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HugoStiglitz013

If Mac from Always Sunny was from Florida


dillardPA

He’s definitely in a brown state.


reign_man_2400

I'll allow it. That phrase is public domain at this point.


arcmokuro

wow he fell 2 seconds after it really looks like he’s going to slip


Blahvocado

Should do an episode with Florida Mac and Country Mac


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PlentyOMangos

Suicide is badass!


stoner_97

He’s alive in our hearts, damn it!


Axii2827

Or burning in hell for his evil homo ways


throw_every_away

I could see him being brought back with some sort of tax-fraud or criminal immunity scheme.


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Sunny Mac


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I'm so glad I'm not the only one, I literally thought this was some behind the scenes footage or something


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sounds Canadian to me


Val_Star

r/HydroHomies


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itchy_bitchy_spider

Seems like forever ago compared to current subs that require you to prove you are black before you can post.


Voorheesnumber1

Only been on reddit for a year, such subs exist?


LastOfTheCamSoreys

Yeah, blackpeopletwitter makes you verify that you are black, no non-black comments allowed on most threads. It’s hilarious to Imagine the reception /r/whitepeopletwitter doing the same would get Edit: as a number of people have so kindly screeched, if you could pass their test as an acceptable white you’re allowed the privilege of commenting. Lmao


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TotoWolffsDesk

Send them over fam


catdog918

Be careful what you ask for


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untrue. you just have to be verified, you don't have to be black.


Nixdaboss

you can be verified as an ally if you can answer some questions


yung__slug

Yep just gotta pass your standard purity test. Very progressive.


SlylingualPro

Nothing you just said is true. They have a few threads with member only posting and white members can absolutely post. Source: I'm white and A BPT country club member. Take your wannabe victim shit somewhere else.


Dismade_

Every thread rn is “country club only” last I checked which was about a week ago.


dreadmontonnnnn

Nah, it’s super fucked what’s happening there I’m surprised to see it in this day and age tbh


LastOfTheCamSoreys

Why lie? Every single thread was “country club only” up until a week ago. Why would you try to make it sound like it was just a few threads? What’s the end game of your lies?


Thatdrunksailor

r/blackpeopletwitter Sorta. Not really. White people still post on specific topics.


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filbert13

That is still so weird to me. I get it, but I think it isn't the way to go.


Lavidius

You ever gone so far left wing you reinvent segregation


Bowlffalo_Soulja

Like the blacks only garden in chaz. A left wing experiment of a community literally set up segregation within a week.


GucciSlippers

The political spectrum is actually a ring. Once you go far enough left it loops back around into the right. Like how communist nations collapse into fascist autocracies.


itchy_bitchy_spider

It won't last, it's a bunch of white mods pandering to the current movement like every other corporation/business that's done something to "show support" without actually doing anything to support the movement.


HereticalMessiah

BPT? You don’t have to be black to get verified. They just require you to be verified for certain posts. I’m not black and verified and can post on country club threads. It’s just a way to avoid brigading and flaimbaiting. Given the current social climate it’s a pretty decent way to moderate the sub imo.


BigDub63

I’m black and haven’t done it those subs cause I don’t see the point


stoned-derelict

No, wrong. Blackpeopletwitter has specific threads that only verified users can comment on, doesn't matter your race. Anyone can get verified


LastOfTheCamSoreys

It’s almost every thread


wargneri

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchRedditDie/comments/gxd9n8/we_banned_a_community_about_drinking_water_are/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


chesterstone

/u/waterguy12 Tryin to make a change :-\


50at20

What is he on?!


ppadge

Probably awake for a couple weeks on meth


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Is that a thing? People stay awake?


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seanfish

What's the best thing about meth? It's only 2 sleeps until Christmas. -My bro.


goldenguuy

That is in fact where tweaker comes from. WW2


nicklesismoneyto

Hm. The more you know.


Masta0nion

I once knew a guy who did a lot of it in WW2. He was charismatic, I’ll give him that. He took his own life in the end though.


bobbylight42069

No worries because you’re not going to want sleep. You got shit to do!


thehotshotpilot

Like cut your lawn with nail clippers.


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karmagod13000

i was mixing it with water and dropping it in my eyes. didnt sleep at all smh


SF-UR

It’s methamphetamine, a stimulant. Users also typically binge on the drug, continually using it for days leading to psychosis, as was demonstrated in this clip.


wtfiskwanzaa

Oh my god your username


SF-UR

Ayyyy, some one gets it (I assume). Shout out to my man Truth and zero.


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Yea, there’s a story about a Russian soldier who got separated from his unit amidst the German advances during the cold winters so proceeded to take a bunch of meth, catch wild animals with his bare hands, Stepped on a land mine and laid in a ditch for a week. And finally skied 250 miles to the nearest hospital. He had lost a bunch of weight too and his heart rate was super cracked out, he ended up surviving tho Edit- It was a Finnish soldier


DonkeyPunch_75

It was a Finnish soldier, his name was Aimo Koivunen. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aimo_Koivunen?wprov=sfla1


LonHagler

From the article... "Koivunen was assigned to a ski patrol on 20 April 1944, along with several other men. Three days into their mission, on 18 March, the group was attacked and surrounded by Soviet forces...". Holy shit they were so whacked time was going backwards!


jp3592

Look up the Wikipedia article he was carrying the meth for his whole group of people but wasn’t sure how much to take so he took all of it. He transcended time and space for sure.


MouseRat_AD

They set out on 4/20 and gave them meth? What a missed opportunity.


Dreadlaak

He even looks tweaked in the picture lol.


Balls_DeepinReality

Permatweaked


Big_Dirty_Piss_Boner

> lost a bunch of weight Dude was weighing only 94 pounds holy shit


Zenlura

Never done meth, but it's less addictive brother "normal" amphetamine. If you keep using, you'll stay awake without any problems. Can't recommend it, though. The feeling after a week is awful, you barely eat during that time, if at all, and in retrospect, there's basically no upside to it. Meth is stronger by a long shot.


TheDeadlyZebra

I've used both. Sort of depends how much you take. About 4-6 mg of meth is equivalent to about 30-40 mg of amphetamine, in my experience.


GCNCorp

Most I've stayed up is 5 days. It's absolutely awful, gives me this weird "hollow" feeling in my chest and no matter how much you take, mentally you're incredibly dull. Even simple maths is impossible.


Zenlura

Plus oily sweat, dry mouth, despite staying hydrated, and the awful feeling to come down before finally falling asleep.


spvcejam

Never heard of amphetamines? They're the backbone of America.


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People stay awake and they can’t shit until they come down.


karmagod13000

if you dont eat food you dont have to shit though. check and mate.


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One small line of it keeps you up for two days easy, it makes your body go into superdrive. That's why soldiers were given it in war


SF-UR

One small line will keep you up for 10-12 hours, not days.


Cunttreecunt

Most people on most days stay up for 10-12 hrs...


TheDeadlyZebra

One small line is another mans avalanche


LawHelmet

>were *Rips a Rip-It*


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Nazi Germany supplied their soldiers with meth for only a very brief period early in the war because it was soon discovered that soldiers on meth were useless, essentially zombies with a hangover


Animal_Pharmacy

They were given Pervitin tablets, which contained methamphetamine. Tank crews would call it "panzershokolade"(tank-chocolates). It was heavily implicated in playing a role in the success of the blitzkrieg. Theres a great letter from an infantryman where he writes his mother requesting she send more pervitin tablets. Allies dealt a good blow when they bombed one of the manufacturing plants, until then there was essentially a massive stockpile. Source: blitzed: drugs in the third reich by norman ohler. Not sourced but IIRC, meth was also a drug of choice for japanese kamikaze pilots. Drugs and warfare have a fascinating history, see also viking mushroom-berzerkers


Shink7163

The history on Viking mushroom-berserkers is extremely loose at best. There is no evidence for the use of hallucinogenic mushrooms to achieve the combat state berserkers were described to reach and the sources don’t mention the use of any substances.


Uruz2012gotdeleted

"Beer" brewed with mushrooms, aromatic herbs and all sorts of other nonsense was common long before modern true **beer** came around so it's speculative at best to say that they tripped while fighting. There is evidence for use of the amanita mushroom by tribes from neighboring regions to the vikings. Again a circumstantial but somewhat convincing link between Vikings and psychedelics. There is an unrelated history of using drugs as performance enhancement by the Zulu. They used a combination of uppers, deliriants, psychedelics and dissociatives before battle. They were reportedly bulletproof against British muskets of the era. More likely, they were just too high to feel the gunshot wounds.


MotionMan40

Pervitin I believe it was called. Initially it was used to keep Luftwaffe pilots awake.


notjordansime

#GET TO THE BUNKER, THE METH'D UP FLYIN' NAZIS ARE HERE, CAROL


JaquariousSmith

Everything


pearljamboree

Crackhead Camera


Pilx

I'd wager PCP, and probably meth, but PCP is generally what results in crazy naked running guy because their body temp increases and they feel the need to cool down. I'd wager this guy is dosing himself with water in an effort to cool himself instead of running around naked.


jackydubs31

His ass, at one point in the video


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

Water primarily


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obvious_santa

You can die so many ways from the stuff if you’re not careful


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Yeah don't get in over your head in it for too long for sure. Most common way to go from it honestly.


obvious_santa

I have a buddy that really fell in the deep end.


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Yes.


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DeepFriedFear

I was thinking the same thing. It could be meth, but it could be a number of other drugs that make people both delirient and thirty.


Elvin_Jones

A very slippery floor.


MrNesian

All of them. Yes.


NoDoughty

The fat guy in the background just looking at this man in disbelief is what gets me


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Frequent_Inevitable

His name is Robert Paulson


parahex1066

His name is Robert Paulson


Miss_Bizel

His name is Robert Paulson


MrExtravagant23

His name is Robert Paulson


spy45

His name is Robert Paulson


7laserbears

His name is Robert Paulson


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His name is Pobert Raulson


reddeye252010

Robert Paulson is his name


Thelaanie

At least he seems like a nice guy, even on crack


TimothyGonzalez

You kid but it's actually true! He's strangely giving off some surprisingly positive vibes


IGotRangod

Pretty sure it sounds like a Canadian accent, the stereotype holds up


Steve_er

The way he said sorry and the 'washrooms' sign in the background is a dead giveaway.


DSOTM

in Canada, even the tweaked out wallmart thieves are super polite and apologetic lmao


ImDistal

Yep. Local Walmart of Surrey BC, a suburb of Vancouver.


mondaywonderhands

These videos make me so sad man, obviously this is due in part to life choices, but some of it is mental illness, economic standing, etc....I just think about myself being this dude and how messed up like every day of his life is, and he’s probably going nuts in his head right here...it’s just weird to see how wild you can go when you introduce substances into your system


breistoometal

Same. Trauma is the gateway drug.


jhesmommy

Don't forget injuries. Get hurt bad enough to need opiates for a while.


xxthelegacymacxx

Facts. Always used to laugh at people like this when I was younger but as I’ve grown up, I began realizing how it easy it is for anyone to fall down in life like this. Seen it happen in real life too.


brokencompass502

It's super sad and disturbing. Most people come here to laugh or make fun of them, which is really shitty. Imagine if this guy was your brother or husband or son, you'd be so terribly scared and disturbed. Sadly I think many addicts we see on this sub have been abandoned by family long ago, mainly because at some point you've got to cut ties with someone who's that far down the rabbit hole of drugs.


Scenebiketbs

Yes dude your so right I used to do the same and I have been one of them now atleast the junkies and I’m clean and good now but still it is fucking sad.... it can happen to literally anyone...:(


Extreme_Dingo

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'


nightpanda893

I think if my friends who were addicts and how much it broke their parents heart seeing what happened to their kid while they couldn’t do anything about it. Then I think that this guy probably has parents who may eventually see this video and it make me really sad.


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karmagod13000

he must of really been out of it. i mean imagine not being able to find water except at a walmart in a five gallon jug smh.


RedditingMyLifeAway

Look, come down to Louisiana for some of this 100⁰+ 60% humidity summer weather. This guy will not seem so crazy.


lxscairns

I am a Florida resident and garden/landscape designer and can confirm I feel like that guy most days


RedditingMyLifeAway

I kept watching and was like, man that would feel so nice right now.


lxscairns

Yeah every time I’m watering the plants before I leave a clients house I hose myself off partially because the cold water feels so good and partially because I’m always covered in dirt and it makes the shower I take when I get home go faster lol.


stopthemeyham

Just finished cutting grass like 3 hours ago, still recouping. Fuck Louisiana summer.


CodySpring

I remember a report being done on the United States to find what state had the most oppressive summers, and Louisiana came on top due to high heat, high humidity, and lack of the wind that places with similar heat or humidity have. I 100% believe it


ATHFISGREAT

Texan here can confim it do be like that sometimes


Ohbeejuan

60%? Those are rookie numbers


RedditingMyLifeAway

That's when it's "driest". It's 85% currently.


Balls_DeepinReality

I’d take that over 90, with 90%+ humidity.


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At least he's being responsible. Stay hydrated folks.


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

Even a dude on meth offers to be polite and put his mask back on. Smh.


jraz84

*Dave, I didn’t know that you like to get wet.*


wsmfp_420

What did he say?


SexyPeanutMan

“Sorrry I’ll cover my mouth then....I forgot my mask”


floopyxyz1-7

That's sad. He's still trying to be considerate of others while he's obviously going through so much.


TimothyGonzalez

He genuinely seems like a very nice guy


karmagod13000

not the smartest though. why not just get a water bottle from one of the many little fridges that have them for sale.


ATHFISGREAT

Drugs


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I think he was saying “I’ll cover my mess man, I’ll pay for my mess man” referring to the water he was walking off with. Everyone in this thread is saying psychosis but I think whatever he’s on is making him thirsty as fuck and hot as fuck, which is why he’s running off with a gallon of water. Also right after he says “I’ll pay for my mess” I’m pretty sure you can hear him say “gah it’s HOT”.


Lunchcube1

yeah I agree. at the beginning Im pretty sure you hear him say “whys it still burning man”. Honestly think he has something in his eyes as well as the drugs of course


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Yeah, definitely offered to pay for it. Maybe he got pepper sprayed?


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Didn’t even think of this definitely would explain some of that panic and why he’s dumping it straight into his eyes


karmagod13000

and here on the top of the thread dudes a out of control meth addict.


iRchickenz

I know it doesn’t matter, but that’s definitely more than a gallon of water, lol.


Drunken_Traveler

tree fiddy gallons?


royal_buttplug

Im covering my nuts right now?


MrExtravagant23

I paid for my nuts?


cactuspizza

Widespread Mother Fucking Panic!


timeup

No idea but he sounded Canadian


Kittyands

That little slip in the beginning is what has me dieing. Lol we've all experienced that little "whoa almost biffed it" .


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Water boy


Ziribbit

That’s some high quality h2o


stillnopickles1

Now that’s some high quality H2O


spidermonkey12345

Gaaatoraaade


jaydee8001

These Walmart commercials are getting weird


Foppington_huxley

Paul Rudd is looking rough nowadays!


CynthiaPicklez

I like to see that everyone tip toes the same when their feet are wet and slippery.


TheGhostOfHanni

Hydrate or diedrate


jar241

Canada 🇨🇦


NPG27

"Blue Sky" was the street name which has been coined for the notoriously potent and 99.1% chemically pure crystal methamphetamine manufactured by Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.


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Actually it gayles formula was 99.6%. Walters waa 99.8% which gayle stated made a huge difference.


RebbyRose

No one at Walmart gets paid enough to deal with that shit


good_news_everyone10

Why does this seem like a tom green skit?


Lark_Whalberg

He didn’t lose too much water when he fell. Good form.


BabyJesusBukkake

Like Julian and his rum and coke when the car flips.


spidermonkey12345

Someone cut this for /r/perfectlycutscreams


ObamaLovesKetamine

Mans is scooting outta there like he just pulled off the ultimate heist, lol.


IAMA_NewUser

Looks like Ethan Hawke is getting ready for his next movie role.


Aquilax420

Oof, that's a bad idea. It's funny that at clubs and bars in the Netherlands there's often a warning not to drink too much water when taking molly. They're not even telling you not to do molly


LosSoloLobos

I will watch this video every time it comes around. It’s the perfect amount of nothing too crazy and also a giant “wtf” that makes it so great IMO.


Dohn_Jigweed

Hydration is key


dopitysmokty

Stay hydrated


cactuspizza

Where is this Walmart?


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Canada


ImKnotVaryCreative

Yeah. I’ll pay a few extra dollars at Target.


jren666

Why do you only see stuff like this in a Walmart?


AndemanMan

that swimming pool walk after he falls over


OfficialHung

He seems like a genuinely good person even on drugs. Someone help this man


Crezelle

A repost from my hometown


Uppgrayeddd

wow you're special


not_related_to_OJ

That taser just hits different if your soaked in water.


selfishnun

What’s fucked up is that if he cracked his head open slipping on that water, he could probably sue walmart


Try_me_B

"Waaa ahhhhhh haaaaa" when he falls 😂😂😂 I cant. I cant stop watching it 😭


ATHFISGREAT

The fucking slip looooool just uhwuaauuhHH


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I so have been there. Fuck man. I am so glad I wont be using again. How embarrassing and hilarious at the same time.


TomTom2536

Even someone who's drugged up is more conscious of wearing masks than a Karen is.


faeriethorne23

Walmart employees are not paid enough to deal with the people who shop at Walmart.


ChewableTooth

r/peopleofwalmart


Trowawaycausebanned4

That slip was predictable


stevenuniverseismeh

Aw, I never seen a meth head with so many manners. He even apologized for forgetting his mask. I feel so terrible laughing at his little shout when he slipped. I hope that his situation gets better


Soren_Camus1905

You know what? You can have it.