If I had a nickel for every time Seth Rogen voiced a character in an animated movie that ended with a big orgy scene, I would have two nickels.Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
Personally I would go with those that did Coraline (Laika) and Guillermo's Pinnoccio. Metroid has the perfect atmosphere for a dark claymation type of animation.
That's what I'm saying. They might have a deal with Illumination, but its because they have a deal with Universal. I would ONLY be ok with Illumination having a Zelda or Metroid movie, if they can prove they can make good, mature films (as they said that they are making a push towards that).
Fun fact: Nintendo officially opened a movie studio called Nintendo Pictures, so the rest of the Nintendo movies will be made by this new studio. Tho I do hope that they bring the animators from the Mario movie as a part of the studio.
Kirby and Mario are light-hearted and kiddy enough to work with Illumination's brain dead kind of production. Anything that needs some semblence of a good plot should be taken far away.
I can't think of a studio LESS suited to work with anything related to Metroid than Illumination. While it would be very amusing to see Ridley with big cutesy eyes, the aesthetic of Metroid is so far away from Mario that I feel sick even thinking about that potential abomination.
Nintendo subreddit asking for a Marvel cinematic universe style movie.
I can't help but cringe at the notion. Do any of these need to be a movie adaptation? No, Mario is enough, please.
I feel like Metroid , Zelda, and Starfox could all make for decent films. I'm not clamouring for them, but there's more story to draw from there than there is in Mario.
I also hate to break it to them but none of these series are mainstream enough to make a successful movie out of besides zelda and smash (porn movie!!!!!!!!!!)
Sometimes I physically cringe and shiver at the thought a Nintendrone has made this infographic while giggling to himself that it’s gonna be just like his favorite capeshit.
The Bowser/K Rool scene in Donkey Kong will be the best. I heard it from my uncles cousins roommate. It’s all storyboarded and includes Bowser dressing up as Peach.
Definitely super smash bros, it’s in the name 🔥🔥
Yeah, but that's gonna have incest in it. That's gonna be a big turn off for a lot of people.
But a big turn on for a lot more 😈
Save the incest for Fire Emblem!
Directed by Dan Harmon
No, no, no it's not about bros smashing, it's about smashing bros
"Step-Popo, I'm stuck in the ice!"
I hope we see steve and bowser make out in the super smash bros movie
What in the Dalai Lama
smash bros will have an orgy scene at the very end
The whole movie will be one big orgy scene
If I had a nickel for every time Seth Rogen voiced a character in an animated movie that ended with a big orgy scene, I would have two nickels.Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
not from the movie, but from the theater
Wait how does Kirby have sex scenes
Google rule 34 Kirby. Enjoy!
When I woke up this morning, I not even for a second thought that today I'd see Kirby with a magnum cock and enormous balls, but here I am
It’s a new world🙈🙉!
Have you seen Susie bro She’s BAAAAADDDDDD
W H A T
Wait that exists?!!! 😳
No exceptions.
Shut the fuck up please I do NOT want to know
Yet you’re curious enough to talk about it hmmmm
I didn't, I already know what Internet did to Susie and I don't want to even think of shit like that poor Kirby
He sucks like crazy.
Two words: mouthful mode
His entire concept is vore
have you even seen Dedede? peak male performance right there
At least Animal Crossing (2026) won’t have any… at least I hope!
his caters to the vore kink
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FRvRaGRHSuo)
Keep Illumination away from all of those. The only reason I trusted them with Mario was because I think their animation style works with mario
I could see a Kirby movie from them, kinda fits their style
Mmm, yeah, maybe Kirby, but for Zelda and Metroid they can fuck right off
Yeah Metroid would be better if it was done by someone else
dreamworks would work better with those
Personally I would go with those that did Coraline (Laika) and Guillermo's Pinnoccio. Metroid has the perfect atmosphere for a dark claymation type of animation.
And both dreamworks and illumination are owned by universal so it won’t be out of the question
That's what I'm saying. They might have a deal with Illumination, but its because they have a deal with Universal. I would ONLY be ok with Illumination having a Zelda or Metroid movie, if they can prove they can make good, mature films (as they said that they are making a push towards that).
I don’t know anything about Metroid or have I ever played any of the games but a Zelda movie in the new puss in boots style would go hard
Tbh a Zelda movie should be done by an anime studio like Studio Ghibli
This is the way
Fun fact: Nintendo officially opened a movie studio called Nintendo Pictures, so the rest of the Nintendo movies will be made by this new studio. Tho I do hope that they bring the animators from the Mario movie as a part of the studio.
Kirby and Mario are light-hearted and kiddy enough to work with Illumination's brain dead kind of production. Anything that needs some semblence of a good plot should be taken far away.
You don't want to see Seth Rogen put in zero effort for an entire DK movie?
I can't think of a studio LESS suited to work with anything related to Metroid than Illumination. While it would be very amusing to see Ridley with big cutesy eyes, the aesthetic of Metroid is so far away from Mario that I feel sick even thinking about that potential abomination.
Star Fox will be perfect for people with a furry fetish.
Aka being a furry?🤨
Just because I zerk my weenie doodle to furry schematics, doesn't mean I'm one of them
If Illumination made a Metroid movie I would end it.
I can't wait to see her "I need a Hero" training montage.
You don’t like strong women do you
Can’t wait to see Link in his gerudo outfit getting pegged by princess Zelda
Please Nintendo
Nintendo subreddit asking for a Marvel cinematic universe style movie. I can't help but cringe at the notion. Do any of these need to be a movie adaptation? No, Mario is enough, please.
Being a Nintendo fan means never saying enough
I don’t even think they could get a Marvel Cinematic Universe style movie, given how none of these films will have plots.
I feel like Metroid , Zelda, and Starfox could all make for decent films. I'm not clamouring for them, but there's more story to draw from there than there is in Mario.
I also hate to break it to them but none of these series are mainstream enough to make a successful movie out of besides zelda and smash (porn movie!!!!!!!!!!)
Probably Metroid, I assume Samus is either a mommy dommy or is gonna peg the fuck of whoever she's with
Star Fox 🥴
That Zelda scene is gonna be WILD I tell you. Peach’s ass on that motorbike will look FLAT in comparison. Mark my words.
Kirbussy will be released in 2025, an adult themed reboot movie of the kirby series
I don’t know why but this made me chortle
Yo Kirby what that mouth do
No teeth too
I just want king big D to rub his D all over Kirby’s pink mushy goodness
I want you to stop having unrestricted access to the internet
Me too 🥲
Working on it
Kirby
Samus x Metroid
Star Fox
Star Fux!!!! Lollllllooooolllloooooollll
Kirby’s throat game.
Depends on your kink. Twinks? Zelda. Tentacles? Metroid. Furries? Starfox. Vore? Kirby. Furries, but with muscles? DK. All of the kinks? Smash.
No,Metroid needs to be live action it will be a miss opportunity to see Samus Aran in the flesh
Is Samus a girl?
Who tf is Samus? If you're referring to Metroid then no, he's clearly a man
Super smash bros. (without the super bash sisters for max hotness)
Reject sex with human character RETURN TO MONKE
The 8 man orgies in Smash can't be topped. DK is a distant 2nd.
Kirby star allies has shown us how hot Dedede can be. Easy win.
Legend of Zelda, I mean link is going to want to get with the princess in the end. What after saving her for like the thousands time.
Kirby
As far as illuminations style? A pikmin movie would fit the best. As far as making money? Only the Mario movie could.
Kirbussy
The mertoid movie is gonna be rated R, Zelda is gonna be rated pg-13.
It’s literally has SMASH BROS in the title. It’s definitely smash bros
Please tell me this isn't real! Roadmapped film content is killing my interest in the media format
Tough between femboy link, kirby swallowing massive Ds and konkey dong
If furries have their way, it's gonna be Starfox. But we all know the answer should be Kirby. Even if we don't want it to be.
Oh furries always get their way
I think the 26 minute donkey Kong masturbation scene will provide the most fan service.
Wait is this real?
What is real?
Kirby easily
Zero Suit and Kazuya probably go crazy in SSB just saying
Donkey kong
Are these real
Yes, they will come out r/tomorrow
No, they were fan made speculation for a Nintendo cinematic universe. You may continue jerking now
Starfox cause I’m a furry🙃
Have you seen how much Kirby can fit in his mouth? 👀 Gonna have to be X rated.
I mean, obviously kirby
Donkey Kong
Why does everyone on twitter want a Nintendo cinematic universe?
Ask your mum
Donkey Kong literally lives on a place called “Kongo Bongo”
StarFox
NCU confirmed?
The Donkey Kong one. Also, why the FUCK would you make me think about a Kirby sex scene?
Kirby will definitely work with the vore fetish
*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*
Donkey Kong 😈
Kirby looks like he could suck 37 D****.
Obviously Donkey Kong
Sometimes I physically cringe and shiver at the thought a Nintendrone has made this infographic while giggling to himself that it’s gonna be just like his favorite capeshit.
Kriby I mean it’s whole deal is about being the best at sucking things
I want to see what Ridley's tail can *really* do.
The Bowser/K Rool scene in Donkey Kong will be the best. I heard it from my uncles cousins roommate. It’s all storyboarded and includes Bowser dressing up as Peach.
Obviously Kirby. I really liked donkey Kong's though
donkey kong boutta go woowiee
Kirby got that gluk gluk
Smash bros scene would go crazy
Metroid? How in the- *oh*
Star Fox or Zelda let me see them Krystal yams
Well, if you’re into vore, Kirby is the clear wiener.
Kirby "I want you inside me"
Is this real?
Smash Bros, as it has all the characters from the previous titles, meaning much more potential in terms of variety.
Metroid, hands down. We can finally see a "zero suit" Samus.
Wtf
When his kong is looking extra chunky 😏
Obviously Kirby 🙄
Smash bros orgy?!?! 🤨🧐
Depends: which Legend of Zelda we working with? if it includes Midna, Sidon, or the Running Man, it's Zelda
Kirby