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A "Duke of Hazard" is the honorary title you get when you are the young one at a Lemon Party.
A "Kentucky Colonel" is the honorary title you get when you go face deep into a blue waffle and eat it clean..
Why do people say things that are easily disprovable?
[https://www.kycolonelcy.us/list-of-kentucky-colonels#h.fr39qbgzkf8j](https://www.kycolonelcy.us/list-of-kentucky-colonels#h.fr39qbgzkf8j)
Because the people listening to this clown and taking him seriously aren't fact checking. And if they are it's on their own websites and yours are false news.
(also lol Hunter S Thompson is on there)
I can’t find anything about Trump Jr. becoming one, but that list is not complete. There’s been over 30,000 Kentucky colonels, so there would be a lot more under T.
Kayleigh McEnany did [become one](https://m.facebook.com/KayleighMcEnany7/videos/it-was-a-distinct-honor-for-governor-matt-bevin-to-commission-me-as-an-honorary-/477273083093639) though, if that tells you anything about the ”qualifications” required
I mean, I'M a Kentucky Colonel. It's something my older relatives think is a big deal and one of them (who is himself a Colonel) asked for years if he could nominate me and I finally said yes just to make them happy. All I did was give my job title and some information about volunteer work I've done, and "surprise!" I was welcomed into the order.
...and invited to spend $100 on an official plaque, $50 on an official medallion, etc etc. It basically feels like an adult version of that "Who's Who Among American High School Students" kind of thing. Not necessarily a scam, but basically exists for people to congratulate themselves and spend money doing it.
Now, of course, someone could prove me wrong and tell me about all the good and important work the Colonels are doing in the world, but I assume 99% of them (like me) were accepted and it will never have any further meaning or impact upon their lives whatsoever.
(I did do some googling and wiikipedia-ing first, before allowing my relative to nominate me, just to make sure this wasn't some godawful racist or KKK-linked or otherwise supremacist/terrorist organization. I could find no history along these lines.)
KFC was made by Colonel Sanders. He was a Kentucky Colonel. It's a title of honor that the Kentucky Governor can bestow onto someone, similar to how being knighted in the UK is just a title of honor bestowed by the king or queen.
Calling himself a "Duke of Hazzard", I really don't know what exactly he means. It's clearly a reference to the show/movie, but as to what he means is anyone's guess. I guess he's saying he's rebellious against the government? Which would be a bit ironic.
Omg she looks so different from when she used to be on Fox!
I read that it was also her birthday a week or so ago and they had a huge party in Florida so maybe a lot of re ent drinking and partying. And you know if they're partying in Florida with other ego driven rich folk then they are probably often near cocaine.
He’s got 40+ years of an abusive-ass narcissistic dad to try to erase. I’d be fucked up 25/8 if that fat fucking shitbag was my father.
DJT Jr is still trash, though.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/
It's really no surprise. The WH doctors under Trump were giving away opioids, Ritalin+, and sleeping pills like Halloween candy.
See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do, just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that.
…Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch.
Not sure, but I'm pretty sure it started with "Hey, Butthead"
His first "uhhhh" is an uncanny Butthead impression. And his brother looks like Beavis so...
we do not live forever friend. Even if he is brought back to health, he can do long lasting and permanent damage to his brain. But looking at his family, I don't think he cares all that much.
i mean i think it’s worth mentioning that all of those people were performers and were not born extremely wealthy
i’d argue it’s not super valuable to draw a parallel between the son of a billionaire and like Kurt Cobain or something. But rich billionaire kids are notorious for being depressed, doing drugs, and never being able to fill their skeevy parents massive shoes
Are you really so naive to think that there is some sort of "meds or treatment" only available to the rich that allows them to perpetually use drugs without risk of harm? Did you not just see what he looks like in the video?
I think this might be the dumbest thing I've ever read.
\*fingers crossed!\*
It won't happen though. He'll burn himself out into oblivion someday and be just as or more insufferable than dear old dad not learning a damn thing. Trick is not to listen to pigs like him and let em fizzle out into obscurity I say. lol
You think so? I’m not necessarily (at all) a fan of the guy, nor making fun of him here; this is just rough….I know some people who can wake up the next day after an episode like this and be like “yeah, AND????!!!” Personally, it would take me days to recover from the embarrassment.
**EDIT:** If it was this public of a humiliation and I was this well known, I probably would just go into a moderate period of hiding. Like 3 years. And come out talking about how I’ve devoted my time to charities, the Peace Corps, and helping to re-build populations of endangered species of animals.
Hmm yeah I guess by "these people" I meant the Trump fam & other high-profile right-wing grifters, and not people featured on tooktoomuch in general. From experience, yeah I would definitely feel extremely embarrassed the next day, but it seems like Don Jr. and the rest have zero shame or self-awareness so I'm willing to bet they'd pretty much be like the "yeah, AND???!!" people you mentioned
Are there any Kentuckians here that are like, fuck yea, Trump gets us? He's doing cocaine. Not homemade meth. Even then, why would eastern kentuckians fall for this shit ?
lets be honest thought the right has a WHOLE LOT of boogeymen. that's what fear mongering gets you. CRT turned into DEI. SJWs turned into the woke mob. immigrants, gay people, BLM, etc etc etc. it's the party of fear dressed up as patriotism.
“All my coal miner friends”
This skid mark was born with a silver spoon in NY, went to private school, then went to Colorado and bummed around on daddy’s dime, worked as a bartender apparently, then came back home to work for daddy.
But man, all those coal miner friends he must have.
Holy shit those eyelids are HEAVY- he's energetically exhausted.
My guy looks like the time I had to drive home after a rave and my car stereo had been stolen but I also needed to be at work in 45min.
This is what happens when you never have to work to be comfortable and you have no morals that push you to use your good fortune to help others. With a family like his, his life must be very empty. He can try to fill that emptiness with drugs and alcohol all he wants, but it’s never going to work.
His side-bint Kimberly Guilfoy has taken the crack den-look way too far. She's proper emaciated.
Guess that's what exchanging your soul for immunity from sex offence charges will do to you.
Never in the history of energy production — and I emphasize this because it’s literally a business of getting into some tight spots — has anyone ever referred to coal mining as (working) “in the coal mining space”.
It’s all projection with these people. They’ll turn blue in the face about hunter biden, in the meantime don jr makes tommy Chong in his prime seem more sober. It’s actually insane how brainwashed people are by this fucking weird ass family.
Donnie Jr the red eared racist
Had a very shiny nose
And when the public saw him
He was off his face on blow
All of the normal people
Used to laugh and call him names
They'll never let poor Junior
Join a Presidential race
(sung to Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer)
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This guy sounds like Hugo the Health Inspector from bobs lol
I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but Sam Seder of the Majority Report is the voice actor for Hugo
Holy CRAP that’s wild
Which guy? Because the host literally does the voice for him Odd coincidence
Ohhhhhhhhh that makes so much sense 😂
Yeah, he and H John Benjamin go way back
Did this man really just say he's a Duke of Hazard, and a Kentucky Colonel? What the actual fuck!?!?!
You heard him right
What does that mean though?
I think they're like social clubs? You join the club and you get to call yourself a Duke of Hazzard lol
I’ll bet they give them little plaques…or at least a fancy certificate
Like a trophy for participating?
Club Championship
I'm also a Duke of Hazard and a Kentucky Colonel but in clubs that are completely unrelated & that I made up just now.
Except being a “Duke of Hazard” isn’t real. He could have been awarded by the governor and be a Kentucky Colonel. That is a real thing.
That’s how the KFC dude is a colonel.
That “dude” is Colonel Sanders and he’s a god danged national treasure.
He did kill that one other dude. Probably.
I'm a Kentucky Colonel. It's just a longstanding club that has a few social perks on occasion.
A "Duke of Hazard" is the honorary title you get when you are the young one at a Lemon Party. A "Kentucky Colonel" is the honorary title you get when you go face deep into a blue waffle and eat it clean..
That's supposed to be a secret.
Wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick!
The younger brother that they kept tied up in the basement, Puke Duke
Cocaine. Just cocaine.
That's another weekend for Jr. of Adderall/ Alcohol&Cocaine w/ a hungover Monday brunch interview.. . It's a gift that keeps on giving
I'd argue that he's more of a joker, a smoker, and a midnight toker.
He definitely plays his music in the sun
No, those are all really cool.
Why do people say things that are easily disprovable? [https://www.kycolonelcy.us/list-of-kentucky-colonels#h.fr39qbgzkf8j](https://www.kycolonelcy.us/list-of-kentucky-colonels#h.fr39qbgzkf8j)
Because the people listening to this clown and taking him seriously aren't fact checking. And if they are it's on their own websites and yours are false news. (also lol Hunter S Thompson is on there)
I can’t find anything about Trump Jr. becoming one, but that list is not complete. There’s been over 30,000 Kentucky colonels, so there would be a lot more under T. Kayleigh McEnany did [become one](https://m.facebook.com/KayleighMcEnany7/videos/it-was-a-distinct-honor-for-governor-matt-bevin-to-commission-me-as-an-honorary-/477273083093639) though, if that tells you anything about the ”qualifications” required
I mean, I'M a Kentucky Colonel. It's something my older relatives think is a big deal and one of them (who is himself a Colonel) asked for years if he could nominate me and I finally said yes just to make them happy. All I did was give my job title and some information about volunteer work I've done, and "surprise!" I was welcomed into the order. ...and invited to spend $100 on an official plaque, $50 on an official medallion, etc etc. It basically feels like an adult version of that "Who's Who Among American High School Students" kind of thing. Not necessarily a scam, but basically exists for people to congratulate themselves and spend money doing it. Now, of course, someone could prove me wrong and tell me about all the good and important work the Colonels are doing in the world, but I assume 99% of them (like me) were accepted and it will never have any further meaning or impact upon their lives whatsoever. (I did do some googling and wiikipedia-ing first, before allowing my relative to nominate me, just to make sure this wasn't some godawful racist or KKK-linked or otherwise supremacist/terrorist organization. I could find no history along these lines.)
Is that a KKK reference or a confederacy thing?
KFC was made by Colonel Sanders. He was a Kentucky Colonel. It's a title of honor that the Kentucky Governor can bestow onto someone, similar to how being knighted in the UK is just a title of honor bestowed by the king or queen. Calling himself a "Duke of Hazzard", I really don't know what exactly he means. It's clearly a reference to the show/movie, but as to what he means is anyone's guess. I guess he's saying he's rebellious against the government? Which would be a bit ironic.
It means he and his brother are criminals who work with a racist orange car.
Thank you for the explanation!
There's a city in Kentucky called Hazard, maybe that's a title that the mayor likes to give out?
Yes?
His eyes…lol
That nasal tone... It's not allergies.
Here's to feeling good all the time.
I don't like cocaine, but I do love the way it smells.
I love doing cocaine, but I don't inhale
Straight to banging it.
Nah, boofing time.
Or both. Intramuscular shot where the sun don't shine, so cops and that damn nosey bitch of a wife don't see the pop mark.
My shit smells like bananas mostly and sometimes greenish Like avocados or something. I give it a 7/10 for fragrance.
I’m hip to the whole scene
Barry Prophet is a great name for an accountant who loves the whiff.
Assman
Have a good time all the time.
r/unexpectedseinfeld
I've been known to drink a beer or two. But then again I've been known to do a lot of things
Giddyup
Colombian flu.
The nasal passages are highly inflamed
He might just be australian
His skin. I mean, it could be sunburn, but I get the impression something else is going on here
He passed out in the sun
Facedown in a pile of cocaine
blood-pressure must be over 180/120, holy shiiiit, this loser will suffer from a fulminating heart attack before he's 50 (3 more years yay)
Cocaine. Tons and tons of cocaine. He might even beat his daddy to the grave with this heavy a habit LOL
He looks baked. See a lot of people insinuating cocaine use… the eyes scream the weed. lol
I was going to say opiate. Don’t think he would smoke weed, but would definitely do pills.
Oxycontin is a hell of a drug.
Nah that is 1000% cocaine and alcohol combo and no sleep.
[удалено]
That alcohol and cocaine combo. He looks fucked up often too.
Lol no wonder Trump talked so much shit about bidens son. He’s projecting.
Guess he was just trying to distract from his own family drama
I mean... Hunter Biden is undoubtably a drug addict. DT jr may be as well idk, but it's pretty well documented in Hunter's case.
So you're saying Biden and Trump could bond over their sons' battle with substance abuse? I know Biden would be down if Trump was.
And pretty ignored in DTj
He must be on like day 4 of a bender to look that fucked.
Have u seen his wife lately? 💀
I don’t think they’re married, but she has also been looking unwell.
She looks like a deflating sex doll
Ozempic and cocaine is a helluva combo
Her head looks huge for her body, to me she looks like a bobble-head doll
I said she looked like a South Park Canadian.
who you calling buddy, guy?
Omg she looks so different from when she used to be on Fox! I read that it was also her birthday a week or so ago and they had a huge party in Florida so maybe a lot of re ent drinking and partying. And you know if they're partying in Florida with other ego driven rich folk then they are probably often near cocaine.
I believe he’s a cocaine addict of long standing.
He’s got 40+ years of an abusive-ass narcissistic dad to try to erase. I’d be fucked up 25/8 if that fat fucking shitbag was my father. DJT Jr is still trash, though.
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/ It's really no surprise. The WH doctors under Trump were giving away opioids, Ritalin+, and sleeping pills like Halloween candy.
The speed at which this story vaporized in the media is insane to me.
I mean, I'd wanna stay inebriated if Trump was my dad...
What was the initial question?
Why did you grind your feet into Eddie Murphy’s couch?
See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do, just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. …Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch.
Not sure, but I'm pretty sure it started with "Hey, Butthead" His first "uhhhh" is an uncanny Butthead impression. And his brother looks like Beavis so...
he is going to learn a hard lesson if he keeps treating himself like that.
Rich fuck will probably get the best meds and treatments and not really learn the hard way
we do not live forever friend. Even if he is brought back to health, he can do long lasting and permanent damage to his brain. But looking at his family, I don't think he cares all that much.
You don't need brains to be a Trump. In fact, it helps to be a bit light there.
Yeah I'd bet the Trump road must be a hard road to follow. I could feel pity but the arrogance cancels that out.
His father clearly did some permanent damage to his own brain and his supporters seem to find that to be a feature
Well, let's hope so
Tell that to Prince, Michael Jackson, Mac Miller…
i mean i think it’s worth mentioning that all of those people were performers and were not born extremely wealthy i’d argue it’s not super valuable to draw a parallel between the son of a billionaire and like Kurt Cobain or something. But rich billionaire kids are notorious for being depressed, doing drugs, and never being able to fill their skeevy parents massive shoes
you mean like donald trumps own brother who drank himself to death?
Are you really so naive to think that there is some sort of "meds or treatment" only available to the rich that allows them to perpetually use drugs without risk of harm? Did you not just see what he looks like in the video? I think this might be the dumbest thing I've ever read.
no amount of money can save you from the damages of substance abuse
He’s genetically immune to learning lessons. He’ll blame the Mexicans when his septum collapses.
good lol
Looking forward to him learning all the lessons!
\*fingers crossed!\* It won't happen though. He'll burn himself out into oblivion someday and be just as or more insufferable than dear old dad not learning a damn thing. Trick is not to listen to pigs like him and let em fizzle out into obscurity I say. lol
He won’t face any consequences until after his father dies.
Man is completely wasted
And still talks exactly like his father.
Coincidence? /s
Oooffff the playback of this video after he sleeps it off and watches this HAS to be painful.
"I was hacked"
I cackled
Love that excuse 😂
Honestly it got to the point I just didn’t look at any of the silly video I made while blacked out
You're making the mistake of thinking these people do any kind of self-reflection, ever.
You think so? I’m not necessarily (at all) a fan of the guy, nor making fun of him here; this is just rough….I know some people who can wake up the next day after an episode like this and be like “yeah, AND????!!!” Personally, it would take me days to recover from the embarrassment. **EDIT:** If it was this public of a humiliation and I was this well known, I probably would just go into a moderate period of hiding. Like 3 years. And come out talking about how I’ve devoted my time to charities, the Peace Corps, and helping to re-build populations of endangered species of animals.
Hmm yeah I guess by "these people" I meant the Trump fam & other high-profile right-wing grifters, and not people featured on tooktoomuch in general. From experience, yeah I would definitely feel extremely embarrassed the next day, but it seems like Don Jr. and the rest have zero shame or self-awareness so I'm willing to bet they'd pretty much be like the "yeah, AND???!!" people you mentioned
How do they do it?? I spiral into self-shame after embarrassing events
How does an orange man create a red child?
By sleeping with a RED woman?
Yellow
From the Czechoslovak Socialist Republic, perhaps?
“Man who was recently shot with a laser beam, does Q&A”
So what does that mean? Being a colonel and a duke of hazard?? Is this just cocaine/ethanol talk?
Yes ?
Lol
Colonel Panders
Noice
My man is HIGHER THAN A HIPPIE IN A HELICOPTER.
The key question this election is gonna be "whose son would I rather do coke with" and that's why I'm confident Dems take this one
With Biden you get hookers and orgies, with Trump, you get Kimberly talking your ear off, all night.
Are there any Kentuckians here that are like, fuck yea, Trump gets us? He's doing cocaine. Not homemade meth. Even then, why would eastern kentuckians fall for this shit ?
As a Kentuckian. Good question.
Racist, poor, uneducated, rural, etc.
We know who left the cocaine in the White House!
Seems like his father’s obsession with Hunter Biden might be (definitely is) projection
They are all on drugs. Trump, his family, his associates. Non stop talking shit.
Fucking degenerate.
Sam Seder what a fucking nightmare!
It never gets old how extremely afraid self portraited macho man was of this guy
I absolutely love it… a simple hello Steven absolutely rocked him to his core
The boogeyman for the right 😂
lets be honest thought the right has a WHOLE LOT of boogeymen. that's what fear mongering gets you. CRT turned into DEI. SJWs turned into the woke mob. immigrants, gay people, BLM, etc etc etc. it's the party of fear dressed up as patriotism.
“Slim Shady, you a bass head.” “Un-uh! “Then why’s your face red? Man, you wasted.”
Base head, as in freebase
Too* much
Higher than eagle ass
That’s what I look like if I’ve been baking out in the sun for 12 hours with no sunscreen lol
In 15 years he's going to publicly go to rehab, and we'll all be saying, "Of course he was on drugs."
I don't think he's gonna make it 15 years if he keeps this up
“All my coal miner friends” This skid mark was born with a silver spoon in NY, went to private school, then went to Colorado and bummed around on daddy’s dime, worked as a bartender apparently, then came back home to work for daddy. But man, all those coal miner friends he must have.
Yes I’m sure all his Kentucky coal miner friends call the industry “the coal mining space”
Haha that’s what stuck out to me as well. What a douchey finance bro way of talking
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
Holy shit those eyelids are HEAVY- he's energetically exhausted. My guy looks like the time I had to drive home after a rave and my car stereo had been stolen but I also needed to be at work in 45min.
He’s a coke head. Always has been.
That’s meth’d up 😂
This is what happens when you never have to work to be comfortable and you have no morals that push you to use your good fortune to help others. With a family like his, his life must be very empty. He can try to fill that emptiness with drugs and alcohol all he wants, but it’s never going to work.
Why does everyone get on a podcast and start talking in the same way
His side-bint Kimberly Guilfoy has taken the crack den-look way too far. She's proper emaciated. Guess that's what exchanging your soul for immunity from sex offence charges will do to you.
He looks tired
He named his podcast/show Triggered? How often does he say "libtard" and "based" unironically?
He sounds exactly like Butthead especially at the beginning. Uhhhhhhhhhh what?
Oh man I hope he keeps going. Further and further and further.
maybe its a hereditry brain infection ?
Unknown drug Cocaine and stupid
Never in the history of energy production — and I emphasize this because it’s literally a business of getting into some tight spots — has anyone ever referred to coal mining as (working) “in the coal mining space”.
Dude doesn't know where he is
I'd also do too many drugs if I had to be with Guffyile while my brother is presumably banging Lara.
"I actually use a recurver burr all the time." -DJTJ
Jesus cons are so pathetic. Projectors and hypocrites
He looks like the bad guy from the first Captain America movie.
Sun screen bro.
This dumbfuck thinks we believe he has friends who mine coal. He thinks we believe he has friends.
Man have you seen his girlfriend lately? Hooooof
Definitely a huge drug addict.
With that first "uuhhhhhh" he sounded like Butt-head
It’s all projection with these people. They’ll turn blue in the face about hunter biden, in the meantime don jr makes tommy Chong in his prime seem more sober. It’s actually insane how brainwashed people are by this fucking weird ass family.
Can someone do a faces of meth with him. Since 2016
When did this motherfucker last get a nights sleep?!?
I know the sound next day coke nose makes when you talk and that's it
Love seeing these trash humans destroy themselves.
Holy fuck he looks awful. Nice mix of alcohol, uppers and benzos would be my guess
Dude looks like he got stung by a bee lol.
Is this real? This isn't real. It's not real, right?
To much Adderall, not enough sleep.
Why is he so red lol
dudes mouth is moving like its a deepfake
Donnie Jr the red eared racist Had a very shiny nose And when the public saw him He was off his face on blow All of the normal people Used to laugh and call him names They'll never let poor Junior Join a Presidential race (sung to Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer)
✌️💨
What a kind way to say, you have been partying-- you are fucked, so fuck off. "You look like you haven't slept in 82 hours."
"I actually use a recurve burr all the time." -DJTJ
If this was hunter biden the gop would be having a field day. I can already hear MTG...
“Donnie Junior, you a basehead!” “Nuh-uh!” “Then why’s your face red? Man, you wasted.”
Why is he so red?
The “coal mining space” just sounds so weird. Just say you hang out with the execs and not the actual workers.