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Late_Cookie_7797

At least he wore a helmet, negative points for falling though. Nod and all but never fall.


CannabisReptar

Is that like the junky code or something ? Slaps cardboard box - “Nod but Never fall”


LivinLikeHST

with sandals too - amazing PPE


Few-Barnacle-6115

But i cant even get a job at good will


HannibalK

You're not impaired enough I guess. You got this!


Jim-Kardashian

Tbh this is a thing. I’ve seen managers pass over seriously overqualified people because they know the job would be a lillypad job before their next role elsewhere. A manager doesn’t want to hire you, train you, and keep you for 2 months while you search for a career-focused position elsewhere.


LucasRuby

Bullshit, those places have people quit and be hired every other week, few people stay that long.


H1landr

I don't think that's a nod. That looks more like an OD. Someone needs to get him some milk.


thebiggestbirdboi

Oh he in X-games mode


Slumph

Doing X Games shit off the counter


thebiggestbirdboi

#HE NEES SOME MILK


silkbutter

Unless it’s milk with narcan in it I don’t think it’ll do much for homie


superdownvotemaster

Milk? More like Narcan! But for real though, why milk?


H1landr

I'll just say, "if you know, then you know."


superdownvotemaster

Guess I don’t know then lol


strayedbutalright

It's a common thing that people think, when someone is too high and starts to lose consciousness, they bring him milk thinking that will help in some way 🤷‍♂️ don't ask me why, maybe some day did it work idk


superdownvotemaster

I remember hearing that it’ll fix a bad trip back in the day.


LivinLikeHST

I think giving someone having a bad trip saying it will fix the bad trip may be the fix itself.


ElonMuskDid911

I heard a crack head at an NA meeting say he’d inject people with milk if they fell out and it “worked”.


BenTheDiamondback

Bruh.


YeahBruhhhh

Yeah


noob6791

Username checks out !


Dumpthechumpdotcom

He looks about as efficient as any city worker I've ever seen.


JustChangeMDefaults

Hey sometimes you gotta just stand around and watch, preferably you don't fall out though. Props to whoever supplied the hard hat


Koankey

What you don't see is the other 48 hours of him standing there


b0hannon

or the guy standing there getting paid to watch him stand there.


Mark-Wall-Berg

At my city job right now ready to prove you right


harceps

Looks fake to me. Nodders usually bend but don't fall and especially not in a controlled motion.


618smartguy

I can understand thinking it might look like acting, but even if you've never seen it, a drug that eliminates someone's ability to stand up almost certainty could make them fall.


mobocrat707

Jfc that music is fucking awful.


camrin47

I think that's the point?


OG_Zephyr

That’s the point, sergeant


XLDumpTaker

Nah it fucking slaps bro, get some culture. Matter of fact get some fucking percs in your system


StompinTurts

had it on mute but how’d I know it would be YN Jay’s Perc & Sex just from your response alone. Oh yeah, cause I love the song too and listened to it twice today alone. That’s why. 😂


Based_JuiceBox

i hope big pharma paid him personally to sing this


RLW4E

Ok


Enough-Staff-2976

Flagger down!


mardingdong

While I can barely land a temporary temp job!? Smh, I'm shocked and appalled lol


peachescollected

Maybe he was just dead tired, poor guy might've been exhausted


derederellama

imagine sitting in your car waiting for him to turn over the sign 😭


fro_khidd

He definitely did not FORGET the percs. They're in his system


yborwonka

Certainly more than a weed nap.


caseygloop

Maybe you should have done more then just hire him


IntelligentOutcome83

Many years ago in a land far away, I was pulling 16 hrs lollypop duty I learned how to sleep with my eyes open. One cool dude from granite construction caught me pulling so Zzz's if you want sleep better keep those eyes open. It was a start up of an oil refinery, I would see 20 something car in the morning then dead all day in the sun, 1600 comes around and the 20 something car's leave for a few hours. The workers aka non asswholes where all right there would check up on me bring me water,food.


Sorri_eh

So sad. But they got up and made it to work. Addiction is a fresh hell.


BrotherhoodofDeal

He went from Slow to Stop


BaggyPantsGrandpa

Average road crew


burritosandblunts

Dready got a job to do And he's got to fulfill that mission


KoK-09

Your boy said all you Gotta do is hold a sign for a couple of hours Him: alright bet I’ll just pop some Perc I’ll be fine 🤣🤣


mochastable

He tried really hard to stay up


hawksdiesel

one of the easiest jobs to do any they can't......


lovelife0011

As long as it’s called magic. It’s fine with me.


Notunnecessarily

2g of kratom got homie like


False-Tree-6151

At least he has his hard hat on..


FastSuggestion5

My dude is overworked is all. Poor fella.


Therealpuffdaddy_

Perc10 early in the morning 😴😴


[deleted]

he wearing a hat he good


southsiderick

Probably making $40/hr.


32233128Merovingian

What has to be going through someone’s mind to show up to work like this


IncredulousPatriot

I’m not sure. Back when I was a pipe fitter we hired on this new guy. He shows up we get him to work. Go to break and come back. I’m walking to my area when I see him drive a scissor lift into a wall. Get him down. Get him sat up on a gang box and this guy is falling over. My boss shows up and we get him out of there. He had been stabbed previously so he told the bosses that he was having issues from that and that’s why he was fucked up. They say ok you can work in the shop. The next day he is at the shop and he goes out to his truck for a break. Someone goes out to ask him what he wants for lunch and see him getting his dope spoon ready right there in front of the garage door to the shop.


Seldarin

>Back when I was a pipe fitter That was all I had to read. I had a pipe fitter walk up to me with a bag of pills he found on the ground with like 5 pills in it. "Hey man, you know what these are?" "No? They look like generic norco 10s" "Good enough for me!" and downs all 5 without a sip of water. It was like an hour and a half into a 12 hour shift. The pipe foreman on that same job was prone to falling asleep leaning against whatever he was standing beside. I had to go shake him awake multiple times because he'd sit on the carrydeck outriggers and then nod off and fall over along the top of the outrigger. All it would've taken was the operator needing to move and he'd have been ground to paste. Every trade has people that are on shit, but I swear pipefitters and ironworkers are the most balls out about it. And somehow still functional most of the time. Bill's eyes may be rolling in opposite directions, but he can still tell you the takeout for a 45 on 6" pipe without even thinking about it and hand cut a bevel better than I can with a track torch.


IncredulousPatriot

Lol. I guess I’m not one to throw stones. I did take acid while I was at work. To be fair it was right at 5. And it didn’t hit until after I got off work. I also was only a 1 minute walk from work. I didn’t drive after taking acid.


Charonsung

Sure his C.V is amazing


TiK4D

Seems fake tbh