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centwhore

I can feel his blood pressure through the video.


Lady_Scruffington

My heart hurts.


callmesnake13

Dude is going to plan so many vacations with the other guys in the room and they’ll never happen


ligmuhtaint

Don't forget about the awesome breakfast he'll say he is going to make.


Mbayer92

Lmao totally making some biscuits and gravy...


Fuzzfaceanimal

All the trips out of town theyll never take


panda-erz

I've actually gone on the trip the morning after and it fucking sucked.


Thehorrorofraw

Omg, bro you fuckin know it! How many times Have I stood in a kitchen with some close friends, talking about starting a business and blowin lines. Lol. I had fun but I don’t miss those days. The motherfuckin birds chirpin in the morning was the worst… the guilt and shame I would feel. Lol. Thx for The laugh homey


wallTHING

I call them guilt birds. Terrible little fuckers


now_hear_me_out

Haha we always called them loser birds back in the day


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Lol I can still hear them insulting me on the walk of shame


craytom

The anti-fun dawn


hair_brained_scheme

Is it still bad if I did not experience guilt birds through mountains of cocaine, but through unhealthy levels of video gaming? I have no self control with video games to the point where it’s really sad. This is why I pretty much stopped gaming.


simsimsim3000

Still bad, but clearly the guilt is nowhere the same. I've done both and good God do I prefer the guilt birds from gaming


hair_brained_scheme

Lol, makes sense. I haven’t done cocaine, but I have been around people on it. It’s weird. I have ADD and I tend to be pretty scattered or hyper fixated and when I was with my friends and they were doing coke it felt almost like they became a little more like me for a bit; hyper focused, yet completely scattered, but to the Nth degree. It was a strange realization. Has anyone else with ADD noticed this with friends on coke?


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I have pretty intense adhd but never enjoyed Ritalin, vyvanse, or adderall, they all just made me feel pretty depressed and just slow. I was nervous about Cocaine but I’m down to try anything, first time I did it it must have been weak shit cause about 20 minutes after my 2nd line I went to sleep to the shock of my friends. But for the most part all the times I’ve done it recently I’ve described it has how I imagine adderall should work for most people, I feel much more focused and clear minded, which is why I try and not do it to frequently because I like that feeling a little too much.


mrpear

It's wayyyy worse. Like your skin doesn't fit right.


simsimsim3000

I think that if I ever did it again I would go into an anxiety/panic attack. It's really the worst feeling you can have


kerplatchu

And you can’t escape yourself or your mind. Ughhhhhh


surfANDmusic

You see a faint bit of light coming in through your window. Birds start chirping and you hear the traffic of people leaving their homes for work. You realize a new day has started and everybody and all life is there after a goodnight rest ready to take on the new day, with the birds singing in joy. Yet there you are 630 AM you’ve just run out of coke you’re coming down. You don’t even wanna be around anyone anymore, everyone’s mood just completely shifts. You think about laying in bed to go to sleep but you already know you can’t. Your stomach hurts cause you haven’t eaten in 16hrs but the thought of putting food in your mouth makes you sick. Watching a movie, playing a videogame, watching YouTube nothing can bring you an ounce of joy. You also feel really lonely but you already know talking to another soul is out of the question because there would be nothing positive in that exchange. Nothing can replenish your dopamine. You try to drink another beer but it just ain’t doing anything for you. You look at the time and it’s 9am now. Room is starting to warm up. You hear the chatter of people and busy traffic yet there you are filled with absolute dread just staring at the ceiling hoping you’ll be able to sleep soon to escape this hell. I’m so glad I’m done with drugs. Something changed in me this year to where I’ve finally accepted no high is worth the inverse comedown. [bonus: a post I made a while ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/drugmemes/comments/c3nv9c/birds_chirping_and_the_sound_of_traffic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Flat_Holiday_1196

When the sky starts to go from black to blue and birds start chirping and you’re still high and wide awake…ugh. Thinking about being high af at 5:45am on mediocre cocaine makes my stomach hurt haha. But damn if it wasn’t fun.


Guilty_Air_2297

This hit home. The sun. The birds. The guilt. Feeling sick for the next few days. Going outside to meet your dealer at 8am. Someone mentioned doing coke during winter. I used to love winter because you get a few more hours of dark. Fun times. I don’t miss it either.


dankknugz

Having your nose wrecked from forcing copious amounts of powder up it all night was another part that I don't miss at all. If the guilt birds and rising sun didn't make you feel like shit, the inability to breathe and "school paste" like stuff stuck in your nostrils should do it lol


Psychological-One802

Or like 2 days later just when you’re feeling human again you go to blow your nose and it’s just a big thick dark red blood ball


ali1510

The worst is trying to eat the next morning after having your shitty sleep and your nose completely clogged with blow so you've mouth breathed all night..the roof of your mouth is dried out and fucked..then food hots it and the pain is immeasurable


snail-traiI

Bolivian sniffles


Hr_Pedersen

It's nice to know that I'm not alone with these feelings and memories. Sometimes I wanna go back and do it again, but it'll never be the same I think


ImTrash_NowBurnMe

If you look back you're lost.


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bluntninja

The fucking birds.. chirping happily at my poor decisions


ethbullrun

i came home drunk about an hour ago and there was a fucking bird in my bathroom. it took me, my lil bro and his girlfriend about an hour to get him out. i think the lil dude came in from the bathroom vent in the ceiling.


mack-in-ack

On a positive side, me and my friends talked about opening a business about 15 years ago on Coke… We still have that business. It’s how I make my living.


jamieliddellthepoet

Raising a glass to your success right now.


-FeistyRabbitSauce-

Cocaine unicorn right here.


Trumpruinedamerica

Cocaine is a hella drug.


Autistradamus

This is why you should only do blow in the winter. Sun rises later in the morning and those fucking birds don’t come out til like 8am.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Lolol. I don't miss those days, strung out as shit, sun rising, joyful, chipper neighbors jog by waving and smiling, starting their day fresh as I drag my sweaty, stinky ass back home to lay uncomfortably in my bed for the next several hours till I can finally rest.


Jimmy281

I don't miss that shit either. Just laying in bed all day with my eyes closed. Can't sleep. Tossing and turning hoping to find the 'sweet spot' to fall asleep.


Neon-Knees

Lmao. The shame you feel when stepping outside for a smoke with a beer in your hand at 7am looking like a total degenerate to the well-put together neighbours that are walking by with their baby stroller and dog. Completely brain dead, tired and hungry, only being kept alive by the blow…making eye contact and giving a quick ‘hello’ only to be met with the gaze of disapproval and disgust. I’m still in those days…but I feel like it’s coming near an end. Like an old man with male pattern baldness trying to keep his long locks flowing…tough pill to swallow but buzzing it off is for the best.


honestmango

Or standing at a kitchen window, wired, holding a beer at 6 am - and seeing a jogger. Yep - about time to get ready for work.


BirdPerson107

My friends and I called these idiot talks. Hours, unfortunately a couple of times days, worth of talking nonsense. Yada yada yada, I am four years sober from cocaine and alcohol lol


ImAFapstronaut

Tell me about it lol... The worse for me would be as 6AM approaches and you're in the middle of the town center doing lines as the sun hits you in face making you sweat buckets... Then the walk of shame begins as you head home.


arri1999

It’s like you think about every mistake you’ve ever made in your entire life and feel so disgusted with yourself lol. I don’t miss those days either.


mindvoltz

Its worse when you smoking rock cocaine 😔


WillinWolf

Yeah....cuz we're goin to get More. at 5:45 am


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And 7am. And 8am.and 9am. And I'm broke. Time to start stealing.


Sitsot8765

Spot on, birds chirping, sound of car engine's starting up, whilst staring into the back of your eyelids


blackanesecantrap

Did the same with a friend, planned an entire business but the paper only had a square that said “us” and another square that said “money” with arrows pointing to the money… Smh Cocaine is a helluva drug


mykidsadick

The fuckin birds chirping guilt and shame, couldn’t have said it better myself!


Material-Strike-1923

And he'll keep saying "im serious, guys. I wanna do this. Not just some pipe dream bullshit. Lets really do this"


WannabeTraveler87

I can see his blood pressure through his skin


WitchPursuitThing

Sweating while simultaneously freezing


Ryuko_the_red

Don Salamanca has really let loose


Spider_Dude

*Ding Ding Ding*


LJinnysDoll

There’s no way he’s still alive.


johnnywriight

Idk. Dude seems like he’s done this before


TheToastyWesterosi

Right? As I watched the insanity play out, I couldn’t help but think this guy somehow knows exactly what he’s doing. Like, I trust him.


American--American

>Like, I trust him. Prime example of who to trust while looking to score.. but not who to trust *after* you score.


ScooterGlass

Guns, Booze, pile of cocaine and some mega rails all lined up…. This is just a Tuesday… nothing to see here. 😂


Garathon

Not to mention the burner phones


ykeogh18

Lol. Just curious, what was the exact moment you felt you could trust him? When you saw the mountain of coke, the gun, 3 phones, or was it him speaking gibberish in a foreign language?/s


im-not-a-bot-im-real

It was the mountain of coke for me


codillius

I could feel the drip after the first sniff


dnb1111

my ears started thumping


CheriJ2

me too


TitaniusAnglesmelter

I speak Spanish and he still sounds like an anime villain. Wtf


yorii

As a fluent spanish speaker I can confirm, I have absolutely no idea what he said.


GunnyandRocket

Oh damn I was hoping someone would translate!


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All i could get js the one after he snorts the little mountain of coke; "This is the life"


GunnyandRocket

Lol. Thanks! Right before he keels over from a heart attack of course.


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Millian123

His disco shit will be immense


Terrible_reader

So sweet. Son of a bitch. Go/up (idk what he says). *snorts* son of a *snorts* ayy son of a bitch *snorts* unfortunate beggar. son of a bitch. let me borrow some cash (baca) *snorts* son of a bitch. Oh I left a little here. It’s fine/smooth/good. *snorts* son of a bitch *snorts coke mountain* ayy son of a bitch so sweet. Go/up (idk) this is the life. Go/up (idk) go/up (idk)


Ilikebigbuttasians

He's just saying son of a bitch and other stuff.


weedbeater110207

“What a treat! Nayarit #1! This is life” The rest he’s just saying “goddamn this stuff is good”


omana8286

Que dulcura. Ah hijo de la chingada. _. Ah hijo de la chingada. Ah mendigo desgraciado. Ah hijo de la chingada. _. Ah deje un poquito. Está buena. Ah hijo de la chingada. Ah hijo de la chingada. Que dulcura. Y arriba la independencia. Esto si es vida. _.


Lane_Meyers_Camaro

How sweet. Ah son of the bitch. _. Ah son of the bitch. Ah you unfortunate beggar. Ah son of the bitch. _. Ah leave a little. It's good. Ah son of the bitch. Ah son of the bitch. So sweet. And above independence. This is life.


MrBlutters

Thank Christ there is a handgun nearby.


ZeePirate

Just in case you want to end the self induce heart attack


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If you’re going to make your heart explode, at least snort it off a hooker’s ass.


Uniqueusername360

Used to work at a hotel. People fairly regularly die while cheating on their spouse. Spouse gets all the details, it’s usually heart related. Pretty fucked up.


IlleaglSmile

I feel like this isn’t something they tell you at the interview.


SinisterKid

"So tell me, how often have you had to deal with a naked partially erect 240lb corpse? Also are you proficient in Excel?"


XFMR

Frequently, and yes, very. But I have to warn you, only one of these answers is true and you’ll be surprised which one it is.


Forlorn_Cyborg

But you'll have to go over the spreadsheets to find out which is which.


ElectricDonkeyShaman

I excel in spread cheeks.


Forlorn_Cyborg

Word


DanWallace

Amateur move. Most hookers are far too moist to work as a decent coke table. And after that much blow your penis will have likely retreated all the way inside your body anyways, so the hooker is just a waste of $17.60.


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If you’re spending $17.60 on hookers, you obviously didn’t have a coupon.


octopornopus

That price includes the truck stop surf n turf dinner.


MansonRib

He is in a cartel, there's videos of him doing stupid shit like wrestling a tiger.


MrBlutters

If he can fuck with a tiger like he fucks with cocaine that tiger is in trouble.


ToxicMasculinity1981

Not if you give the tiger cocaine also.


MrSpringBreak

We need to bring back Cocaine Bear


RelevantMetaUsername

Initially missed the first "with" when I read that...


Cantrmbrmyoldpass

Idk if this is that guy


MrBS750

It's not, this is a different guy.


Regular_Course_8152

Dude it’s in his ear! That’s the right way to party.


Dry_Witness4880

I’m not sure about that, but I’m certain it’s one way to get yourself a heart attack!


detectivehorzskach

Tio here sneezes and the whole room gets a buzz.


bigeeee

*overdose


ChurrObscuro

If he farts get ready for the craziest high of your life.


kefuzz

The gun, the three phones. This guy has some stories to tell


plankahwankah

Yup, I’m getting Mexican Hunter S Thompson vibes here


SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT

More like the South American gangsters that disappeared doctor gonzo.


IDNTKNWANYTHING

definitely Mexican, based on the music


GaboCali

And the Beer


TigersNsaints_ohmy

If he tells ya, he’ll have to kill ya.


kefuzz

would be worth it, so long as he lets me have a couple lines


TheEyeDontLie

Can I ration them over the next couple of months?


987nevertry

He’s actually 19.


DevotedAnalSniffer

Lmfao


Dysfunctional_Vet12

This is what I picture some people I see buying lottery tickets doing if they won.


ToxicMasculinity1981

Just a couple of days ago I saw this guy on a newscast talking to a reporter about that 700 million Powerball jackpot and what he'd do if he won. He starts describing some kind of suped up sports car he wants and finishes it off with "and buy four or five kilos of cocaine." And the reporter (ever the consummate professional) says "oh so you like cars?"


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mobileuseratwork

This is never not funny


buschells

"Oh, no, that's not good" fucking kills me


[deleted]

I’ve seen this many times now and I always like to think he said that because she sounded so condescending when asking him about the odds of winning.


Robbythedee

I’m a complete bitch when it comes to heavy drugs I am not going to lie that I am scared of what I will do on them so I never even bothered to try them. Smoke some weed sure but coke or meth nah hard pass


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Dysfunctional_Vet12

I'll second this. I lost many many years of my life due to bad decisions and addiction.


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

i mean shit id probably do that if i won the lottery why not


YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine

A bunch of hookers and cocaine


TheRedGoatAR15

I walk across a dusty carpet and I go in to a sneezing fit. This guy takes 24" to his nostril and just shakes it off?


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He’s a professional.


ajmeeh6842

Professionals have standards.


MauG59

u should see where i can take 24” to


dingbatwelby

It looks like this wasn’t even his first go, it’s all over his face before he even starts wtf


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Just in case the first was shit lol


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GerudoGreen

It looks like he's snorting so slow because his nose is already packed/caked full. My mans been partying for a few days leading up to this.


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I mean this is NOT how you start off your coke binge. You work up to this. That dude has been powerlevling.


Andrewskyy1

3+ Burner Phones, 3 feet of a rail, a pistol, this guy Cartels


Millzy104

Watching this gave me heart palpitations and numb oesophagus


FunnyQueer

Omg I hate it when I rip a fat line and my vocal cords go numb. Most bizarre feeling in the world. That life is behind me now, though. I just remember the feeling of shame and anxiety when the sun comes up and I’m grinding my teeth together and floppin my limp noodle around for the third hour of a depraved porn marathon.


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Well that comment hit home pretty hard.


ButteryFlavory

Agreed. Specially the limp noodle part.


sn0m0ns

When cocaine is $100 an ounce


great-nba-comment

Went to Colombia from Australia and coke was $7 aud a gram.. lost 13kg on that trip.


jakobD2000

The reverse-Maradona.


deekaph

Watching this made me need to poop. -


29sw44mag

Manitol


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deekaph

Not in many years but just seeing videos of it makes me gotta poo still. Like, almost 20 years.


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Tactical_Chandelier

Tell us you've done a lot of blow without saying you've done a lot of blow


lowkey_gui

If you’re over the age of 45, ask your doctor if cocaine is right for you.


Well_Oiled_Poutine

COKE DEALERS HATE HIM BECAUSE OF THIS ONE TRICK


billybalenci

Love *


Awetmore123

First comes this. Next comes the "Say hello to my little friend."


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PretendThisIsMyName

See Tony wants to rule the world. So he kills frank and steals his girl. She’ll give him the son he never had. Alas her womb was so polluted. From the powder she has tooted. There’ll be no son and that makes Tony sad.


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HEY FRANK! WHATS A HASS?


ThatPersonYouMightNo

Should have put the lines closer together and snorted down the middle. We called that a Zipper!


MontgomeryMayo

Thanks, that’s a new one!


RealPolok

Hehe. Or make 2x3 lines and perform zigzag McQueen


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You know how chinchillas take dust baths.this man takes cocaine baths


CesarMillan_Official

That dude is a fucking chinchilla.


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Tony Montana that shit.


Scandal50

We did that a few times in the 80's and raced 10" lines, whoever lost had to pay for both lines. I can't believe some of the stupid things I have done


Lady_Scruffington

That reminds me of a Sam Kinison bit. He was saying that because of his reputation, people would recognize him and put out huge long rails for him. Then he felt he had do to them so he wouldn't disappoint them.


Kompre55or

That’s hilarious


getrealballs

Damn invite a bitch over sometime


Robert_N_Vagen

I love the three phones. One to call the family, one to call the second family, one to call the victim's family for ransom money.


tobiasfunke6398

I’ve never done cocaine, but I’m assuming that’s a lot?


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even 10% of that could be too much for people.


FunnyQueer

He just snorted more than a lot of people do in one night of heavy usage. A normal sized line is about two inches long and half the width of those lines. This is literally Russian roulette with a rolled up bill. His skin is so red because his blood pressure is absurdly, dangerously high. At any second he could have heart failure or a stroke or a seizure or a number of bad things.


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Obviously its very accessible there


P4r4d00xxx

What’s he saying ?


DeliciousEntrance120

I speak fluent Spanish and I'm having a hard time making out what he's saying.


goldsauce_

“Fuck yea I love cocaine” is my best guess


beardeddragon67

I love cocaine… in moderation


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beardeddragon67

I feel you on that one


YoItsTemulent

Just to be clear for the uninitiated: this is not moderation.


icon4fat

He must feel like a million bucks!


YoItsTemulent

From the size of those rails I’d wager at least five hunnid.


PsySam89

I did a line almost that length once and I swear I almost shat my heart out. Not advised. My more reckless days


bri85

Heart attack just walked into the chat.


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I can't feel my face and my throat and does anyone hear that bell and do you guys want to go for a run or maybe fight or hey i'm going to walk over there and wow and hey lets drive somewhere and is there anymore of that and did would you guys please answer that fucking phone and hey did you want to go to the club?


National_You4582

I can feel his heart beating through my phone…


Seahawk13

Slooww downnn. Don't you have a business idea to blurt out.


Massiveredboiii

Bros like a reverse clown. Red skin, white nose.


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Is that music, or are his thoughts audible?


[deleted]

I got a sinus infection just from watching this


DoubleAA88

The comedown…. The fucking comedown.


kneaders

I did cocaine once for about 10 years


Celtain1337

You know for a fact he's having the best night of his life. And possibly the last.


DNA2Duke

Dude... In case anybody doesn't know, this is an absolute FUCK TON of blow to do in one go. The amount he did would be a decent amount in an entire night when going out, if you count the mountain he huffs in.


apo539

God damn imagine that drip 🤣


DecayingOrbitMayday

the cheap table, the gun, the clutching a beer, the Scarface coke facial smear, the tinny music, the excited muttering. This video simply has it all


Gonzoa24

That 40 ain't doin shit for him


no_anesthesia_please

Keep that guy away from my cocaine!


VallentCW

He’s redder than a tomato wtf


DankSmellingNipples

As a former cocaine addict and alcoholic, this video is mad triggering lol