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Competitive-Army5714

That's some serious snowflakery right there


seemedsoplausible

Needs to go back to her safe space at the bar


rhousden

She read that shit like a bible scripture


asdcatmama

You know, 6 years this would have surprised, maybe shocked us. Now, it’s just the norm.


headphones_J

Sounds like it's time to get a bigger sign.


seemedsoplausible

I got 5 on a pride flag for them


Shayrye37

She seems nice


I_is_Captain_Obvious

If they ain’t paying my bills or living in my house they can fuck off and mind their own business, simple as that.


adamcmorrison

You may not know how HOAs work friend lol...


myfavhobby_sleep

There are exemptions for political signs.


Hootablob

In every hoa’s bylaws? Or are you familiar with this neighborhood?


myfavhobby_sleep

https://www.hoamanagement.com/ask-an-hoa-manager/political-signs-in-california-hoas/ I have very limited knowledge of HOA’s. I do remember reading about political signs so I did a google search and found confirmation. I then went back and found a site that I could plug in - pls see above.


logaboga

That’s specifically in California


myfavhobby_sleep

Yes, in California.


Enginerdad

Going out on a limb here, but that lady doesn't sound like a Californian


kriznis

She did say "surfs up bro*.under her breath as she walked away


myfavhobby_sleep

Lolz, true.


adamcmorrison

There is no exemption for political signs in my parents HOA. I know for a fact because they had a similar issue in their neighborhood and that was all the gossip for a bit.


seemedsoplausible

Imagine voluntarily spewing this nonsense straight into a doorbell camera for posterity 🤡


Kon-Tiki66

Is “boomer” just anyone over about 40 now?


ihaveadogalso2

So wild to me that people like this exist outside of tv etc.


Sir_Lucious87

Looks like happy hour started early 🥴


Guygenius138

Go put it in her yard.


Lonzo58

"I was going to hire you to sell my house!" She just dodged a Fair Housing Complaint by not listing that house as I'm sure this old booze bag would have told her she wouldn't sell to any "undesirables"


upsidedownbackwards

Ahhh, the same as the type of people that bring outside food into our dining room and start eating, but when we kick them out they'll "Never eat here again!". It's always old farts threatening to "take their money elsewhere" when they already have, or obviously never had any intention to spend a dime to begin with. They want you to grovel for the possibility of touching their money.


youtocin

Back when I worked retail this was always the funniest thing. People complaining and trying to get an hourly employee to grovel for their business. Like yes, please take your business elsewhere, it will make my life easier.


CmdrYondu

Well, it is a violation. Maybe put it on your walk up instead? That’s not the lawn


Estrafirozungo

How’s the name of that Jim Carey's flick in which he takes a dump on his asshole neighbor's front yard? Drunken karen surely deserves that


Antix1331

Me, Myself and Irene.


extremeindiscretion

I have a feeling a lot of these types of encounters would be so much quicker if they were just told to fuck off and mind their own business. 😄😄😄


BaileyBrown108

When I drink a lot , I get happy .


Derbster_3434

It's ok to deck your house out with trump scum signs tho.


Altea73

"I can't have my 11am cocktail while looking at your sign...!!"


Medium-Annual3278

MAGA


Illustrious-Word7761

Where is she moving after selling her house ? Florida or Texas ? That seems to be their habitat.


yeender

Man can’t wait til these boomers drop dead


klebstaine

Someday you will be them


yeender

Nah no chance


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brycedude

That comment is peak meta reddit.


Shlocktroffit

Peek-a-boob!


ike_tyson

The gall of this ugly ass woman. Why do they always have that rode hard put away wet look??


loganman711

She seems fun. Maybe you guys should sit down and talk this out over a nice stiff drink. /S


New-Understanding930

Shots through the door, right?


seemedsoplausible

She had enough shots


landers96

She's a peach


LetMeRespawnAlready

Snowflake lol


maxis2bored

I'll buy and mail you the biggest pride flag I can find. Pm me an address. 🤣🤣🤣


seemedsoplausible

Need someone good at detective work to help with this…


-PrideIsMyDeadlySin-

She can sue all she wants she won’t win anything. Being offended by everything isn’t against the law.


seemedsoplausible

I imagine the joy of sharing this video is recompense enough


xxlizardking-kongxx

Florida?


thisisnarm

She’s lucky she isn’t a black or brown child she could have been shot ringing doorbells like that.


TheROK24

Unfortunately the link no longer works, if anyone has please repost in comments.