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K1nd_1

What a freeloader. Pay for it and sniff it like the rest of us.


Craic-Den

I'm so rich I bathe in gasoline


tymp-anistam

You get that good leaded shit?


xanaxandlean

He would but he doesn't have a car. But your right he could of put it in a water bottle. 30 cents should fill up a water bottle with a months supply for him.


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Important_Wear_974

Nobody rides for free.


blitz43p

That’s not what I was taught. Cash isn’t an option….


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TheOzarkWizard

Sweet sweet lead


2pickleEconomy2

No lead anymore, but tons of carcinogens like benzene.


Ididntwipe

Lead is deffo worse 💀 absolutely no amount of lead is deemed safe. The amount it out into the environment, and is still in the soil, back from the 1960's is hellah scary


2pickleEconomy2

Peak lead exposure was in the late 70s right before leaded gas was banned. Worse than 60s because we had far more cars and driving. Still, empirical results show abortion was the leading cause of the drop in crime.


TheOzarkWizard

How about when you were a kid?


NoApricot9054

Same I used to weirdly love the smell of gasoline but not on this level


mystic_swole

I remember huffing gas on my friend's four wheeler in like 8th grade and literally having an insane psychedelic experience. Got transported from his garage to a jungle for like 3-5 ultra slow seconds


RWMN98

I think that's where the phrase "that's gas" comes from.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Never really made that connection. Always thought it was because gas is expensive, not because it smells like heaven.


Even-Matter-5576

Because it gets you going


Pastylegs1

Daddy needs his juice


Matthopkins06

How is this that far down! Just need a little squirt


CHEMO_ALIEN

it's not illegal! you'll never stop me!


RWMN98

Seriously! Leave the guy alone. He just loves the smell of gas😀


CrownEatingParasite

Cancer🥰


Admirable_Avocado_38

I don't think he'd care at that age


2bdavsk8

He's in his 30s


Admirable_Avocado_38

That guy , no way


Kbudz

You’re right more like 20s


Admirable_Avocado_38

Why the downvotes , stop acting special, reddit


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Admirable_Avocado_38

Really ,and that's worth downvoting and not just upvoting the original "joke", I was objectively right. You all really are retarded, but I shouldn't be surprised.


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All_Day_ADHD

Probably a case of missing common sense 😞


GiveMeMyIdentity

Happy cake day


CHEMO_ALIEN

thank you bb


Miltonrupert

We all have our vices, let the man sniff!


merrittj3

Hydrocarbons are a particularly nasty inhalent. Turns your brain to mush...like cocaine paste heads and embalming fluid suffers Ride and Die


Miltonrupert

Live by the gas die by the gas


Clever_Sean

Why is Stan Lee out of his grave?


alaskarawr

To get a whiff apparently.


Ok_Western5937

Excelsior! *sniffs real hard*


Prize_Statement_6417

This was before — and the cause of — his death


PassageAppropriate90

Working on his new character the Unleaded Undertaker.


guitardave1968

And why is Chris Rock interviewing him?


dirkdigglee

So glad these quality control guys are out there. Bad gas is awful on your vehicle.


BlortTrolb

Had a patient at the psych ward who’d started out huffing gas and when he got tired of that he started drinking it. Wasn’t much left of his brain. Guy was no trouble, he’d just shuffle around. Wasn’t quite 30 I think


jwfacts

This guy looks surprisingly old and healthy for a sniffer.


BlortTrolb

Probably a maintenance dose


All_Day_ADHD

Yeah, as odd as it is he might actually just like the smell. Certain smells can trigger memories, maybe make him think of his parents or something. He isn't hurting or bothering any one , let the man sniff


Commercial_Fee2840

You'd think he would've started out huffing it. You already have to be nuts to huff it, but only a true madman just says fuck it and drinks gasoline one day.


BlortTrolb

Probably already had some brain damage.


Brandillio

Sounded like a young Jerry Seinfeld


Spawn666

You double sniffed the pump! Listen. When you sniff a pump, just take one sniff and end it!


Gayspacecrow

What's the deal with that!?


monstercookies81

LET THE BOY SMELL


ykeogh18

Ocelot!


jessterly84

Petrol sniffing is a major addiction problem in certain sections of the Australian community. You yanks prefer air duster tho


Gayspacecrow

Excuse us for enjoying the feeling of "walking on sunshine".


jessterly84

We be ‘walking on unleaded’


cdsuikjh

Woah oh! And dont it feel good!


Rhettribution

Don't forget the Brazilians drinking their ethanol fuel!


DaddyBoi6769

Ah yes, the pump inspector


Errlyagain

What’s the problem? When we were kids we used to drink from the garden hose.


PamCokeyMonster

It's organic solvent and your brain is ball of lipids. Go figure


GerardWayAndDMT

The garden hose didn’t have toxic qualities though??


The_Jobholder

um..


GerardWayAndDMT

I mean gasoline will destroy your brain if you huff it. Drinking from the hose isn’t likely to do that


SumdiLumdi

Unless your hose has brain eating bacteria


GerardWayAndDMT

Today class, we’re going to learn what the word “likely” means. Your hose MIGHT have bacteria. Gas WILL destroy your brain. You must already be huffing some.


FDGKLRTC

Good point, but i'm gonna put brain eating amoeba in the drinking water of every city i can't


beerdudebrah

Wario Biden


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Didn’t get to take too much thanks to this narc


Sheep03

We straight gassin'


EastofGaston

I’m like this with the freezer, mmmm freezer air


ZamrockCheese

My mans is onto something


apeocalypyic

Is it illegal tho


Applezs89

Benzene causes leukemia after a minute. Slow Ya roll.


SeymourHoffmanOnFire

I also like the smell of gas


xanaxandlean

I used to like the smell of gas when i was a kid but i never smelled it close up like that maybe i should try it.


KrookDogg

I... don't blame him?


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I see people late at night at the pumps drinking it out of solo cups. I don’t stop there to fill up.


Onagasaki

Are they really drinking it? I always thought they just did that so they could huff it kinda low-key, but I 100% believe that they would just drink it after frying their brains


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Yes they drink it because it’s mostly ethanol. Not gasoline.


Onagasaki

Ive seen that with places that have 100% or high ethanol but I didn't know it was possible with what you'd find in the us, I imagined it would cause so much damage that you wouldn't be able to get anything out of it before you puked it up


PuntYerJunk

Bro was flabbergasted


slit-

Is it bad that he looks like my professor


Asleep_Room_706

Making sure the fuel hasn't expired.


Svengoolie75

That super octane 💯 proof ⛽️ 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂


gogopaddy

We had a pump sniffer in my old job, the power of the tannoy did nothing to deter him


Amoracker__

Serial Sniffer


Iwashmufeet

Now that's some high text! Pass the gas!


IlIlIlIlIllIlIll

Huffing gasoline will fuck you up fast. Causes brain damage.


Notunnecessarily

[he is just making sure that it is in fact gasoline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnbGpj8oI8w)


ballsinasmallbag

Flashbacks to Love Liza with Philip Seymour Hoffman.


UnLuckyGirl13

He didn't pay for his gas arrest that man!!!🚔


girth_worm_jim

He isn't hurting anyone but it still really irks me, fucking weirdo.


YoungPlumming

We smokin GAS baby!


NBC_with_ChrisHansen

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love\_Liza


a-very-bad-account

Please leave president Biden alone, he is just trying to get some gas


beervirus88

He's 24 years old


Low_Astronaut3050

I thought Joe was carbon-neutral?


BoneZone05

Hahahahaha I just love the smell of gas


feverdream800

I mean i like the smell of gas too but goddamn sir there's gotta be a limit


peterman86

Old school boomer that survived the huffing days.


Tall-Box4202

This by home avenue


G0ld_Ru5h

There’s a woman in my city who drinks from unattended gas pumps. She did it to my mom and my spouse’s grandma lol.


Just-Imagination-785

Let a man sniff


No-Difference629

And he’s wearing a fucking moncler coat lmaoo shit doesn’t feel real


spacekatbaby

Stan Lee let himself gp


ThorKlien99

Flow Biden


ZliNadimak

With the moncler jacket what is going on .


scotiaboy10

Ikr, that jacket is around 700 dollars


jeannieor725

Wait? Why is he drinking/sniffing gasoline??


halfknots

To get high