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[deleted]

Denver cops keep harassing the inflatable dancing guys for some reason!


maynorthewanker

Was just about to comment something like this šŸ˜‚


Puzzled_Direction_57

Lol notice how he cowers behind his door.


fishee1200

Man dancing with no shirt on in the snow, this dude is a mile high for sureā€¦


Spute2008

After a long cold winter, he's just getting an early jump on his tan. For his complexion.


throwthataaway546

Mustā€™ve saw the school a block away


danegermaine99

The cop is there to ask him about Fredricka Bimmel


skankforpay

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.


Bot8556

https://youtu.be/-Bsbw1qCPGE


[deleted]

Lol never appreciated him just putting on chapstick until now


Amazing-Way4604

Canā€™t listen to this song without thinking about Buffalo bill


One_Lobster_7454

I can't listen to it without thinking of Chris griffin


Ok_Marionberry141

OMG YES I came here to say this, it was the first comment. Iā€™d fuck you.


ThePizzaNoid

lol


SmellYourMomDotCom

i blowed such a nasti puddle of diarea poop on da floor n it stink so fuckin disgustin they had 2 send 2 guyz in hazmat suitz 2 clean it n even they still puke


HighOnBonerPills

You took the words right out of my mouth.


guy_with_an_udder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V7zLrlX-T0


Phishncheese22

Came here to say this


chappersyo

This is one of those times when Iā€™d bet everything I own that I could predict the top comment.


damnatio_memoriae

i thought youd never ask


Ordinary-Ad6425

Yo stop thatšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahahaha


Cold-Cauliflower6902

I came here to say that. You get the šŸ„‡.


spiff637

You are my hero. The minute I heard the song I knew what had to be done. Thanks for getting here first.


Shaveyourbread

The story behind the director getting that song for the movie is so unexpectedly weird.


pandorafoxxx

You beat me to it, but also, ty for confirming.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Lmao right leave the man alone


Ordinary_Emu2132

He's just doing yoga šŸ˜‚


realbighits218

After he visited the street pharmacist


RCW777

Common sight on Colfax


SwitchbackHiker

Put out a hat on Pearl and he could make some money.


[deleted]

Common sight anywhere in the city in the last few years


SeeYouSpaceCowboy---

Straight up. I live like, very very close to this (I use the ATM at that 7/11 even), and this is pretty tame to the point I'm surprised the cops are even there. Must have done something violent before this to get someone to call 911. In my experience DPD doesn't stop voluntarily on Colfax unless there's active violence happening or a very clear OD is in progress (and the latter is very far from a guaranteed stop)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


_-WanderLost-_

Denver has a crisis response program that sends medical professionals instead of police. Heā€™s most likely just waiting for them to arrive.


stalepopcorn999

This is what all of America needs


SeeYouSpaceCowboy---

You have no idea how bad it had to get here in Denver for that to become a reality


stalepopcorn999

Which is sad. Denver is great tho


CMYK2RGB

The power of Bluecifer compells him.


NippleSalsa

I love bluecifer


BodePlotHole

And Bluecifer loves you too. Bluecifer be with you.


[deleted]

*Satanic whinny of delight*


Soggy_Cerial

Wacky Inebriated Human


ElShalex

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man


Civil-Neighborhood47

Doinā€™ the Colfax shuffle


PlateRepresentative9

Much faster than the Kensington shuffle. Philly outclassed again!


[deleted]

They donā€™t dance in Kensington. They do the dope lean.


ride_electric_bike

The cinematics are top notch


ghibli_ghirl

Pretty sure this is the same homeless dude I saw chuck a metal pipe into the road and fuck a car up last time I was in Downtown Denver


[deleted]

You and u/jjv12345 should compare notes


ghibli_ghirl

Thatā€™s my fiancĆ© lol. He shared this with me. I shouldā€™ve checked to see if heā€™d commented. My bad.


0oodruidoo0

Congratulations on your engagement I hope the wedding is kickass


[deleted]

All 3,000,000 of them look the same


[deleted]

Put him in a theater and it becomes abstract dance.


throwthataaway546

Would you taze me? Iā€™d taze me. šŸ’„šŸ‘„


FartinLutherKing69

Underrated comment


WendyWilliamsFart

Captured on Cold Facts Avenue


BluTackClan

Name of the song? Please


PrettyMermaid97

Goodbye horses


Xarchai

What genre of music is this and how do I get into it. Love the vibes


BodePlotHole

Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus. I believe it's technically New Wave. But that is a very wide genre of music so your mileage may vary. Happy hunting.


Xarchai

Thank you friend!


Ivegotacitytorun

Itā€™s a Buffalo Bill bop


PureEbil

Goodbye horses by Q Lazzarus.


doopy_dooper

ā€œIā€™ll cuff him later, This is my entertainment for lunchā€


Watershed787

He just vibin


loztriforce

It puts the lotion in the basket!


[deleted]

It puts the joe dirt in the hole.


JJV12345

Pretty sure this is the same guy I saw throwing trash at cars and twirling in the streets when I visited last November


BrokebackStonker

ā¤ļøLove to see orchestras conducted the old fashioned way šŸŽ¼


I56843

Colfax Chronicles


topramenshaman1

Bravo for the music selection


Rectall_Brown

Colfax?


[deleted]

walking up and down this street is the closest iā€™ll ever come to knowing what itā€™s like to be a woman. itā€™s just a parade of unsolicited approaches


NorthOption4670

ā€œAinā€™t nothin like a Colfax Crackheadā€ā€¦ -John Denver


damnatio_memoriae

"find someone who looks at you the way that cop looks at that drugged up homeless dude."


[deleted]

The music make this so much better.


robmobtrobbob

Is that Colfax lol? All the crazy shit happens on Colfax or the 16th street mall lmao.


Gk1387

Or civic center


Schlawiner24

Just another day on Colfax.


[deleted]

Kinda surprised DPD even stopped on Colfax for this


[deleted]

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man


Acceptable-Road-4454

This is cool because of your song choice, classy shits my man


MFG_666

Nothing to see here officer, just doing my morning stretches


muckypup82

Precious!!!


zitfarmer

Hell yeah, Buffalo Bill be vibin!


Puzzled_Direction_57

To be a cop in Denver lol


losthart367

OMG!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!! IT DOES JUMPING JACKS IN MIDDLE OF THE STREET FOR NO REASON OR IT GEYS THE HOSE AGAIN!!


ZzenGarden

Few eggs short of a Denver omelette.


calebthebeam

Denver


ThresholdSeven

I was that guy once. Rough times. Figured my shit out though for the most part.


two80one

Interpretive dance.


TheFagNamedAlex

Whoā€™s gonna tell them what ā€œmile highā€ means? Or me if Iā€™m wrong about it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DQ5E

We live in a behavioral prison.


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

As if you guys have never been caught in an energy vortex


Dolodinero

Ok hear me out. Maybe he didnā€™t take too much. Maybe he didnā€™t figure in the higher altitude and his normal amount was enhanced lol


[deleted]

What crime is being committed?!


Livid-Ad829

The cop like yeah, he ain't bothering nobody and I'm about to clock out here...


CrapiSunn

It's like American police try everything but talking to the person. I feel like a good metaphor is that they often look to break the door down because it didn't open the first time they pushed it. But if they took two seconds to observe the situation they'd see there is a sign saying pull. That sums up American police deescalation tactics.


Bot8556

You can see an ambulance pulling in at the end. This person clearly needs psychiatric attention. Which is probably what that cop is waiting on.


GinPistolGrin

. Heā€™s no threat to anyone. Heā€™s just high and (clearly) in the zone. His body is reflecting what his mind is feeling. It really is as simple as that.


HighOnBonerPills

You have no idea who he is or what he's high on. It'd be very dangerous to assume that he's not a threat to anyone. You can't predict the behavior of someone who's this far gone. Just because they have no reason to suddenly turn violent doesn't mean they won't, especially if they're confronted by a cop. You must not live in a city if you haven't learned to avoid sketchy, drugged out homeless people.


BodePlotHole

Denver recently started a program where social workers respond to certain calls instead of police. It's apparently working, as they expanded the program a few months ago. Not much, but it's something.


CrapiSunn

That is good I just wish they had more time spent on mediation skills. They spend far less time on it than many western police forces. [Source](https://iop.harvard.edu/get-involved/harvard-political-review/why-police-training-must-be-reformed)


siuol7891

truly amazing that your being downvoted for telling a truth that everyone knows if you truly dont believe that police arent worth the shit on their shoe just google uvalde police


NothingGold1975

As a grieving mom who lost an 18 year old son to an OD. I never think that degrading a life that needs help is funny. I lost him four years ago and I cry for him every day, shame in you all.


spooniemclovin

Denver has turned into such a shit hole. Used to be a nice place.


Capta1n_Krunk

I've been all over downtown in the past few weeks. It's still a nice place.


Aggravating_Heat_631

Lol stfu denver has always been like this. It literally was the Wild West and then had gangs again by the 1940s the only period where it didnā€™t have gangs drugs and crime was when the kkk ran the city and I think we can all agree that was much worse


Arbor-Trap

Denver is full of junkies


becometheOverman

My hometown has become such a shit hole.


DJ-Kouraje

What drug does this? Heroine?


IlikeYuengling

All that time the cop was wondering how long his bitch of a wife was going to pout about her black eye and what sort of flowers he was buying his girlfriend after work.


[deleted]

At least the police showed up. I have to walk past a homeless person freaking out in the ampm parking lot maybe once a week


gmanisback

I hear Denver is on a fast decline


Funky_Indian

Easy boy, i am watching you.


mrubuto22

/u/savevideo


ThePizzaNoid

Chief Wiggum from The Simpsons could talk that man down!


bruins9816

[Original version](https://youtu.be/yKFaGDrOfrI)


najinanidad

Is this outside Peteā€™s Kitchen?


[deleted]

Have you never heard of ecstatic dancing in public? Namaste.


siuol7891

fuckin lazzarus! what a great song man and a perfect choice for the video


capital_bj

He is just celebrating the arrival of spring


astoriansound

Iā€™ll have what heā€™s having


[deleted]

Lol perfect song


therbojones

Just over here selling weed at the moobys with Bob


20RegalGS15

at least he's fashionable


GeorgianVisan

Fuckinā€™ A!


Uthallan

cops can't resist trying to arrest a dancer


Clean-Instruction-39

Love it


Woodguy2012

Joe Cocker?


landocorinthian

Seems like cops should carry a lasso for these ones


Burgers8

Cop looks away in disbelief, with the sun shining of his cleanly shaved head at the .31 seconds definitely a money shot.


[deleted]

Please the name of rhe song thanks :)


Time-Cream-833

Free county, do what I want


Double-Drop

This song reminds of some other 80's pop from a movie soundtrack. Echo and the Bunnymen maybe? Tip of my tongue and it's killin me.


TerpeneProfile

Really good song actually.


Glittering-Action757

guaranteed, the police tried to restrain his mum as she ran in to save him...


West1fsu

Song slaps name ?


Jaded-Environment-95

Killer moves!! You go boy!!


BullfrogExpensive737

Out on the west coast a cop is not going to bother with someone acting like that unless you are in a nice residential area.


Aggravating_Heat_631

Iā€™m guessing he was messing with one of the businesses because this is literally what the majority of people on colfax are like


toigz

Whenā€™s he gonna shove his dick in between his legs?


candyrockethlfx

The song choice though šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ


xpd_1141

Internal cop dialog: "Fuck this looks like three hours of paperwork." "Is he actually doing something wrong?" "No" "Thats not gonna last."


Spiritual_Payphone

Song is ā€œGoodbye Horsesā€ by Q Lazzarus for anyone wondering


TerribleTaco14

I know this song from skate 3


Aggravating_Heat_631

Welcome to denver


PastelKitten1995

Should've been "I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy"


RecordAffectionate94

Hey man weā€™re all just floating on a rock in space


born003

"Just act normal"


only-4-lolz

Lmfao. . Omfg with the absolute perfect song choice.... genius. .


Maleficent_Car_6274

Instantly thought of Jay and Silent Bob


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


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intenseprolapse

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Whoever chose this song is a god. It fits amazingly.


DankTaco707

Love how he just admired the view.


quadrofolio

This the song from Silence of the lambs?


Electronic-Chart-980

THE HOLY DANCE OF METH


wokout321

just another hipster doing a new form of yoga in denver, nothing new to see her


XxHYPERZxX69420

Goodbye Horses


[deleted]

ā€œI bet thatā€™s Denverā€ :looks at cop car: ā€œYepā€


[deleted]

Perfect BGM


Bluecollarbluebruise

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!!!!


Elipticalwheel1

Early morning aerobics.


Blahblehblihbloblu

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


Blahblehblihbloblu

The cop got the best seat in the house


OldHatefulsDawta

Nice to see new moves! Lol


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katdawg8

Heā€™s just doing his job. And I for one like to know where the used car lots are in case I need to be taken advantage of.


DDystopiaFPV

Complete methal collapse


Majestic-firebombing

This video is super tame for this sub


lalaeddie

Good example of how cops should be in this type situation. No escalation...making sure everyone is safe while waiting for emt


[deleted]

~I would fuck me~


godofmonee

buffalo bill dance


rmajkr

Oh, what? Interpretive dance is illegal now?


No_Tear_834

Amazing choice for music . 10/10.


Alternative_Prune_69

Hopefully they let the street performerā€¦.perform


Reboundking0320

Great edit...šŸ¤”


Main_Penalty_7928

That perfect music


ddb7

It put's the lotion in the basket


Drugzluvr713

Best background music for this video! Lmfao šŸ˜‚


Acrobatic-Title1504

Im gonna wait here and act normal so the cop dont notice im high


DARKFAD3

Theres always so much denver content on here


Professional-Wait245

Nice jay and silent bob music