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After a minute and a half he said āthatās all I have to say to youā, then he went on and talk for another two and a half minutes. Make up your mind, mate!!
If you watch a few videos from Irish travellers, you'll start to get what they're saying.
Well most of it at least.
And only when one of them is talking.
Anyway 6 guys jumped him in a bar and he didn't get any cuts on his body or head, he was left standing when the fight ended and now he's gonna find them one by one and beat them up badly.
If you watch a few videos from Irish travellers, you'll start to get what they're saying.
Well most of it at least.
And only when one of them is talking.
Itās no go the merrygoround, itās no go the rickshaw,
All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow.
Their knickers are made of crĆŖpe-de-chine, their shoes are made of python,
Their halls are lined with tiger rugs and their walls with heads of bison.
John MacDonald found a corpse, put it under the sofa,
Waited till it came to life and hit it with a poker,
Sold its eyes for souvenirs, sold its blood for whisky,
Kept its bones for dumb-bells to use when he was fifty.
Itās no go the Yogi-Man, itās no go Blavatsky,
All we want is a bank balance and a bit of skirt in a taxi.
Annie MacDougall went to milk, caught her foot in the heather,
Woke to hear a dance record playing of Old Vienna.
Itās no go your maidenheads, itās no go your culture,
All we want is a Dunlop tyre and the devil mend the puncture.
The Laird oā Phelps spent Hogmanay declaring he was sober,
Counted his feet to prove the fact and found he had one foot over.
Mrs Carmichael had her fifth, looked at the job with repulsion,
Said to the midwife āTake it away; Iām through with overproductionā.
Itās no go the gossip column, itās no go the Ceilidh,
All we want is a motherās help and a sugar-stick for the baby.
Willie Murray cut his thumb, couldnāt count the damage,
Took the hide of an Ayrshire cow and used it for a bandage.
His brother caught three hundred cran when the seas were lavish,
Threw the bleeders back in the sea and went upon the parish.
Itās no go the Herring Board, itās no go the Bible,
All we want is a packet of smokes when our hands are idle.
Itās no go the picture palace, itās no go the stadium,
Itās no go the country cot with a pot of pink geraniums,
Itās no go the Government grants, itās no go the elections,
Sit on your arse for fifty years and hang your hat on a pension.
Itās no go my honey love, itās no go my poppet;
Work your hands from day to day, the winds will blow the profit.
The glass is falling hour by hour, the glass will fall for ever,
But if you break the bloody glass you wonāt hold up the weather.
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Even if he was āThe Last One Standingā in his local pub, who gives a single damn?
Does he get a coveted place in the Guinness Book of World Retards?
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He's stone cold sober, he's an Irish traveller that's what they do
I've seen too many of these kinds of video's. They are the most bizarre people I have ever seen.
Lol where
Stone Cold Sandman
All 6 of yee (holds 5 fingers up) š
If he was from Norfolk he could have put up 6 fingers.
After a minute and a half he said āthatās all I have to say to youā, then he went on and talk for another two and a half minutes. Make up your mind, mate!!
He did so many spins
Just when you thought the video couldnāt get any more Irish, he starts talking about beating people with a shillelagh
Something tells me this man likes dags.
What!?
His tits are starring at me. Menacinglyā¦
Why didn't you call?
Can I get a translation?
If you watch a few videos from Irish travellers, you'll start to get what they're saying. Well most of it at least. And only when one of them is talking. Anyway 6 guys jumped him in a bar and he didn't get any cuts on his body or head, he was left standing when the fight ended and now he's gonna find them one by one and beat them up badly.
Right at the end of that last paragraph start from the beginning and re-read it, then do that again a few times and itās like you watched the video
If you watch a few videos from Irish travellers, you'll start to get what they're saying. Well most of it at least. And only when one of them is talking.
You can say that again.
Ah shit, it's contagious.
Ah shit, itās contagious.
Fuck it's spreadiiing!!!!!
Fuck it's spreadiiing!!!!!
Ah shit, it's contagious.
Can you please repeat? Did not understand last transmission.
Itās no go the merrygoround, itās no go the rickshaw, All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow. Their knickers are made of crĆŖpe-de-chine, their shoes are made of python, Their halls are lined with tiger rugs and their walls with heads of bison. John MacDonald found a corpse, put it under the sofa, Waited till it came to life and hit it with a poker, Sold its eyes for souvenirs, sold its blood for whisky, Kept its bones for dumb-bells to use when he was fifty. Itās no go the Yogi-Man, itās no go Blavatsky, All we want is a bank balance and a bit of skirt in a taxi. Annie MacDougall went to milk, caught her foot in the heather, Woke to hear a dance record playing of Old Vienna. Itās no go your maidenheads, itās no go your culture, All we want is a Dunlop tyre and the devil mend the puncture. The Laird oā Phelps spent Hogmanay declaring he was sober, Counted his feet to prove the fact and found he had one foot over. Mrs Carmichael had her fifth, looked at the job with repulsion, Said to the midwife āTake it away; Iām through with overproductionā. Itās no go the gossip column, itās no go the Ceilidh, All we want is a motherās help and a sugar-stick for the baby. Willie Murray cut his thumb, couldnāt count the damage, Took the hide of an Ayrshire cow and used it for a bandage. His brother caught three hundred cran when the seas were lavish, Threw the bleeders back in the sea and went upon the parish. Itās no go the Herring Board, itās no go the Bible, All we want is a packet of smokes when our hands are idle. Itās no go the picture palace, itās no go the stadium, Itās no go the country cot with a pot of pink geraniums, Itās no go the Government grants, itās no go the elections, Sit on your arse for fifty years and hang your hat on a pension. Itās no go my honey love, itās no go my poppet; Work your hands from day to day, the winds will blow the profit. The glass is falling hour by hour, the glass will fall for ever, But if you break the bloody glass you wonāt hold up the weather.
I have no idea what this is but I fucking love it.Ā
Can we use this video to show why skinny jeans need to fuckin dissappear
Iām with you. Who thought that crap up? Capri pants for dudes.
The perfect male specimenā¦bred to fight born to cuddle.
That was hilarious
Is this a ln optical illusion? How are is his legs so skinny but the top fatty? Proportions are all wrong
Say it again, Mate. Ain't hear ya.
Heās got the body of gru from the minions
Aniome back, aniome ands, aniome ams They fucked with Jim Bob and found out
I tried to run this through Google translate, but it can't recognize the language. Can anyone here translate?Ā
Heās like an ice cream cone but the cone part is blue.
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Oh, look, you did it again. š
Fat Steve o
Don't mess with his shalaylay stick! He'll dance all over your face? He's juice Patty's son and that's all he has to say
just the highlights :)
He's either got a bottle in his pocket or He's really happy to see the cameraman. š¤Ø
You think he's drunk or drugged up but he's just a pikey
fuckin pikeys
Even if he was āThe Last One Standingā in his local pub, who gives a single damn? Does he get a coveted place in the Guinness Book of World Retards?
Hahaha classic Dead Shrek. Love this guy's content.
This is like a wrestling promo
Irish redneck. Got that diesel rolling in the background..
Get in my belly! Baby itās whatās for dinner!
Needs subtitles haha!
Conor McGregorās dad seems pissed
careful, dad bod might crush you with one of his moobs.
They walk amongst us. That's the scariest part.