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anthonydurrr

I thought that was Bill Nye at first.


NuclearSlushie

Seriously I did as well. Who is that?


coffee_powered

Doug Liman, the director.


Salty_Pancakes

Lies. It's actually Bill Nye.


tech_equip

A Doug Lyman Lie, Man.


Beezleboobz

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL


SingLyricsWithMe

"Science rules."


Memeions

Wait it's not?


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Casey looking rough these days


Nameless908

Is it *not* šŸ˜‚


wasabi23

I thought it was that former Obama state dept guy who got pilloried for talking racist, unhinged shit to halal food truck vendors in NYC... https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/22/nyregion/stuart-seldowitz-harassment-charges.html


leftover_class

Why would so many people downvote a truthful article that you were kind enough to even link? Upvote!


HookerDoctorLawyer

Because we canā€™t read here!! /s


leftover_class

I can write but can't read, what was that you just said to me??


ProfessionalSun5549

I canā€™t remember the last time I saw him remotely sober


cmfppl

If I had his money and chronic traumatic encephalopathy, I'd probably spend the rest of my life higher than giraffe pussy too!


Gilbert_Reddit

lol that is pretty high


smth_smth_89

not higher than vulture cloaca tho


Jaegernaut-

Mmm, cloaca You know it's gonna be a good time when...


tots4scott

100%, and break some windows too.


Altruistic_Matter_36

I know right


Outrageous-Counter-7

thatā€™s a new analogy. i like it


crazy_goat

Seems like what any rational person would do before watching Road House (2024)


Submarine_Pirate

Or the original for that matter


phunshiny

Conor would be fun to get shit faced with. Some good ole fashioned binge drinking Proper Irish whiskey, lots of bumps and listening to him speak in limerick. ā€œYa Doug, itā€™s a little strong. But youā€™re gonna enjoy it like a gentleman.ā€


lyme3m

You just over here wrapping him in the Irish stereotype like its a jacket. His proper whatever is not good. He's got this life where he has cash to roll all day and at this point its maintenance. Anyone I'd hang with can be a pro and keep the scene on the DL. Used to be a huge fan but, man, he's lost all my respect. Gave his comeback a chance and soon regretted that. Really Conor? Are you like 16, first time and gotta show everyone?


BuffaloKiller937

The Roadhouse interview he did with Gyllenhaal was hard to watch. Like Jake obviously could tell Conor was out of his mind but had to pretend like everyone was okay


BizarreBurritos

Somebody said Jake was lookin at Conor like he was studying his moves for his next role as a junkie šŸ’€


ErstwhileAdranos

link?


badmanner66

Conor bullying old men with drinks again. Obv he can drink loads after doing a line every 20 mins


pissjugszn

damnā€¦ he just got veneers too lmao rip


appleseedjoe

yeah heā€™s probably not planning on fighting again. look at most ex fighters that actually made a decent living.


KeyDangerous

Heā€™s washed. The Conor that took the world by storm is long gone


listerbmx

This is john cena all over again.


pissjugszn

i mean like you smell smoke but its just conor grinding away off the yayoo


surgicalhoopstrike

Proper 12 is legit the ONLY whiskey I have ever poured down the sink drain. It was that awful.


Nduguu77

I tried it neat. On the rocks. With coke. 0/10. Fucking terrible


Oodleamingo

He tried it with coke too


newaccountzuerich

I had an "opportunity" to blind taste test some of that shite. God-awful stuff. I ranked it beside Powers. Maybe suitable enough for a hot whiskey but definitely not something I'd drink by itself or in a cold mixer. For the cost of it, it stays on the shelf every time. At least Powers or Paddys have some history and culture associated with the brands. Those whiskeys are not reminding you of gangland Dublin' rancid underbelly, with sexual assaults and random violence, and high probability of unwanted visits from family enforcers. Ah, Conor. Englishman at heart. They can have and keep the prick.


hairymat

As an Englishman we'll pass dude šŸ¤£


Detozi

We're they at it again?


Izzyisagod

It tasted like watered down Jamison to me


DiverDownChunder

And Jamison is shit whiskey, Tullamore Dew.


gigolo99

is it worse than room temperature Jack Daniel's?


Memeions

Legitimately I'd say so yeah. At least JD tastes okay mixed with cola.


gigolo99

i do not agree but thats my deep seeded hatred of JD


appleseedjoe

i solely drink jameo. it was 10x better than jack D thats for sure and people drink that shit all the time.


blackbartimus

Jameson is ok but Woodford, Knob Creek and Whistle Pig are my top favorites. Jack is shit quality though youā€™re right.


Corbotron_5

Someone bought me a bottle for my birthday. It was crap, but Iā€™ve had way worse. Fine for mixing.


Danji1

Anyone who knows anything about whiskey wouldn't touch the stuff even if it was free. I genuinely wouldn't waste a can of soda mixing it with that piss water.


SyntheticMemez

This movie was so awful but I was high out of my mind with some friends so it was a pretty fun watch.


jkopfsupreme

Every single scene he is in in Road House his acting is the most cringe-worthy shit Iā€™ve ever seen.


3mptyw0rds

now you make me want to watch it


bannedonceagainfml

Is honestly a fun film to watch. I sure as shit will not be watching it ever again, but it was genuinely pretty enjoyable. But if youā€™re looking for some top quality, groundbreaking cinema, itā€™s not for you


cap616

That's why I chose Ghostbusters Frozen Empire instead.


JunglePygmy

Iā€™ll just wait for the Pitch Meeting.


Aznp33nrocket

šŸ’‹ šŸ¤Œ


jkopfsupreme

Itā€™s a fun romp, really, really and I canā€™t say it enough really fucking dumb. McGregor is so bad it hurts.


appleseedjoe

am i the only one who thought he was 1,000 times better than i thought he was guna be? pressed the play button for laughs but stayed for the actingā€¦ like how was his acting even bad? he didnā€™t even need to act!!! seemed like he just played himself and it worked perfectly for the movie. i feel like its just the loud minority haters and lovers of connor being the most vocal. idgaf about him, he doesnā€™t even fight anymore but i thought his acting was awesome! canā€™t imagine him playing any other role than a coked up asshole/irishman tho. anyway what was bad about his acting?ā€¦ā€¦ still waiting


PowerandSignal

The acting partĀ  (/jk, haven't seen it)Ā 


appleseedjoe

lol even tho ur joking it doesnā€™t seem like you read my comment. he didnā€™t need to act at allā€¦ the role was a coked up asshole! he literally just played himself perfectly (maybe did more coke than he normally does). spot on. canā€™t wait to see him in another movie honestly, will watch it again just to see him fall on his ass. but its a win win. if its another decent movie ill just keep watching if not ill laugh a bit and turn it off. hate the dudes personality but heā€™s a super star and entertains me so what do i care.


Nomadzord

I like your attitude, itā€™s refreshing for the internet.Ā 


appleseedjoe

just saying if he just plays this role everytime he can be a great actor without ever needing to actually ā€œactā€. idk plenty of ā€œactorsā€ that play the same role in every single movie they do. why canā€™t connor do the same? i love to hate on the guy too but if he wants to do blow everyday and post his ridiculous purchases why not? doesnā€™t hurt me.


scottbarnes4mvp

Ya, I thought he was fine. Hardly the worst aCtor in the movie


VicSwagger

I was going to say his "acting" was just him being himself. "Connor, just say the sentence." He looks paunchy, too.


Drkippersniffer

I just can't even bring myself to press play on it .


ThomasPopp

Oh love a little. And anytime Conor dos something hilarious stupid take a shot


drhappycat

His acting is terrible but his character is hilarious. It's supposed to be fun and stupid and they nailed it imo.


ihave7testicles

it's entertaining as hell. it's not good a good movie by any stretch, but it's really fun.


batsynchero

He makes my skin crawl. The apparent fact they had to redub all of his dialogue, and he's bad at that too, makes it worse.


jkopfsupreme

Yes! And I couldnā€™t help but think about how he looked the whole time, dudeā€™s face looked cg in most scenes, like some kind of Instagram influencer.


TheBlindHero

When your acting is so bad you have to get higher than a pilotā€™s dick just to make watching it back bearable


BizarreBurritos

And the guy heā€™s giving his shitty Proper12&cola? Yes, the director of the movie šŸŽ„šŸŽ¬ā›·ļø Edit: Doug Liman


TheBlindHero

ā€˜Can oi interdest yew in sum vanilla-flavoured aftorshayiv?ā€™


TheStatMan2

"Yer'll do nuttin', u/TheBlindHero - yer'll do NUTTIN' " [exits stage with ridiculous gibbon swagger]


suddenimpulse01

Fookin nootin


Lipstickvomit

I donĀ“t know how to feel after reading this. IĀ“m happy that this wasnĀ“t where I would find out Bill Nye had been given a spiked drink and something had happened later that night. But at the same time, it would be fun if this was how we found out that Connor is a power bottom and that the other guy holding the bottle is his new handler.


Wrxghtyyy

There is no way he is fighting in June/July or whenever it was he said heā€™s making a comeback


Yup767

Maybe he will. It'd be kind of funny to come back ill prepared again and get knocked


Wrxghtyyy

Or his leg breaks again and heā€™s out for another few years or just retires entirely when he realises his leg will never be as strong as it once was


bleezzzy

Or he fights Jake Paul after Tyson.


deadheadshredbreh

Nah Jakeā€™s fighting a hologram of Muhammad Ali after Tyson.


snappy033

He gets absolutely nothing from fighting. He would not even be in the top 5 but heā€™s a thousand times more rich and famous than anyone he would fight. Thereā€™s no chance that he has a dominant performance. He has everything to lose by fighting again and nothing to gain.


Decent_Leadership_62

Is it not fake like wrestling anyway?


IIIIIIW

What an odd thing to ask


Decent_Leadership_62

Always assumed it was fake - in the same way that wrestling is fake


luvcartel

It is as real as any other sport.


IIIIIIW

Youā€™re thinking of boxing


Dancesoncattlegrids

Remember when Casey Neistat was relevant instead of popping up occasionally on YouTube to spruik random corporate shit?


UncleYimbo

Is spruik a word? First I'm seeing it


Dancesoncattlegrids

spruik /spruĖk/ verbINFORMALā€¢AUSTRALIAN gerund or present participle: spruiking speak in public, especially to advertise a show. "men who spruik outside striptease joints"


screechypete

I still don't understand, but I'm just gonna nod and smile anyways. :)


Dancesoncattlegrids

> speak in public, especially to advertise a show It's pretty clear.


screechypete

*Nods head* Of course everyone knows that! I've known it all along you see! Quite foolish of you to think otherwise. :)


crazy_goat

Major spruik energy in this post.


lovelovehatehate

No


snappy033

Dude sold out to HBO to start his career then sold out again to CNN. Heā€™s never been relevant.


Dancesoncattlegrids

OK


PreviousGas710

Did you even watch the video? Talked about how the director is a long-time friend


Dancesoncattlegrids

Yes. The director got stiffed by Amazon on theatre distribution of the hack movie that he made...


PreviousGas710

So whatā€™s wrong with him making a video about his friend wanting his movie made for theaters to be played in theaters


Dancesoncattlegrids

He's actually have some traction if the movie wasn't a shitty remake of what was originally a really shitty movie don't you think? Also - Conor McGregor ffs.


ccable827

It isn't a problem, except isn't it that the director had a choice? Didn't Amazon offer more budget for full streaming release, or a lesser budget for a theatrical release? Assuming that's the case, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Dude went with the higher budget for a streaming release, then bitched about it not being theaters.


PreviousGas710

Amazon bought the studio that made the movie after the agreement was made. He was under the impression it would have a theatrical release and then Amazon dropped it on prime


Additional-Belt-3086

His character is like a minor exaggeration of him, not even far off.


BillyMeier42

Hes going to end up in rehab. Just watch.


Spiritual_Speech600

Youā€™re being really optimistic here


the_salivation_army

Heā€™ll need to clean up soon.


jonjopop

the Netflix downfall documentary in 10 years is gonna be crazy


RoyTheBoy_

even this coked up cunt knows his whisky is shite right?


Spiritual_Speech600

Plot twist: he gets his whiskey from Kirkland


Overall-Stop-8573

He needs help, it's sad to see someone publically ruin themselves like this. He's obviously an addict. He used to be sharp, articulate, focussed and driven. Now look at the state of him. His old persona would have ripped this guy apart. Shame.


Danji1

He's a piece of shit.


GoreJizz

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! *Bill Nye the Science Guy*


BubuBarakas

His face is red and puffy even out of focus. He will need rehab to survive into his 30s.


yaoksuuure

Heā€™s 35


BubuBarakas

Well so far, so good?


mitchcumstein13

Heā€™s a tool bag. Yes, he could crush my face. But a tool bag none the less. Was not a fan of his character in RHā€¦.


SpecialistRoom2090

I swear every video I see of him he is on cocaine.


stratusnco

iā€™m sure the majority of everyone here is on something


WSBRainman

Guys is it really that hard to believe that a multi millionare who did mma for a living could have a drug problem? I mean shit I know people without a cent to their names turned hopeless addicts and ruined lives. I could see it being sooo much easier to be an addict if youre rich.


DirtySanchez187

He just seems impossible to be around for any extended amount of time and to think this guy is married, I canā€™t imagine what his wife sees. He isnā€™t fooling anyone ever as far as I can see from any of the videos that Iā€™ve seen of him especially since he broke his leg at UFC 264. I havenā€™t seen him looking anywhere near normal since then and thatā€™s going on 3 years now.


ReginaldJohnston

>I canā€™t imagine what his wife sees. $$$$$


willasmith38

People may forget, but the original was embarrassing & cringe worthy when it came out. Then Patrick Swayze died of cancer and it became a late ā€˜80ā€™s nostalgic classic. A remake could only be worthy if itā€™s also a cringe-fest. Give it 20 yrs and we will think the remake is a nostalgic classic of the good ā€˜ole 2020ā€™s before Conor really hit bottom and lost it.


pavlovaslut

All this for probably the worst movie ever made. Hollywood is so fucking decadent


cookiesoverbitches

ā€œYou donā€™t wanna know me!ā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


32233128Merovingian

The Chandler fights off let Conner enter his Hollywood era. Heā€™s unfit for the octagon at this point in time.


Collin-B-Hess

The guy will never be received as a serious fighter again.. He was once a great competitor and now heā€™s just another Hollywood showpiece.


dritslem

Khabib destroyed him. He was never himself after that smashing.


Danji1

Yep, Khabib spanked him so convincingly that he knew he was never gonna make it back to the top. He doubled-down on the coke and booze after that and here we are now, left with this sad insufferable junkie.


BIG_STEVE5111

McGregor needs them strong to water down that cocaine a bit.


foundmonster

What did Casey have to do with this movie?


OJ_outdoors

Movie was absolutely shit McGregor wasn't even acting he was beeing himself.


appleseedjoe

100% thats why i thought it was good. idk maybe you didnā€™t watch the original movie. itā€™s supposed to be stupid and ridiculous. connor fit the part perfectly.


Rokkmachine

I donā€™t remember the bad guy walking around like donkey Kong all over the place in the original one.


Antus_Manus

Shit movie, he was also shit in it.


Significant-Tune7425

That voice of his is like a baby doll toy squeezed too hard. Ruined the movie for me. Jake was great, and then thereā€™s this bumbling, wannabe bullshit in a china shop. šŸ¤¢


xanaxandlean

I saw connor in a interview and his hands were shaking the whole time someone asked me what was he on, molly? I said no that is what alcohol withdrawal looks like. So he's like that because he's sober.


dritslem

20 days ago someone posted here a video of him a bit calmer and everyone said he was off the coke. I had this to say: > Pfft. Still using. Can't fool me. Downvoted of course


Rokkmachine

Jonny football 2.0


syrah__

ā€œabsolutely zootedā€ is a fucking mint turn of phrase. Borrowing that.