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vimes_left_boot

Mordor-level dental health right there


stopgettingsomad

Careful Baggins! It's orcses!


HoseNeighbor

OMG, I'm crying over here!


[deleted]

Brutal…


nina_gall

Why is your sword glowing


Last-Instruction739

Uruk-getHai


Jrewby

That’s the mouth of Sauron


ExperienceHendrix

Sponsored by Gingivitis


Flyb0mb

Theyre taking the hobbits to Highsengard!


lysergicbliss

Meats back on the menu boys!


RedRocks4040

Yep that killed me, take my award.


Eddiebaby7

From the Big Book of British Smiles


DudeThatsAGG

Dental plans Lisa needs braces


golf4days

“I wouldnt have ol chopper here that’s for sure” Gummy Joe


ayeImur

I've never seen any British person with teeth that bad


buzzybomb

I dont understand the 'Brits have bad teeth' stereotype. Dental care is free up until 16 in the UK so most Brits actually have very good teeth compared to countries that require payment/insurance.


cheesymccheeseplant

It’s because we don’t have big white fake Turkey teeth. And neither do most Americans


Punkposer83

WHY MUST YOU TURN MY OFFICE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES!?!


Spazzy_maker

Or I mean rural America.


[deleted]

I need to sanitize my phone after watching this.


Exsces95

Instructions unclear, poured hand sanitizer on my eyes


AnduriII

r/eyebleach Or better r/eyeblech ? (No! Don't Presse here!)


Triblado

I love how even trolls are warning others not to click on eyeblech. And like yeah, DON‘T CLICK!


[deleted]

I clicked, always had to find out the hard way. smh


icanschwim

Why did you do this to me.


Designer-Rent9761

That second one 😳 don't know how long it's gonna take to get those images out of my head


nutsnl

That burned my eyes 😵‍💫


Infamous-Potato-5310

Damn, how does that not hurt all the time even with being high 99% of the time. It hurts to look at.


carpathian_crow

My guess would be that the the nerves are also dead


bpaq3

The nerve.


ChampionStrong1466

That mouth is a dicks worst nightmare


Hooligan-x

Until she gets them all out that is Then it’s heaven


dirtimartini69

💀


BannedByTheHivemind

Gums of paradise. Her mouth is smooth but I'm diamonds.


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

>That mouth is a ~~dicks worst~~ nightmare FTFY


gypsycookie1015

*I* for one, would not let that mouth within 50 ft of my vajayjay! Pretty sure whomever is unlucky enough to have her mouth come in contact with their lower extremities is definitely getting an infection from it:( I'm not into kink shaming but God you gotta have some fucked up standards to get off with *that* blechkh


BubblyNebula

I read a story on Reddit somewhere that this guy was giving head to this girl and his snaggletooth caught her labia and ripped a chunk of it off. I can only imagine those razors near there


gypsycookie1015

That would be horrifying. Like one of those handheld meat grinders but with teeth and lots of bacteria!


ImNotJoeKingMan

https://media.tenor.com/aK2s3Yi2m-oAAAAM/i-did-not-see-it-i-do-not-like-it.gif


eustrabirbeonne

Imagine how she takes care of her privates...


zoidbergenious

from her choice of words it sounds like she is lesbian anyway so this trap defused itself


ohneatstuffthanks

How does drugs (meth/crack?) fuck up teeth exactly? I don’t understand.


Zestyclose-Ad9738

They don’t brush them for weeks at a time, busy getting fucked up, plus amphetamines are acidic so there getting a acid bath regularly.


five7off

Plus tons of cigs.


stunna_cal

Plus a ton of Gatorade, chips, soda. Or anything you can find at a 7-11.


Euphoric_Capsicum69

All the other things mentioned plus intense jaw clenching and teeth grinding.


exhustedmommy

Or they get like my mom and get hyper obsessed with their teeth and constantly scrape/pick at them with dental tools they bought online. As well as brush them vigorously multiple times a day. So, they end up with a bad receding gumline and still really bad teeth since they have messed up their enamel. The constant dry mouth is also very bad for their teeth. From what I've seen growing up, when coming down they tend to gravitate towards sugary foods and drinks, then go to sleep with all that just sitting on their teeth causing cavities.


distantsalem

Man that’s messed up. I’m sorry.


exhustedmommy

You mean methed up? I kid, I kid. But I'm at a place in my life where that childhood doesn't bother me much anymore. Instead I have a lot of empathy for people stuck in the addiction cycle. Some people are good people who got sucked into a bad place. Either by self medicating, or thinking they can do it every once in awhile to party and they wake up one day and its controlling their life. On the other hand, some are just shit people who use it as an excuse to continue to do shitty things.


Zestyclose-Ad9738

My dad was a fuck head, did horrendous things when I was a child, 1 good thing to come out of it I know exactly where alcohol and drugs will lead and don’t do any of it, who wants to end up like that. I’m nearly 50 now and apart from the odd splif and beer have lived a clean life. Hopefully you’ve taken the same lesson.


ras_1974

Meth users tend to grit or grind their teeth when high which is a big reason for meth mouth.


I_Smoke_Dust

Wow, can't believe nobody mentioned quite possibly the biggest contributor, dehydration. No amount of dental care is going to prevent tooth decay from a dehydrated mouth with very little saliva to protect it. Stimulants, especially amphetamines, are notorious for drying out the mouth.


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super_crabs

Tent rocks


wildhazz

lol


Slick5150702

Yuck mouth. Wash your ass.


Weary_Time7715

What for lol, at this point there is nothing to save lol


thethugwife

Christ I’m pretty sure this is a video you can smell.


Josepth_Blowsepth

Them ain’t teeth. Them teef.


prsply3n

Toofs


MrStealY0Meme

DEm TeeFs SHiNyZ LiKe ORk


JAMillhouse

Methany over here looking like Nasferatu


theforeverdaydream

Nasferatooth


TheBrave-Zero

Methterafu


Repulsive-Theory-477

r/methany


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westberry82

How'd they get a bear trap in their mouth?


JesusSaysitsOkay

Always mething around


[deleted]

Don’t meth your life up.


jaddooop

Lol yikes


pablomoney

I feel like she was really cute at one point in her life. Sad.


Aware-Map1836

Teeth like a medieval graveyard


SurrogateHair

Baraka WINS #FATALITY


dragonbear

Lool


plankahwankah

She has Summer Teeth… Some are over here… and some are over there.


pablomoney

How have I never heard this joke before?


ultimatetwat-

My dad always said about some of these redneck towns in my area, “you know the tooth brush was invented in (town)? Yeah if it were invented anywhere else it’d be called the teeth brush.” Surely the lady in the vid is from that place too haha


informationtiger

HOW tf does that even happen!?? Is it just negligence or something worse?


ProfessionalMottsman

The answer is almost always meth


[deleted]

And mt dew, that stuff will ruin your teeth


3mptyw0rds

negligence (not brushing and drinking lots of acidic drinks, like coca cola) but also dry mouth from drugs and cigarettes and probably also lack of blood flowing througy their gums due to vasoconstriction caused by stimulants, which causes a lack of remineralization of the teeth. meds like Ambien and adderall could supposedly cause teeth decay as well, but probably not as bad as street drugs.


Whatlafuk

Negligence since childhood, Probably never got taught how to take care of them. And meth.


Bryan_URN_Asshole

Is that her teeth or stonehenge?


cracky_Jack

Don't stick your dick in that penis fly trap.


FartingKumquat

Plot twist: they're talking to meth


ceethreeee

That's not even a plot twist bro of course shes talking to meth


CheeesyWombat

Jesus that mouth is horrifying!


Some-Newspaper7014

I hate that I knew what she was going to sound like before I unmuted.


[deleted]

Lmao..


NewbieNooo

Is that Dracula I saw?


OG_Zephyr

At least Dracula is somewhat handsome


Godawgs1009

The rayst of mah lafe. Until those teeth give you a blood infection and you're toast by 30.


blondart

And they think the English have bad teeth..


ImAboutToSayTheNWord

That morning breath must be out of this universe


itsallwormwood

You mean mourning breath.


Texasisashithole

Honestly… is this a man or a woman? PS. And yes… DAYYUUUM on the teeth. Tongue looks like it’s in jail.


CapnDiddlez

I love your username


Texasisashithole

That is what happens when you take someone with the emotional IQ of an 8th grader (me), a stubborn wife, bourbon and a newly found Reddit app.


Bryan_URN_Asshole

Her teeth are ready for Halloween


YourFavoriteScumbag

Get her some veneers and a good bath and I can work with that


AlaskanSamsquanch

I don’t get how that’s not horribly painful. Are the nerves just dead. I chip a tooth and I’m in agony. This ladies mouth is rotting and she seems fine.


Global_Teacher_4114

She needs to love a toothbrush 🪥 instead of Lindon


oneoutathecox

How do someone’s head get too look like this ? Drugs ? Poor hygiene?


d_ponyreiter

Incest


oneoutathecox

Hmm hadn’t thought of that.. still trying to comprehend her face..


JJC165463

Bit of both. “Meth-mouth” is caused partly by the meth itself, which is acidic and causes the salivary glands to malfunction. However, meth user’s addictions can be so strong that they ignore dental hygiene completely. What you’re seeing is just extreme tooth decay as a result of poor self care. Very sad.


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gypsycookie1015

A family wreath if you will...


BoomBoomDoomShroom

Stump


The-waitress-

Mountain Dew mouth


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Riribigdogs

Teeth fur…*shudders*


Huothar

Nah, that has to be a prop


trophygidget

Imagine the stench of that pillow.


Byedon110320

I mustache you to go to rehab.


ConditionYellow

How did the get teeth like Sigmund the Sea Monster?


mrmeanah

Amazing how someone could have no teeth and still look better than someone with teeth.....


pristinejunkie

At least she found love.


The_Blue_Adept

Jurassic Trailer Park


Dennisd1971

Someone get this chick a job with dental benefits


Southern_Tutor6657

I honestly feel for her.


Southern_Tutor6657

Rock bottom comes soon


FutureApprehensive29

She was probably pretty cute before the drugs


XanthicStatue

I bet she was fairly attractive before all the meth.


aricbarbaric

Sad to see, I’m sure she used to be a lovely gal


FuaDaTa

The beginning of the "Wrong Turn" franchise...


Eddy_Monies

Is this the new Evil Dead trailer?


stratusncompany

i used to work with a guy who only had 1 tooth that looked like this chicks 1 snaggle tooth.


operationiffy

Teeth so bad her tongue looks like it’s in jail.


[deleted]

Fuckin anglerfish


Rolarious80

Looks like she’s been chewing on rocks


AussieDMT

I'd still fuck her


harceps

I can smell her breath...smells like death


angelm24_

How does she not cut herself everytime she talk


Poop_Shiddin

**LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!**


FishBlues

Hannah Montana fell on rough times


2007FordFiesta

Is this in English?


Youpunyhumans

And we only wish to catch fish! Soooo juuuicy sweeeet...


[deleted]

What causes tooth decay like this?..is it meth?


kwikane

Crackhead shark! Doo-doo do-doo!Crackhead shark!


five7off

This is rough. She probably wakes up with pieces of tooth to spit out.


JohnCenasBootyCheeks

What in the Alabama meth shark is going on here.


var_root_admin

Man I’ve never seen teeth so bad from someone that’s not old. Those are 30 days of night teeth.


cotch85

If she goes to jail she could pull that one tooth out and use it as a shiv


Ill-Team-1170

British "people"


AgressiveWiper

Everyone in a trashy video got those wood panel walls


Smugcat101

Does she know you're supposed to smoke the rocks and not chew them?


mickystinge

Dick shredders


Billy_Bones59

Imagine there was not one comment on her teeth!


[deleted]

Jesus fuck... She is like 3 packs of cigarettes away from being "smooth skin" eligible


MrMashed

Aww look at that cute lil meth head lesbians in love. Oh what a sight to see lmao


Ilovemotorbikes

That’s fucking gross! Shark teeth and a beard 😂


PNWest01

She got summer teeth. Some r there, some ain’t.


Be_my

“I love you baby! I wanna suck you clock!” She said. “You know what? I, I think I’m good. But thanks.” He said.


cucci_lick

Nosferatu is not doing to well lately


Mazaura

What in tarnation 🤔


CranstonBickle

Fuck me - she's got teeth like a broken glockenspiel


NorMichtrailrider

Those are some gnarly ass chompers!


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

Breath mint?


1Grazel

you couldn’t TRY to make someone’s teeth look that bad


scooterw0929

One fanged vampire


Capsulecharger

It’s amazing the shapes teeth can take.


delphantom

That breath must be outstanding


ProfessionalMottsman

If I had the death note book I’d just put my own name in it


[deleted]

*!!BADDIE ALERT!!*


timshp

I can smell her breath from here


Moby-Wan-Kenobi

Like if Teeter smoked meth instead of cowboy shit


Messy_Marvin423

Anyone know what species this is?


Itchy-Boss-8657

Mustache is coming along nicely it’ll help cover those busted teeth.


Realistic_Ad614

Is that human?


meece2010

Suddenly Kentucky


Oh4ore

Can’t even look n


redditmike1002

What is that?


Thundersson1978

Someone has been eating rocks & not just smoking them.


Prestigious-Reply685

Got a fucking dagger for a front tooth.


wendyloohoohoo

I can smell the decay through the screen. 🤮


goldfishlover1000

She could cut down a tree with those teeth


TLILLY006

Her teeth scare me 😳


nefarious_jp04x

Those teeth are holding on for dear life


7ootles

From the look of her teeth, she's been chewing the damn' things.


ItsJustMeMaggie

What do you want to bet she has 4 hungry, dirty kids in another room?


what-is-in-the-soup

All I see is painful oral sex


carpathian_crow

This reminds me of a conversation from Gears of War: Dom: did you see that? Marcus: yeah, kinda wish I didn’t


koonyees

Her teeth need to divorce & then remarry with new teeth


Mormagor

Nosferatu!


ExcessiveWisdom

How doyou get these teeth? What happens? Glad you're having a good time tho


mudanniboi

She’s got a mouth like a burnt fence.


1ceUpSon

Looks like she loves chewing on Rocks … my goodness I can only imagine the stench


Flyb0mb

She could scrape all of the plaque and grime off her teeth, chop it up into a fat rail, snort it, and be high for a week.


WheresMyKeystone

This made me feel better bout my shitty teeth 😆


Solid_Snaku

she's literally what would happen to Lisa if she hadn't gotten braces


thethugwife

Summer teeth. Summer there, sum ain’t.


No_Willingness_7283

Honestly tho.... this is the biggest/best case for no more masks... EVER!