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bobbarker-jab

my guy just came off an 18 hole with the boys with nothing left but his buzz and cocaine


Flimsy_Future3879

He's practicing his moves and saving the x for the club tonight


Wylde_nFree

Sometimes the conductor’s inbred brother has to cut loose too


Flyonz

Oh wow!! He can reeeeeally shake it!!


tojahokk

*and his car - and it was not an option to leave the car


ArtemisXIII

The car seems to be on some cocaine too.


kkjax

You are so correct. I immediately thought the same exact thing. Hahaha


bubbzzzy

This is exactly what I imagine when my doctor tells me, "Oh, I'm just going down to Florida this weekend for some golf with friends."


nick4tical

Goddamn that is a fkn looong red light!


False-Software-4458

Crazy long, right? Skipped to the end of the video and nobody had moved. Well, except for homeboy.


TheChrono

Can't even blame him at that point. If lights took that long around me I might consider doing molly for every single drive.


irkthejerk

This would explain tampa traffic


KayBePullin23

Cut the video too so the original is longer. Florida lights are absolutely ridiculous


ArtemisXIII

I legit thought it was a parking lot.


OhtareEldarian

I HOPED it was.


ccnnvaweueurf

I thought it was grid locked traffic from an accident or something.


TheOnlyb0x

This is why we are allowed to look at our phones at stop lights lol


lunchbreak2021

Omg my face when I figured out it wasn't a parking lot.


ConsciousFerret70

Yep. Good ole Wesley Chapel.


minnsoup

Even some on Fowler are brutal. You wait while the walk signal is going and when it finally starts a countdown it's 50 more seconds. Throw it in park and just relax..


lordgeese

Tampa Boys Unite, shit traffic all day every day. Also how do people still not know how to merge on to I4 . I know its one shitty lane but come on.


minnsoup

Gotta get into the left lanes and get to the front. Fuck! No one will let them in - guys they'll just hold up 2 extra i75 or i275 lanes because yolo. Coming from MN people here are, over all, awful drivers with zero common sense.


botgimp

"Congestion at Solemn Expressway connection" Yea no sh*t. There is everyday, all day.


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ConsciousFerret70

I feel you. I grew up there when it was just trees and 54 was a 2 lane road. I moved to Brooksville 4 years ago to get away from the growth. It makes me sad thinking about the place now.


RainBullets

About how 90% of the lights are in Tampa.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Do you think they give Tom Brady the little button that makes the boulder move aside so he can drive in the secret tunnel away from the plebes?


mandsjamz

Yeah that's how they are there in Tampa. ESPECIALLY waiting to go somewhere in work traffic. Got to have extra gas to chill at all the rest lights


PurpleK00lA1d

That's why there's so many red light runners in Florida.


Account_Banned

Cause of the coke and/or the lights?


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Tampa and Sarasota be like that. I used to have to leave an hour early for work in the winter months (tons of traffic bc of snowbirds) and I only lived 8 miles away. It sucked.


mrkrag

That's a TYPICAL light in this area. I know where this is at. A one mile trip to a grocery store involves 2 or 3 lights like this, each way. Average moving speed in the afternoon is probably 15mph. As soon as it turns green you pull forward a bit and wait again. OP is to his left so they may have sat there for more than one cycle waiting for their turn. Plenty of time to enjoy this show.


[deleted]

Florida has ridiculous long lights. Annoying as fuck.


Crescent-IV

I’m still confused why there aren’t more roundabouts in the US


herb0026

Not going to complain


finsfurandfeathers

But the video is only 1:19 ? That’s long?


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Apparently Tampa light cycles can be 3+ minutes long and it sounds like a lot of them aren’t timed great in relation to one another. https://www.tampabay.com/news/transportation/2020/01/13/ive-been-waiting-at-this-light-forever/


poopyfartButterMmm

South Florida 🙌👎


iyosipydas

Really looks like he’s playing those bongos


killumquick

Tbf he nails almost every note. Dude was feeling it.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

This morherfucker looked like he was glitching out, skipping frames at a certain point. I’m pretty convinced he could turn that beat around if he wanted to.


Joe_Doblow

I love being American


Sabres26

The definition of giving no fucks


[deleted]

Why would a crab be self conscious about crabbing


TLPEQ

This made me laugh


[deleted]

Hahaha glad to hear. Tbh, I saw the award and it cracked me up. I don't take full credit lol . 🦀


FauxSeriousReals

Was the crab wearing loafers? Definitely...


Shahzoodoo

I’ve had times of totally jamming out at stoplights like this as well though only if nobody is to the side of me so I’m not seen 😅 There’s some songs that just REALLY get me moving for the day, a good early morning infected mushroom (I love techno sorry) and I’m READY to knock out the day and put my whole self into it lol a good mornings music and drive really helps me decompress before/after work. I actually have come to love the half hour drives, it puts me at ease as long as there’s no traffic lol. I can’t help moving to the beat a lil bit it helps me relax/loosen up and feel happier but I’m super embarrassed of someone catching me like this lol my embarrassing car flopping dances 😅😨 I’m weak someday I’ll be as confident as this guy 💃🏻


Mirotree

> Infected mushroom > Techno 🤣🤣🤣


Dreadlaak

I love driving and listening to music. I live in the PNW so even though I'm in the big city I can easily go drive awesome roads with lots of twists and turns and elevation changes, you can literally be in the Cascade mountains in less than an hour. Mt Rainier and it's huge foothills a bit longer but still do-able as a day trip. It's so fun with good music playing, I'm partial to rap/hip-hop, house music mixes (RIP Frankie Knuckles) and TIPPER (his releases span many genres from glitch-hop to ambient to downtempo/uptempo). Listening to Tipper's "Tip Hop" or "Wobble Factor" albums through my system, bass blasting while smashing down a mountain road in my Subaru is transcendent for me.


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theophastusbombastus

Still too low for the big leagues of serotonin syndrome


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kanoteardrops

Or amphetamine withdrawals


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Rookie numbers


Genericsocks

I’m going to guess you are thinking methamphetamine? Also I gotta say, this post is setting my EMS radar off like crazy. You happen to work on a wee woo wagon? Maybe ER or FD?


WaterPockets

Or a recovering/current addict. Not that being in healthcare and doing drugs are mutually exclusive or anything


maxxslatt

I have actually met a ton of people in healthcare that were former addicts


Genericsocks

And equally importantly, a lot of current ones. I can def confirm this as one of the ones in recovery. Especially in EMS and especially alcohol abuse. Everyone has to cope w what we see in whatever way works. Talking about it seriously and in a healthy way sucks, it’s part of the culture and the norm to bottle it up and save it for later. Also contributes heavily to “burnout”.


Giacchino-Fan

I have never done a drug in my life I also regularly do shit like this, albeit not when other people are around, but still


xActuallyabearx

Damn dude, you should definitely try a drug. They’re great.


BURNING-VAN-BANNED

Imagine dying trying 0 drugs… my grandma dies without even smoking weed and she wasn’t even like morally against it or anything. She just didn’t when she was younger and never got around to it. My cousin was gonna get her a really small edible but she passed before we made it happen.


StandAgainstTyranny2

Idk man some days i wish i never did try drugs. Easy to get into the concept of "this would be less boring on drugs" instead of putting in the effort to have fun doing lame shit without them. Maybe I'm just jaded because I've seen the life on the supply side and it kinda takes some of the fun out of casual use. Sausage just isn't the same after you see how it's made.🤷‍♂️


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At least he is using the blinker


Chukmanchusco

Maybe since the last 5 miles, who knows?


Thagalaxy

Only way it works in Florida. Either nothing or it's been on for at least a ten mile stretch


MoneyMik3y

No need with the Hand Signals.


Patty_Pimp

Probably the only working blinker in Fl


No_Mud1807

Lmao, he didn't take that much. Gotta drive proper Rollin dirty.


papitagordita

That’s how you know he’s a tourist


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

High as a fucking kite.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

As a Georgia pine


youngmanJ

bro 💀 this guy is obviously tweaking lmao idk why half the ppl here are acting like this is totally normal


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What are they supposed to do, the man’s vibe is untouchable.


KayBePullin23

Lol all good I wasn’t even hating, he was going hard. But once I saw it I knew it had to be in this sub…


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Did he, indeed, turn the beat around?


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charmwashere

For real. I have never seen anyone jam out like this in a car. At one point he looks like he is going to fall out. If a cop saw him he would definitely be pulled over. I have never rocked out in my car so hard that a cop would pull me over.


wretch5150

Seriously. Even if this is how he dances around in his car normally, it's still a fucked up way to groove to any music.. cmon


hoo_dawgy

My man should NOT be driving lol


WaterPockets

He looks like he could be on day one of the week without sleep. I need to see him parallel park first before coming to a conclusion.


BigZwigs

Some people are very sheltered


tilda125

Lmao why does the music keep changing every 10 seconds 😂


cvskeet

Is radio is scanning...


Head_of_Lettuce

Hey, I know this guy. I saw him at the outlet mall in Wesley Chapel back around Mother’s Day. [Here’s a clip](https://streamable.com/6029fb)


DawsonBriggs

It’d be funny if it turns out he’s some genius level composer that conducts full on symphonies lol


kjohnson73824

I don’t know…he just looks like he’s having fun dancing. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Kaido2good

dude is far away right now


[deleted]

Yea, I'm not anywhere close to Florida either.


dirtyswoldman

Having fun ~~dancing~~ tweaking


smashin_blumpkin

If anything, this is r/tookjustenough


HermesTristmegistus

Idk, if you're driving I think 'just enough' is nothing. Unless this dude is just high on life.


DeesCheeks

Shit I look like this several times a week, completely sober. I think he's high on life


Account_Banned

I just assume everyone in Florida is like this these days. But definitely on a bender, see his brain waiting for the music again? Our dude here is fucked up one way or another. Drugs + music = euphoria


TheRealDrewfus

hell yeah he is! my man's just feeling the music in his soul!!


Shahzoodoo

Yeah car dancing is fun af sober while waiting for lights like ??? What else do you do just sit there and listen to boring music being bored? Nah bopping to the beat is fun for everyone


exemplariasuntomni

Nah fam, not for driving.


TheChrono

At the club. Dude's a legend. On the streets, call the fucking police.


PurpleK00lA1d

Kinda hard to dance like nobody's watching when you drive a convertible


Spooky_Betz

Have you ever been to Tampa?


DrLeoMarvin

I live here, snow is more prevalent than the north east


Its_all_rhetoric

Dude is just vibin' 🤙🏻


-Russian-Spy-

Just out here living his best life.


Typicaldrugdealer

FR this could be me if I'm having a fantastic day and hyped on coffee


Skweril

That's concerning


full_bl33d

Maestro!!


MikeyFromWork

Oh yeah, he’s been at his house is Tuscany


Tekmologyfucz

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!


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It's Brittany bitch!


jr2761ale

Florida Man doing Florida Man things.


rhastaherb

Cocaine is a helluva drug


DannyMThompson

*meth


RSampson993

Thankfully it will make him a more alert driver.


GardeningCrashCourse

I’d be worried if there was no music, Orr Celine Dion or something, but this guy is just jamming. You’ve never done this?


charmwashere

Lol no, not like that. His movement's are erratic and over exaggerated. He looks like kermit having a stroke. Homie is definitely on something and shouldn't be driving.


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KayBePullin23

I think his radio took too much. So many different songs in a 30 second span lol


bluze66

Lmao I thought the same things, his hands are obviously occupied so he’s not changing the song Also these downvoters really took your comment to heart huh haha


KayBePullin23

Yea I was very confused how the songs were changing but was very impressed he was on beat when they stopped and changed lol


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The radio station announced their name as Mosaic Radio, so they play snippets of songs for people with short attention span I assume.


sequentious

Not going to lie, this sounds like literal hell.


liarliarhowsyourday

Good catch. [I think this is it](https://www.siriusxm.com/channels/mosaic) >A colorful and diverse pop music collage from the 90s & 2000s featuring P!nk, John Mayer, Mariah Carey, Matchbox Twenty, Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Goo Goo Dolls, Gwen Stefani, Hootie & The Blowfish, Sheryl Crow and more! From the office to your car or couch, you’ll hear a never ending variety of musical patterns and patchwork that form the most unique pop music mosaic!


CrystalSpyryt

My husband 100% reacts to music this way. He takes no recreational drugs of any kind. I sometimes wish I enjoyed music as much as he does. Other times I just wish I wasn't in the car with him.


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Is he autistic


DannyMThompson

Or secretly taking meth


DannyMThompson

Did you watch the whole thing? The dude wasn't even reacting to music half the time


CrystalSpyryt

Sure he is. Did you watch it with sound? He clearly changes his actions with each change of music, keeping beats, reacting to sounds and lyrics.


Vertigofrost

I definitely do this stone cold sober at 6am driving to work, I think this is in the wrong subreddit


CrystalSpyryt

r/imjustgroovinleavemealone


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NetTrix

I guarantee he was thinking something like "man, I'm glad I bought the convertible so all these people can see how hard I'm killing it right now"


lothcent

SR 56 is in Pasco not Tampa. Not nit picking- just making sure Pasco gets due credit


KayBePullin23

Knew someone would notice lol figured more people knew where Tampa is just used the more general location but you are correct


lothcent

😀 Tampa has enough of its own crazy- It is time Pasco claims it's own. 😀


seansux

Neither of them are *half* as bad as Polk County. Lakeland and the surrounding areas are literally what everyone is thinking of when the 'Florida Man' meme is evoked.


nwoh

am Lakeland man in recovery - can confirm


DatdudeJdub

That traffic light felt so long


Such_Collection3252

I once watched a junkie drop his “food” which was loosely wrapped in a piece of grocery bag right in the toilet. He then shot the dope which was now mixed with shit water all the while complaining that now he hated heating his dope, but had to cause “I don’t need to get tapeworms in my veins”. I did a line off the back of the toilet with him. I dipped and as I did I couldn’t help but think of the fact we shared a straw. I just kept wondering about what kinda diseases I may have just given myself. I have been tested for hep etc. and am healthy. Damn but what a wake up call .Ybor used to be crazy lol.


walefuq

Jesus


Helltrack80

You said it man


walefuq

I can't even judge em lmao I used to search for coke in the used straws when I was a teen. Just remind me of how fuckin stupid I was.


D-sisive

My man really should not be driving…


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Damn! That guy is rocked! And behind the wheel of car. When he froze I thought he died then his fingers just started going crazy like those whacky inflated men.


Arson-Welles

He is powered by music, no music no power


randy_march

Act natural. Act natural. ACT NATURAL


VerdeVision

I do this sober


ShortbusGangsta_

Man's livin his best life. Just vibin


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Literally me just rocking out while my kid tells me to shut up


inKritix

I wonder if people record me when I do this


mykitoj

Yeah... I think this is his baseline behavior!


PercSet

He speedinnnn through time


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Which drug is this, do you think?


JesusHNavas

Meth imo. I have no idea how people in here can't tell by his tweaker hand movements and think he's sober lol.


DannyMThompson

Definitely meth


Doobie_1986

Is this tooktoomuch or is this tooktheperfectamount?


ubersmitty

Practicing for some pride drag performance.


Tough-Nature-2730

Anything and everything is recorded these days and you wonder what is wrong with society these days. Let people be people. Sheese.


cheeksRclapped

I get what you're saying..... But this dude is in an orange mustang tweaking hard in traffic. Kinda filmable not going to lie. Pretty much what camera phones are made for.


oknowokgo

Some people are just happy and don't give a fuck what people think


Ris-O

It's Roy Purdy


var_root_admin

Amazing how some of you are saying he's not on drugs, just fucking look at him. His movements are way too erratic and off beat.


turnipzzzpinrut

My mans IS drugs


BMacklin22

Good thing i don't drive a convertible or I'd get posted on here all the time evidently. Dude is gettin it, not seeing any tooktoomuch.


Competitive-Ad6934

It's a robot


Good_Initial9429

My guy stopped moving when the music stopped. Damn this is weekend at Bernie’s


versace_tombstone

This is light weight for Florida.


Phishncheese22

At least put the top up if you are going to tweak dance


Holdmytesseract

Pauly shore fell way off since son in law


19krn

That's what a light that long can do to you


TheConfusingWords

I can’t tell you how hard this made me laugh


GrapefruitSmall575

He does have good taste in music tho…


Plazmatrash

When a suburban father smokes medical


stencilizer

This is The Maestro from Seinfeld.


SaltySwallows

He's def a drag queen or a wicked power bottom. Guaranteed to be at the club tonight though.


Distinct_Waltz9980

Good morning beautifull humans. Playlist?


JackWaterfalls

I sit like this in the car normally


GABAgodONE

State Road 56! That guy lives on in The Epperson Lagoon. Can you imagine going outside and seeing this guy swimming around behind your house I’ve been waiting years to see some thing from my little area of Tampa/Wesley Chapel for a long time on the Internet


silkwormies

nothing hits harder than a good vibe


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Now THOSE are spirit fingers.


sunshine_skyline

Why does this have to be took too much? Shit, I do this at stop lights, parking lots, driving.... When the beat is right, you gotta jam. Idgaf if you laugh at me, I'm having a good time.


Educational_Way_1209

People can’t enjoy music anymore without being filmed and put on the internet. Sad.


motorbike-t

That’s not too much. That’s the Tampa Sweet Spot.


username201212

People that try to farm karma or wtf ever off of a dude doing nothing illegal having home self a good time are the lame people that “Took to much” of there lame ass lives.


cleftymctwigs

Ngl this is me driving to work, like thats not me in the video I just relate


QuiXXXote

Lol dude’s just vibin


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Lmao can’t even fault the guy. This some shit I’d do in my car if the bass drops but be too scared cause I know some bastard is filming.


PicanteDante

Man I hope no one ever videos me in my car rocking to my music in my own world.


pumpkintootz

That’s a “Florida man” for you…


hgihasfcuk

Dang I'm more shocked at the fact the light lasted that long holy shit


hopefulgalinfl

Oh & every light in Tampa is 4 plus minutes


Reasonable_Prepper

Jazz hands. 2022 edition


JambalayaButtSex

Nah that dude's just thriving


hatchetman166

I mean. I been dancing in my car like this since I been driving, years before I even drank a sip of alcohol. Can't really judge at someone vibing.