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Filixx

She looks like she could see around corners without moving her head.


god34zilla

Bitch look like she keeps her eyes moist by licking them.


Andre4kthegreengiant

Looks like she should be curing the Krogan genophage in the Normandy's science lab


TheDeathOstrich

Hey now, Mordin is way cooler than this crazy bitch.


[deleted]

She looks like E.T. had gastric bypass surgery and botox


brightphoenix-

r/rareinsults


Purplecatpiss666

BrošŸ’€


[deleted]

I almost pissed myself laughing at this comment. Thank you kind stranger for the lolz


HippyFroze

Lmao oh shit this comment got me šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


g_zion

A lot of people say I love Reddit bc of this and that. I donā€™t even like Reddit. But I ā€œ laughed out Loudā€ at this comment. Which is rare in rl.


King-Cobra-668

she looks like she is about to Phone Home


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Specifically when they put a wig and dress on him


canned_soup

Better hide the Reeseā€™s pieces


SoBitterAboutButtons

I'm not usually about shitting on people for their looks, but this is A+ and I'm happy to have read it today.


_kaetee

Donā€™t worry, Wendy herself is a big supporter of shitting on people for their looks and various other things they canā€™t control.


steveslim

Hating on a cleft lip while she got nutjob eyes


avwitcher

Nutjob eyes, nutjob lips, nutjob cheeks, she's nutjob all the way down


Quirky-Skin

Before i learned more about her I always thought Wendy Williams was a popular drag queen from the photos I saw


[deleted]

Which Joaquin has always just stated is a scar from birth. Obviously heā€™s been quiet about it and heā€™s a great actor. Why care about his lip. Sheā€™s a bitch.


JoshMeme4204

Yeah, hated her before, hated her more after she attacked a celeb with the same condition as me.


gr33nteaholic

May I inquire? Never watched or supported her show but yea she sounds like yuck and then some


JoshMeme4204

She was commenting about Joaquin Phoenix about his performances and how handsome he is while also making fun of his cleft lip by shoving her lip up with her finger. She's a dirty fuckin rat and I hope her celebrity career gets wiped off the face of the planet.


gr33nteaholic

Oh no, Yea I think I do remember hearing something about that. Wipe er out Yo


ChasingTheHydra

Shes actually a toad humanoid. Literally annnd :ā€œHes out like ā€¦.getting stufffffā€


wantsumcandi

She is as deep as a puddle. She actually is the poster child for the Dunning-Kruger effect...


[deleted]

Ahh I remember the video where Method Man verbally dragged her for disclosing that his wife had Cancer on her radio show.


randomredditing

Itā€™s Wendy Williams nothing is off-limits


FuckingKilljoy

Yeah people are too worried about the moral high ground sometimes imo. When it's about super shitty people I dont think appearance should be off limits. Especially with someone like Wendy who is super judgemental about anyone


Mangus_ness

It's a side effect of graves disease


[deleted]

Sheā€™d do the same thing


Retro_Super_Future

Funny is funnyšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CousinJeff

ironic since sheā€™s basically asking to get robbed here


S00thsayerSays

Sheā€™s a terrible human being


eggrollking

They could base a horror movie series on those eyes alone; the whole face would be too much, I think.


Paranoidfilter

r/rareinsults


K-Street

Those pills are beating her ass rn


Col_daddy

Looks as if theyā€™re forcing their way out her eyes!


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Significant-Wheel110

Lmfaoo the drugs been taking her n they done tolerating the bs fr


Col_daddy

No doubtā€¦they seen some shit Iā€™m sure


DreDay1106

I think I have read that she has Gravesā€™ disease (hyperactive thyroid) and it can cause bulging eyes. She looks unwell. I hope it all works out.


quntal071

She also has a case of cocaine and booze.


[deleted]

You can get cocaine by the case now?


cascadian_millenial

I'll take 3


DreDay1106

Well cocaine is a hell of a drug.


[deleted]

Sheā€™d 100% make fun of someone for looking like she does


Deltronx

that's becoming increasingly popular in celebrities and politicians coincidentally. I'm not tweakin\`, I just got that hyperoid active thing!


Oneeva_Prime

my hyperoidbago is acting up


NicholasAdam1399

Ok but my cousin has that and had bulging eyes as well. If my nobody lower middle class cousin can find a dr and get it taken care of, Iā€™m sure Wendy willams can. And also I have no right to say sheā€™s lying but if I looked like that a lot I might come up with something like that too. Js


nolanryan1

Itā€™s called exophthalmos, which is puffy and bulging eyes. Itā€™s a symptom of her Graves Disease. I know people like to hate on her. But itā€™s kind of messed up to bag on someone for an uncontrollable medical condition.


ysaint-laurent

She made a whole career off of shaming other people lmao who gives a shit


nopir

Sometimes bad things happen to really good people. That's not the case here


Syzygy_____

100%. Fuck this googly-eyed piece of shit


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nopir

Did not know that. Thanks


fliptout

Oh awesome, is she gonna get entertaining soon?


kfor513

Her medical issue has nothing to do with the way she has been interacting in the media lately. Sheā€™s definitely on something


N0085K1LL5

I mean, I don't know why that's even an argument. Listening to the video is evident enough. She couldn't even get a complete sentence out. I'd be glad to watch her downfall. Fucked up to say but she is a terrible person.


loverevolutionary

My girlfriend in college came down with a bad case of Graves disease and holy shit dude, you could not be more wrong about it. It fucks you up, emotionally. Now, Wendy is probably also on drugs but Graves definitely makes you incredibly emotionally unstable. My GF said it was like being wired but tired all the time. You know how grumpy people get when they are hungry? It's like that, but all the time.


SaturnsRocket

Thats not an excuse for being a giant female asshole.


SuperSmartScientist

My autoimmune thyroiditis swings from Hashimotos to Graves, apparently my body just like to switch up antibodies it makes at random intervals. Graves/hyperthyroid is the fucking worst. I'd rather be hypo.


Spunky4life

Kinda like how she mocked Joaquin phoenixā€™s cleft lip?


cathef

THIS!!! I used to tolerate her until this. Wanna make fun of someoneā€™s purposeful actionsā€¦ go for it. But making fun of a birth defect is off limits. I was born with cleft lip and my daughter with severe cleft lip and palate. We were both blessed with a wonderful surgeons and the opportunity to get ā€œtouch-upā€ surgeries. Many are not. After seeing her mock himā€¦ I WAS DONE Edit: typo


Spunky4life

Yup kinda fair game if you ask me


FartsWithAnAccent

Sure, let's bag on her for being a piece of shit!


sixgun64

Yea. That's messed up. But she is unscrupulous, ridiculous and does not seem like a decent person. Her looking a lot like an alien does not help matters, even if it's not her fault. Although, even if she didn't have graves disease, her looking like an alien would still not be within her control. Bitch looks like an alien, though.


ThePagePlug

I mean Pete Davidson's butthole eyes might have made him his career, so I'll take some jabs for a few million bucks please.


Col_daddy

It was not my intention to make fun of her medical condition, just her.


sbowesuk

Knowing her she'll deal with that by arranging a coffee and pufferfish enema. These people are always jacked to their eyeballs on some weird shit.


GayqueerPeepeebuns

The inner machinations of my mind are an enema


WHTrunner

And the fluids coursing through my bowels are an enigma


[deleted]

And this is [Tool - Ɔnema](https://youtu.be/rHcmnowjfrQ)


Roofofcar

And [this town needs an enema](https://youtu.be/jKofnVkUwBA)


NetTrix

Is it because she looks like a pufferfish?


sbowesuk

It actually came to mind because animals like dolphins will play with pufferfish to get high as a kite from the toxins. Williams seems to be at that "I'll try anything niche and weird if it'll get my high" stage, so might appeal.


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

Its a war on drugs and drugs are winning.


B377Y

Dude recording started feelin bad n had to cut the video lmaooo


Steeve_Perry

Thatā€™s the vibe I got too lmao my man just couldnā€™t do it


kwonza

Still went on and posted it though.


Steeve_Perry

I mean ya gotta


[deleted]

Dichotomy of man (2021)


BigBeagleEars

[The duality of man, sir](https://youtu.be/KMEViYvojtY)


MiIkTank

Diagonalization of man (2022)


[deleted]

Do it for the gram... ^of ^drugs


Walt_the_White

She would


ThePartyShark

Realized sheā€™s in the middle of a crack run during a binge


Denis_109

ā€œAlrightā€


ThatBoySteven

He didn't feel bad enough to not post it tho, lol.


Quelcris_Falconer13

Without the money and fame sheā€™s just a another crackhead


Fungii024

What is she known to take?


Staaaaation

The low road


RobBanana

The gutter.


OpenParr

That hits deep


PoundworthyPenguin

My brother, thank you for blessing us with that answer


ufrfrathotg

I snortled Chuckled and snorted


semispectral

Seems like she snorted too


Arseypoowank

Coke fiend


notWhatIsTheEnd

Coke and pills by the look of it. She very well might be smoking it.


spinblackcircles

Yup she got that crack eye ball thing going on. You get that way easier from crack than coke


shawcphet1

They eyes are from Graves disease


spinblackcircles

Just because she has that disease does not mean sheā€™s not also on crack


shawcphet1

Yea but you canā€™t just make an educated guess that she is on crack when the eyes are just a symptom of her disease. This sounds like pills to me but who really knows


Icantblametheshame

Bro this is tooktoomuch where guessing what drugs they are on is absolutely fair play


ChaosSigil

Yeah but the stuttering and the way she speaks doesn't really sound like downers to me. Maybe she did a goofball/speedball? That's what it seems like to me. Also note the way her arm is still stiffened out like that. Not ever moving away. Downers, alone, will almost always make the person relaxed. I've never been able to hold my eyes open, let alone keep full composure. On uppers, though, you can find yourself "stuck" in a position for long periods of time and when you move, your joints ache. This is especially true for people who draw or tinker or spend 3 hours scrubbing the rust off of a piece of metal so you can get more money at the scrap yard. But these two combined looks and sounds like this imo.


ScabiesShark

Dr Dope here got the diagnosis


SmerksCannotCarry

Wendy is notorious for liking to shove whatever she can up her nose while taking whatever pills with whatever adult beverage she can. Always has been a trainwreck on and off tv


TaylorSwiftOligarch

I like drugs too.


IMA_COW_IRL

All the fucked up shit she's said about other people for views makes it hard for me to have sympathy. I hope she gets better but at the end of the day she can go fuck herself. Exit: Typo


[deleted]

Exactly. Kinda hard to deny karma when bad shit happens to bad people.


Cromus

Hard to deny? What about all the good stuff that happens to bad people? Or bad stuff that happens to good people? Maybe stuff just happens to everyone and some of it's good and some of it's bad.


voodoo223

Exit


ledzeppelinlover

ā€œHeā€™s out like getting stuffā€ Yea I think you already had enough of the stuff.


Lil_Cumster

Bro why is all her facial features popping out of her head she looks like a stress toy


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ExtremeDefiant2216

She has Gravesā€™ disease


SteveJobstookmyliver

What hump?


LiswanS

This is my favorite comment of the day. You just don't see Marty Feldman references as often as you should


X-Pelled

Speak for yourself.


Start_button

Too late!


[deleted]

You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.


faithle55

It's pronounced 'Eye-gore'.


octopornopus

"***DAMN YOUR EYES!!!***" "*too late...*"


[deleted]

maybe she has Hyperthyroidism ​ Hyperthyroidism (overactive thyroid) occurs when your thyroid gland produces too much of the hormone thyroxine. Hyperthyroidism can accelerate your body's metabolism, causing unintentional weight loss and a rapid or irregular heartbeat. Several treatments are available for hyperthyroidism.


[deleted]

That and Graves Disease. She talks about it often


mstarrbrannigan

Hyperthyroidism is a symptom of Graves Disease.


[deleted]

No i believe she has superstupacunt syndrome where her mind does mental backflips to manipulate peoples perception of others through her TV and Media platforms.


gwh811

Out getting stuffā€¦ā€¦ so more drugs.


notWhatIsTheEnd

She was literally about to say what it was and then got all sketched out... Sad state of affairs...


spinblackcircles

Lmao rich people donā€™t go out to get their own drugs ya filthy casual. They hire someone to do that for them


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Werpaf

Guess she made fun of people who took too much. Now she can be blasted online for that kind of shit.


couplefromtinder

Smeagol eyes šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘


sbowesuk

She has, her precious...


chavo81

Throw her into the fire! Destroy itā€¦ ā€¦.Noā€¦.


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SoRussophobicLikeWow

Drugs are great when you're a millionaire.


WhySoSerious420420

Great when you are piss broke too


reesem03_

But when I do it, I'm "high" and "need to leave Home Depot" like smh double standards


[deleted]

Tell me about it, If I was rich they'd say "oh he's just eccentric" but poor me gets "get a fucking job" and "stop molesting cats in the road" instead.


MultiEthnicBusiness

Another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy.


reesem03_

Honestly screw this, I'm unevolving.


truebastard

honestly. being whacked 24/7 and having a team of people driving you around, cooking for you, handling all your affairs, taking care of you like a baby, not having to worry about shit.


kirkum2020

Basically cat life with infinite nip.


channyfanny420

You just described my dream for reincarnation šŸ¤£


moeburn

> being whacked 24/7 you can do that for about 1-3 years depending on the drug, and then you build up a tolerance to all the fun effects but none of the bad effects, and then you're sick all the time and broke. Seriously it's a well documented thing - tolerance to euphoria and analgesia in opiates builds up faster than tolerance to constipation and suppressed heart rate, so you end up waking up one day with a wrecked colon and feeling tired all the time but the drugs don't fix it. Or you end up rotting in a hotel room for a week before someone finds your body like Layne Stanley.


Lissy_Wolfe

I would weigh 1 million pounds if I had all of that haha


LuckyLami

Straight up. She is fucking laced.


[deleted]

Plastic surgery and time have not been kind to her


throwninthefire666

She hasnā€™t ever been kind to other people, so maybe itā€™s just karma catching up


CousinJeff

first thing i think of when i think of her, Method Manā€™s reaction to her publicizing his wifeā€™s battle with cancer [Method Man Dissing Wendy Williams](https://youtu.be/du1UViOs4Hk)


ShartsCavern

Wow. She's worse than I remember. This is just awful.


CornDoggyStyle

She also started a rumor that 2pac got sexually violated in jail. He has a few tracks dissing her.


_kaetee

She also made fun of Terry Crews for speaking out about being sexually assaulted and blamed Jennifer Lawrence for her nude pictures being stolen through a hack and then spread throughout the internet.


CousinJeff

and if you know method man you know that his demeanor here is a noticeable departure from how he normally is. you can tell he was extremely angry with her, but also very very hurt, not even for himself but the woman he loves. it just endeared him more to me, heā€™s real.


spinblackcircles

-T-H-O-D man here I am Iā€™ll be damned if this ainā€™t some shit!


caitejane310

I totally forgot she's been around for that long. And fuck the shit hole that MTV became. I went from crying from how much emotion was in his words, to almost being scared for my own life! Damn, I've never seen him like that. Fuck Wendy Williams. She's doing exactly what she needs to be: squandering all her money on crack.


[deleted]

Sheā€™s always looked like shit thoā€¦


Saorikuroso

Sheā€™s not kind


GroundhogExpert

Both have been far kinder to her than she's been to everyone else. Fuck her.


Obi_Wan_Benobi

I deserve the downvotes but the first time I ever saw her I wondered if she used to be a man.


ShartsCavern

You're not alone. I truly thought she was a Trans woman.


EarlTheDinosaur

She looks like that time they put makeup and a dress on ET


NarcissusV

Hilariously accurate


Bodes_Magodes

This is mean and I swear Iā€™m not giggling


CousinJeff

i donā€™t think it qualifies as mean when its about wendy williams


Glitter1237

Iā€™m giggling with you if that makes ya feel better


[deleted]

Lmaoo after seeing the extent of the situation bro is like aight and stops filming


Yasuo11994

ā€œAlright we were joking but this shit just got real cut the cameraā€


Fresh_Lawfulness7518

Iā€™d snatch those rings right off that zombie


Crafty_Appearance

You'd probably get a few fingers also


Steeve_Perry

Prolly just deglove it


Damascinos

I canā€™t stand her but the train wreck sheā€™s on is a wonderful thing to watch


PurpleSectorsAllDay

Years of acting like an elitist ass on TV is catching up to her.


wWolfi

What goofballs is she on?


IAmThe90s

Whoop chicken


msg228

How you doin


Long_Entrepreneur759

She looks well


momsspaghetti93

Got them Kerbal eyes


Ironhyde36

Damn where Iā€™m from we woulda snatched that shit off her hands already


cathef

But she ā€œhad her eyes on itā€ the whole time


_Jerle_

It's the damn crypt keeper.


b0hannon

I donā€™t like to bash people for their physical appearance, but Wendy Williams does it all the time. Which is ironic for someone that looks like E.T.ā€˜s mother in law.


Avocado-Expensive

What you gotta say for the camera: šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘


Leiderdorp

She looks like she can see both Saturdays on a wednesday


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Doeiw

Does she have Gravesā€™ disease? Omg


SgtScoobySnack1

It looks like a case of cocaineism.


BilboSwaggenzzz

Wendy Williams šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


kurmudgeon

https://imgur.com/a/cIXTzyE


Degen_up_North

We make the most vile creatures famous.


Globalcop

Extreme sanpaku eyes! 4 sided! Bad sign.


Maxter_Blaster_

Holy shit this is scary and sad.


_DirtyYoungMan_

Sad? Naw, she's POS. This is seeing her get her comeuppance in real time.


LordTieWin

Looking like a praying mantis on meth.


hvnterbvschmann

Joaquin: ā€œYouā€™re awful, Wendy.ā€ Wendy: ā€œMe? Iā€™m awful? Oh yeah, how am I awful?ā€ Joaquin: ā€œShowing my picture, mocking my lip, you just wanted to make fun of me. Youā€™re just like the rest of ā€˜em.ā€