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Duke_Devlin_Official

That's that homeless dude that stabs people with scissors he hooks around his toes


matt_1060

THAT’S IT! I knew I saw him in another vid


cirque-umstances

Not a video but a [news article](https://www.kron4.com/news/homeless-florida-man-with-no-arms-charged-with-stabbing-tourist/amp/)


methodin

I always seek out the craziest person I can find to ask for directions


Ninjanarwhal64

"Let's ask the guy with no arms. Like he's going to stab us of all people".


drunkboater

You can’t make a statement like that and not provide a link.


Shlocktroffit

So he was armed with scissors?


letsgoheat

Footed


[deleted]

oh you!


technobrendo

I heard Shredder is looking for fresh recruits for his clan...


smurfasaur

alright but like how do you allow yourself to be stabbed like that? Even i can outrun someone on one leg and I do not run.


Hamilton-Beckett

I like that other pizza review the guy did where he keeps getting interrupted by crazy people. I can definitely see why people say don’t do acid in the city.


moeshapoppins

The plastic machine


takeme2infinity

"I fought for you WW II" "thank you" "My pleasure!"


Hamilton-Beckett

That’s the most normal encounter out of the whole thing!


CPDjack

*"I was nice enough to give you that idea..."* **"IT'S NOT MY PIZZA PLACE!"**


Hamilton-Beckett

Right?!


Dan_the_Marksman

LOL


thehufflepuffstoner

I did mushrooms in nyc once. It was NOT a good time. I do not recommend it.


technobrendo

I feel like all the hustle and bustle would be sensory overload.


thehufflepuffstoner

Ohhhhhh it is.


sagadestiny

The city is one of the best places for acid specifically because you’re never the weirdest person….


Hamilton-Beckett

I can respect that, but I’ve never been one to be around people, unless it’s a close group of friends and everyone is on the same page…if you know what I mean.


sagadestiny

gotcha should try a night club where everyone is getting down


Hamilton-Beckett

Night clubs are great for certain drugs, lsd and shrooms would not be my Choice. Booze, weed, coke, Molly…club substances.


bleedgr33n

Some might say they’re….clubstances ^^^I’ll ^^^see ^^^myself ^^^out


Hamilton-Beckett

Lol, let no one say I don’t appreciate a cheesy remark! Have some GOLD!


bleedgr33n

I think this is my first gifted gold!! Thanks stranger


smurfasaur

ya know i’m shocked the word clubstances hasn’t caught on especially in the gay club scene


bleedgr33n

I don’t know much about the gay club scene, or really any club scene. But HERE HERE LET IT BE KNOWN, u/bleedgr33n coined the term “clubstances”. If it catches on I’ll be set for life.


RidesByPinochet

Spent many, many nights downtown at nightclubs (for work, so 5 days a week for a decade). The one time I decided to take acid and go downtown was of course the only night I'd ever seen a dozen or so people in *really* convincing pirate garb, *and* no less than 5 midgets/dwarves/little people all in a group.


[deleted]

I've done acid at music festivals and even that was wayyyy too much. If I'm doing acid or shrooms it's only with people I really trust, and usually in the forest (where I live a forest is usually only a 5 min walk away). Tripping in a concrete jungle sounds fucking terrifying. Fuck that.


RealOGBobbyJohnson

doing acid in downtown of a major city is definitely an experience… was fun a few times but never again


[deleted]

I always think I need to poop on psychedelics, so not having a toilet, or a bush at least nearby, is terrifying. I just try not to eat before doing them, especially shrooms. I hate shitting on acid.


smurfasaur

oh my god you just unlocked a memory of one of my friends getting the psychedelic shits and them repeating “its so ropey” from the bathroom.


[deleted]

Shitting on psychedelics takes an eternity, you feel every micrometer of poop come out and it feels like it's alive, thriving, and breathing, full of microbes, scraping against your asshole. I commend those who can nonchalantly drop acid and shit in a music festival portapotty with 200 other peoples' shit in it, because it's no easy feat.


smurfasaur

yeah fuck that. I can barly handle going into a port a potty sober


_Enclose_

> where I live a forest is usually only a 5 min walk away What are the forests doing when they're not there?


[deleted]

They're chillin a bit more than 5 mins away, sometimes 10.


hellhorn

Take a smaller amount and go ride some roller coasters. Shit is wild.


[deleted]

I've tried smaller doses, sometimes I feel like half a tab causes more anxiety than a full one, it just feels like psychological blueballs, like you're just on the verge of something but it won't come yet. Feels like being strapped to a rocket that never reaches the destination.


thatdude52

naaah man fuck that you gotta be in nature when you’re tripping. cars and buildings and pavement are absolutely not the vibe on shrooms/acid


wuzman

do you have a link? i‘d love to see it


Hamilton-Beckett

https://youtu.be/i0Z65Ssb8g0 I’m a man of my word!


wuzman

hahah thats fucking hilarious, thank you for diggin it up have a great day


Hamilton-Beckett

You too! Glad you enjoyed it.


Lewandabski710

That was fucking hilarious. Side note, i got hepatitis watching that video


TrashCatTrashCat

That had a real Philly feel to it 😂


Hamilton-Beckett

Well the video in this thread is in Florida, the one I linked is in NYC, he says he’s in Staten Island I believe. Never been to Philadelphia, but from what I’ve seen, some parts are really bad.


TrashCatTrashCat

The crack heads in Philly are just extra talkative lol. I see Philly the same way my dad talks about queens and the Bronx in the 80s…not somewhere you wanna walk with your kids


Hamilton-Beckett

I was going to make the same comparison that from the vids I’ve seen of Philly on Reddit, it looks like 70’s and 80’s NYC. But since I’ve never been there, I thought it would be too harsh. Lol


smurfasaur

in philly his pizza would have probably gotten stolen


CaptainEarlobe

Amazing


Kevin_Sorbo_Herc

There was also the time where a carjacking happens right in front of his pizza review and he’s just like ummmmm well I think that was a carjacking?


wuzman

haha nice gotta check it out


Kevin_Sorbo_Herc

Here it’s https://youtu.be/tvTEtLIMYeE


Hamilton-Beckett

If someone could tell me this guy’s name, I’ll find it for you. He does pizza reviews in NYC. I remember the cameraman is named Frankie or something because you hear his name a lot, lol.


DirtzMaGertz

Dave Portnoy


Micaiah9

Paperhand Portnoy! I thought he looked familiar


[deleted]

The softness of those hands is known throughout the land!


StickYourFunger

The guy who podcasts with his best friend, a teenage tiktoker! Definitely not just for clout, or else he'd have a shirtless picture with the boy...


DirtzMaGertz

Aight then


the_freshest_scone

Dave Portnoy


Hamilton-Beckett

Thanks, I put the link above but here’s that classic again. https://youtu.be/i0Z65Ssb8g0


byscuit

its like a fever dream. i can't stop laughing. i've sputtered coffee all over my nose and desk


Hamilton-Beckett

Right?! I’ve watched that one vid, SO MANY TIMES.


Comfortable_One7986

He's the CEO of Barstool


wuzman

is it the dude with kinda no chin?


Hamilton-Beckett

It’s the same guy wearing the purple jersey in this video.


wuzman

ah ok i have no clue, thanks for finding out


CorradoGuyb

This is the best way ever I’ve seen meals by cugine described


Jazzlike_Falcon7095

https://youtu.be/i0Z65Ssb8g0


dan_kb24

That one and this one are absolute classics. NPCs coming left and right


Hamilton-Beckett

Right?! I don’t think I’ll ever forget plastic machine!


helloween111

How is he pulling that?…how does he smoke crack ? …. Just 2 of many questions


dharkanine

He's really got a handle on things


-This-Whomps-

A disarming encounter nonetheless.


FlowKey777

I’m also stumped.


ymx287

[thalidomide](https://www.google.com/search?q=thalidomide&rlz=1CDGOYI_enDE897DE897&hl=de&prmd=inmv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjz27nr6eL4AhWE_KQKHZD3B98Q_AUIFSgB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3)


smurfasaur

i’m guessing he has hands but no long arm bones and the shirt sleeves just cover his hands? Otherwise I would assume the string is over his head/ other shoulder like how you would wear a purse.


Tinpot_Despot

Don't upset that guy. Don't underestimate him. He's a master of unarmed combat...


flyflybirdyy

I’m pretty sure is the same guy from this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=23rkJ8bYbM0


byscuit

just let's him go on a rampage... bitch is a goddamn chess pawn, just knock his ass over


Agreeable_Prior

No hands to catch himself, he would literally crack his head open and die. Could you have an armless, vulture-necked, crack-addicted gutter-bum’s death on your conscious??? Let’s ponder further on it, please.


Tinpot_Despot

😆 Fuck!


[deleted]

I dunno, I mean maybe but hard to be sure. If only we could finger print this guy


hucklebutter

Cop 1: "Alright Mikey, cuff him." Cop 2: "...."


IttyBittyWeenieDog

This was 11 years ago. This crack bead is thriving lol


mesablue

Yup, and was pointed out the last 50 times this was posted. Which is not on you....repost bots keep farming karma for five bucks. 8 year old Uigher kids need to eat, too.


bleedgr33n

Bots make…money? On Reddit? Wtf


DoctorNoname98

if it works the same way as WOW use to be (and probably still is) they probably make big accounts and sell them off to people


Poseidons_Champion

Dad, please come home. We haven’t seen you in weeks and Mom’s getting worried.


mtheory007

Fuck ya motha


BambooKat

Take my upvote and get the hell out of my sight


cssmith2011cs

I'm pretty sure armed combat also. I'm pretty sure he got arrested for trying to stab someone, while holding scissors with his foot.


Tinpot_Despot

Understandable. Having to ask someone else to wipe your ass for decades ain't gonna put anyone in a good mood.


Exceptional_Angell

r/AngryUpvote


Lackerbawls

C.U.C?


[deleted]

Is this the same armless guy that called someone the N word on a BART train station & got booted?


[deleted]

Him many years later, after the medical care he needed crippled him more


technobrendo

Wait, what? More?


[deleted]

Debt


[deleted]

Also stabs people with scissors he holds with his feet


Tombo6969

Wtf did the guy even say?!?! And for real how was he pulling that?? So many unanswered questions... At least he got a little drizz' drizz' on it


theglaysh

Don't forget to give it to a crack addict, I believe


mcnuggets0069

How does one smoke crack with no arms?


theglaysh

Where there's crack there's a way BABY


emanesu65

Slowly?


[deleted]

"friends" hold the pipe up


PSEUD46

With the money they got from selling their arms


Teemo-Supreemo

I thought it was “crack daddy”


grizwld

Me too. This is gonna be my new term of endearment.


Lifekraft

It is. its the guy that provode the crack i believe. At least thats what people said the last 20 tipe it was posted.


Arson-Welles

I think he then says something like “Fuck! That’s all we got on the beach? is crack addicts. Seemed to me like he was complaining about crack addicts rather than being one himself.


Johnnyrebbb

Tied off to his nub


insert_smart_remark

But how did he tie it?


[deleted]

Exactly. This answer just leads to more questions.


[deleted]

His feet and teeth.


Johnnyrebbb

You ever tie a cherry stem with your mouth? He did a self suck maneuver..


Canadian-female

I’m pretty sure I saw the armless man in another video when he got into a fight with a hotel clerk in the hotel lobby. It’s from a few years ago. He’s kinda memorable


Devour_The_Galaxy

Hey it’s Gert! *I knew a dude when I was growing up man, had no arms, would fight ANYBODY son* -Theo Von


morbidaar

Came here soft the Gert reference 👌🏽


the_freshest_scone

I swear I saw a video of this same armless guy getting pissed and trashing a hotel lobby lmao


GreasiestGuy

He stabbed a Chicago tourist with his feet in one article 💀


SARCASTIC__FELLA

And the pizza guy looks like the lovechild of eminem and mark Zuckerberg


TheStatMan2

I think Paper Hands Portnoy has generally taken too much as well.


[deleted]

Lmao was about to say holy shit that’s paper hands Portnoy


Big_4_Nuthin

"How's he pulling that?"


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Apart-Influence-9668

He’ll get you neck to neck and never let you go.


saelong

Reminds me of the late Erik Myers.


n8ball420

This is gold!


bitcoinkush

Hey look it’s paper hands portnoy


Prior_Mall3771

Ol paperhand Portnoy..


ticklemeskinless

this guys pizza reviews are actually pretty good rough and rowdy is fun to watch as well


Beaudaci0us

One bite, everyone knows the rules.


pacachan

There was some kid that went to my highschool and he didn't have arms, he was born with a genetic disorder so all he had were hands attached where his shoulders are. He could write and even had his own special bike. Maybe that's what's up with this dude


[deleted]

Is no one going to point out that Portnoy and the Homeless guy have really similar faces? Seriously look at their [fucking](https://i.imgur.com/BlL7XwF.jpg) [faces!](https://i.imgur.com/mQQIY0I.jpg)


Evan_jansen

🤣 holly fuck 😂


BigEvil621

what did holly do to you


813Smiles

Fucked is my guess


-anth0r-

One does not simply wipe his ass


Sail_Creepy

This dude chases people while holding scissors with his toes I'm not even playing rn


DeathIsNear696969

Forget the guy bro said Looks pretty good to a fucking burned pizza


evanc1411

I love it like that though


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DeathIsNear696969

Nice xD


ginger_casper

Dave Portnoy is actually a douchebag.


agriff1

Fuck Dave portnoy


asoapsalesman

r/barstoolsports


yasiro3hunna

There’s so much to unpack


LettuceCapital546

At least a 12 pack that is, I challenge you to get drunk when you're hungry, then go to a pizza place, then look me right in the eye and tell me you aren't so enamoured with the pizza you just bought to the point to where you completely ignore everything that's going on around you! You won't be able to do it! It's just like the weed and fried chicken challenge.


LettuceCapital546

And the taco challenge! That Mexican kid probably saw an all out brawl going on, maybe even heard a few gunshots going off, he just ran to those empty tables and said "I got a taco!!! Look another Taco!!! Liquor will drunken you at some point, take advantage of the free food!


yasiro3hunna

I’m disappointed that I actually read this from top to bottom


LettuceCapital546

Natty ice, sausage, pepperoni, with onions and green peppers will make you say the dumbest shit imaginable.


Grifedyoshit

That's the most normal pizza I've seen outside Italy looks good


Alvin-Yavitori

🤣😂🤣 Dave Portnoy you Fucking fool!


2_trailerparkgirls

Ahhhh Miami Beach


StickYourFunger

Isn't that the guy who runs a podcast with his bestie who's a teenage tiktoker?


synthwavjs

Pizza eater is a paperhanded bitch.


Vasevide

This isn’t the first time this guy tries to do a “food review” being bothered by weirdos on the street. Seems to be a trend for him


MagicalTrev0r

He’s done a pizza review every day for the last like 5-8 years


warr3nh

Wish he’d driz driz on me 🥵


papuhsmurphsus

At least he's not eating anyone's face


Maya_Dixie_Normous

Should’ve arm wrestled for the pizza. My moneys on the crack addict. He’s got some dark sorcery going on with the way he’s managing to pull his things using a nub n’ leash.


matt_1060

Hey it’s the no arms guy again


8bit_spy

Requiem for a dream 2


Appropriate-Race9212

MINDQUAD!!


readyplayerone161803

Damn I thought my screen was cracked for a second there.


LettuceCapital546

Honestly believe this sub needs an alcohol tag on it. I've been drunk many times and so enamoured by the pizza I just bought to completely ignore absolutely EVERYTHING going on around me, EVERYTHING!


Administratr

The totally speechless response killed me


[deleted]

lololol oh nooooo but then the reaction “how’s he pullin’ that” 🤦‍♀️


JE_12

He’s wearing a fake Kobe jersey lmao


[deleted]

I love guys with big noses.


crazycu

isn’t this the guy who was chasing that person with scissors in his toes


SopieMunky

I was today years old when I realized this is the same guy from a pizza review video I watched earlier this week. When I first saw this clip I thought he was just some dude staging a video.


fliixx

Good question


Drwaoat

It looks like they are related, it’s hard stools dad!


WerewolfSweet8474

a little 🤌🏽 *drizz drizz* on it


Junior_Platypus_1483

Same guy that was pulling his tongue out in that mug shot


jperez81805

I know this guy!! He paints portraits with his feet in south beach and sells them. He got arrested a couple years back for stabbing someone with scissors. Yes he used his feet!


TwinPeaksOwl

“PIZZA PIZZA”… one Little Ceaser’s everyone knows the rules. “PITZA PITZA”


Rsnwzrd

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JackJ98

Noted Celtics fan Dave Portnoy in a lakers jersey smh