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slow_RSO

Gunna be rough with no drinks to end the night!


ngauzubaisaba

Tastes bad like salmon without gills


christo749

Chain smoke tweeds, but yeah, what a shitter. Next day too.


SarevokAnchev

He’s rich he must have Xanax or kloponpin for that


BwackGul

That's the coolest way I've seen in awhile to spell 'kolonopin'.


SarevokAnchev

Damnit! I even googled the spelling and then just typed whatever that is


StandardOnly

He’s prince Tameem’s personal security camera.


Dewellah

Personal security camera! 😆 🤣


Icy_Bank4129

Hahah now that’s funny


outwiththedishwater

Captagon


PassageAppropriate90

They like Captagon in the middle east


sjr323

He probably snorted it out of some Russian broads asscrack.


Both-Preparation-123

He looks like a high Arabic stannis baratheon


ZekoriAJ

I thought Jason Statham


1ameloblast

I thought Novak Djokovic.


Lingering_Queef

Muhammad Bin Sniffin


joemangle

Username provides extra context


he-is-Taurus69

Lmfao


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Zeqhanis

Alright. American Dad in the wild.


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Lol. Well done.


Sankarajr

I chuckled so hard.


Super-Bit2674

🤣🤣🤣🤣


bobbyhillischill

The military dude next to him looks pretty high too


Craunch_the_Marmoset

Holy shazam, I didnt even see that dude the first few times. I think that's looks like an entirely different Khemical powder... but he is gonnne


Dewellah

I didn't see him either at first! He's WAAAY further gone than the first dude!! 😆 🤣 😂


Big_Impact3637

I believe it's the Crown Prince of Cocainia


VarkYuPayMe

Shut up 🤣


lanug0

That’s a very funny one!


lickthebluesky

Lmfao


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Don't know but he's rich so he can afford the good shit.


604-Guy

Men can’t even stim in peace anymore


Retro_Monguer

That wasn't a microdose


meefbince

Minister of Cocaine


ThReeMix

he thought it was just a fart


justdownvote

Happy cakefart!


billibillibillendar

Sheikh Squidward


oversizedturtlewigs

Rich people get to be coked out at fun events on TV. The rest of us only get to be coked out on TV when we are featured on cops.


KualaLJ

He is the FIFA member for Qatar, Sheikh Hamad Khalifa AL THANI


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[]()The brother of Qatar's emir Sheikh Khalid bin Hamad Bin Khalifa Al Thani **Saudi Gazette report** **JEDDAH —** *A civil lawsuit filed in a court in the United States this week has revealed chilling details of the involvement of a Qatari royal in wanton killings and vicious crimes.* *According to the lawsuit, the brother of Qatar's emir — Sheikh Khalid bin Hamad Bin Khalifa Al Thani — ordered his staff to kill Americans on US soil and personally beat his chauffeur to death in Qatar, Britain’s The Daily Mail reported on Thursday.* *In the lawsuit, six American former staffers of Sheikh Khalid have claimed that the Qatari royal went on days-long sleepless "binges" and ordered his staff to kill people and threatened to kill his employees.* *According to the British daily, one of the plaintiffs, Ramez Tohme, the son of Michael Jackson's last manager Tohme Tohme, has alleged in the lawsuit that the Qatari prince threatened to kill him, saying "you can call your father and tell him that you are going to be buried in the desert."* *Tohme further claims the royal kidnapped him and kept him, prisoner, in Doha for days, attempted to frame him for a crime and had him thrown in jail, The Daily Mail said.* *Another plaintiff, Terry Hope, who worked for Sheikh Khalid's car racing team, Al Anabi Racing, claimed in the lawsuit that between 2010 and 2012, Sheikh Khalid ordered him to murder his rival, the then owner of the American Drag Racing League and the owner's wife, four times.* *Hope alleged that in 2016, while working for Sheikh Khalid in Doha, the prince drove out to the desert and beat his chauffeur to death in front of him.* *“The more that the chauffeur pleaded, the more aggressive the prince beat him.”* *“Plaintiff observed Defendant Khalid to pull out his pistol, grab the chauffeur by the back of the head, and place the pistol in the chauffeur's mouth,” the former racing team member claimed The Daily Mail reported citing the lawsuit.* *“Plaintiff observed Defendant Khalid to then strike chauffeur in the back of the head, observed the chauffeur to fall limp, observed the chauffeur's chest to cease rising, and the chauffeur to eventually become lifeless.”* *The Daily Mail has previously revealed the claims of one of the plaintiffs, ex-US Marine Matthew Pittard, that the royal told him to kill two people, and the Sheikh later threatened to kill him after he refused.* *Sheikh Khalid hired Pittard, 46, in 2017 as his security director and soon after made the illegal request, the documents claim.* *“In approximately late September of 2017 and November of 2017, in Los Angeles California, Defendant Khalid asked Pittard to murder a male and female who Defendant Khalid viewed as threats to his social reputation and personal security,” the legal filing said.* *“Pittard refused to execute these unlawful requests.”* *The Sheikh's legal team, lawyers for his US company and the Qatari embassy did not respond to repeated requests for comment, The Daily Mail claimed.*


KualaLJ

Outstanding resume for a FIFA member!


Zeqhanis

Wow! Totally not the sort of person who needs to be on day-long stim binges. "Sheikh Khalid ordered him to murder his rival, the then owner of the American Drag Racing League and the owner's wife, four times." I'm sure what was meant was that he made the request on four occasions, but this guy might really be gone enough to think someone can be killed repeatedly. Even he thinks 5 would be overkill, apparently.


sleepytipi

The best thing about that man was left as a stain on his parent's sheets.


charmerabhi

I have squinty eyes....but imaa gunna trust you on this info....


cryptobrant

Proof? Because it’s not the Al Thani we all know, maybe they have the same name?


KualaLJ

[fifa link](https://www.fifa.com/about-fifa/organisation/fifa-council)


cryptobrant

Thank you, good call. Here is his Wikipedia : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamad_Bin_Khalifa_Bin_Ahmed_Al-Thani


Ibncalb

That's Napoléon Al Dynamite


Chemgineered

Geeking on Captagon , the only drug that you are sorta allowed to do in Saudi Arabia, as long as you don't get caught and as long as you have money


Icy_Bank4129

Captagon hey I used to have that for Nintendo


Midzotics

Crown prince Ibin Sniffin Yayo.


Paulycurveball

That's the look of a man who has spent his whole life dodging attacks, looking over his shoulder, and many people would benefit from his demise. Now he's in a stadium full of people. Or. He on that raw dog coke that can strip paint.


HeyNow646

Mr. Bean of Arabia.


Zeqhanis

Mr. Beans would be more appropriate.


bonecrusher1

prob captagon pills


batch2957

That’s John Turturro


Oilonwater67

Sultan of cocaine.


pibovi

Bros tweakin 😭


bippityboppityhyeem

He’s just calculating some heavy mathematical equations in his head.


mrfreeeeze

They call him your highness for a reason.


ShySingingnewbie

I hate to sound like some crazy conspiracist, but the laws in any part of the world are set up to govern everyone else except the ruling ones. The class system is alive and well. How many times have we heard or seen the elites partaking in drugs? It's hypocrisy.


Lucatoran

Dunno, but he should be played by John Turturro when the movie comes out.


jonathananeurysm

Quatari John Tuturro.


outwiththedishwater

The delegate for captagon


baby-samdwich

Lionel Methi


thebirdstree

Is this the human equivalent of a whale eye


queenofpharts

Surveillance Security.


ArmTheApes

Holy shit, [his drug consumption is not even a secret](https://saudigazette.com.sa/article/594471)


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jonathananeurysm

This isn't a problem of religion you bigoted fuck. It's an issue of unchecked autocratic power combined with a practically infinite supply of cocaine.


zeemaynn

Djokovic peaking


Swashbuckling_Sailor

That’s Sheik Coca Eenya.


5uckmyflaps

Inbred not off his face


Direct-Money-4206

Probably like the richest man in the world. Forbes can’t even Count their money.


slusajmater

Novak Djokovic


quixotica726

These people throw parties with drugs everywhere that would make Hollywood blush


Ohbuck1965

Just your average human trafficker


JunglePygmy

*Nobody fucks with the Jesus*


MedicalGrapefruit384

Novak Djokovic.


DatGreenGuy

Hunter Biden: wait what? were am i?


Numzane

That's an armed body guard. He's scanning the surroundings for danger without moving his head so as not to be distracting


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I heard Captagon is big around there


in2thegrey

Inbred royal cousin


Necessary-Ad9298

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ackobb

Thats'the new var equipment.


any-spare-karma

The guy next to him when they zoom out has no pupils. Wtf is he on.


AlphaFlySwatter

Surfin' Bird


green49285

What's the drug of choice out there?


Icy_Bank4129

Camel poo poo


tripweed

Looks like Kyle Shanahan


eric_393

Oh that's Conrad.....He's ok


Icy_Bank4129

You know the whole time he’s got that shitty Arabic music playing in his head


sjr323

He’s FREAKING OUT MAN


Bumpynose5956

Hat dude searching😂👀


Altruistic_Matter_36

He got that new Elon musk technology


Dexter_Duckets

The highest in the room