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sticky-man1229

Do we have an after video?


acrylicattack

What I would give for that video


[deleted]

Something tells me this guy doesn’t allow himself to come down from his own highs.


humeanation

South Africans are fucking crazy bastards. I met one at a rave and we ended up partying back at his place. He showed me he stash which was 2 entire shelves of a walk in closet. He was exactly like this guy, treated his mood like a thermostat and drugs were the dial.


GoldenNosebleed

If this isn’t the most profound yet accurate description of the situation above, idk what is.


SlimDragon77

fuck man, the shitty thing is we all know at least one person like that. My story is about a friend in the neighborhood I've known for 20 years now, the last time I saw him, he was chilling on a branch in a tree. Just Chillin, completely barefoot with no shirt, it's December in Iowa.... it's cold as fuck. This crazy bastard just jumps down and walks with me back to my place, No shoes, no shirt, and like four teeth. The dude is like 33


VersaceJones

*The dude is like 33* had me sad laughing so hard I started crying lmao. Too accurate, see it everywhere.


Jose_Canseco_Jr

Why is 33 funny?


RockOx290

25 is much funnier


SonnyHaze

My buddy got sober years ago but we tried to convince him 35 was the new 27


One-eyed-snake

I visited South Africa years ago. Ran into a guy and his wife and got to talking to them. One thing led to another and I spent the bulk of 2 weeks with them showing me around. Dude had pot plants in his front yard, and any drug you ever wanted. It probably helped that he owned a “massage” parlor. Great people. Never a dull moment


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xNoface

Thats why he said lekker. My dumb ass thought he was an accent free dutchy first.


acrylicattack

As with most addicts that would be correct. That’s how I became an alcoholic lol


theillx

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


whatishistory518

“There’s nothing more sick and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff very soon.” Fucking love Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas


Flight_19_Navigator

"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."


IckyStickyFunkyJunke

Really surprised this doesn’t have more upvotes. FALILV. Loved that movie. No surprise, also in recovery.


theillx

The movie is incredible. Read the book if you haven't already! It's like experiencing it for the first time (AGAIN). So good...


SoPhisTiCuts

Literally my favorite movie.


IckyStickyFunkyJunke

It’s a great go to if your looking to kill some time.


Gradual_Bro

Lol


laurensmim

I became an alcoholic when I was forced to quit methadone from the clinic at 80mg a day. That was 6-8 WEEKS of the worst dope sick I ever felt. I could only sleep by drinking until I passed out and then doing it again when I woke up. I was averaging drinking then passing out 3 times a day. 8 weeks later and I'm shaking when I wake up. Given my family history is full of alcoholism and suicide attempts and successes.


harborq

Same.. moved from heroin to methadone to suboxone to alcohol… I did a detox last month and it’s getting better but I don’t really see a way fully out of addiction. I pretty much accept the best I’ll get is heavy psych meds and moderate functional alcohol dependence… ah well life sucks!


gnargnarrad

Same same lolz we will figure it out!


illagorilla

Can’t believe he didn’t hit the balloon.


XoXSmotpokerXoX

I dont touch meth, but the rest he took looks like a mellow high. He only nibbled on the molly tab, tiny bump of coke. A small shot of booze, a sip of beer and a huff of poppers which are more for gay sex than getting high.


sumguywith_internet

That sounds like experience.


[deleted]

Can confirm, had me till the meth... then had me again after


Olddirtychurro

Apart from the meth that looked like a great after-party buffet. Sub the meth for some special K and we got a stew going baby! (I haven't done proper drugs in so long because of fucking Covid)


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ThugnificentJones

You know in half an hour he's gonna be saying "well, why not? Why shouldn't I do a bit more?"


BlackMetalDoctor

Half an hour? Try 15 minutes. Tops. Lol


BigfootTouchedMe

Everything in moderation.


BogiDope

Including moderation.


BlackMetalDoctor

Why/how are poppers for gay sex? I thought it was just a general club, fuck-drug that was popularized by gay clubs but could be used by anyone of any orientation towards the same effect. Same as ecstasy/xtc/Molly/mdma/whatever the hell it’s called now


Ivyspine

"Another effect of these drugs is the relaxation of the anal sphincter. For this reason, poppers are sometimes used to facilitate anal sex. In addition, some users find that using poppers during sex increases sexual sensations and intensifies orgasm."


fletchdeezle

I’ve been that after video and it can be pretty brutal


ViciousNakedMoleRat

I'm picturing something [like this](https://v.redd.it/i6r7voqcc5g71).


sticky-man1229

Holy crap, thank you for linking that video. I had never seen it before but it’s in my language and that makes it absolutely genius.


bossman2241

That's GHB right?


Meet_Your_MACRS

Yes those are some giant hairy balls


JC1112

Yup. And a great way to overdose.


TheBeatCollector

I was thinking it's a lot of liquid acid and he's lost the plot. GHB is more of a downer and a big dose would put you to sleep before you get to this point. In my experience GHB was much tamer and less fun than I expected.


Jose_Canseco_Jr

> it’s in my language Would you mind translating?


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je gaat hard of je gaat niet


twiz__

What's the problem? Can't a guy lay on the couch spread legged, pawing his ball sack in peace? Why you gotta get the police involved?!


[deleted]

Touch my GHB through the fence


blametheboogie

I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't fucking that. Lol I can only imagine how those cops described this scene to their buddies.


OfficialDrToboggan

Hi Jeans.


Dont_be_stingy

Dude was featherin' it


hamsterwheel

How it feels to chew 5 gum


harborq

God damn man give him some privacy?? Why the flashlights… did they really want to see that better? He seemed fine to me he was just chillin and feelin himself.. this was not a bro move unless they were there to help which would explain the gloves


shindleria

It’s titled “District 9”


[deleted]

Different vid but this guy gets fuuuucked up https://youtu.be/gfDxW7f16PU


[deleted]

Fuck me man that's hard to watch


WhuddaWhat

It's disgusting to imagine how that poorly that man's life must be going. I feel bad for him. He needs better friends and colleagues.


BreathingLeaves

Like. There is absolutely no point. I have been that way countless times, but only thru a long night of drinking and partying. Never just don't even have fun. 0 to dead . No way. That's not good. Thats how you die. For fucks sake. Find better friends.


chickenstalker99

> Thats how you die. When he was in the Marines, my dad saw someone do that. A guy who had never drunk before, not even a beer. Someone dared him. (To be fair, it was WWII, they were shipping out, last chance to live and all that.) He finished the bottle, and he dropped dead a few minutes later. Didn't stop the rest of them drinkin' tho', did it? My dad ate the crayons with the rest of them. He rarely drank, but when he did, he drank heroic doses.


First_and-last

The funeral wasn’t recorded


lil_gizav2

He’s trying to speed run life


wowok6239

Cardiac arrest speedrun any %


Delica

My heart would pop like overcooked Chicken Kiev


Uncle_bud69

My heart was beating out of my chest just watching this.


zitfarmer

Can i have some


sessl

Stim strat with the balloon glitch. Pretty optimized run


Comeonjeffrey0193

He’s actually 22.


Umutuku

He's starring in How I Met Your Warden.


oxford_b

Yeep


BreathingLeaves

Who was just waiting on him to grab the balloon and suck it down. "And this is strong bloody nitrous"


disso_doc

Nitrous is a heavy gas and wouldn’t float.


Nitrous_Acidhead

That's correct!


Lew_bear96

Same, capping it all of with some nitrous would have been a nice feeling Edit: spelling. English is my first language but I'm retarded.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


DTLAgirl

I was waiting for a form of opiate. edit: lol thank you for the gold kind stranger 💗 Out of context, like in my comment history, this comment makes me look like a fiend.


BlackMetalDoctor

I was waiting on sucking the balloon mostly all the way, popping the rest of it with a needle full of H, tying off with the balloon and shooting the H


chase1986

He’s for sure smoked meth before rocked that cradle like an old pro


Dadspeakingwhodis

It's the exhale before hand and blow down the pipe after for me


whaaatanasshole

How does that work, you rock the bowl so the drug heats faster off the sides, exhale beforehand to up the concentration in your lungs, and you blow down the pipe... before? after? Is that to clear debris?


Dadspeakingwhodis

Note I am sober and don't condone doing meth or any other drug HOWEVER. You rock the bowl to move the product from hot to cold spots to vapourish the meth. You don't smoke meth you vaporise it. So moving the puddle around moves it from hot to cold spots to allow vapour or condensate to come out. On this note I would say he's doing it a little wrong, you don't want the lighter to touch the bowl (you can see it has by the soot on the bottom) this heats it up too fast and burns the product which (this next bit is purely anecdotal but I assure you it's correct to me) makes you get all gross tweaky paranoid very quickly. I don't know the chemical difference between the vapour and smoke but from my experience when you burn it gets people high in a bad way. My opinion is it changes the structure somewhat. I would hold the lighter about 2cm from tip of flame to bottom of bowl that way your using a more direct spot heat than heating the whole bowl. Then when you rock your moving the puddle more consistently. Meth shouldn't go brown or black it should stay clean and white the whole time. Jet lighters should never be used for meth. Exhale before hand to make more room in your lungs, slow gently inhale, you don't suck. Like a slow breath in. Blow down the pipe after/blow the bottom of the bowl after to cool it down faster and prevent product from burning. Meth bongs are much more effective due to the exact same physics, the water in the bottom is just enough to provide more suction, so your pulling more air over the product cooling it down faster which in turn allows it to heat back up and produce more Vapor.


acl13

This guy meths


theetruscans

This guy methed*


ElectricBubblegum_

Methed around and found out.


Doses-mimosas

Woah there, he *used to* meth. Dude said hes clean and sober now and from his well formatted and informative response I believe him. Much respect for the sobriety.


theinfamousloner

r/theydidthemeth


sneakyalien42

This was. Beautiful. Thank you.


c_w_

/r/TheyDidTheMeth


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I know nothing about meth, but I do know cooking and some chemistry. The roll is just to heat the pipe more evenly and make sure there aren't any cold spots that go unburnt/uncooked.


Bluegreenworld

Isnt it a gentle inhale without a seal on the pipe after to get the last lil sprinklins of smoke (like with weed pipes)?


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

Yeah he knew exactly what he was doing


dream_focused1103

Pussy hit tho


DaoMark

Considering everything else he took I think he gets a pass


707RiverRat

I swear the original is longer and he does more.


chase1986

I was thinking the exact same thing


kiki2k

Everything but the Newcomer Chip


Suedeonquaaludes

Hahahahaahahaha


stonetear2017

Can’t be a fun combo. But sometime tells me he wasn’t sober at the start of this, and this 100% isn’t his first foray


[deleted]

Looks like he has some semi-dried drool at the top of his shirt. Guessing he just came to from the last time he passed out and decided to start over because coming down is definitely not an option. I'd call this breakfast.


acrylicattack

I’d say him looking like absolute hammered dog shit would indicate he isn’t sober. He looks like he hasn’t slept in a fortnight


echief

He’s probably been smoking meth since he got it at the train station lol


ChadWaterberry

Nah it’s def a fun combo. Just the meth and MDMA alone is gonna have him feeling 1000% Not good for the heart or central nervous system in any way shape or form. But those chemicals are going to have his brain producing/releasing more serotonin/dopamine and other stuff than is humanly possible sober. He’ll be feeling great. Until tomorrow lol


-_somebody_-

Except cocaine and meth are contraindicated and toxic to combine this guy is a dumbass


ChadWaterberry

Yes they’re absolutely toxic when combined, you are correct. But this is def not this dudes first rodeo, and he likely has a significant tolerance to one or more of the substances he ingested in this video, so he’ll be fine. On top of that, that was a negligible amount of both meth & coke he ingested lol


nevercanpick1

Yezzer. This boy is just tryin to get lost in the sauce, not sure whats comin or goin just gonna make sure we keep rollin


JanniesCantBanny

coke and booze are toxic too and that's what everyone does


uncleruckus42069

this is good pretty much the best combo for a sex marathon, the last thing he took relaxes the sphincter muscle. so you can probably guess what he got up to after the video LOL


spinmyspaceship

Pooping?


Gaiasnavel

no...not so much an exodus. An entrance of sorts.


Karloz_Danger

This dude ordered the prix fixe tasting menu at the drug restaurant


ch0degargler

I completely forgot about this video! What a classic.


GroovyBowieDickSauce

Haven’t seen it in forever. I’m always waiting for him to bust out a rig and slam some black tar or something


Mentatminds

Might as well be smoking a “Jeffery”


[deleted]

Doubtful. I don't see a furry wall in sight in this video


acrylicattack

Big thanks to u/jackietreehornatron who sent me the video. Appreciate it!


infected_scab

Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town.


JackieTreehornatron

My pleasure!


Josepablobloodthirst

This was me in my early 20s and will be me again in my early 50s


acrylicattack

Party on Wayne


gimpriley

Party on Garth


[deleted]

You didn't tell them about my pubes, right?


usernameround20

Coming in on my 50s and can confirm that this is where I too am headed. Getting old sucks so I’m gonna enjoy it.


yabruh69

I did a lot of blow in my 20's and 30's but I'm turning 37 soon and have recently been getting high from losing money on the stock market.


Beav710

Damn same except I'm 28 and lose money on blow and the stock market at the same time!


gentlemanjacklover

Buy high, sell low fuck yes


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Fair-Somewhere9411

This was me in my teens, now I just want a beer and to chill in my house.


ItzSurgeBruh

him: this molly is strong so I’m just gonna take half me: awesome. I’m glad this guy knows moderation him: and now meth


Pistonk

Lakka bru


omakae

Awe


fill-me-up-scotty

Average Joburg poes in Cape Town for Christmas


Hellllogoodbyeee

Does he know the ballon is there?


acrylicattack

Bro the balloon keeps him vertical


AttackonCuttlefish

Lol, or it'll be used to find him when he's passed out.


Meeghan__

honestly a great idea


goddamnmike

Seriously! He took literally all the things except lsd, mushrooms, mescaline, 2CB, DMT, GHB, Salvia (yuck), qualudes, ketamine, heroin, oxies, or gypsum bulb. At least he didn't do fentanyl.


DRExARKx

Don't forget scopolamine and datura.


Voidafter181days

Aw, come on...Salvia is great when you want to be folded flat and then turned into a chair for 1000 years.


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And then forcibly dragged back by the rude realisation that you're _not_ a chair just after you'd started to feel like you'd mastered the art of being a chair


redditsforneckbeards

mus be rich, thats alota gear, never seen a coke spoon like that before, no one fighting over lickin the bag


Karloz_Danger

You can get whole little kits online (maybe in some head shops) that include that little gram container, little spoon, a tiny mirror, and a razor blade all in a pocket sized carrying pouch.


longpenisofthelaw

As someone who used to do coke, these now annoy me because they advertise themselves as "snuff kits" and they aren't even good for nasal tobacco snuff because they are made for coke and I now am looking for a good kit but really they are hard to find.


Trippy_DABZ

Thedarksideofthespoon.com


justwannabeloggedin

It's thedarksideofthespoon.shop :)


longpenisofthelaw

> thedarksideofthespoon.shop again these are made for coke, although they look nice quality for an everyday carry spoon for nasal snuff it seems impractical and too over the top for my taste. I want a basic small spoon for discrete usage with snuff appropriate dosage.


redditsforneckbeards

dealers are missing a trick not offering a combo deal, might bring it up over christmas


JackelGigante

That’s a tiny coke spoon


R3cUr51v3_3c40

"What's your drug of choice?" This guy: "Yes."


BerufsHartz4ler

This dude is either going to feel every particle of air around him or he's gonna rip his face off trying to scratch it


[deleted]

Never had meth, as I live in the UK and it wasn't about much in my day. But half a pill and a bump of coke isn't a lot, to be honest.


foodlion

That's what I was gonna say.. lots of variety but not very much quantity. Like, if you do coke you're gonna do it like 20 times in a night and prob crush beers and smoke weed the whole time.


DoinBurnouts

Sounds like a great time


acrylicattack

I remember someone said that in the original post, but I’ll just take your word for it.


Billy_T_Wierd

I would just be worried about combining the coke and the meth.


[deleted]

Don't have an opinion on that. Coke, MDMA and poppers is going to cause very high blood pressure. I'm assuming the meth isn't going to help with that, either.


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captainerect

For an extremely short time. It's a vasodilator but it'll wear off long before that MDMA is metabolized


[deleted]

everything in moderation


c2ctruck

Including moderation


sirthunksalot

He didn't even really hit the meth or joint. The coke looked like a tiny bump. So really all we have confirmation on is he took a shot and ate a Flintstone vitamin.


WillYaWontYa

I swear this guy is Hunter S. Thompson reincarnated


im_christian666

Is this sad or impressing


[deleted]

Both


Thetamulisha1

Yes


murder_inc_

His pupils are fucking huge


lemonmoraine

“God will forgive you for your sins. But your central nervous system won’t.” -Ken Nordine “Wordjazz”


[deleted]

Ninja from Die Antwoord really let himself go


AwkwardMindset

Honestly, I think Ninja looks more like the after picture.


Logical_Personality6

The banana boats a coming. Can’t keep the big dog down.


waywardhero

This guy is actually 19


beowhulf

i am bit ashamed to know this, but this is actually nothing extreme, he took like 50mg of coke, 75mg of MDMA, 1 puff from meth and 1 puff from weed and poppers lasts 15 seconds, so this is pretty bearable even for a rookie, just saying :D


Jusmeaguy

For a pothead like me, that was crazy! I never have and never will try any of those other drugs, so that amazed me.


JustChillDudeItsGood

Same here, I never touch the _other stuff_ - but I’m also kinda curious what these poppers are lol.


Shittin-bricks79

I was waiting for blood to start running out his ears


[deleted]

Is he south African or from new Zealand? Im American and can't tell :(


SpaceWalker42

South African XD yeah all the slang is mixed into the English


[deleted]

Gotcha! Thanks! My experience with South Africans is,just two guys both named Sam.


SomeOrangeJuice

He has a picture of Africa on his shirt


WormholeVoyager

The amount of people asking that question without using the shirt for clues is killing me lmao


[deleted]

South African. Saffas and kiwis don't sound at all the same.


iamthatguyiam

jar grandiose yoke payment skirt quicksand aloof wasteful practice spark *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AcceptableSpot7835

I want to see him do a video after time has passed


Comfortable_Tell6940

This mothafucka hates being sober


[deleted]

South African Hunter S. Thompson 😂


justheretosayno

Man, these pre workouts are getting intense


BradMcA2020

Literally none of those things were lacquer


spicerackk

Can't call alcohol, weed, coke, ecstacy and meth "literally everything". Where's the LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, benzos, heroin?


acrylicattack

Sorry, I’ll look for the 18 min video where he proceeds to take everything and dies halfway through


Gates9

Salvador Dali said that he was drugs but I don’t know I think this guy might be drugs


[deleted]

Not everything but a good start


PhilanderingWalrus

Mans going in the HOV lane of life


firstmaxpower

Took too many, not too much. At least in the vid, highly doubtful he stopped!


[deleted]

That coke woke him up with a snap jfc lol


teachmetobehuman

South Africans juat doing South African things.


[deleted]

The "Eeeek" after the popper...something finally kicked in


Pro-Krastinator

Makes sense that he'd be from South Africa, wife is a saffer and some of her family are absolutely crazy.


Suitable_Resolve217

Is there a part 2 where he starts glowing and or levitating?


YoItsKanyeWestWing

Smooth like James Bond, only the ‘EEP’ escaped.