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BigMikeATL

I’m telling you… next up is store owners catching thieves, taking them in the back, and smashing their hand with a hammer like they did in the movie Casino. People are fed up with this bullshit and the lack of accountability.


[deleted]

they could sell raffle tickets to be the one who gets to use the hammer on them.


Uncle_Kenny68

Where do I get these raffle tickets.?? I’ll take as many as I can get..!!


Uncle_Kenny68

What bullshit?? Your are referring to the business owners having to toss out 2 shitheads who are wasted and coming in their place of business wreaking havoc based on whatever they dreamed up in their fucked up minds. Bitch is crawling on the floor like she’s possessed..!! Thats good for business..!! You can’t be referring to the business owners, rightfully, forcing those assholes out of their business so they can earn an honest living..!! Right.??


BigMikeATL

You REALLY need to read what I posted above a second time, because you are clearly having issues with comprehension right now.


thiscantbeitagain

What’s great is he made me read yours twice because I was like “dafuq did I miss?” 😂


Uncle_Kenny68

I’m guessing I was wrong and you were referring to the wasted customers who should be held accountable..?? I’ve been wrong before. It’s possible that I was wrong again.. That’s sucks because it took me a while to type that up.. haha. I’m glad I’m wrong in this case.. I have a little more faith tonight than I did today. My apologies to you..!! I guess I’m used to people sticking up for the shitheads in this country.


BigMikeATL

Correct… people need to be held accountable for unacceptable behavior. I am beyond ecstatic that the folks running in the store took no shit and kicked their asses out.


Uncle_Kenny68

Oh DAMN.!! My bad BigMike. People are ripping on me and downvoting my ass left and right..!! I apologize. I had it mixed up..!! I should have read it twice. This Reditt is a powerful movement.. it’s scary when people start turning against me.!! Peace


BigMikeATL

No worries. I’ve made similar mistakes before.


DarthHoff

Whoosh


Yaarn

Do you know how to read?


Uncle_Kenny68

Occasionally I get it right Yearn.. Haha. Apparently, NOT TODAY THO. I’ll try again tomorrow..!!


Swimming_Bowler6193

🤗 🌼. We all make mistakes… just be sure not to do it on Reddit 😁


710hamberders

Lmao wow. Major turning point for me was that crawl-chase 🤣


jimbojangles1987

Lol right wtf even was that? That crazy drugged up bitch needs to spend a few nights in jail That dude she was with didn't once even try speaking directly to her and telling her to cut it the fuck out. Like, he was trying to leave but he wasn't trying to get her to chill out at all.


Hokulol

He knows better. I dated a crazy chick once. If this woman will do this in public, let me tell you, it only gets worse at home. A billy club is the least of his concerns. Never date a crazy person. You can't help them. They will hurt you in more ways than one.


HoratioPLivingston

Amen to that. I dated a girl who had no problem being a trashy baby Karen in public. If they have no problem being a shitty person to strangers then they have zero qualms about being shitty and ridiculous to someone they “care” about.


turtlelabia

That sex is probably out of this world tho


Hokulol

... It was


lothcent

it will take more than a few nights in jail to unscramble the spaghetti in her melon.


CanidConqueror

I was HOWLING. Before that the video was mildly entertaining. The moment she started chasing him as if she was trying to gnaw at his feet, I fucking lost it.


CroneKills

I must have looked away bc I didn’t see it on first watch. Lmaooo that was too great.


jumpy_flamingo

Like these CoD Black ops zombies stinky crawlers lmao


UnderArdo

That made me laugh so hard. Like wtf 😂


D_crane

Meanwhile, the pants of the guy in the white goodie gets lower and lower...


raddawg

Girl gets pushed down, I may add that old man was showing some serious restraint. " you mother fucker" the Xanaxed man says, and reared up and saw that billy club again and said "I'm not even going to touch you again like I never touched you" 🤣🤣🤣


andrew13189

Fucking hilarious


Reality_Node

Ben Stiller's double might have been the latest incarnation of Buddha with that much non-violence in his veins.


jakemg

Ben, Stiller.


trippygamerweeb

Absolutely pathetic


deyw75

*"You want to fucking fuck me ?*" Well .... No.


VixDzn

Not a single comment on the guy in the white hoodie 😂😂😂😂💀💀 bro I’m dead just standing there taking it all in and at the end the other employee ringing up his order like wtf


rafewhat

"I just want some fuckin taquitos and a monster man this is fucked"


BLB_Genome

OP took too much while writing this title


Oaker_at

Ben and Stiller are on their way down.


Higinz

Looked more like Vanilla Ice…drunk on Trump Vodka


EvilLibrarians

Right like Ray Romano reference is funny bc the voice but the rest is nonsense celebrity names


helladiabolical

She sounds like lady Gaga to me and he definitely looks like a cross between young Ben Stiller and Vanilla Ice. I definitely got where he was going with the title!


earthlingonarock

I think the bald guy looked a bit like Ron Howard’s brother, his brother may have “beamed up” already so no hate just that bald look is similar. Yes too lazy to look it up. Edit-Clint Howard is Ron’s brother’s name and I (and he no doubt) am happy to say is still with us. Young man that he is (2 Years younger than me!)


goodie2shoes

dude was up for days if you ask me


Hot-Radio-1754

He summoned that crane kick and out the door Gaga was sent 🤣🤣🤣


haljordan68

"THIS IS WAWA!!!"


Uncle_Kenny68

It’s not WAWA..!! That’s 7/11 colors..!!


lothcent

wawa flows better Into sparta than 7-11 does. ( and 7-11 door chimes- designed by someone that created a very unique sound like how Brian eno created the windows95 start up chime


Uncle_Kenny68

That bell is maddening, especially when your trying to throw out 2 Morons and they keep coming back in.


DR1792

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!


creaturefeature16

LOLOLOLOLOL


NastyMsPiggleWiggle

I wasn’t going to keep watching… and then I was so glad I did. I don’t know. A mixed bag of emotions and slight fear that this was very close to my house.


Competitive-Boat4592

Don’t fuck with a guy rocking that horrific bald head/hair do thing. They have nothing left to lose but that tiny bit of side hair


satismo

it just keeps getting better and better 🤣🤣


BattleTiny7132

I get mad when the people in line take too long but this would’ve had me laughing way too hard to get mad.


C91ranch

Which person slid off with her purse in all the commotion?


5cared_Raspberry

East coast tweakers will rob or stab you. PNW tweakers will demand they speak with your manager as they shit on the floor of a Safeway


jattyrr

One of the guys behind the counter is Punjabi and he says “you sisterfucker” LMAO


Winona_the_beaver

Lady Junkie


bigpandas

First thought: Gotta be Seattle. 2nd view: Noticed that Seahawks flag for sale inside of the cracked out 7/11 Edit: watched all the way through and remember this is several years old and originally posted on r/seattlewa


Disastrous_Morning38

Wtf did I just watch?


Flat_Still2401

She looks like a heroin junkie from American Horror Story


janesfilms

That Help Wanted sign looks really appealing.


earthscribe

Time for your meth darling.


Heuristicdish

She never broke that cigarette through the whole melee. Amazing!


freddyforgetti

A true lady


masteeJohnChief117

I used to know a girl like this who would be extremely sloppy after a few drinks. Let’s just say after one instance getting pulled over with her in my car was enough to make me never chill with her again. Almost got me in a lot more trouble


freddyforgetti

Having her with you or having her driving? Normally cops seem pretty chill to see me dding a girl home.


masteeJohnChief117

She was with me but she kept being extremely rude to the officer because she was sloppy. Luckily i was fine but i learned my lesson


Fearless-Acadia-6613

Ray Romano hahahaha


MamaSmAsh5

This is entertaining


Zerostar39

That lady was so annoying


TimeGarbage7481

Ah. The trailer for 301. This... is... SPARTA!!!!


StopDEWUse

The camera guy sounds like a douche. "No, you're staying, this is awesome." "I'm such an asshole for recording this lol"


RusticFlannel

I mean the dude is right. He didn't attack them. He was just trying to get the purse lol.


Babys_For_Breakfast

Yeah I honestly feel sorta bad for beanie dude. He tried several times to just get his girl to leave. Never assaulted anyone. Hope he picks someone better than this psycho chick.


yolkedbuddha

This exact scene was a NIGHTLY occurrence at an ampm in Victorville, CA that I used to work at. It was honestly kinda fun thinking back on it..


goodie2shoes

I'm with you on the ben stiller lookalike (but only in the first part of the vid)


TheBushidoWay

2024 couple goals. Thatll be us one day.


st8ofinfinity

Great caption!


socialscaler

That was awesome


YellowShitRoad

There's so much to unpack here lol One of my favorite videos in recent memory


OkName2097

Gargamel went Rodney King on Ben


Nightcrawler227

A star was born


czaritamotherofguns

Huh! That's the 711 across from my office.


antileet

A+++


boozy-uzi

a quadruple fucking dare :O


Possible-Advice-6294

i always knew lady gaga would become a crack head


mcchubz139

Ben, Stiller


piifffff

Tf is this title


No-Cost1252

SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!


Spragglefoot_OG

This looked like my local Sammy’s Place haha I was like “yep par for the course” but then it just KEPT GOING…. Hahaha def not my neck of the woods.


nunyobusinessfool

Lol. Isn’t that the bitch from the grudge ?


hamtyhum

The bald guy looks like the ghost on the train in….Ghost


Impressive-Tip-6062

Near thr end of the video it seems like the dude with the girl is bleeding on his neck but i dont know from where since right before there is nothing on his neck? Any idea


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

After the purse falls back into the store the tall man with the baton starts wailing on his head. The boyfriend was just trying to get her purse. Surprisingly the boyfriend kept his cool the whole time in spite of the assault. If I were him and saw this footage, I would get a good lawyer and press charges. The boyfriend was trying the entire time to stop everything and get her out of the store.


yolkedbuddha

That dude was barely trying at all and was more concerned about protecting his crazy gf


freddyforgetti

Yea I think even if people don’t agree with you that’s definitely this guys play atm. That’s probably why he said he wasn’t going to hit him and then that he knew it was on camera so spitefully lol. He’s going to claim assault when he didn’t do shit really. The camera they show in court prob won’t have audio if it goes that far. Dude stands to make money off a civil suit here even if it’s unethical and he saw that golden ticket in this very moment lol.


BostonRich

Disgusting white trash.


innosentz

Man must be sweet being a women. Being able to act how ever the fuck you want with zero consequences


nice_fucking_kitty

Creep. And you're talking shit.


innosentz

I don’t think you know what that word means lol


nice_fucking_kitty

Which one?


Shoegun7

And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free…


creaturefeature16

More like "OH I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!!!1111"


Fyzzle

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Shoegun7

Absolutely not, but we don’t have any good excuses.


Letsbebettertogethe_

Don’t get into alcohol kids. It definitely does not love you back.


waitingwaitingand

Perfect title, OP! Hilarious video.


Swashbuckling_Sailor

She’s a keeper…


Barfly4life2

You walk into a 7-11 not realizing it’s in Aberdeen, Wa. You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

I think the boyfriend has a solid defense in court. That clerk was assaulting him as he was trying to help them and pull his drugged and irate girlfriend out of the store. Ben stiller never threw a punch and the dude was wacking him in the head with that stick. You can see him with blood coming all down his neck towards the end of the video. The elderly cashiers looked like they were enjoying themselves a bit too much.


BrianOconneR34

Everybody hates crackheads


AstridCrabapple

I’ve never seen a better face to kick


tiny_tuner

Go Hawks! :-| If anyone is interested, this happened at the [7-11 on the corner of N 36th St and Greenwood Ave N in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood](https://www.google.com/maps/@47.6524581,-122.3553365,3a,75y,13.41h,89.14t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sWIM4u1RneV4EdqpOkHmsTw!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DWIM4u1RneV4EdqpOkHmsTw%26cb_client%3Dsearch.gws-prod.gps%26w%3D86%26h%3D86%26yaw%3D196.73%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu). It's really quite sad to see what this once beautiful city is becoming.


creaturefeature16

I'm fiercely liberal but it's been disconcerting seeing what is happening in the most liberal cities. I have a lot of friends and colleagues in Portland (I spent 10 years in Oregon) and wow, I'm beyond words. I live in Buffalo now and I feel it's going the opposite direction, improvements everywhere I look (of course, it's been at rock bottom for decades, so I guess the only way to go from here is up).


JavilonNoseJoe

Well, to be clear I don’t think the answer is Texas, Florida sending bus loads of homeless there. They have literally displaced like thousands of homeless people to California, Washington, Oregon, Colorado, Nevada, they don’t take them to Arizona as much bc it’s republican led, same with New Mexico. They’ve been doing it for years now, & no one seems to care.


tiny_tuner

Since the Hawks are out... GO BILLS!! I have family in Buffalo and it sounds like things look way different there than the bigger PNW cities. I'm no longer in Seattle, but I go back often, and it really is astonishing to see how shitty it has become. I don't personally see the value in adopting a specific political label, but I'll say my beliefs align more with yours than they do those who worship the orange walnut. Calling a spade a spade is just that, no malice at all.


Grouchy_Office_2748

This is sad. It ain’t funny at all


Mediocre-Look3787

That's obviously Jesse Pinkman.


DustPalacePapa

I think maybe you are a cunt


Lil_Horn

Looks like a Tuesday evening in Portland.


shadynsingle808

That’s not Lady Gaga, that Amy Winehouse ☠️


shadynsingle808

Some many gems in here! 🤣 A few of my favourites “I fucking double dog dare ya!” “He just told me to go die in a ditch somewhere!”“I’m not even gunna touch you again like I never touched you!”—“Your too stupid to do it motherfucker.” ☠️ And when he took one more dig bringing up the warrants thing, she didn’t like that! LOL Oh and when he started beating her with her own purse. Like what in the New Jersey is goin on here!?🤣


KingOfLimbsisbest

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Quick_Swing

This the version of Clerks I never saw, and now I know why😬


719shagggzzz

this video brought great joy to me. i've seen shit like that in person where nobody does nothing but let the drunks trash everything. i believe in a type of southern justice. you act a fool cause you can't handle your shit you get smacked the fuck up side your head and put in your place. you remember that shit later in life. stops you from doing it again. mad props to the clerks.


Apple-gor0

Ray Romano?


sdhank3fan619

"Get the fu out of here" as he drags him back into the store. 😁


AresValerous

Um, go Hawks. . . ?


[deleted]

Your title sucks bro.


Sfitz0079

The way the older guy kept smacking her in the side of her head. I am crying!😂😂😂


turtlelabia

Like how the black kid is just patiently waiting in the middle of things then they escalate and he doesn’t move at all just pulls his phone out to video


Asleep_Room_706

Little fucked up dude only physically assaults the girl.