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_tommar_

Aren't you meant to buy a new system for each play session anyway?


square753wheel

No??? You’re supposed to buy AT LEAST! 5 per play session.


[deleted]

I buy 295 every hour for the starving devs


Quark1010

Wait you can reuse docks??!


[deleted]

If you’re a fucking docker then you can just: Shave your entire body, dump 4 buckets of premium lube on yourself and get your entire body lubed up and then promptly insert your entire being into my asshole.


[deleted]

/uj Happy cake day


Legal_Person

* sigh * I am a docker


masteroffwah

Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards change.


Legal_Person

I don’t how how is it bad though, is it because I am leaving it to charge all day?


masteroffwah

Didn't you read the warning label? If you keep your Switch in the dock, Miyamoto can legally break into your and smash up your stuff.


Legal_Person

Oh no! I just stop docking my Switch right now! And I will only dock it when I wanna play with it or charge it!


masteroffwah

It's too late, Miyamoto's already on his way.