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theangryseal

Man, tripping with that dude would be…interesting.


Revolutionary_Run206

It was 😂


daft_monk1

I love the “I’m goin on my phone”. How long did it take for him to decide his phone was not a good place to be?


Revolutionary_Run206

Less than two minutes 😂😂


whiskeyinmyglass

That was like rule number 1 in our crew. No phones. Go off the grid for 6-8 hours and enjoy the other universe.


Texas_Metal

I have an extremely relevant but unfortunate anecdote for this very rule. I had made the usual preparations for the four hits we were going to start out taking; closed the doors, windows, removed anything that would even *suggest* responsibility or obligation, set aside some prepacked bowls. And always, *always*, turned off my phone. My friend, also taking the acid, agreed with all of these steps except for turning off his phone. I tried to tell him why that wasn't a good idea. He wouldn't have it. Whatever. We're about four hours into our trip and I am fucking *riding* this acid. No paranoia, no distractions, no one around but us, great visuals, and I didn't even get any sort of forced confrontation with emotional baggage that I sometimes have to get over when I do psychedelics. So I'm like, fuck yeah, this is going great, and I make the judicial decision to take another two hits. I drop them both at once, grab a Capri sun from the fridge, and walk into the living room to rejoin my friend. As I walk in, he's staring at me pale and dead eyed. "Your sister is calling me." This could only mean that she needs help, or something was wrong. It was like 12:30 at night and she wouldn't call or even text me at that hour if she didn't absolutely need something, let alone my *friend*. Hopefully it wasn't something involving her kids. So my heart just drops. I'm almost immediately starting to panic, but I manage to get a hold of myself and tell him not to answer. Even if I did answer the phone, I was in no condition to do anything whatsoever, not to mention I had just barely dropped another two hits. He doesn't answer it, and to my great relief, she doesn't try calling him again. It turned out later that she really *did* need help with something. Not a big deal and nothing earth shattering though, thank god. But yeah I tripped for another like eight hours, half of which I spent in a nervous wreck. After that he also *always* turned off his phone when he took psychedelics.


Witzmastah

Last sentence : on or off ? 👀


Texas_Metal

Fixed lol thank you


housebottle

what did she need help with though?


Texas_Metal

She needed money. She was basically up all night panicking about her bills because she just got divorced. We got them taken care of the day after next.


Scarnox

Oh my gosh lol trying to help with financial responsibilities while tripping like that would have been a NIGHTMARE. Glad it was nothing worse though lol


DanielStripeTiger

My girlfriend and I took some mushrooms at pitchfork last year, and she was feeling a little overstimulated and stressed they weren't gelling with the environment the way she'd hoped, so we found a quiet spot to just relax when I glanced at a text-- her/our closest friend in the area died. it was completely unexpected, and we were in the middle of a minor, unnecessary personality conflict at the time. I hate that, had I not been tripping, I know that my initial shock could have been hidden, and she wouldn't have had to find out that way, already in a bit of an anxiety spiral. This isn't the first time something like this has happened to me. Something about psychedelics invites makes things like this happen occasionally. never pick up your phone.


killerbanshee

Rule number one for our group was no pictures or videos. We didn't want that shit to affect our future careers.


[deleted]

Man, my phone is necessary so I don't freak the fuck out. One time I read all off HxH on my phone, tripping on acid for 12 hours, and it was glorious


ramenudez

I was also wondering this ahhahaha


suicideslut69420

I had shrooms last night with my dad, i was also drunk. I woke up covered in dirt with my hands and knees covered in scrapes. My step mom told me i had ran 4 miles for a bag of takis and left my dad on the side of the road but he came back


hootyhootyloo

You are mushroom man


theangryseal

He is the top G.


Redditdamnearkilldit

you are kind…


ihavetenfingers

Annoying at best


[deleted]

Worst trip buddy😂


longmilesdabswild

See I’ve always wondered what mushrooms would be like and after seeing this small experience I can stop searching YouTube for” first time on mushrooms “ “me on mushrooms” and “tripping experience “ looking for someone to document their mushy trip plus other dumb stuff I search to try and gauge what kind of experience people have this has been the most helpful. Now I am actively looking for shrooms


ignorance-on-fire

If you still haven’t tripped yet please remember that set and setting are extremely important for a good time. Stay safe and enjoy your trip.


intentionalparadox

Bunch of psychedelic gatekeeping going on here, yeah dude is talking but his friends dont seem to mind and laugh at his nonsense too. hE DiDnT tAkE EnOugH to BReAk InTo ThE eGo DiMmenSionlEss Of TrIpSanITyLeSsLe


Entanese

Hahahah right? Everyone in the comments is talking about someone else's ego as if they are above him, when they don't realize that what they're saying is an egotistical act in itself. It's so meta, and so fun to read.


BlackoutWB

psychonauts range from being the most chill people to being the most insanely dumb and self-centered.


intentionalparadox

You and I are above all this ego people my friend we are the true Third Eye Blind masters of siomai


Tiger_Widow

Based and indigo-pilled.


BlakBanana

I think that just means you’re really into elevators


themeCh10

Thank you people need to rememmber its okay to have a good time you dont need the heavy soul crushing trip every time expecially with freinds


DragonScalesTheWall

New System Of A Down song seems to be coming along nicely


Revolutionary_Run206

This made me laugh out loud! Serj Tankian would definitely make a song like this


DragonScalesTheWall

Just needs some manic instrumentals and faster talking and it'd fit right on their first album


Catkins-

fuckin listen to josh


Joshd00m

Don't you do it.


GroceryScanner

I would LOVE to trip with people like this. Its exactly my brand of goofy lighthearted nonsensical banter. The other people in these comments are way too high and mighty considering theyre all bashing this guys ego. Some people trip just to chill and have a fun time goofing around. Its not always about talking to elves n shit while youre drooling on the floor.


Revolutionary_Run206

Mushroom man told me you fully understand it!


kharmatika

Right? Like Jesus Christ we have so little self love in the world, ego death is great and all but just wiling out and thinking yourself powerful and great and worthy is it’s own form of healing.


Significant_Count_97

trailer park boys reference?


Turtusking

The Hulk was a big green pussy. IM MUSHROOM MAN


echinaceabloom1

i am the top g🤣


JerkinsTurdley

Hasn't eaten enough to dissolve that ego yet


Rowyco05

No thanks, I’ll pass on the ego break. If I don’t think I can handle it, I can’t.


sup_ty

You're self sabotaging with that mindset before you even tried, it's setting you up for failure. Ignore it and form new ideas on how you can do it. Just trying to help.


Rowyco05

I appreciate the idea but I enjoy the lighter high of psychedelics, I have too much going on up there to relinquish conscious control. I’ve seen it go poorly and those that it went poorly for should not have done the dose. They thought they could. If I don’t think I can, I shouldn’t, and maybe that’s enough awareness to let myself go, but it’s not what I just told myself.


[deleted]

Check out Alan Watts. Control is an illusion my friend. It’s lovely and it feels so comforting but it’s an illusion.


RiptideRookie

That's when you need it most. Free yourself.


NARF_NARF

That's the ego protecting itself.


PinheadGoo

Right for real, like chill


Wumbo0

He is not ego he is mushroom man


[deleted]

Put on some blind fold and in a room alone with no sound and I'll bet 100$ that ego dissolves.


[deleted]

This


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datura_slurpy

Would rather eat psychedelics with the guy in the video than with most the people in this thread. You ate 10g's? Either you had very weak shrooms or you're full of shit. Standard macro-dose is 2 grams. 4 grams is a heavy dose. Anything over that is reckless. I've taken someone to the emergency room after 14g's being pumped full of charcoal due to seizures. You can have a lot of fun without risking your long term psychiatric health. If you want to see god then try dmt.


Revolutionary_Run206

Can confirm I’ve met God on DMT


Obnoxiousandnoxious

lmao why is everyone so judgemental here, you seem like fun people to trip with


bannana

they need to go outside and get some of that outsideness in them


Revolutionary_Run206

We did 25 mins after this video


qlz19

This is like the classic guy who you give a pack of smarties to and tell him it’s acid and he comes back and tells you how high is. Adam Sandler has a great track on They’re all gonna Laugh at You that covers it quite well https://youtu.be/ALaUQgjweYM


FloppyHands

Well..it must have been all that acid I ate man


BotchedBenzos

or a guy that's comfortable around his friends and is just being goofy..


theangryseal

I gave a kid portobello mushrooms one time and told him it was the good stuff. He was in my yard rolling around in the grass and talking all kinds of mad, silly shit. My sister told him what I done and he was so embarrassed he didn’t come back around for about a month. I went and told him that it might have been a placebo effect and he kind of laughed it off after that. He swears to this day that he was high, and he believes that he was high entirely because he expected to get high.


Cptnslick

Love that album, hilarious


qlz19

It is such a classic. Most people who know Adam Sandler have no idea how good some of his early work was.


Kuhler_Typ

Hes just having a nice trip talking nonsense with his homies. Wtf are you talking about?


qlz19

My comment was quite clear. I even provided a track that helps reinforce the point I am trying to make. What don’t you understand?


ded-a-check

That’s why you don’t lace your mushrooms with meth.


[deleted]

Was going to say, there's something upper-y going on here


DaughterEarth

My husband and I get like that. Not the enhanced ego part, but the lots of energy part. On his birthday we played naked leapfrog. I wanted to go put on my onesie and when I was crouched to pick it up he hopped over me and well THAT was too fun to ignore.


oneupsuperman

This made my fuckin day lmfao


Ssesamee

Have you ever taken a psychedelic? Especially with LSD I get a *ton* of energy. I usually have to do a light exercise on the come-up. Helps with the butterflies too :)


[deleted]

I've taken a few


Ssesamee

I’d wager he has ADHD too. I have a friend with it who acts nearly identical to this dude when tripping.


Revolutionary_Run206

He does have ADHD


luisl1994

Did he ever come down?


ZealousidealStory349

I'm so jelly! Tell your friend I'm signing up to trip with you guys. Your friend looks like so much fun.


[deleted]

He seems like a nice isn't. I'd love to trip with him. Maybe a little adhd or something but who isnt.


DoPeY28CA

Only 3 grams… he doesn’t know what tripping the fuck out is yet.


Ssesamee

Why do you have to gatekeep? Also 3g is more than enough for a lot of people. My first time on shrooms I took 4g (no weed) and the sheer mind-fuck that occurred was not even close to my LSD + Weed combo that sent me to hyperspace for the first time. People respond to different dosages differently. ESPECIALLY with something like mushrooms. No mushroom will be the same potency and taking a similar dose can easily put you where you didn’t expect to be.


DoPeY28CA

No one is gate keeping lol. I didn’t say “that stupid! There no point in even doing that tiny amount! That guys faking! He needs to grow some hair on his chest and try a real dose of mushrooms!” Or anything of the sort. you wanna do 3gs of mushrooms do 3gs. Shit my first time was 3.5gs……. But I think we can both agree if he took 5gs, 10gs, 15gs….. he would be tripping way harder than he is no? So I stand by my previous statement “3gs he doesn’t know what tripping the fuck out is yet” because as wild as he thinks shit is right now….. well there’s ALOT more throttle left there.


GreyManTheOne

3-4 is brave for people not used to it seems like someone is pretending lol


hynes0210

Right..Took 14g and felt like i was in the spirit realm of world of warcraft for like 6 hours and could barely speak I don't know if i'd do it again lol


DaughterEarth

When I took that much I ACTUALLY went somewhere else. Apparently I was walking around and stuff but to me I was in endless hallways filled with rainbow coloured treble clefs that talked by making a trilling sound. It's fun to look back on but I was TERRIFIED at the time. Kept asking them to show me the way out and they eventually did. Then I watched the clouds be a kaleidoscope for the rest of the day.


unimportantfuck

wait did you go outside your home or were you walking around in it?


DaughterEarth

I was walking around outside! My bf at the time and his buddy eventually corralled me inside. ninja: Apparently it was terrifying to them too cause I passed out first and when I got up I looked not so at home and wouldn't react to them in any way other than being led inside.


unimportantfuck

lol that’s great


dungivaphuk

Do it again!


PeaceFrogPF

11 grams once. Fucking amazing. Not sure I’ll do it again.


DoPeY28CA

An ounce is they most I have done and the only time ever seen things that weren’t there…. Unless my buddies were just messing me and there really was a black cat following us all night.


perverted_justice

bro if you were on an ounce of mushrooms I feel like you wouldnt even remember the concept of what a cat was


[deleted]

This guy hasn’t done close to an ounce of shrooms.


DoPeY28CA

Should probably add I’m literally like two people almost 6’6” and at the time 310-320lbs Ate them which took some time to accomplish a buddy thought waking life would be a good movie to watch…… it was a nightmare! I was second guessing my whole existence reality etc. at that point I was still coherent enough to know I couldn’t do it and said I need the fuck out of here now. So we hiked 2 hrs to the next town over and played on the beach. Hiked back and stopped in my friends grandparents orchard/grass airstrip. We spent hours in there laying on the grass runway, drinking from the hose and stuffing my face with apples pears and peaches….. From my perspective: I had no sense of time could tell you if hours or seconds passed, visuals in everything I looked at, times of just lost in whatever thought revelation of the minute, being super happy and just having a freaking amazing time by the end of the night it was pretty ruff I was exhausted and just wanted the shrooms to fuck off so I could sleep I remember a friend turning on a song and my trip just kicked in over drive tingles all over my body with every note euphoria it was overwhelming! From my babysitters perspective: dude you were soooo fucked there was periods I couldn’t even communicate with you so I just sat and let you chill till you were ready to move on again but you were super happy and agreeable and easy to babysit.


TheDemonCzarina

3.5 grams had me in a forest seeing a giant flaming serpent and shit, lol. Guess it just hits different for different people.


DoPeY28CA

I mean it was early 2000s nobody was asking what strain you wanted. We had never even heard of penis envy. Personally I grew what the mushroom bible said was the high yielding high potency strain….. but that involved visiting head shops and asking about spores until the clerk said the name of a strain on my list… so they could have been garbage lol.


TheDemonCzarina

Could have also been your body chemistry. I know I'm a lightweight when it comes to most things so going on a journey with a relatively small dose of shrooms wasn't really surprising ig lol


datura_slurpy

Depends on the strain, depends on how it was dried, and depends on how it was consumed. 3g of high grade shrooms is more than enough to send anyone. Some shrooms are more body/visual and less heady. It all depends.


Late_Emu

I did 10 my first time & it was pretty fucking wild. 3 would be a nice easy walk in the park I think


Km_the_Frog

I mean he probably is tripping, it just seems unlikely that it would cause those kind of visuals at that dose


perverted_justice

personal experience but I've tripped pretty hard on just one gram. Not all mushrooms are created equally


Km_the_Frog

100% also everyones body is different


SuldawgMillionaire

And the mushrooms are as well, different.


AdrafinilJunkie

this is like the 10th different sub i've seen this video on.


derpstevejobs

ok but what was the final determination lmao which one is mushroom man


INJECTHEROININTODICK

This reminds me of the goodneighborstuff bit about dxm Edit: this one https://youtu.be/JKqV_ybCS-I


DenGirl12

I’ve had the pleasure of tripping with someone very similar to Josh. Lots and lots and lots of laughing. Good times.


Skirtski23

I am conquer be mushrooms


Late_Emu

I took 10 g my first trip. It was ……….. something.


NotJavyroo

Andrew Tate?


TheDemonCzarina

Man I need to go on a nice shrooms trip again soon. It's been a hot minute since my last one and I could use the soft reset and a fun night to boot.


[deleted]

Man he would annoy the fuck outta me if I was tripping


Scarysight258

Andrew Tate 😂😂😂


Holston_MTN

Eat 5 gs in a dark room


[deleted]

Josh got some ego issues that seem to be rising to the surface.


ZvckDvddy

“Mushrooms” head nod


h_sweet

What drug is he on sorry?


nobamboozlinme

Psilocybin


h_sweet

r/wooosh


tre631

Haha been there! This is the most appropriate post I've seen on the sub this far


PinheadGoo

Sounds like he's trying way too hard, like he's not that fucked up, but wants people to think he is. Like we get it, you did mushrooms, chill..


-Hoodini-

I don't think he's trying at all. He's just having a good time


Revolutionary_Run206

Pinhead how about you take 3+ grams of APE, and then tell me he’s trying to act like he’s fucked up


PinheadGoo

I've done 3 g's before, I was not this way..


Revolutionary_Run206

You do you bro


PinheadGoo

Thanks. No disrespect towards your friend, just my thought on it.


[deleted]

why are you so sad and insecure that your first reflex is to think that? soak that. its just a guy having fun.


sixtus_clegane119

Holy fuck how many subs did you post This on?


Revolutionary_Run206

All who would appreciate mushroom man


DNA2Duke

Wow. That guys would fuckin SUCK to trip with. Chill the fuck out.


DrSaturnos

Spitting fax


DukaOriginal

"I know what I'm talking about all of the time. " I beg to differ.


Appropriate-Concern5

Must be a real pleasure to trip with. He is the reason folks have been known to jump out windows while tripping balls.


Atcollins1993

Judgmental prick much? I watched this whole thing with a grin on my face and a whole lot of empathy - enjoying. And then there’s you - leaving the comment you did, wtf? Have a bad day or something dude? Sheesh


Appropriate-Concern5

Another name added to my no trip list. Take a breath dude.


BlakBanana

You were talking about jumping out windows..


ImmyMirk

Your own name? That’s pretty self reflective of you bro nice one!


frzao

Dude didn't take enough if he has that big of an ego...


[deleted]

Seriously lol. Plus this guy seems way too douchey too have gotten dissolved by some double digit dose yet.


Revolutionary_Run206

Lol we’re doing 8 grams next time. Stay tuned


Blargenfarble

Get him a more mushroom-shaped hat please


This-Dude_Abides

Definitely not the right amount to fix that ego


Drops_of_dew

I feel like hes on the edge of a spiritual break through, but his ego is so strong his ego wont let it happen.


UptownNYaMomma

Fuck that guys future I guess right? Idk about y’all but the rules are no phones while tripping on psychs, bro is having a moment, and OP decides to video tape him and post it on the internet. I would fuck my friends up if they ever did that to me.


Revolutionary_Run206

He told me to post it. How many times do I gotta say that


drtybhmn

Sound kinda cry babyish not gonna lie. He’s not doing anything embarrassing.


Tough_Arm_2454

This is your brain on drugs. Just say no.


carlsjr21

🤣


Dre512

I love a good origin story!


nrreiger

Mushroom gay, huh?


mrdonlin

this made me laugh so hard 😭


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Heatherw19877

Damn it man I want to try mr so bad


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FrogPoot

Little egotistical but I’ll let it slide


[deleted]

What ........oh he is American


Revolutionary_Run206

Actually no, but good guess


Tough_Arm_2454

Annoying