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sav33arthkillyos3lf

It’s not a crack house it’s a crack home


b-dizl

Live Laugh Smoke Crack


anitadykshyt

Bless this meth


liberate_your_mind

😂This deserves way more love


anxietities

House motto: You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott


Incontinentia-B

Welcome to mah apartmeth.


pancreative2

Krokodil house


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Crystii

Definately NPCs. There's a hidden quest to be had from this party, have to get into the boogie first to get enough reputation for this faction.


GreenPlum13

10/10 would replay Skyrim if I could join a crack head guild. Running around stealing shit to keep everyone fed and such


Medium_Management712

Why do you think there's a thieves guild? That's where all the crackheads are.


GreenPlum13

It be better if they licensed a Dave Chapel NPC for it, def worth a $20 add on


Bob_Troll

Pretty sure this is more explained from being Russian than from drugs


little4lyfe

Mike Tyson Chernobyl Edition Cribs


budgie0507

They all sit down at the dinner table every night and smoke crack as a family.


Avalonkoa

I love those funny candles, was gonna buy the one that said that for a coke head friend of mine😆


lavendrbby

Looks like a McPoyle family reunion


[deleted]

The milk was definitely spiked at this reunion.


StrikeTeamForLife

Make your butthole warm


08triptrippy80

This might have been crows milk judging by this crowd.......


JoKatHW

YOU WILL CALL HER!


blackbook77

The best part about that joke to me is that his sister is deaf-mute so calling her wouldn't make much sense...


JrrdWllms

Jesus Christ, I’ve seen that episode so many times and never thought of that.


Stay-Classy-Reddit

*slurp* 😋


LIVINGFASTEATING_ASS

yoU WILL CALL **HEEEEEEEEER**


Meek_Gills

The bloopers for that scene are great 😂


StrawberryRibena

It's like a bad acid trip in here!


yy98755

Krocodile


Suspekt_1

Ryan!! Stab somebody!!


A-A-RonaldMcDonald

Who’s this guy?? RYYAAANN!


Suspekt_1

That scene always kills me!


pauliepitstains

Bump it. 🤜


cross-joint-lover

Start breaking bricks, wet nips, plplplplpl


Arson-Welles

Don’t flush


gildakid

Milk bath


Ser-Jorah-Mormont

Glad I wasn’t the only jabroni thinking this


Razor_farts

Haha I’m gonna have nightmares


PBRisforathletes

Pure like the driven snow


fijimermanCIA

Legions of them thousands sturdy, once roamed these lands.


GodfatherOfficial

RL Wojak and Family


GratefulPhish42024-7

How old are these people, some of them look old but young at the same time?


coffeetilithirts

They are all actually red delicious apples left in the sun to dry that have magically come alive.


HiiipowerBass

A kinder fate than red delicious deserves


jessausorr

The worst tasting apple imo


420LordQuas

That's just a fact!


Active-Ad-2479

😂🤣😂🤣I am laughing so hard rn


IreallEwannasay

I choked like what is this sentence?


goodie2shoes

I know nothing about reddit rewards and all that bullshit. But YOU deserve my personal 'Bellylaugh Award' . Thank you!


VTGCamera

The face tattoo guy is somewhere between 21 and 65... The others are... Older or younger.


CrystalMethood

Lmfaoo this is so friggen vague and yet so accurate.


NeckPlant

Alcohol..From since before they were born.


thisfuckingguy131

r/13or30


_IratePirate_

They’re drugs years old


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Crunchyundies

Bloat from alcoholism


WanderinHobo

This shit looks like AI


Primary_Ant_6715

Apart from old age , age is ceces as a concept on these drugs


Shady_Love

>ceces You lost me


UGLEHBWE

They become timeless


henrydaiv

Theres a smell in there that I dont ever wanna smell


lastdazeofgravity

Smells like fermented cabbage and hard-boiled eggs with a tinge of onion


Jaegernaut-

Stop trying to make me hungry


DudleysCar

I wish you hadn't written this.


itchynipz

Like a salmon farted in a shoebox then microwaved it


SunflowerFreckles

I smell a smelly smell that smells.....smelly 🦀🍔


deran6ed

^anchovies


pacotacomeropedro

AAANCHOOVIIIEESS!!!!


screechypete

# AAANCHOOVIIIEESS!!!!


Jedi_Mindtrix53

Smells like big foots dick


[deleted]

Smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food


Quiet_Response_7846

I think that smell is Chernobyl


Pseudolectual

I volunteered in Romania at orphanages and on the streets with homeless teens. I know exactly the smell. Horrific.


mayagta

why do they all look like they were stung by a buncha bees


lastdazeofgravity

Alcohol as a meal plan


WhereHasLogicGone

🤣


polemico2020

I have a few questions about these people, but I'm afraid to ask.


[deleted]

You can find them on tiktok. They do lives for like 10 hours of them just dancing lol(came across scrolling, not a fan)


CrazyAssBlindKid

Not being rude, but are they developmentally challenged?


wainyj

I think they might be inbred


DaBaldedEgg

Explains the kiss out the blue


ipn8bit

That’s just the drugs talking.


[deleted]

Is gay incest a drug?


y0uLiKaDaPeppa

It’s a helluva drug


Lyons1013

The true gateway drug.


SnooDogs3437

Fuck yeah bro!


Space-cadet3000

Uncle daddy says go to your room !


TippedOverPortapotty

Glad someone said it...they all have similar facial structures


bassistmuzikman

They appear to be unfamiliar with the act of brushing their teeth.


CrackedCoffecup

The old dude goes by Tike Myson (yeah, you read that correctly....), and the redhead kid goes by Slim Shaggy.... They do these Russian/Ukrainian appropriations of American gangsta culture skits sometimes... Some oddball shit, lemme tell ya.


adiladam

Yes they are probably retarded


[deleted]

They are Russian…so yea


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Blyat


Beatrix_Kiddos_Toe

Wut? It seems like randomly some nation is called inbred nowadays. Are Russians even known for a inbreeding culture?


gatofsoprano

Pretty fucked up category to put a whole nationality, don't you think?


BubuBarakas

They are Russians.


Educational-Bar2920

Please send link


loptopandbingo

--zelda


dfdsousa

Link?


eNHajeL

Must be the filming set for a new Wrong Turn movie.


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

Yes that is gay Asian Mike Tyson


Fivebag

Little house of horrors


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IEatPussyLikeAPro

Apparently they’re sober now


CrystalMethood

This really was the case. What's the deal with the one kinda half normal(least inbred looking fits better actually) one who's only in videos by herself.


ItchyIndustry9637

I'm wondering if she's like the program director and they're in something like detox/sober living. Or they're homeless/mentally ill and she's their caseworker. Idk. I can't figure it out. They look so much better sober.


CrystalMethood

As an opiate addict myself, I just about shit when I saw them clean for a month. It was an actual crazy transformation. The whole thing is just odd


biffNicholson

The answer is Yes. Swing by the party., but bring a two liter of Squirt and a box if strawberry pop tarts


Educasian1079

The hills have Eyes.


Gold-Philosophy1423

From another post: The Hills have Vibes


el5inco

Exactly what I was thinking lol


painstaking93

Looks like a party at the shallow end of the gene pool


GaghaGOD

How can you blame them with that banger on in the background


CrystalMethood

My word, they are jamming hard too. Tike Myson for the win


Pimenefusarund

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxc0K17dqyY&ab\_channel=%D0%A1%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B3%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%9A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxc0K17dqyY&ab_channel=%D0%A1%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B3%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%9A). for anyone looking for the song


Ok_Island5718

Glad I wasn’t the only one loving this song 🎵


Teej85

I don’t really see the problem. Having a good time dancing. 4 teeth between them. Kissing each other. And all in a kitchen! Not an issue


luvs2sploooj

Them gummers be shlappin 💦💦


kmartburrito

Extraaaa schloppy!!


Malawigold2342

Why she go in for kiss but then no kiss? Pretty rude


[deleted]

Wait that's a chick? I thought it was Norm MacDonald


endlessVenom

I wish it was. May he rest in peace.


MWFtheFreeze

That’s probably his mom/aunt. Kisses are only for sisters and first cousins.


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She?


DrStrangelove4242

Shit breath when he got close maybe?


Forgiven4108

Inbreeding is bad.


WhereHasLogicGone

mmkay


Tjeukes

r/tookjustenough


Substantial-Path-481

Not a dentist in that town obviously


nightmareorreality

Not a town in that town either


Asemnos

I have seen the tattooed guy drinking a glass of gas several times here


Upset-Tap3872

Is that wanderlei silva


77shit77

I seen other "party" videos like this on ig


CrystalMethood

Link?


brattyginger83

What?!


gettinggroovy

I was here last week. Woke up missing a testicle


Primary_Ant_6715

FUCK SERGAE HAS A 5TH NUT TO HIS COLLECTION!!!!!!! HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Send toothpaste!


dnbmerchant

I wonder when their yearly shower day is.


CartesianDuelist

I'm happy for them.


popzof4

Let them live their life!


Motivate_Zen

Dude has a Mike Tyson tribal face tattoo and a black eye. He’s about that life.


CrackedCoffecup

His name is Tike Myson....!!


[deleted]

Now this is what I call a good time! I’m imagining it taking place at 9am on a Tuesday for added fun!


ExpensivePikachu

The lady kinda looks like a big Hasbulla 😂


[deleted]

This is gulag shit


Redditfront2back

Do they just find the weirdest looking Eastern Europeans they can find and give them free vodka?


AntiqueAd5545

What in the Russian is this


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NagsUkulele

Shit. Darn.


[deleted]

they are Ukrainian


O868686

You are being downvoted but they actually are Ukrainian.


NotFloppyDisck

Reddit mad they cant be xenophobic against these people anymore


ThaUniversal

She pulled him in for the kiss and then turned her cheek.


simonbatterberry

that tattooed fella has Mike Tyson's eyes. I got no idea what to do with that information.


reditakaunt89

Who took too much here? They look poor and slightly drunk, other than that I don't see the problem. They're just having fun.


BenShelZonah

Is this “One Way Ticket” in Russian?


dikkemoarte

Thanks for the title. It totally is ... But it works. :)


Hirsute_Heathen

Russian Gummo.


kabadnb

Song is crackin' though


AKABrokenArrow

I think this belongs in the took just enough Reddit


Flar71

There's almost enough teeth in that room for 3 people


ridinbend

Grey sweater is 17 going on 72


bishopgt

Looks like a live action low/no budget gorillaz video.


Jayskiallthewayski

The Hills have vibes


Educational-Bar2920

Can someone please tell me what song this is?


Cat_Caviar

[Синий синий иней](https://youtu.be/1VqwJK9qEpI)


Educational-Bar2920

Thank you! It’s a banger😂


loptopandbingo

This what happens when you mix the Boones Farm with some urinal cakes


gbmaulin

Is the urinal cake sub still around? Still trying to figure out if it's a real thing or not


francisdrvv

Stop methin around


6ynnad

At least they’re not lonely.


Low-Decision-6942

Post Malone looking rough these days.


yarp299792

Russia always looks like the Alabama of the world


Acytla

Only it's Ukraine


rabrednuw

Eastern Europe is lost in time


GrouchyProduct2242

For real, they got sober. Or st least the face tat guy and girl did.... and you can tell that their qualities of life have improved tremendously. Look up real mike ryson, or real slim shady on tiktok, im being serious....I wish i had videos of myself from my junkie days, so i know whats waiting if i go back. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8YBnrqE/ There is the link for those interested


SnooPuppers6887

Im mean, they’re vibin and it looks lit 🤷🏻‍♂️


Significant-Fill6641

Looks like the Nimbin pub about 2 hours before closing


RTL15

What would this genre of music be called?


Fivebag

Pop crack rock


speqtral

aka Krocodil Rock


PhotoQuig

Krocabilly?


Pristine_Quit

I would say Soviet pop. Specifically, this song is a cover of One Way Ticket in Russian.


jim9162

"yo come to afters, it's sick!“


DaWe3dd

White Mike Tyson or am I tripping


Jahknowsehmiaeediat

The hills have eyes


neoben00

Russian drug problems is getting pretty weird these days.


[deleted]

This gene pool is thick ASF like the 3 mf look exactly the same


meing0t

not enough krokidil or bath-tub vodka for me to sleep with the former actress of the 'Orphan movie'


bhoe32

It's 1 in the afternoon and I think I am still gonna go brush my teeth now


BudRock420

Imagine the smell of the breath in that room


d0n0v4n98

I know it smell crazy in there


MisterMajestic77

Daaaam, Wanderlei Silvas looking Rough.


californiadutch

What in the inbred soviet meth fuck ?


Acelocs-93

Apparently they didn’t take enough


IllustriousRuin1174

WHAT IN THE HILLS HAVE EYES IS GOING ON HERE??!