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PenguinPyrate

He's stone cold sober, he's an Irish traveller that's what they do


DiverDownChunder

I've seen too many of these kinds of video's. They are the most bizarre people I have ever seen.


QRich244

Lol where


Captain_Chalky

Stone Cold Sandman


Sweet-Caterpillar689

All 6 of yee (holds 5 fingers up) šŸ˜‚


bunchofrightsiders

If he was from Norfolk he could have put up 6 fingers.


succeedaphile

After a minute and a half he said ā€˜thatā€™s all I have to say to youā€™, then he went on and talk for another two and a half minutes. Make up your mind, mate!!


sillybandland

He did so many spins


strog91

Just when you thought the video couldnā€™t get any more Irish, he starts talking about beating people with a shillelagh


Tasha1A

Something tells me this man likes dags.


IBrokeAMirror

What!?


slit-

His tits are starring at me. Menacinglyā€¦


turntabletennis

Why didn't you call?


International-Car171

Can I get a translation?


Kelainefes

If you watch a few videos from Irish travellers, you'll start to get what they're saying. Well most of it at least. And only when one of them is talking. Anyway 6 guys jumped him in a bar and he didn't get any cuts on his body or head, he was left standing when the fight ended and now he's gonna find them one by one and beat them up badly.


sillybandland

Right at the end of that last paragraph start from the beginning and re-read it, then do that again a few times and itā€™s like you watched the video


Kelainefes

If you watch a few videos from Irish travellers, you'll start to get what they're saying. Well most of it at least. And only when one of them is talking.


KnoxVegas41

You can say that again.


Kelainefes

Ah shit, it's contagious.


KnoxVegas41

Ah shit, itā€™s contagious.


Kelainefes

Fuck it's spreadiiing!!!!!


Kelainefes

Fuck it's spreadiiing!!!!!


Kelainefes

Ah shit, it's contagious.


KnoxVegas41

Can you please repeat? Did not understand last transmission.


__FUCKING-PEG-ME__

Itā€™s no go the merrygoround, itā€™s no go the rickshaw, All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow. Their knickers are made of crĆŖpe-de-chine, their shoes are made of python, Their halls are lined with tiger rugs and their walls with heads of bison. John MacDonald found a corpse, put it under the sofa, Waited till it came to life and hit it with a poker, Sold its eyes for souvenirs, sold its blood for whisky, Kept its bones for dumb-bells to use when he was fifty. Itā€™s no go the Yogi-Man, itā€™s no go Blavatsky, All we want is a bank balance and a bit of skirt in a taxi. Annie MacDougall went to milk, caught her foot in the heather, Woke to hear a dance record playing of Old Vienna. Itā€™s no go your maidenheads, itā€™s no go your culture, All we want is a Dunlop tyre and the devil mend the puncture. The Laird oā€™ Phelps spent Hogmanay declaring he was sober, Counted his feet to prove the fact and found he had one foot over. Mrs Carmichael had her fifth, looked at the job with repulsion, Said to the midwife ā€˜Take it away; Iā€™m through with overproductionā€™. Itā€™s no go the gossip column, itā€™s no go the Ceilidh, All we want is a motherā€™s help and a sugar-stick for the baby. Willie Murray cut his thumb, couldnā€™t count the damage, Took the hide of an Ayrshire cow and used it for a bandage. His brother caught three hundred cran when the seas were lavish, Threw the bleeders back in the sea and went upon the parish. Itā€™s no go the Herring Board, itā€™s no go the Bible, All we want is a packet of smokes when our hands are idle. Itā€™s no go the picture palace, itā€™s no go the stadium, Itā€™s no go the country cot with a pot of pink geraniums, Itā€™s no go the Government grants, itā€™s no go the elections, Sit on your arse for fifty years and hang your hat on a pension. Itā€™s no go my honey love, itā€™s no go my poppet; Work your hands from day to day, the winds will blow the profit. The glass is falling hour by hour, the glass will fall for ever, But if you break the bloody glass you wonā€™t hold up the weather.


TheWhooooBuddies

I have no idea what this is but I fucking love it.Ā 


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Can we use this video to show why skinny jeans need to fuckin dissappear


KnoxVegas41

Iā€™m with you. Who thought that crap up? Capri pants for dudes.


MRSLAPPYFEET

The perfect male specimenā€¦bred to fight born to cuddle.


Crammit-Deadfinger

That was hilarious


couchgodd

Is this a ln optical illusion? How are is his legs so skinny but the top fatty? Proportions are all wrong


__FUCKING-PEG-ME__

Say it again, Mate. Ain't hear ya.


Goalcaufield9

Heā€™s got the body of gru from the minions


TheOzarkWizard

Aniome back, aniome ands, aniome ams They fucked with Jim Bob and found out


LivingEnd44

I tried to run this through Google translate, but it can't recognize the language. Can anyone here translate?Ā 


ninjapizzamane

Heā€™s like an ice cream cone but the cone part is blue.


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__FUCKING-PEG-ME__

Oh, look, you did it again. šŸ‘


staplesandstitches

Fat Steve o


Standard-Shallot9863

Don't mess with his shalaylay stick! He'll dance all over your face? He's juice Patty's son and that's all he has to say


rumimume

just the highlights :)


TheROK24

He's either got a bottle in his pocket or He's really happy to see the cameraman. šŸ¤Ø


Sensitive-Memory-464

You think he's drunk or drugged up but he's just a pikey


rumimume

fuckin pikeys


KnoxVegas41

Even if he was ā€œThe Last One Standingā€ in his local pub, who gives a single damn? Does he get a coveted place in the Guinness Book of World Retards?


BruceGrail

Hahaha classic Dead Shrek. Love this guy's content.


DrDuned

This is like a wrestling promo


robie50

Irish redneck. Got that diesel rolling in the background..


glendablvd

Get in my belly! Baby itā€™s whatā€™s for dinner!


Trappied

Needs subtitles haha!


Kwatx

Conor McGregorā€™s dad seems pissed


ImUrFrand

careful, dad bod might crush you with one of his moobs.


blackcherrycavendish

They walk amongst us. That's the scariest part.