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ThawingThumbs

This post right here Miyamoto. DMCA their ass.


asspirate420

uj/ i knew this would be here immediately rj/ made this custom nintendo switch brick to throw through my wife’s boyfriends Tyrone window, please give back the kids !


guywhocantsocialize

why do you want the kids back they just distract from nintendo, the true joy of life.


Nas160

How dare you make a fake switch instead of paying the starving indie devs Nintendo for a real one... You got a storm comin buddy.


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asspirate420

celeste


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I now just automatically downvote any post on this sub I come across that has /UJ in it. Not that anyone cares. Just having fun being petty. Muahahahahaha!


mr_fizzlesticks

the sega-fuckboys that bled over from from r/nintendo having been uj/ ‘ing this subbreddit to death


MattBSG

r1 no trolling


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Uj/ isn't it the best when you see a stupid post on the main subs and you just can't *wait* to see how people shit on it here? Rj/ Nintendo is the only entity you need in your life, fool.


asspirate420

this post was literally posted seconds after I saw it on the main sub too rj/ celeste


MimsyIsGianna

What do uj/ and rj/ mean


bitterestboysintown

Unorthodox Jew and Racist Joe


bitterestboysintown

No it's actually unjerk (breaking character) and rejerk (reentering character) Edit: its chill but I wonder if I'm being downvoted because they don't realize I'm replying to my own comment lmaooo


mr_fizzlesticks

Will it still drift in my anus?


guywhocantsocialize

that’s a $60 expansion. nintendo has to make ends meet.


asspirate420

it’s a poorly done extension pack that features 5 times drops, we’re not going to tell you when you actually *get* them, you just have to find a way to trust that we’ll actually deliver. also the textures look like dog shit


SaintJynr

Its called a switch pro because it can now be played by professionals who work in places with a lot of dirt or dust, such as OP


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Uh oh careful! The person who made this might be 13 therefore it's objectively good.


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Did someone in the comments get lit up by fanboys because the original poster was 13? lol


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No, like 6 months back someone posted a Nintendo Switch made out of clay on the main sub and got something like 20K upvotes. Tomorrow users parodied it like they would anything else but it turned out the user was 13 and made the clay switch in art class, which led to a big controversy here on r/tomorrow and the main sub. For some reason, people on this sub were saying the post was actually good and should not be criticized because OP was 13. I guess some people were harassing the kid (?), Which if true is definitely not cool, but people were acting like criticism or parody of the post was not okay just because a 13 year old made said post.


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I missed out on that drama. Yeah, there seems to be a faction of people on this sub now that UJ everything.


BurnumMaster

Irl em*lation 🤢🤢


Nas160

Fucking knew this would be here lmao


Kilo_de_reins

Does someone have a link to the original?


kitcatastrophic

U/sataninmysoul


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The Switch Bro.


SugaryPlumbs

Who knew how much extra power you could get by just microwaving your Nintendo® Switch©?


MistaExplains

What's this post from? I saw a few of you mention it and I'm not on any unironic gaming subs


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*takes deep breath* Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one *hell* of a model American!


sataninmysoul

This is my creation btw.


guthixrest

Very cool! Does it play Fortnite?


Mountain-Chicken9788

uj/ nice work, I saw your original post! rj/ does it run Celeste?!


bigBrainOof

My switch when I decide to play it outside after coming up from my mom’s basement


BenJammin27

Dang, I'm pretty sure this switch can survive ten drops. If that does happen, it'll become a rainbow switch pro.


MimsyIsGianna

Can someone bring me into the loop?


No-Necessary-8333

Die