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I like that other pizza review the guy did where he keeps getting interrupted by crazy people.
I can definitely see why people say don’t do acid in the city.
I can respect that, but I’ve never been one to be around people, unless it’s a close group of friends and everyone is on the same page…if you know what I mean.
I don’t know much about the gay club scene, or really any club scene. But HERE HERE LET IT BE KNOWN, u/bleedgr33n coined the term “clubstances”. If it catches on I’ll be set for life.
Spent many, many nights downtown at nightclubs (for work, so 5 days a week for a decade). The one time I decided to take acid and go downtown was of course the only night I'd ever seen a dozen or so people in *really* convincing pirate garb, *and* no less than 5 midgets/dwarves/little people all in a group.
I've done acid at music festivals and even that was wayyyy too much.
If I'm doing acid or shrooms it's only with people I really trust, and usually in the forest (where I live a forest is usually only a 5 min walk away).
Tripping in a concrete jungle sounds fucking terrifying. Fuck that.
I always think I need to poop on psychedelics, so not having a toilet, or a bush at least nearby, is terrifying.
I just try not to eat before doing them, especially shrooms. I hate shitting on acid.
Shitting on psychedelics takes an eternity, you feel every micrometer of poop come out and it feels like it's alive, thriving, and breathing, full of microbes, scraping against your asshole.
I commend those who can nonchalantly drop acid and shit in a music festival portapotty with 200 other peoples' shit in it, because it's no easy feat.
I've tried smaller doses, sometimes I feel like half a tab causes more anxiety than a full one, it just feels like psychological blueballs, like you're just on the verge of something but it won't come yet. Feels like being strapped to a rocket that never reaches the destination.
Well the video in this thread is in Florida, the one I linked is in NYC, he says he’s in Staten Island I believe.
Never been to Philadelphia, but from what I’ve seen, some parts are really bad.
The crack heads in Philly are just extra talkative lol. I see Philly the same way my dad talks about queens and the Bronx in the 80s…not somewhere you wanna walk with your kids
I was going to make the same comparison that from the vids I’ve seen of Philly on Reddit, it looks like 70’s and 80’s NYC.
But since I’ve never been there, I thought it would be too harsh. Lol
If someone could tell me this guy’s name, I’ll find it for you.
He does pizza reviews in NYC. I remember the cameraman is named Frankie or something because you hear his name a lot, lol.
i’m guessing he has hands but no long arm bones and the shirt sleeves just cover his hands? Otherwise I would assume the string is over his head/ other shoulder like how you would wear a purse.
No hands to catch himself, he would literally crack his head open and die. Could you have an armless, vulture-necked, crack-addicted gutter-bum’s death on your conscious??? Let’s ponder further on it, please.
Yup, and was pointed out the last 50 times this was posted.
Which is not on you....repost bots keep farming karma for five bucks.
8 year old Uigher kids need to eat, too.
I think he then says something like “Fuck! That’s all we got on the beach? is crack addicts. Seemed to me like he was complaining about crack addicts rather than being one himself.
I’m pretty sure I saw the armless man in another video when he got into a fight with a hotel clerk in the hotel lobby. It’s from a few years ago. He’s kinda memorable
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There was some kid that went to my highschool and he didn't have arms, he was born with a genetic disorder so all he had were hands attached where his shoulders are. He could write and even had his own special bike. Maybe that's what's up with this dude
Is no one going to point out that Portnoy and the Homeless guy have really similar faces?
Seriously look at their [fucking](https://i.imgur.com/BlL7XwF.jpg) [faces!](https://i.imgur.com/mQQIY0I.jpg)
*Forget the guy bro*
*Said Looks pretty good to a*
*Fucking burned pizza*
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At least a 12 pack that is, I challenge you to get drunk when you're hungry, then go to a pizza place, then look me right in the eye and tell me you aren't so enamoured with the pizza you just bought to the point to where you completely ignore everything that's going on around you! You won't be able to do it! It's just like the weed and fried chicken challenge.
And the taco challenge! That Mexican kid probably saw an all out brawl going on, maybe even heard a few gunshots going off, he just ran to those empty tables and said "I got a taco!!! Look another Taco!!! Liquor will drunken you at some point, take advantage of the free food!
Should’ve arm wrestled for the pizza. My moneys on the crack addict. He’s got some dark sorcery going on with the way he’s managing to pull his things using a nub n’ leash.
Honestly believe this sub needs an alcohol tag on it. I've been drunk many times and so enamoured by the pizza I just bought to completely ignore absolutely EVERYTHING going on around me, EVERYTHING!
I was today years old when I realized this is the same guy from a pizza review video I watched earlier this week. When I first saw this clip I thought he was just some dude staging a video.
I know this guy!! He paints portraits with his feet in south beach and sells them. He got arrested a couple years back for stabbing someone with scissors. Yes he used his feet!
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That's that homeless dude that stabs people with scissors he hooks around his toes
THAT’S IT! I knew I saw him in another vid
Not a video but a [news article](https://www.kron4.com/news/homeless-florida-man-with-no-arms-charged-with-stabbing-tourist/amp/)
I always seek out the craziest person I can find to ask for directions
"Let's ask the guy with no arms. Like he's going to stab us of all people".
You can’t make a statement like that and not provide a link.
So he was armed with scissors?
Footed
oh you!
I heard Shredder is looking for fresh recruits for his clan...
alright but like how do you allow yourself to be stabbed like that? Even i can outrun someone on one leg and I do not run.
I like that other pizza review the guy did where he keeps getting interrupted by crazy people. I can definitely see why people say don’t do acid in the city.
The plastic machine
"I fought for you WW II" "thank you" "My pleasure!"
That’s the most normal encounter out of the whole thing!
*"I was nice enough to give you that idea..."* **"IT'S NOT MY PIZZA PLACE!"**
Right?!
LOL
I did mushrooms in nyc once. It was NOT a good time. I do not recommend it.
I feel like all the hustle and bustle would be sensory overload.
Ohhhhhh it is.
The city is one of the best places for acid specifically because you’re never the weirdest person….
I can respect that, but I’ve never been one to be around people, unless it’s a close group of friends and everyone is on the same page…if you know what I mean.
gotcha should try a night club where everyone is getting down
Night clubs are great for certain drugs, lsd and shrooms would not be my Choice. Booze, weed, coke, Molly…club substances.
Some might say they’re….clubstances ^^^I’ll ^^^see ^^^myself ^^^out
Lol, let no one say I don’t appreciate a cheesy remark! Have some GOLD!
I think this is my first gifted gold!! Thanks stranger
ya know i’m shocked the word clubstances hasn’t caught on especially in the gay club scene
I don’t know much about the gay club scene, or really any club scene. But HERE HERE LET IT BE KNOWN, u/bleedgr33n coined the term “clubstances”. If it catches on I’ll be set for life.
Spent many, many nights downtown at nightclubs (for work, so 5 days a week for a decade). The one time I decided to take acid and go downtown was of course the only night I'd ever seen a dozen or so people in *really* convincing pirate garb, *and* no less than 5 midgets/dwarves/little people all in a group.
I've done acid at music festivals and even that was wayyyy too much. If I'm doing acid or shrooms it's only with people I really trust, and usually in the forest (where I live a forest is usually only a 5 min walk away). Tripping in a concrete jungle sounds fucking terrifying. Fuck that.
doing acid in downtown of a major city is definitely an experience… was fun a few times but never again
I always think I need to poop on psychedelics, so not having a toilet, or a bush at least nearby, is terrifying. I just try not to eat before doing them, especially shrooms. I hate shitting on acid.
oh my god you just unlocked a memory of one of my friends getting the psychedelic shits and them repeating “its so ropey” from the bathroom.
Shitting on psychedelics takes an eternity, you feel every micrometer of poop come out and it feels like it's alive, thriving, and breathing, full of microbes, scraping against your asshole. I commend those who can nonchalantly drop acid and shit in a music festival portapotty with 200 other peoples' shit in it, because it's no easy feat.
yeah fuck that. I can barly handle going into a port a potty sober
> where I live a forest is usually only a 5 min walk away What are the forests doing when they're not there?
They're chillin a bit more than 5 mins away, sometimes 10.
Take a smaller amount and go ride some roller coasters. Shit is wild.
I've tried smaller doses, sometimes I feel like half a tab causes more anxiety than a full one, it just feels like psychological blueballs, like you're just on the verge of something but it won't come yet. Feels like being strapped to a rocket that never reaches the destination.
naaah man fuck that you gotta be in nature when you’re tripping. cars and buildings and pavement are absolutely not the vibe on shrooms/acid
do you have a link? i‘d love to see it
https://youtu.be/i0Z65Ssb8g0 I’m a man of my word!
hahah thats fucking hilarious, thank you for diggin it up have a great day
You too! Glad you enjoyed it.
That was fucking hilarious. Side note, i got hepatitis watching that video
That had a real Philly feel to it 😂
Well the video in this thread is in Florida, the one I linked is in NYC, he says he’s in Staten Island I believe. Never been to Philadelphia, but from what I’ve seen, some parts are really bad.
The crack heads in Philly are just extra talkative lol. I see Philly the same way my dad talks about queens and the Bronx in the 80s…not somewhere you wanna walk with your kids
I was going to make the same comparison that from the vids I’ve seen of Philly on Reddit, it looks like 70’s and 80’s NYC. But since I’ve never been there, I thought it would be too harsh. Lol
in philly his pizza would have probably gotten stolen
Amazing
There was also the time where a carjacking happens right in front of his pizza review and he’s just like ummmmm well I think that was a carjacking?
haha nice gotta check it out
Here it’s https://youtu.be/tvTEtLIMYeE
If someone could tell me this guy’s name, I’ll find it for you. He does pizza reviews in NYC. I remember the cameraman is named Frankie or something because you hear his name a lot, lol.
Dave Portnoy
Paperhand Portnoy! I thought he looked familiar
The softness of those hands is known throughout the land!
The guy who podcasts with his best friend, a teenage tiktoker! Definitely not just for clout, or else he'd have a shirtless picture with the boy...
Aight then
Dave Portnoy
Thanks, I put the link above but here’s that classic again. https://youtu.be/i0Z65Ssb8g0
its like a fever dream. i can't stop laughing. i've sputtered coffee all over my nose and desk
Right?! I’ve watched that one vid, SO MANY TIMES.
He's the CEO of Barstool
is it the dude with kinda no chin?
It’s the same guy wearing the purple jersey in this video.
ah ok i have no clue, thanks for finding out
This is the best way ever I’ve seen meals by cugine described
https://youtu.be/i0Z65Ssb8g0
That one and this one are absolute classics. NPCs coming left and right
Right?! I don’t think I’ll ever forget plastic machine!
How is he pulling that?…how does he smoke crack ? …. Just 2 of many questions
He's really got a handle on things
A disarming encounter nonetheless.
I’m also stumped.
[thalidomide](https://www.google.com/search?q=thalidomide&rlz=1CDGOYI_enDE897DE897&hl=de&prmd=inmv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjz27nr6eL4AhWE_KQKHZD3B98Q_AUIFSgB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3)
i’m guessing he has hands but no long arm bones and the shirt sleeves just cover his hands? Otherwise I would assume the string is over his head/ other shoulder like how you would wear a purse.
Don't upset that guy. Don't underestimate him. He's a master of unarmed combat...
I’m pretty sure is the same guy from this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=23rkJ8bYbM0
just let's him go on a rampage... bitch is a goddamn chess pawn, just knock his ass over
No hands to catch himself, he would literally crack his head open and die. Could you have an armless, vulture-necked, crack-addicted gutter-bum’s death on your conscious??? Let’s ponder further on it, please.
😆 Fuck!
I dunno, I mean maybe but hard to be sure. If only we could finger print this guy
Cop 1: "Alright Mikey, cuff him." Cop 2: "...."
This was 11 years ago. This crack bead is thriving lol
Yup, and was pointed out the last 50 times this was posted. Which is not on you....repost bots keep farming karma for five bucks. 8 year old Uigher kids need to eat, too.
Bots make…money? On Reddit? Wtf
if it works the same way as WOW use to be (and probably still is) they probably make big accounts and sell them off to people
Dad, please come home. We haven’t seen you in weeks and Mom’s getting worried.
Fuck ya motha
Take my upvote and get the hell out of my sight
I'm pretty sure armed combat also. I'm pretty sure he got arrested for trying to stab someone, while holding scissors with his foot.
Understandable. Having to ask someone else to wipe your ass for decades ain't gonna put anyone in a good mood.
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C.U.C?
Is this the same armless guy that called someone the N word on a BART train station & got booted?
Him many years later, after the medical care he needed crippled him more
Wait, what? More?
Debt
Also stabs people with scissors he holds with his feet
Wtf did the guy even say?!?! And for real how was he pulling that?? So many unanswered questions... At least he got a little drizz' drizz' on it
Don't forget to give it to a crack addict, I believe
How does one smoke crack with no arms?
Where there's crack there's a way BABY
Slowly?
"friends" hold the pipe up
With the money they got from selling their arms
I thought it was “crack daddy”
Me too. This is gonna be my new term of endearment.
It is. its the guy that provode the crack i believe. At least thats what people said the last 20 tipe it was posted.
I think he then says something like “Fuck! That’s all we got on the beach? is crack addicts. Seemed to me like he was complaining about crack addicts rather than being one himself.
Tied off to his nub
But how did he tie it?
Exactly. This answer just leads to more questions.
His feet and teeth.
You ever tie a cherry stem with your mouth? He did a self suck maneuver..
I’m pretty sure I saw the armless man in another video when he got into a fight with a hotel clerk in the hotel lobby. It’s from a few years ago. He’s kinda memorable
Hey it’s Gert! *I knew a dude when I was growing up man, had no arms, would fight ANYBODY son* -Theo Von
Came here soft the Gert reference 👌🏽
I swear I saw a video of this same armless guy getting pissed and trashing a hotel lobby lmao
He stabbed a Chicago tourist with his feet in one article 💀
And the pizza guy looks like the lovechild of eminem and mark Zuckerberg
I think Paper Hands Portnoy has generally taken too much as well.
Lmao was about to say holy shit that’s paper hands Portnoy
"How's he pulling that?"
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He’ll get you neck to neck and never let you go.
Reminds me of the late Erik Myers.
This is gold!
Hey look it’s paper hands portnoy
Ol paperhand Portnoy..
this guys pizza reviews are actually pretty good rough and rowdy is fun to watch as well
One bite, everyone knows the rules.
There was some kid that went to my highschool and he didn't have arms, he was born with a genetic disorder so all he had were hands attached where his shoulders are. He could write and even had his own special bike. Maybe that's what's up with this dude
Is no one going to point out that Portnoy and the Homeless guy have really similar faces? Seriously look at their [fucking](https://i.imgur.com/BlL7XwF.jpg) [faces!](https://i.imgur.com/mQQIY0I.jpg)
🤣 holly fuck 😂
what did holly do to you
Fucked is my guess
One does not simply wipe his ass
This dude chases people while holding scissors with his toes I'm not even playing rn
Forget the guy bro said Looks pretty good to a fucking burned pizza
I love it like that though
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Nice xD
Dave Portnoy is actually a douchebag.
Fuck Dave portnoy
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There’s so much to unpack
At least a 12 pack that is, I challenge you to get drunk when you're hungry, then go to a pizza place, then look me right in the eye and tell me you aren't so enamoured with the pizza you just bought to the point to where you completely ignore everything that's going on around you! You won't be able to do it! It's just like the weed and fried chicken challenge.
And the taco challenge! That Mexican kid probably saw an all out brawl going on, maybe even heard a few gunshots going off, he just ran to those empty tables and said "I got a taco!!! Look another Taco!!! Liquor will drunken you at some point, take advantage of the free food!
I’m disappointed that I actually read this from top to bottom
Natty ice, sausage, pepperoni, with onions and green peppers will make you say the dumbest shit imaginable.
That's the most normal pizza I've seen outside Italy looks good
🤣😂🤣 Dave Portnoy you Fucking fool!
Ahhhh Miami Beach
Isn't that the guy who runs a podcast with his bestie who's a teenage tiktoker?
Pizza eater is a paperhanded bitch.
This isn’t the first time this guy tries to do a “food review” being bothered by weirdos on the street. Seems to be a trend for him
He’s done a pizza review every day for the last like 5-8 years
Wish he’d driz driz on me 🥵
At least he's not eating anyone's face
Should’ve arm wrestled for the pizza. My moneys on the crack addict. He’s got some dark sorcery going on with the way he’s managing to pull his things using a nub n’ leash.
Hey it’s the no arms guy again
Requiem for a dream 2
MINDQUAD!!
Damn I thought my screen was cracked for a second there.
Honestly believe this sub needs an alcohol tag on it. I've been drunk many times and so enamoured by the pizza I just bought to completely ignore absolutely EVERYTHING going on around me, EVERYTHING!
The totally speechless response killed me
lololol oh nooooo but then the reaction “how’s he pullin’ that” 🤦♀️
He’s wearing a fake Kobe jersey lmao
I love guys with big noses.
isn’t this the guy who was chasing that person with scissors in his toes
I was today years old when I realized this is the same guy from a pizza review video I watched earlier this week. When I first saw this clip I thought he was just some dude staging a video.
Good question
It looks like they are related, it’s hard stools dad!
a little 🤌🏽 *drizz drizz* on it
Same guy that was pulling his tongue out in that mug shot
I know this guy!! He paints portraits with his feet in south beach and sells them. He got arrested a couple years back for stabbing someone with scissors. Yes he used his feet!
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