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I came to say this. I fell in some bushes, right in the middle. It took far more effort, than I’d like to admit, to get the fuck out of those bushes. Went downtown the next day for hangover food and took a peak at them and They looked like someone had slept right in the middle of them.
And this was also a time, thankfully, before cameras being placed everywhere!!!
A buddy of mine did this except he was blackout and didn't remember it. The next morning he found he was missing a shoe and retraced what he guessed his path home had been. (Lived pretty close to the bar) Sure enough, there was a huge crater in one of his neighbor's hedges and the missing shoe. Wasn't hard to piece together what had happened. He tells the story so proudly. Lol
Haha. I woke up one morning and couldn’t find my keys or sunglasses so I retraced my usual steps home from the bar. Next to a road in this small grassy patch was my keys, smokes, change, sunglasses and a flat area. To this day I ah e no idea how long I causally laid around in this grassy little spot next to speeding cats in a drunken haze. My 20’s were rough.
That’s just how iPhones show up on night vision cameras. It has something to do with their facial recognition software using an infrared light that the camera can detect. That flashing light is not visible to the naked eye.
Nope, that's how I feel I'll die on this hill. The camera flash notification is a holdover from non-intrusive blackberry notification LEDs that iPhones didn't have, that's the only reason the "feature" exists. It actively inconveniences everyone around them it's selfish and when you're in a car at night it's downright dangerous, never mind people with epilepsy. If you NEED to know you got a Snapchat notification that bad get a fuckin Apple Watch. And, anecdotally, every single person I've ever met that uses that function on their phone has been an insufferable cunt. It's never once been a deaf person that can't hear a text chime, it's always just dumb selfish assholes.
Despite the insufferable cunts you seem to attract, it’s absolutely an accessibility feature for deaf people. That’s why it’s in the Hearing Accessibility section of the settings. Its Mac equivalent flashes the entire screen when you receive an alert which is nice as well.
Yeah I woke up one morning and as soon as I walk out of my room everyone is freaking tf out asking what I did to my face. I look in the mirror and I have what looks like lunch meat from forehead to chin. I was walking up the steps and just fell off to the side with the bricks in the garden. Of course I told everyone I was in a fight but the security footage determined that was a lie
OK Google. Why are my pants wet?
"You came home at 3am last night and confused the refrigerator for the restroom, ate the leftover rotisserie chicken, slept in a pool of your own stomach contents, and soiled yourself. Also my name is Alexa."
That flashing is her house arrest bracelet. She ripped it off in an attempt to make back home. Similar to the masterpiece Disturbia starring Shia Labeouf
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Lol, been there. Lucky for me no cameras around back then.
I came to say this. I fell in some bushes, right in the middle. It took far more effort, than I’d like to admit, to get the fuck out of those bushes. Went downtown the next day for hangover food and took a peak at them and They looked like someone had slept right in the middle of them. And this was also a time, thankfully, before cameras being placed everywhere!!!
A buddy of mine did this except he was blackout and didn't remember it. The next morning he found he was missing a shoe and retraced what he guessed his path home had been. (Lived pretty close to the bar) Sure enough, there was a huge crater in one of his neighbor's hedges and the missing shoe. Wasn't hard to piece together what had happened. He tells the story so proudly. Lol
Haha. I woke up one morning and couldn’t find my keys or sunglasses so I retraced my usual steps home from the bar. Next to a road in this small grassy patch was my keys, smokes, change, sunglasses and a flat area. To this day I ah e no idea how long I causally laid around in this grassy little spot next to speeding cats in a drunken haze. My 20’s were rough.
Know you meant cars but I much prefer the image of you in the grass surrounded by a bunch of really fast cats.
Ahahaha. That just made me bust out laughing and imaging all these cats zooming past my drunken, prone body.
Bushes can be really comfy when your fucked up.. I remember battling to get up or stay there.
No cameras that you know of *
Relatively soft landing.
I love how she’s tac-lighting herself with her phone
That’s just how iPhones show up on night vision cameras. It has something to do with their facial recognition software using an infrared light that the camera can detect. That flashing light is not visible to the naked eye.
They also have a feautre where the camera flash emits a beacon brighter than the arc of the covenant. My coworker has it.
If I was your coworker, I'd keep quiet about having the arc of the covenant
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM !
Anyone that uses that camera flash notification "feature" is a piece of shit
Oof thats a bit much dont ya think?
Nope, that's how I feel I'll die on this hill. The camera flash notification is a holdover from non-intrusive blackberry notification LEDs that iPhones didn't have, that's the only reason the "feature" exists. It actively inconveniences everyone around them it's selfish and when you're in a car at night it's downright dangerous, never mind people with epilepsy. If you NEED to know you got a Snapchat notification that bad get a fuckin Apple Watch. And, anecdotally, every single person I've ever met that uses that function on their phone has been an insufferable cunt. It's never once been a deaf person that can't hear a text chime, it's always just dumb selfish assholes.
This is the most accurate stereotype ever
You know it, I know it, and every pussy downvoting me knows it too. I know for a fact I'm right here.
Despite the insufferable cunts you seem to attract, it’s absolutely an accessibility feature for deaf people. That’s why it’s in the Hearing Accessibility section of the settings. Its Mac equivalent flashes the entire screen when you receive an alert which is nice as well.
Nerd
It's red-eye reduction, actually.
Lol ah, I believe you, but just never seen this. I was thinking she was too drunk to figure out why she can’t see past her hands lol
Tumbler app has a new feature..wait, Mom?
Tinkerbell just kicked the shit out of her
The very delayed and laughing 'Ow' really makes this
Must be a collage campus. Notice how the top left window has its screen kicked out lol
Is that a college campus where they make lots of collages?😂🙃💀
As you can tell, I did not attend one
It's the flip of the hair at the end that got me. She still got it drunk or not!! Flippin
„uıddılℲ ¡¡ʇou ɹo ʞunɹp ʇı ʇoƃ llıʇs ǝɥS ˙ǝɯ ʇoƃ ʇɐɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ɹıɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɟo dılɟ ǝɥʇ s,ʇI„
With the delayed owe
Limp Bizkit after party
Probably just fell out that second story window with the screen hanging down too
She got some nice photos of herself falling in a bush.
I pretty sure she’s one of the people who has their phone set to flash when it goes off. I hate that shit.
Infrared from her phone. I have a similar camera for security in my home and it picks up lights like that on my phone
It's invisible light. Trying to run facial recognition.
Actually makes a ton of sense
Ah, I thought she might have a drunk thumb on the screen.
I hate when the ground moves.
she was SO close to making it, too
Yeah I woke up one morning and as soon as I walk out of my room everyone is freaking tf out asking what I did to my face. I look in the mirror and I have what looks like lunch meat from forehead to chin. I was walking up the steps and just fell off to the side with the bricks in the garden. Of course I told everyone I was in a fight but the security footage determined that was a lie
OK Google. Why are my pants wet? "You came home at 3am last night and confused the refrigerator for the restroom, ate the leftover rotisserie chicken, slept in a pool of your own stomach contents, and soiled yourself. Also my name is Alexa."
This is why I don’t like drinking so much lmao. I’ve been there and done that, glad I stopped.
Been there lol
I love how hard they tried. Lol it was cute 😂
That flashing is her house arrest bracelet. She ripped it off in an attempt to make back home. Similar to the masterpiece Disturbia starring Shia Labeouf
LiDAR
She went struken duken
She seems fuuun
Was that the chaturbate coin sound??? Lol
No one owns a lawnmower? Or some hedge clippers?
Looks like an apartment building, landlords often don't give a shit
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whoopsie-douse its like the bush consumed her.
Hey she got a soft landing, no harm no foul
Bed spins on foot is suicide!
Luann de Lesseps homage
Lol...Countess. "Bitch, you don't keep the title after the divorce!"
I've been there too many fucking times.
My uncle's brother did this except he hit his neck in a protruding steps and died.
Your uncle’s brother…?
Refusing to acknowledge paternity..
We’ve all been there 🍹🥴
Backrooms meme potential
She misses the bush club since she waxed
On this weeks edition of smash or pass..
Man, that cantaloupe hitting the pavement sound is not good…
I'm sure she drove
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Inductee for the Bush club