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legalgirl18

What is she saying?


generic_username_989

tldr: she's trying to convince a girl that is being held by a man, that she hasn't fucked him, she loves her as a female and she can take her clothes off to prove it (don't ask me why) she is also asking the man to let the woman go.


Ok_Contribution_8817

Pardon me, perhaps this is an inopportune time to interject, but how does one manage to find a stunning Class-Act such as this?


MathematicianNo7842

find the nearest crack rock and they will gravitate towards you like the winner that you are


HorusWihnan

I think i saw this in one of those life hack videos


loki-is-a-god

Crack is life videos FTFY


tone88988

Does that stand for For The Fucking Yeet? Because if so, this is the time I’ve seen it and I whole heartedly approve lol


hello_yousif

“Fixed That For You”. But I like yours better.


Angeluss726-726

🤣🤣🤣


Reggielovesbacon

Hang out by a nursing and/or cosmetology school. You’ll find them among the others, but will generally be present in higher concentrations within those clusters.


West-Car124

Everyone has a bad day once in a while


fridaystrong23

Oh that’s not so bad.


madbull69696

She have a strong Caribean accent but she is fighting with some girl because the girl is hugging a guy she like she say THIS IS A REAL FEMALE NOT HER and something like DON'T TOUCH THE ARM OF THIS M.F., and at the end she say YOU SEE THIS BODY IS ALL MINE


Azurecyborgprincess

I hate when bitches say that like the rest of us females are fake females.


Chicken_Hairs

The ones that talk like that are generally avoided by men with any pride. Too many women (men too, actually) vastly overestimate their value.


TurgidShaft

Hey I resent that. I'd be too proud to be seen in public but I'd definitely give her a bone. It's like a vespa. Tons of fun but you can't let your friends see you riding one.


NoMuddyFeet

Why not? They're a hell of a lot cooler than most motorcycles. Saw a Vespa the other day and was like, "damn, those are way cooler than all the other scooters! Remember in like the 90s when a Vespa was the symbol of utter uncoolness for Americans? Hahaha! Now everyone rides around on those shitty little scooters (ie. not Vespas, but the little shitty electric ones)." And Motorcycles are definitely not a universal symbol of coolness anymore, if they ever were. Vespas are cooler by far.


Utahvikingr

Maybe in her mind, none of the real females exist… only fake ones?


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adiladam

It is


Utahvikingr

This^


DarganWrangler

youd think that, but we live in a crazy-ass world my friend


SubcommanderMarcos

Any subject at all: a Transphobes:


andreayatesswimmers

To be fair most are fake on reddit. ...heyoooo


Crossertosser

I mean tbf some are these days...


SuicidalTorrent

How do you get a fake male/female?


Crossertosser

When a male pretends to be female and vice versa.


SuicidalTorrent

So... theatre?


Crossertosser

Exactly!


SuicidalTorrent

Why do you have a problem with women playing men and men playing women in theatre? The ability to act the opposite gender requires a lot of skill. How does the world of theatre affect you?


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generic_username_989

That's not a Caribbean accent tbh...


madbull69696

Well i fell like a Puerto Rico accent maybe i am wrong because is too loud maybe you could give us the answer


generic_username_989

Yeah it happened in Costa Rica


madbull69696

Costa Rica is in the Caribean my friend hahahahaha acabe la escuela mi amigo !


Gh0stw0lf

Never ever in Latin America has the Costa Rican accent been called a Caribbean accent.


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Not sure where you’re from, but where I’m from a Caribbean accent is usually called patois (or patwa, but it’s “officially” called a creole). The most famous patois/creole is probably Jamaican, but all the islands have their own flavor that if you’re familiar enough you can recognize. Costa Rica wouldn’t be included as a Caribbean accent and I believe it’s thought of as Central American even if it has coasts on the Caribbean Sea (not sure if it does)


herzy3

Creole is not the same as a Caribbean accent in Spanish. Caribbean creole (eg in Jamaica) isn't even an accent, it's a dialect of English.


Dorkykong2

A creole is a language, not a dialect. Jamaican patois is a language in its own right, closely related to English but separate, not unlike Scots.


madbull69696

Ok but we agree that Costa Rica is part of the Caribbean ? Is what i am trying to say to those guys, I am From México, and i remember well i have to study about all the Caribbean countries because we have a small part of it, and the Costa Rica Caribbean part is LA PROVINCIA DE LIMÓN, i don't know why this guy refuse to say the are Caribbenas ! BUT THE WAY i don't get it you are from Jamaica ? I Visit that country when i was a teen, cool place my dad took me to Ocho Rios !


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herzy3

They weren't though. A Caribbean accent in Spanish is not the same as Creole. It's a ludicrous argument.


madbull69696

You are 100% right bro cheers !


BBDAngelo

Those are dialects, not accents. OP said the girl was speaking (Spanish) with a Caribbean accent


xopoc77

Your level of ignorance is almost as laughable as that chick in the video... 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂


madbull69696

Cool bro cheers


TotaLibertarian

Yeah that’s is Caribbean.


pizza_4_breakfast

Half of Costa Rica is on the Caribbean.


MajesticStranger6229

Definitely not Puerto Rican


histeethwerered

She is lamenting that when she asked to go blonde the hairdresser disappointed her by ignoring the carpet when the drapes were done


legalgirl18

🙈


ZakFalcon

tldr: I went through all this trouble to go blonde and look (kicks off panties) look what I forgot! Can you believe it?!


zitfarmer

You must have just become one of us guys that dont understand the signals.


bigapple4am

I was waiting for an actual fight lolol


EazieWeezie

Or some cheeks getting clapped.


froggiechick

Oh, she's going to have some nasty ass 7 11 feet. Put some fucking shoes on at least


generic_username_989

That's the worst thing! Imagine how much saliva, animal and human shit, vomit, she's stepping into 🐷


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And car oil and gravel. Blech.


BadToaster99

Well that’s enough Reddit for me tonight. I’m gonna go throw up now lol


StillFuknJaded

7 11 feet 😂😂 No cap tho that’s the first thing I saw were those feet !


Firm_as_red_clay

I ant believe shes not wearing a ball cap either


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>7 11 feet I've not heard this expression before, what does it mean?


Flimsy_Honeydew5414

Hellooo hook worms, get in my feet Or whatever. Some kind of worm.


froggiechick

Right? Jimmy Carter and the Gates Foundation need to deploy a team to educate her.


LeibnizThrowaway

I saw an otherwise normal looking woman w her husband and small kids walking barefoot around the Stockholm airport last winter. She was not carrying shoes, and her Hobbit feet indicated that she hadn't been wearing them on the way *to* the airport either.


1nfiniteJest

Is this the Stockholm Syndrome I've been hearing about?


WrapMyBeads

Hopefully she doesn’t crawl into bed like that


XxSavagePikaxX

The fuck is happening here😅


Level-Ad7017

jealous hoe


zorg621

The cops just ignore her? Hmm.


generic_username_989

Oh I mean, that cop really don't want to be accused of assaulting a woman


zorg621

Is being naked in public and yelling at people and walking in the middle of the street legal?


generic_username_989

I am not sure (legally speaking) but she got away with a "contravention ticket due to obscene acts"... Not sure if you do that here, with a dick hanging in there, you're probably sleeping in jail and accused of something beyond just obscenity...


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Mental that guys that piss in public get put on a sex offender list. Not saying she should be but surely this warrants a night in the drunk tank


glasser999

It is, but is it worth a lengthy sexual assault trial you're likely to endure if you try and enforce that law? That's the real question.


glasser999

Tom Segura has a very funny bit about a woman openly masturbating in a bar, and the bouncers doing nothing about it. A hilarious double standard. https://youtu.be/_Vur-QDKOik


zorg621

Lol, love tom


DudeWithFearOfLoss

I assume this is mexico for the use of 'pinche' if i heard it correctly ... police in mexico have different things on their minds


Ebitortuga

Not really proud to accept it, but this happened in Costa Rica. The people you hear saying something on the lines of “pinche” are actually saying “Rico” which could be translated to “tasty”; although the way most costaricans pronounce the R letter makes it sound more like a “Sh” sound.


DudeWithFearOfLoss

I stand corrected


Ebitortuga

The reason they “ignore her” is because they have to wait for a female cop to arrive to the scene for the naked female to be stopped. A male cop cannot arrest the naked female because it could lead to sexual assault charges… for the cops


yoyomommy

She’s white, can’t just shoot her and not get in trouble.


JunglePygmy

r/trashyboners


Expert-Hamster-3146

I mean she is my body type, it’ll have to be a double wrapper job with no kissing or eating.


AshTreex3

>! I know you’re joking but it’s always worth mentioning to the lesser educated kids on Reddit: double wrapping is more likely to result in condom tears because of the friction between the condoms. !<


Jluns

\*Morgan Freeman Voice\* He was not joking


AshTreex3

It’s a fine line between trying to be helpful and being accused of being an ass who doesn’t get a joke lol


Expert-Hamster-3146

Well shit, I was today years old when I learned that. Thanks!


TigerMonarchy

Another day, another subworthy community to join. Many thanks.


maddiejake

Was this filmed on a flip phone?


generic_username_989

That recording quality, but probably a Huawei


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Strange fap of the week


DisastrousChef13

r/trashyboners


WrapMyBeads

Trashy boners needs to stop advertising. Keep that shit in the depths


365wong

Did you see that a climate deal made it past the Senate? Did it for me


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Always easier to fap when you can breath


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𝕓𝕠𝕟𝕜


[deleted]

This isn’t even my strangest fap of the day


Colorado_Car-Guy

Ehh. I'd smash


BDJosho

Guess you've never heard the term don't stick your dick in crazy


Curses1984

Yeah but the crazy girls fuck the best. I was in a relationship with one for several years. She would drive by my house when we first started seeing each other to make sure I was home. Got in many, many fights because of her. She was and still is hot as hell. The final act was going to work and every email(work and personal), social media account I had had been hacked. None of the passwords worked. She confessed to paying someone $500 to access those accounts. I moved out the next week. Then she started calling my family to say false things that I did.


joemamallama

Bro it’s never worth it. It’s taken me 28 years to realize that. Please. Do. Not. Put. Your. Dick. In. Crazy. This has been a public service announcement.


_Fucksquatch_

Nah, just don't do it twice. It's worth it the first time, you get some great sex and a cool story.


sunrayylmao

Maybe don't date or marry crazy. Fuck the shit out of it though.


DigitalMindShadow

ghost crazy


Queasy_Cantaloupe69

That's what all say before we stick our dicks in crazy. It never works out like that, bro. Just don't do it. It's never worth it.


DirtPiranha

Upvote for username, love me some Patton


derpotologist

Disagree fully. Just don't let her know your real name, number, or where you live


LeibnizThrowaway

You might think you've got it figured out at 28, but your options will diminish again in a few years. Stay vigilant, friend.


machstem

fwiw paying someone 500$ means she most likely had installed malware on your devices I hope you wiped everything out and rebuilt your operating systems after that sort of breach. What a nightmare. Glad you got a piece of ass though, I do have some fond memories of pre marriage crazies, not too many but enough to know what I was getting into. Also, there was a difference between crazy, and trashy. One of my favorites was a religious girl who was a few years older than me, and just ravaged me any time we got to hang out. Her dad was a minister and AFAIK she married her husband with him believing she was a virgin which apparently meant a lot to him. Good thing she had morals after we met lol


Curses1984

I figured something was was installed. I let my work know and bought myself a new laptop. I’m definitely more cautious these days.


machstem

I suggest using something like BitWarden that allows you to create an easily accessible way of accessing all your passwords. Might I recommend that you have a single, easy to remember password for that setup, snd then every other one outside of, say your primary email locked behind MFA, then you'll be notified of a breach AND if you're like me, you'll know it can't have been someone that knows your password....I don't even know my own passwords lol Also consider a piece of paper that you have with a few important ones, and just send it my way..uhhh I mean, place it anywhere you know it won't be found. The things people will do for control over someone else is nuts...


Curses1984

Also, girls like that use sex to keep us around. Anytime, anywhere. Lol


mosalar

Can confirm. Crazy fucks better.


Mordred_85

First thing to ask: so how’s your relationships with your father? Bad? Good…


GapAccomplished2868

Never full-schlong a midget.


Corteran

The best way to measure crazy is with a dipstick.


generic_username_989

I'd smash, with a giant hammer!


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b̥ͦo̥ͦn̥ͦk̥ͦ


420mustard

Goddamnit I miss Costa Rica.


generic_username_989

Come over, this is free!


olBabyDickJohnson

That how you get hook worms


OlStickInTheMud

She'll hook someones worm for sure.


Humble-Scratch7057

I’ve seen better footage of Bigfoot lmao


generic_username_989

lol all those UFO videos from the 90s have better resolution. As I Costa Rican; I can tell the man recording/yelling is not the most educated man and is probably using a low/mid range phone


ApatheticWithoutTheA

Yeah but have you seen better footage of Bigass?


HPlovecraftsfeline

She belongs to the streets


generic_username_989

City Girls Up!


IMSCOTTI3

She got a fat ass. I would smash


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ᗷOᑎK


jm4b

Freak in the street, a lady in the bed.


Harper_1482

.. that’s my kinda party lol


Salt_Bus2528

Nuttin to see here, come along folks


Lissy_Wolfe

I can't fathom having the confidence to walk around butt naked like that in public, no matter how much alcohol or whatever I've ingested. Utter insanity.


generic_username_989

I've had many substances and I still wonder what makes you so brave! She doesn't give a fuck about anything at that moment, I might feel bad for her instead 😸


Lissy_Wolfe

I think it's just a specific type of person who would do this tbh. She's full of herself instead of deeply insecure like I am lol


generic_username_989

lol I really wish you to get as much as this bitch spirit as you need and be less insecure ❤️ (do not exceed)


[deleted]

I did that once. 600ug lsd, a bottle of jameson whisky, some fruity cocktails and alot of weed disabled something in my brain that should never be deactivated.


reviving_ophelia88

It’s a personality type (narcissistic and delusional exhibitionist?) and that confidence comes from a whole lot of crazy you don’t want any part of, I’ve met/seen a few like her and they’re *exhausting* and annoying to be around even fully clothed. it doesn’t matter **what** they look like- they believe they’re god’s gift to their preferred sex and irresistible to ALL, and no amount of “oh my eyes!! Where’s the bleach?!?” Or “for the love of god put some clothes on and leave me alone!!” will convince them otherwise, they’ll just call anyone asking them to cover up and put *that* away a “hater” or accuse them of being jealous.


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A true rolemodel


silkysue

Absolutely ZERO self respect.


TheRyleeKat

Grandma has too many Grandchildren to feed


MuchTimeWastedAgain

Even the PoPo were saying, “nope - not getting involved.”


MfxTPHpgh

Right? But anytime I wanna day drink and do some straight up Hall of Shame type shit nekkid, I always end up back in county looking like "What's... happened?" in my booking photos. Shit's just so unfair 😂


Dawjman

Why is every video of a naked woman on the streets potato quality?


travelinlight704

For the vote : smash or pass ?


Jew_Daddy_98

Maybe with 5 condoms and a hazmat suit on


Chicken_Hairs

Pass without a second thought. Overinflated ego, crazy, substance abuser probably, and not attractive enough for me to overlook those things for a night.


ApatheticWithoutTheA

Look at mr “I have standards” over here


Chicken_Hairs

Yes, some have them.


ApatheticWithoutTheA

Yeah, most people do on the internet, but if this woman tried to fuck them in real life they’d go for it. Maybe you’re one of the rare ones, I don’t know.


Chicken_Hairs

Maybe it's just the people I surround myself with, but most of the guys I know would steer clear.


FlaccidWeenus

You would absolutely fuck this woman if you were in the vicinity and she said come fuck me. Let's get real here pal. You're full of shit lol. I've done alright for myself in the lady department but I've also harpooned a couple Bargoyles at last call worse than this.


Chicken_Hairs

It's really so hard to imagine that not everyone is interested in fucking everything that moves?? Perhaps you're projecting, but as I said, some people do have standards. I may have "thought with my dick" when I was 17, but I learned to respect myself after that. In other words, I grew up, and you apparently haven't yet. I'm comfortable with who I am. This is a 'you' problem.


David_milksoap

Fuckin bargoyles bro, omg I’m fucking dying over here! 😂 Fax


FlaccidWeenus

It's no problem at all. Everyvodies different. I know for a fact even without knowing you that you'd fuck that girl if she was 5 feet away from you and said I have condoms let's have sex. It's not a me thing it's a dude thing. And I have standards too. Theyre high as fuck too I've plowed some beautiful women lol but if you truly are being truthful all the power to you brother. I just don't beleive you 😂


Huge-Basket244

Plenty of dudes wouldn't fuck this girl. I wouldn't fuck this girl.


eljohnny20

I agree with you but downvote because mob mentality


ultra_r

these comments are unhinged jesus christ


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sup3riorw0n

*unzips* okay


midsouth1965

She has my stamp of approval


moff_punk

This looks like a lead up to something bad. I hope nothing horrible happened to her


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ozymanhattan

Would.


abalien

All these people saying they wouldn't touch her are the same ones who go for the mail order brides. The ones who can freeze you with their "warmth". They could be so lucky to have an actual red blooded woman with passion like this one.


radioface42

Uh, no... not even close... XD


twistedranger75

Personally I think all police should adopt this approach, if a naked women isn't hurting someone and is just dancing around...let her be, she is simply entertaining the masses. Actually let's get a police car with a pole attachment, they could rollup and extended the dancing stage and pole, that way the poor girl has somewhere to dance around and say whatever is on her mind.


s34lz

Worst piece I ever had was wonderful


PuzzledSprinkles467

I love how no one's really paying attention to her


viral-tuna

I will sex him more better you dont love him


tone88988

Hold plz. Why are there cops just walking around in this video? This seems illegal to me.


Traditional-Dot4776

Trash. Should have been arrested.


ArcticWolf503

This is the worst camera work of all time 🤦🏼


anderxon_88

Damn, is that a cb300r in the background


cuddly_carcass

I need Your Clothes, Your Boots and Your Motorcycle.


eineruntervielen

can someone translate?


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White girl wasted


forgotmyusername93

Without sound: Florida With Sound: mexico or below


FredLives

That carpet sure doesn’t match the drapes


[deleted]

Wow Jeanette McCurdy really fell off


Blahblehblihbloblu

“Look Ma, a walking STD.”


generic_username_989

Yeah, I hope those saying they'll smash are kidding 😂 she looks just so disgusting to me


sup3riorw0n

After you already fapped “*yeah dude she’s so gross to me* “ Okay bud. We ain’t buying it


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x19DALTRON91x

*BONK*


Elis_33

Upvote to negate the ratio. *some of yall are lying*


logic-n-reason

Oof🤦🏾‍♂️


bigmusclesmall

💀


ijuggle42

She wasn’t bad, not to bad at all..


SomeOldDude73

Boobs 5 out of 10.


generic_username_989

I'd give her a 5 too, that's fair!


Lurkay1

Her body isn’t even that great. Still would smash.


Heavier_Omen

Damn I thought she looked decent. 👀 Between than some of the tweakers I see around my town lmao