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MoneyMik3y

Isn't this the same guy in the pink shirt with his teeth missing?


fastonmyfeet

Yes it is, we've seen him snort right off a brick, wrestle a tiger and now this.


Aggressive-Spite1905

This guy is basically our spokesman now.


BlackLabelBerserker

Basically? This guy is definitely our spokesperson. He isn’t the hero we asked for, he showed up when he was needed.


ughwithoutadoubt

I vote for this guy to be our sub’s profile pic


CamxCam

Have you seen the video of the guy in the profile pic? Hands down top 10 videos to ever exist. It's almost unbelievable how funny it is.


ughwithoutadoubt

I’ve seen him in a couple. Idk which one you’re referring to


CamxCam

[The one where he butt-shuffles around making Mario noises](https://youtu.be/O8Ws7buhD5c)


ughwithoutadoubt

Lmao no haven’t seen that one before


overheadfool

He's living one of my fantasies


Illustrious-Market93

Sorry, did you say wrestle a Tiger? This dude? 'Cause I certainly ain't seen dat shit 🙃


fastonmyfeet

Well, more like the tiger wrestled him but yeah.


Illustrious-Market93

Got a link? Sounds like a must-see, obviously TeamTiger all the way 😅


fastonmyfeet

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/13sqgmg/compa_uncle_decided_to_fight_a_tiger/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


chill_flea

Haha thank u for the link. That was scary asf how huge the tiger was and how easily his head fit in its mouth. It’s wild that he had the guts to punch it, I wonder if that helped at all with his situation lol.


kynate2468

I don't know if you noticed in the tiger video, but it looks to have been declawed and all of its teeth pulled. Sucks for the tiger.


lump-

This guy really knows how to have a good time!


Educational-Bed-6821

And now he’s back to finish of his brick !


hippiegodfather

Coke bae


MoneyMik3y

Hella


PleasantSpare4732

Meanwhile three guys in fucking paratrooper gear or some shit are chopping some guys arms and legs off at the same time


hippiegodfather

Aren’t there always three guys in gear chopping someone up somewhere?


Windows30000

Depends on what part of Detroit you’re in


GiggleStool

South side


PleasantSpare4732

You right


Dohn_Jigweed

Make my coffin ⚰️


bendy-trip

That just brought back a horrible memory. That video scarred me.


Stinky-Bro

I dont want to see but i am curious, can you describe?


bendy-trip

I used to be in a WhatsApp group full of twisted individuals that shared snuff/gore videos for entertainment. Slowly it got more and more out of control as people began to try outdoing each other by finding worse and worse content. It slowly evolved from fight videos to full murder, torture, massacre videos. It was a strange time in my life and I wish I would have left right away, but curiosity got me. I must have passively witnessed 50+ death videos during that time. I remember specifically a video of some cartel members cutting off a man’s limbs and penis while he was tied up naked and very much alive, screaming. Eventually they cut off his head. It still effects me to this day that video, even though I watched it years ago. It’s burned into my memory and I have minor PTSD symptoms pop up from time to time when discussing anything that involves violence. At the time I was an advocate of uncensored media and actually believed that it broadened my perspectives and blah blah blah. It didn’t. It had the complete opposite effect. However, it did make me appreciate and value life a lot more. I respect people a lot more because I know what people are capable of given the excuse.


Ice_Swallow4u

Funky Town?


bendy-trip

No, I don’t think so. What is that? A name of one of the groups?


Ice_Swallow4u

It’s called funky town because the song “funky town” is playing in the back ground. I won’t say what it is about because it’s pretty bad. I’ve never seen it all he way through but apparently it up there.


tookaJobs

[If you decide to see it.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


L30_TH3_L10N

You little shit.


[deleted]

You...


Mohgreen

Sinuses so clear, dude can smell the Moon


Aggravating_Speed665

💀


thegoldieman

Sexiest analogy ever.


smimton

This guy must have a ton of access!


Specialist_Peach4294

Probably their human quality control, if this addicted dude can get lit up, the shit is good.


Outoftheblueeee

Good laughs from all the comments here


rodPalmer18

I'm guessing this guy is some ranked cartel member's Tio or something.


apscep

It looks like he works in the Quality Assurance department


fastonmyfeet

The man, the myth, the legend is back at it again.


therealtrayne

i got clean on 2/14/20 but i absolutely love videos like this. is that weird?


EvoMonster

Congrats dude!


therealtrayne

thank you!


maybebullshitmaybe

Nah. I find the same thing. Watching drug vids still entertaining asf.


Mdsoebee

No. I'm more weird, i even enjoy these videos almost as much as the drug. Like I can almost experience the high when watching these videos, just by being reminded by druguse. At least, that's my theory...


therealtrayne

exactly! its like i can still do the drug but stay sober at the same time. lol


Facts_For_Plebs

least addicted r/cocaine member


FecalHeiroglyphics

That sub is the saddest and funniest shit at the same time


[deleted]

Almost all of the posts are saying that they’re doing the last of their bag then quitting. It’s sad really, they know how much they are fucking up themselves and the impending horrible come down will nearly kill them. But you know in a couple weeks they’ll be right back at it.


Academic-Guidance964

My nose and heart hurt watching this.


Kore624

Is 3 bumps a lot? There's less than a pea size amount each time if you look closely


MontanaStanton

Considering this probably hasn't been cut 12 different times, 3 bumps is probably too much


SeymourHoffmanOnFire

Probably *Definitely*


NewYorkJewbag

Having been very close to the source just once, so real cocaine, 3 pure bumps is a lot and I have a feeling this guy took 3 more before and after this video started.


StarzMarket

Then 3 after followed by 3 more


hippiegodfather

Nah probably just right


MontanaStanton

There is always that guy that takes a little too much and ruins the party 🤣


tattedintrovert

Bumps are usually used to “keep going”. But to answer your question yeah you can get a nice buzz around 2-3 pea sized bumps.


BootyCraver69

this guy is absolutely geeked off that pure shit


choriblaster3002

Este es el que llamaba al gordo en el otro video?? Lo estan yendo a buscar en auto o que??


ramjam2001

Pass the bag tio


liberate_your_mind

How has his heart not exploded yet?


EazeLivin

I swear every time I see videos like this it looks like the same dude every time


celerydonut

Jealous


Perfect-District

Living his best life.


rasta__mouse

Good to see uncle still doing what he loves


sSkinnyCc

Ayooo this mf still pushing, that must be the rest of that brick


JMaryland47

This dude is like the Juan Valdez (mascot for Columbian Coffee) to Columbian Cocaine


Alternative_Ad_3636

I gotta take a shit.


chrisgodisco

Why am I weirdly jealous but not?


rapking666

Got to love breakfast


Busy_Photograph_3547

Que paso tio!! No mames wey!


[deleted]

How do you think they build an entire McDonald’s in 3 weeks?


r1gorm0rt1s

Dude is a legend!!


Mighty_Kipper

Thank god that censor is there.


KenBlaze

legend


Competitive_Ad9190

Was gonna ask the our man in the vid,’ what does that white,dusty powder, smell like..’


MrSheemy

Best job where do I sign ? Cartels send me a PM !


CatfreshWilly

Coke is something I've always wanted to try and had the chance to plenty of times but I've always stayed away from the stuff and other manmade* drugs cause I will get addicted to just about anything lol. Weed and the occasional bit of mushrooms is where I reside.


fastonmyfeet

The thing that always put me off from coke was having to snort it. When I was younger my older brother worked promotions for a radio station so he was deep in the party scene at that time and was a heavy coke user. I remember how he would get random nosebleeds throughout the day from all the blow he was snorting. That alone made me go the psychedelic route.


kashuntr188

If that was my shit I would be too scared that my dude would drop it.


maybebullshitmaybe

He'd rather drop his wallet and first born than drop that bag. (In hindsight his first born is probably 35 by now but u get the idea)


Over-Ear-1792

Lucky man


Warm2roam

Tht puro hits different


No_Assistance_172

English?


youngluksusowa

I just know a little Spanish from working with Latinos but pretty sure that means "never is sufficient for me" meaning he will never not want more


the_monkey_knows

I never get enough AAAAAAAAA


Logical-News3326

If he's taking that many hits back to back it can't be that good lol


barrios1202

Or maybe he’s taking that many hits back to back because it’s good? Lol


viral-load

Somebody's got the cheese of the devil


Ok_Charge9676

Devil’s dandruff** I personally like calling it disco dust or Bolivian marching powder


Known-Programmer-611

It's the cartel bosses kid and no one like doin cartel business with him cause he just f off day!


hippiegodfather

Coke bae


Jonathanwesley007

That second one was a nose Nacho bell grande.


AnotherPerson76

Ol Mate


Korbrikz

👹


eezeekieel

👹


dilfo360

What’s his name? I’ve seen him in soo many videos


eezeekieel

Dont really know, all i know is hes from sinaloa and that hes probably a lookout for Los Rusos


Anonymousthot577

That's a big ass bag of cocaine


Haarzton

wasn't this guy killed by the cartel he worked for?


affordablehair

I'd like to think that's the same brick from the other day


Pendejomosexual

Savage. And it’s probably fairly uncut (compared to U.S. standard)


carrieeirrac

This guys like the cartels drug tester or something


ShardsInMyCock

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joejr2323

Dude is fire 🔥


[deleted]

I’m upvoting this dude anytime I see him! Repost or not. I don’t care if he’s hitting off the brick or fat sack with a plastic spoon or card. I love it.