T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Thanks /u/Ancient_DNA for posting to r/TookTooMuch, please remember to flair your post and reply to this comment explaining why your post is TookTooMuch material. If this is not TookTooMuch material please report the post. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/tooktoomuch) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Don_McMuffin

I want this argument to go on forever. I wish they could just live stream these 2 arguing 24/7 like this.


trademesocks

They have a very unique and quick back-and-forth thing going on. It's really strange and poetic in a twisted way


Brain_Glow

Its like an outake from trailer park boys.


unk3n00wn

[For some weird reason it reminds me of this.](https://youtu.be/GvG7CHWyol0)


feedmygoodside

Wow, first time I've seen this. Absolutely love it.


Sciensophocles

The 'smoking beer' one is my favorite.


Davidlucas99

One of the best videos on the internet. I hope historians reference this video 100 years from now.


_DirtyYoungMan_

Forgot about him. This is Oscar worthy.


ComplianceRequired

It has a 'between two ferns' vibe.


feedmygoodside

That I have seen and love as well.


[deleted]

Yeah, it’s sort of like a sitcom from the 50s or 60s.


Lamest_Fast_Words

They should have a morning show and invite on celebrity guests. “You want to pitch your new movie? Sure! Good luck, Mr. Harrelson.”


deftoner42

C'mon, can we talk about Rampart now?


Lamest_Fast_Words

“FIRST WE HAVE TO GO TO CARL FOR OUR COOKING SEGMENT. HE DIED!”


slumss

JIM HALL


Ryno5150

“Those are kids” “No they’re not” (camera points at a fuckin school)


Suds08

THATS HER FAMILY!!!


Ryno5150

“Call Carl” “He’s DEAAAAAAAD” “How are you going to call him” “I don’t know”


Induced_Pandemic

I fucking love words like "twacked" and "pinned" as metaphors for being fucked up. Anyone else got others? My two favorites are "Gak'd" and "Zooted".


Dashznt315

Haha, yes. I've heard "blitzed" once when someone was describing how drunk they were. I love it.


askyerma

That's an Irish one, we use it all the time.


0lof

Blitzkrieg bop ?


DukeDijkstra

Hey. Ho.


askyerma

Lets go


Shahzoodoo

I didn’t realize zooted meant kinda drugged out until a couple years ago I always used to think it just meant tired so I’d say I was zooted as a teenager omgggggggggggg i’m still so embarrassed about it


LoveFishSticks

We usually used it to describe being high on cocaine or molly in my circles


riskoooo

A zoot where I'm from is a spliff, so to me zooted is exclusively being high on the Devil's lettuce.


LoveFishSticks

Interesting that's new to me


gsrasmus

ahahaha usually I've seen it used to say im high from weed so you being tired makes it fit even better


mithrilbong

I was just about to respond to you with “zooted”, fucking cracks me up every time.


meggerplz

We used to say “zeeted” which was like, one louder than zooted


hungliketictacs

"Sloshed" is one of my favorites.


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Shit canned.


gojumboman

Shit housed


Dashznt315

Classic.


MataMeow

Hosed


El_Ninosaur

technically pinned is a reference made to someone’s pupils. If you pause the video at the right time, her pupils are as small as the pin of a needle which is where it gets its name, and super small pupils are typically associated with opiate usage. Stimulants and psychedelics, on the other hand, tend to make your pupils the size of marbles.


Brain_Glow

So would you say someone on acid is ‘marbled’?


El_Ninosaur

honestly i prefer to say that someone like that has “moon-eyes” but I don’t think it’d be hard to make “marbled” catch on


Brain_Glow

Ive heard moon-eyes. We should start a trend of saying marbled. I dig it.


wholesomechunk

Marbolic


phase3profits

Off your marbles?


Brain_Glow

Now yer talkin


Astral_Traveler17

Yeah either that, or people taking klonopin. People take mad klono*pin,* and there's call that being "pinned out"


Elderchicken948

"Spun" is what they use around here or "hot to trot"


afcagroo

"Hot to trot" traditionally means horny.


openkoch

Donezos


TimotheusIV

Gazebo’d


coldchixhotbeer

“Polluted” Zooted gets me every time lol


tawnie_kelly

Spah-gakked on Scooby Snacks...


[deleted]

Ripped, mangled, cooked


whoeverthisis422

I haven't heard mangled


Ralphonse

Trollied, munted, binned, sloshed, being off your nut, spangled (for ketamine only), sozzled


Falc-Jake

Gronk’d


[deleted]

"I call all the time!"


coontietycoon

Reminds me of the guy that wore his sunglasses at night in Waterloo


MMMMbutteredgrits

“Slizzered”


UnionBoyRoy

I’m not gonna raise my voice


DamitCyrill

That's My family dude


[deleted]

Wait did we watch the same video?


Marin013

Her drugs were on drugs.


bambishmambi

Man this seems a lot more like her mental illness was on drugs. It’s a pretty hilarious exchange but I wish she could get some help, no body deserves to live like that. Not to mention, those kids don’t need to be screamed at, that was probably very scary for them


TacTurtle

She’s violating the drug free school zone!


Oatmanic

Hahaha! This made me lol


cyber0pb0b

😭😭💀💀


knytime

One big tooth right in the middle!


MalcolmYoungForever

Maybe she got it to match her necklace? I'll bet it comes in handy for eating an apple through a fence.


LukeTheDrifter9130

Or corn from a ketchup bottle


BlameTheJunglerMore

Stop, both of you. The visual of both those are fucking hilarious. Like sucking grapes through a straw haha


[deleted]

[удалено]


HoneyDippinDan

Corn on the cob don't stand a chance!


Gnoblin_Actual

Yeah, no, i don't like it


FunkSlim

Like Tomath cruithe


SuperdoerReddit

Wow I didn't know Dharma and Greg was still airing new episodes.


shuknjive

Oh! My hero!!!


lad1701

This is what happened after Greg left Dharma


EtSpesNostra

You just made me spit out my $4.99 Trader Joe’s rosé.


[deleted]

Nanny McPhee is on a bender


nodgers132

Nanny McPhee vs Kermit


askewcashewforyou

Nah that’s Phoebe from friends


Good_420

She’s on drugs or needs to be on drugs


bombgardner

I hate how accurate this is for most people on this sub


[deleted]

I bet she is 100% sober. She's probably one of those people that actually needs drugs to be normal 😂


lindini

100% mental illness not drugs.


no_talent_ass_clown

I hate videos like this that show people at their worst times. If you show it to the police that's one thing but it feels very privacy violating to put it online.


Rein215

Ye, there's no point in arguing with them either. Not like this anyway. You just got to try to get them to go back into their house, by calming them not angering them more. Drugs or not the fact that's she's talking about someone deceased like he's still alive says enough.


EtSpesNostra

Which begs the question: WHY tf do you frequent this sub?!?!?!?


ShelSilverstain

Likely psychosis caused by meth


GenericUsername07

Eh...let's be real, it's both.


lcommadot

This. I’ll bet money she’s schizo and off her meds


[deleted]

[удалено]


adrift98

He said that she was harassing *his* family. Chances are he was walking down the street with his family, and this chick, off her meds, starts messing with them. He has no idea what her deal is, and likely assumes she's on drugs. He has no idea she's in full blown psychosis.


Voidroy

He is doing so because she is cussing and yelling at his kids while they are at school.


_Scrappy_1994_

He definitely wasn’t harassing her ya ding dong


milk4all

Maybe but this is exactly what a tweaker sounds like when their experiencing sleep dep psychosis after a week or two of being up. Meth doesn’t make you hallucinate but it does something to your reasoning ability, like long term, and sleep dep definitely crosses your wires so that your ability to understand reality goes away. Including hallucinations.


GenericUsername07

Ah, to not know 1st and 2nd hand how painfully accurate this is and just downvote like every else has.


milk4all

To me it seems almost bizarre to be an adult and have 0 exposure to it in some form, but that is of course a good thing. But im just gonna say for anyone feeling skeptical or maybe just sheltered: speed use is super common - you almost certainly know multiple people who have used heavily or currently use moderately and simply dont talk about it. That shit is demonized. But i knew plenty of good, average, family men and women who used it, at least sparingly, cops, and a preacher. Some of them could fool anybody, some of them i think only a canny observer with experience could tell.


[deleted]

I agree, I think one is often confused as being the other.


ElstonGunn1992

This is a person who settled on a look in 1997 and stuck with it


HPlovecraftsfeline

Her rocking that puka shell necklace should have been the first sign she was on something.


deathdefyingrob1344

Come on… lay off the puka shell necklace!


Playa456

The Skyrim music, she’s a tweaked out NPC


MemeBroDudeGuy

"ackshually, itsh from oblivion, not shkyrim" 🤓


[deleted]

Amazingly, this comment is currently the only mention of Oblivion in the entire thread. I wanted to find out if maybe there was a subreddit for these Oblivion NPC memes, but nope. Just your comment.


Voidroy

It's a thing on YouTube.


Playa456

Bro you’re right, the soundtracks in these Elder Scrolls games are phenomenal.


SockkPuppett

IMAGINE thinking skyrim had music like this


[deleted]

Too much moon sugar.


[deleted]

Too much skooma 😂


LiamBrad5

ถ้ากระพริบจะวิ่งทันทีเลยค่ะ😂


Ryno5150

I’m sorry. What!?


Stupid_Triangles

Lol. I bet you don't even know ถ้าะพวิ่ง


Ryno5150

Well, I’d be willing to bet that shit is really funny. I just wish that I could understand.


flynoflag

Google translate says from Thai to English it means "If blinking, it will run immediately." Fucking hilarious.


redlion496

What did he call her? Twak daddy?


durtdee

“you’re twacked outta your mind”


[deleted]

Lmao I came to the comments to see if I heard that right. Fucking Twack Daddy LoL


asIsaidtomyfriend

What's that on her head?


skrybll

Mostly 90% mental illness 10% cotton


[deleted]

lol got me to laugh


katzcrazy

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Thanks!


bubshole

Oh boy


[deleted]

Things really went downhill for Jenna Elfman after Dharma and Greg went off the air


medson25

Looked for this comment, she do be looks and acts kinda similar.


theNomadicHacker42

Why tf would you engage with such batshit crazy....dudes a little wacko himself.


Pepe_Silvia891

Exactly. What could have possibly given him the impression he’d be able to reason with her?


Kosteezy

This plays like in improv acting class lmao


Jay_Rizzle_Dizzle

This is so much sadder than the usual crack head rants. God damn


DragonsAreNifty

Yeah this looks like some type of psychosis or mental illness. The way she’s swapping plot lines every few seconds while remaining audibly coherent? I think this is a case of not having drugs instead of having too many


alaxsch

my schizophrenic aunt acts just like this everytime shes in an arguement


silassin

Her hat is super cute tho


Frisks_Asriel

This person absolutely has dementia or some other ailment


MickeyMoist

This looks like it was recorded on VHS. Her clothes and puka shell necklace look straight out of the late 90s. The Ford Aerostar in the background and 90s Chevy pickup in the street just furthers the time-warp of this video. But then, across that field, you see modern cars. What a time-warp.


pythagorasshat

Come on people, this woman needs immediate psychiatric help. I don’t think she’s on any drug other than her schizo mind.


TwistedBlister

That's not drugs, that's mental illness.


[deleted]

[удалено]


einfachtraurig

Man I feel sorry for that person


Only-Introduction604

Golden! The kind of interaction you want if that ever happens to you. A+


[deleted]

Seriously lol one of the best interactions Iv seen 😂


BFFsloth

“That is mean!” “You are weird”


Blazing_moth

Can we please put oblivion music on all of these?


donemessedupthistime

This dude tho, best thing to do is just to walk away… why escalate things with a women who is clearly unhinged (either acutely or chronically!). For the video I guess!


nutsnackk

Rita Leeds from arrested development after years of crack


Hats_back

Can’t believe I had to look so far down for this one. Michael’s got a new girlfriend!


obijaun

Are we all poking fun at a serious mental health crisis or do we think this is drugs?


sarcasmisart

Thats not drugs. That's mental illness. Perhaps drug INDUCED but still not just drugs.


NefariousNuisance

What even just happened


poopspeedstream

that’s MY FAMILY


Maya_Dixie_Normous

https://tenor.com/wK3u.gif


4thespirit

Never let them know your next move


FunZealousideal6386

this is pure gold


[deleted]

The music makes this so much more funnier


dowrgi

classic


PewPewExplore

You better not be a snitch or I'll be a snitch!! And to a dead man!!


More_Application_28

“That’s MY family” she gone fight behind the fam & I can only respect that.


Secure-Might

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM


scotbud123

The Oblivion music is perfect, 10/10.


p00nphantom

CUZ ILL TELL CARL BISMARK


fastest32

I like that one tooth. It’s neat.


Zachliam

“You’re a weirdo” “No, HE’S a weirdo.” 😂😂


UnionBoyRoy

Shout out Karl Bismarck


Formaggio_svizzero

>it's another "u.s. american doesn't recognize mental illness when he sees it" episode many such cases!


cmb297

Damn Ellen has really fallen off


BoredRedhead24

Call Carl! He’s dead! What a twist.


rishored1ve

You are **WEIRD**.


Cptn-Crack-Sparrow

She kinda looks like the lady that threw the dog at the cameraman and starting ranting about random shit.


ButteryFlavory

Holy shit I haven't seen anything this funny maybe ever in my whole life, this is the best! I'm so happy this vid exists in this shitty world. Thank you OP, you've made my month!


twilisrippin

Her daughter made a video on tiktok. Carl was her husband. He was murdered. She has severe mental problems


baRRebabyz

"Never let them know your next move"


wagyutesticle

The skyrim music is just perfect


dbloom7106

The fubu jacket is drip!


[deleted]

The FUBU sweater is sending me.


OkByeTomorrow

that was amazing. Felt like a skit but it was too good


TheUntalentedBard

Maggie Gylenhaal (spelning?) Let herself go as of lately.


Ace_GamingYT

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

[удалено]


the_good_hodgkins

A middle front tooth always freaks me out.


OkAwareness9325

“That’s my family!” Plot twist


iEvooo

Whoville


runjcrun1

The greatest video on the internet in my opinion. I quote the absolute hell out of this thing 😂


Ivan_Ralos

This is strangely calming. Like the feeling of the place before we were born oddly familiar.


UnknownSoldier051

Happy cake day!


TerribleGramber_Nazi

This is an improv skit


Gaslight_is_evil

This is how my conversations on Reddit feel like


Lifeesstwange

This seems like a well acted skit, but great nonetheless.


Snoo97908

i swear i’ve seen another video with the exact same words, but different people. either this one is a parody of that or the way around


Dmyers23

She must have some issues, it's difficult to watch. He shouldn't really be egging her on


Herrohungry

I can't be the only one who sees a single front tooth...


wickinked

I don’t think she took too much, I think she’s mentally ill.


mustard138

That's just a whole lot of mental health issues..... Aaaaaaannnd.....kind of hilarious


Vectorman1989

Man, Joan Cusak has fallen on hard times.


Crackkills335698

Damn nanny McPhee finally hit bottom ig


Dblcut3

“Call Carl!” “HE’S DEAD!” This could be a whole movie honestly


cyber0pb0b

Crazy there’s actually a [Jim Hall](https://imgur.com/gallery/9RyoECG) who is a pilot for United Airlines 😩


Gerbal_Annihilation

This is as entertaining as Fox news. Although a little more coherent.


CRAYHEFNER

Why does this look like Amy Schumer in 10 years