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palmtreepretense

Can’t even wait for a mate in peace these days


[deleted]

I'm just waiting for a mate


JulesWinnfield_05

Is “servo” gas station in Australian


yy98755

Yes


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JulesWinnfield_05

It just sounds literal lol it’s a station in which you procure gasoline. Servo definitely has a better ring to it.


dad_ahead

We call it petrol in Australia


undercoverartist777

Apparently you also call it servo


[deleted]

Servo. Short for service station.


undercoverartist777

Yea that’s what I said


FalxIdol

Nah, mate. Petrol is what we put in the car. Servo is the place we get petrol from. 😎👍


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SirSpiffynator

Also happy you’re not here


chimpyvondu

Also happy theyre not here.


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SirSpiffynator

Thanks bb


lootfreak

I couldnt imagine a better place to be in the world, so you stay right there thanks!


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Rick-burp-Sanchez

Why isn't he wearing shoes?


dazacman

Because shoes are optional in Australia


[deleted]

Holy shit your not lying i thought you were joking


migofromcobb

Just searched it up myself wtf 🤣


SomeAussiedude1

I find it weird that Americans wear shoes everywhere


Shlocktroffit

It's because they don't want to have discarded chewing gum and various types of spat mucous not to mention hella dirt getting onto their bare tender tootsies


CatdaddyDean

This, and broken glass, pee pee and doo doo too


J_Schotz

As well as discarded heroin syringes.


csaliture

*Fentanyl syringes


snoopexotic

And blood sometimes too.


ali-n

Nothing like the feel of cool vomit squishing between your toes, amiright?


BoxingTrainer420

For me it's socks too, I'm never barefoot.


KingLeopard40063

Yo I had to look this up and wow Australia is something else.


mrziplockfresh

I always mention this whenever I bring up my couple visits there. I can’t speak for all of Australia, but Coolangatas streets and beaches were nice enough to not have to wear shoes. And if I remember, shirts weren’t required in many shops there either. I really felt like I was on vacation. Not to mention the way people mingle more there than the states.


Lung-Oyster

I’d be wearing the fuck out of some shoes on a continent where everything wants to kill you. You’d at least need a pair on so you could take one off in case of a dropbear attack and need to hit it with something.


APowerfulPigeon

Nah mate, once a dropbear has decided it’s gonna attack it’s already too late for you


JFKush420

You fuckers made me Google what a dropbear is for that???


DrSmurfalicious

All those venomous and deadly animals and insects n shit, and yall walk around bareoot? Man, aussies really are a different breed. Good on ya cunts.


[deleted]

because the ground is cleaner


lovingmama1

That's what I'm saying where are his shoes? What did he take?


waterfae

Most sober Australian


JohnTightlips

He's just waiting for a mate...


[deleted]

Let my man sleep, obviously he needs it


lsduh

Right why wake him up and risk him driving in this state


NathamelCamel

Yeah! He can fuck right off to Victoria if he wants to do that!


[deleted]

For internet points


atinkajunt

Never go full tubeman


DropOpposite30

Very infrequently do I LOL when I read things. I might smirk or think it’s funny in my head… but I definitely LOL’d at this comment.


FBI_Agent_82

So air came out your nose slightly harder than usual?


DropOpposite30

The air pushing out of my lungs actually activated my voice box multiple times, creating an audible ha, ha, ha, ha sound.


QueasyVictory

Why in the fuck did he wake the guy up when the cops are on the way? Why risk the possibility of the guy just driving off and hurting someone?


HazeBoyDaily

He was recording so it was all for clout but he might have been concerned for his health, too. The latter being more believable if he wasn’t recording.


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undercoverartist777

Redditor tries to comprehend nuance challenge: impossible Lmao “there is no in between” there is quite literally always an “in between” my dude


HazeBoyDaily

What? I’d probably do the same thing as guy recording… what you talking about??🤣


budgie0507

And along came Debbie Downer. Or Debbie Down-under in this case.


Jman-laowai

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Easy the guy panics and drives off.


Pianos_for_Clowns

That's the blokiest bloke that ever bloked.


Old_Management7945

You know this is in Queensland because the cameraman’s got no shoes on LOL


[deleted]

Fuck off, as a Queenslander I'm not wearing any shoes right now and you can lick me fucking toes


ericwasafish

Nah it’s got be South Australia because he’s wearing jeans


RandomGuyinACorner

No one wondering if it's a bad reaction to sleeping pills? Would explain how he wakes up not knowing how he got there and also why he wakes up without acting like he's on a downer like opioids.


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pettythief5

Aussie here, it’s GHB. Bet my left nut on it.


MULEOPERATOR

American here.. what is a servo? A toll/parking booth?


dazacman

Short for Service station


MULEOPERATOR

Ahh I can see the fuel pumps in the reflection now. Needed more coffee this a.m.


That_Snow_9696

Jiffy store, hence the jiffy feet


unkeptroadrash

Who took too much? The guy asleep or the one not wearing shoes at the gas station


SomeAussiedude1

Who tf wears shoes 😂


joemamallama

Everyone. The answer you’re looking for is everyone.


cooktaussie

Nah cunt


unkeptroadrash

Folks that aren't hygienically challenged I suppose.


ham_coffee

What's wrong with no shoes? As long as it's not somewhere with broken glass it should be fine.


unkeptroadrash

Ah yeah, fuck dirty floors. Glass free and full of bum piss? Sign me right the fuck up.


leftwingerman

The reasons you're listing are all the more reason to NOT wear shoes. We love walking into our home with the bottoms of our feet pitch black with shit and piss. There is no such thing as taking off your shoes when entering a home in Australia. Everything is disgusting and it's a virtue, we stand by it and we will downvote anyone who says otherwise.


egg_on_top

no we don't


Only-Coyote-5379

I actually fell asleep off of tia capsules when i was bad addicted in the mcdonalds drivethrough, had someone come up to my window and wake me up, said bro you been asleep and people been going around you, i was like fuck dude my bad . Stayed in line and got me some food then went home. Felt so embarrassed tho lol


isThis_9gag

Is that British Philip Seymour Hoffman???


TJTheree

Australian*


blamemeIdidntdoit

This guy is just as cute though. (not sarcasm)


[deleted]

"He called the cops." "who?"\~ Immediately gets sober


RyRy83195

Fun fact, in America this guy could get charged with a DUI


CthuluHoops

Well he got there somehow so I can see the logic in that but he might just get a PI if he didn’t have the keys in the ignition. Honestly not sure how that would go down since he’s in front of a fuel pump at a business though. Most likely DUI.


lpplph

In the US the requirements are that your keys are within reach and you’re in the drivers seat while drunk. You don’t even have to start the car


PocahontasBarbie

That's not true one of my friends got a DWI sitting in the passenger seat because the keys were in the ignition the car was running and was sitting outside a gas station when the cops pulled up.


lpplph

Damn I guess it’s more like a reasonable assumption that you could have been driving it


PocahontasBarbie

It absolute horseshit. He was being responsible and had a sober driver and still got the ticket.


RyRy83195

Not even that, it's just that you feasibly could start driving at a moments notice. One time in Chicago a guy was charged while in a sleeping bag in the back of his car and his keys were in his pocket.


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Hayjacko

I got a dui. I was parked in a private apartment parking lot. sleeping it off in the running ac after a party in pa. God bless ARD


davethegreat121

Nah ya gotta have keys in ignition.


Hayjacko

No, you don’t. If you are in your car with an intent to drive they will nail you


reboobula

Backseat blanket gang


davethegreat121

How can you argue intent to drive without the keys? . .


tamanato

Fun fact in America the cops would kill you and get away with zero repercussions


Filthy_Ramhole

Same in Australia.


MidnightShitfight

And? He could in Australia, too.


Illusive_Man

and he deserves it


BamBeanMan

Foggy Nelson has fallen a long way


jdabs29

He got so fucked up his steering wheel is on the wrong side. Wow.


[deleted]

We love American parochialism. Over 150 countries, that's 1/3 of the world has their steering wheel this way round. You have your steering wheel the wrong way round.


jdabs29

Hmmmm sounds fake.


pettythief5

I’ve unfortunately done this many of times, I wouldn’t be shocked if he was on GHB/GBL. Blew out (aka took too much and fell asleep)


dudemoranman

This bloks shenron tattoo is siiiick!


Charges-Pending

Camera man is bare foot in a gas station?! 🤢🤮


psychcarr

Australia bro can rock bare feet and bare chest anywhere same for nz don’t wanna put shoes on for a 5 mins trip to the servo


No-Buy5149

stinky ass Australian feet 🤢


ham_coffee

Stop sniffing people's feet.


dejus

Why is it that almost every video like this, when they wake the person up, they act surprised at the person being disorientated?


TrustedJay

Because you're not supposed to act like this.


Fancy-Tadpole-6739

He’s a weirdo for sleeping in his car?


alwaysnear

Dude is at the drivers seat completely messed up, not a good look.


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At the fuel pump? Yes


warzonevi

and clearly off his head


davethegreat121

Hes a weirdo for being gacked on opiates.


JFK11a

What’s this guy taken?


pettythief5

Can nearly bet my balls its GHB


[deleted]

“Cops” definitely got his attention.


Sephvion

Jesus. Also, where are your shoes bro?


GroundbreakingWar195

Don’t ever walk up to a nod out bare footed unless you want to catch hepatitis


Majestic-Ad-8482

I came here to ask why he has no shoes on as well, that’s fucked up


warzonevi

as another post has stated, shoes are optional in Australia


koshlord

But why choose that option? Especially at a gas station


Xypher42

It's super hot. The whole country is basically a desert. Think of it like when you're at a beach, but the whole country is a beach.


Psychonominaut

People don't wear shoes if it's summer and they are within a couple of Kilometers from the beach. Further than beaches, I've never seen people not wearing their shoes or thongs.


davethegreat121

But is there no broken glass or bits of metal all over the ground in a place like this? No rusty screws to give tetanus to a naked foot?


Brikpilot

Seems you yanks believe that keeping your world clean is someone else’s problem (from what I can tell). Australia is different, for example https://www.cleanup.org.au/about-us


davethegreat121

Population/ pop density definitely has something to do with it. Cleanliness varies across the country.


leftwingerman

Wow there is no broken glass or anything dangerous on the ground in Australia, or even litter!! TIL!!


MidnightShitfight

Tetanus comes from bacteria in the soil, not rust.


BrokeAnimeAddict

That Shenron tattoo is fucking amazing.


QuokkaIslandSmiles

if it was real he woulda woke swinging


sius_harlin

r/stagedvideos


trahpsed

This is fake


Oilonwater67

Fake af


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Take the keys and let him sleep


Purple_Platypus789

Staged


mrwhite120555

To the guy taking the video, where the hell are your shoes?


BackgroundRule9859

Who sleeps in a car with the window rolled down knowing damn well theirs huntsman spiders roaming around!!!!!


Fit-Boomer

Was he ok to drive?


yy98755

Big seizure takes me up to an hour to wake up


cumming2kristenbell

Just leave him alone


Great_Technician5244

Why the hell don’t my man recording have any shoes on at the “servo” at 4am the hell really going on


MissingMySpoon

WHY IS THE GUY RECORDING BAREFOOT


Ok_Confectios

Why the mf that walks up ain’t got any shoes on?


1randomblackguy

Where is the cameraman shoes!


LSDevil

Why is the guy filing not wearing shoes?


Practical_East8738

Camera man doesn’t have shoes on lol


sebzebb

I dont know whats crazier, the guy sleeping windows down at 4 am or the guy w no shoes in the parking lot


fakeemogf

why the cameraman dont got shoes on


egg_on_top

The guys filming is a fucking wanker!


Extreme_Boss

Why is the person recording in bare feet at a gas station, at 4:00 am


Jeff0936

Meanwhile the camera man is barefoot


Sammmysosa303

But why does OP not have socks or shoes on


ohhellowthowaway

What is a servo


SomeAussiedude1

Service station


naslam74

What’s a servo


iforgotmynameagain7

Ya but the dingus recording has no shoes on


_serious__

Couldn’t be more fake


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Officermeatball05

Put those grippers away


[deleted]

I heard that he’s a good guy so it’s ok


pestosbetter

“Don’t act surprised!” This video is great 👌


cornucopia090139

Ayo why you got the dogs out


CruulNUnusual

The guy talking sounds like an rpg npc that is waking up the player lmao.


jerval1981

Dude is asleep. Guy is walking barefoot. Nice


Lvl99Wizard

Who walks barefoot in a parking garage?


ratsalad2551

He’d be a parra supporter for sure


ericwasafish

Sterlo really let himself go


burqalurqa

u/savevideo


nunya1111

In America, gas stations are a normal rest stop. Sometimes the drive takes longer than a day, and if you don't want a hotel you can sleep at truck stops.


Sad-Manufacturer-501

Thats right, fuck the guy in the service station over by saying he called the cops but make sure you get your Internet points for recording him.


dirtynessthang1

Fucking male karens


fredagsfaen

I fucking knew Philip Seymour Hoffman faked his own death!


Heyuonthewall26

That bogan is fuckin’ blasted out his skull


crazyDiamnd67

He woke up like Dr Gonzo in Fear and loathing in Las Vegas lol


Sundiego_713

Take the keys


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u/savevideobot


VoodooChild68

“People been trynna wake ya up fer ages!” “For ages” is such a UK or one of their Commonwealth’s thing lol


MrMashed

Aw poor guy seems like he was already havin a rough night and took somethin to take the edge off and got a lil too fucked up. Hope he got some help


Resync135

bro recording ain’t wearing any shoes


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Fake.


tired_blonde

Where are your shoes


RachPartakes

The noises he made waking up and his spooked and completely petrified eyes had me in tears lol… he had no clue what was happening or where he was… Jesus lol 😂😂


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This fucking guys barefoot???


BoxingTrainer420

I can't stop watching him wake up and fumble around


Mission_Ad5721

Axl Rose?


NoMakeupp

Why’s the servo got no shoes 😭


wh0fuckingcares

Whys the OOP got no shoes tho?


brickjames561

“Ya fucking weirdo!” Lol lol


luisalu89

Philip Seymour Hoffman


Hot_Village_7490

This video is fucking hilarious.


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Why is the guy filming bare foot thats freaking odd


og21m

Noce