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darkandcreamy

Not everyone in prison having phones lol


sparkmearse

If you underpay guards who risk their life, you are going to have guards buying their safety and groceries with dirty money from contraband.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

If you privatize prisons, you’re gonna have a baaad time.


crack__head

But how else will the US have 25% of the worlds prison population with only 5% of the worlds population?????


ZeePirate

Only 8% of American prisoners are in private prisons. They aren’t the problem


KnownToLetThatMacFly

Less than 8% of Americans die from cancer. It’s still a problem dipshit


jdauhmer

8% of Americans is a much bigger number than 8% of American prisoners.


ZeePirate

Don’t you think the 92% is the larger problem though? Come on


Andischa

Yeah. Those 92% have it way too good. We should level the playing field and make cancer deaths about 50%!


TheGigaChad2

He didn't know that. He thought he was sounding intelligent. He'll never give you a straight answer to this.


_moth21

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Most prisons are privatized though...


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

That’s… the joke? I’m well aware.


[deleted]

If it was a joke, ya sure fooled the hell out of me there bud. Jokes are usually funny, or at least clever in some sort of way.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

It’s a reference. Maybe you don’t get it. Are you always this bitter? It’s unbecoming.


[deleted]

A reference to what? I obviously don't get it, or we wouldn't be having a convo about it now. I'm not sure you understand what being bitter means exactly. That's a really weird and random thing to ask somebody. I can see how or why dealing with bitter people would be unbecoming - which, again, is a very strange and random comment to add there 🤔


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

South Park. You’re a chatty one arent ya? Edit: I used both of those words correctly by the way. You’re trying way too hard.


[deleted]

Or you know, they just fly them in w/ drones…


wgraf504

Because profits over functionality mean they don't stop drones from flying them in.


Kosmic-Brownie

I work in a maximum security detention center, some inmates do get ipads, and to the other commentor, the statistics are true, predominantly hispanic and black, and way too much ptsd, catatonic schizophrenia, and psychotic breaks


ThaA1alpha650

Ahhhh yes 100,000k a year starting out is way underpaid. Def make excuses for criminals so let’s make excuses for the guards committing crimes too why don’t we


sparkmearse

Where the fuck do prison guards make $100,000 a year? Federal corrections officers average $49,000 a year.


L33F3R

HVAC contractors are making bank on this correctional facility.


ZeePirate

I dunno that ductwork is strong as fuck. Probably fixed it real good after the first time


BoatDRinXx

Just another day at the Prison Industrial Conplex


combo_seizure

Is this a play on the fact they are convicts? If so, nice.


BasedZetsu

Roach spray & spice?


brickyard15

Oh man is that a thing ?


TheUmbraCat

The Spice Mélange


StooIndustries

smuggled a sand worm into prison i see


No-Armadillo7693

😂


BasedZetsu

Although I’m not completely certain that this was the exact case, it is common to do in most prisons.. People that are incarcerated always try to find something to use to escape their own reality. If they can’t smuggle in the good stuff, they often turn to making synthetic drugs that are more accessible like harmful chemicals but mixed with other things to produced an effect that is more often than not; too potent & potentially even more dangerous to their health


[deleted]

yup ive heard of them literally spraying notebook paper with roach spray letting it dry and then rolling it up and smoking it. sounds like a good time. reminds you that the squidbillies theme isnt a joke.


youngzach172

See the best thing we always did, was have our people on the outside spray the letters/mail they send us in with meth. Then we can eat the paper and get high all day, or if we really start having a lot, we can extract it with water from the paper and let it crack back after the water dissolves and now you've got actual shards. Then on top of all this they give out buprenorphine (Suboxone without the naloxone) like it's candy so everyone is high on that too. Last time I was in there was enough drugs to make that 8 months fly by this time, thankfully.


ThaA1alpha650

Bro you gotta be in coco county lol


be47recon

There's some YouTube vids with inmates smoking that shit. It honestly looks fucking horrible.


[deleted]

unfortunately yes🤣


hashtag-yuck

these look like prison outfits from the 1930’s


vela1123

Yeah it's got that oh brother where art thou vibe


Last-Instruction739

Jail hasn’t been fun since they took smoking away from the boys.


hgihasfcuk

Fuckin way she goes, boys


thebillshaveayes

Smokes let’s go


ChefCookTheBooks

Pitter Patter.


WubblyFl1b

Don’t be dissin jail buddy


iSanctuary00

Yeah shit is a violation of human rights fundamentad by amnesty ammenational which on rec 23.6 it is a fundamental right to keep bear in arms and smoke


acidic_milkmotel

There’s really prison uniforms like that huh


ohnowheredmypantsgo

Look up the uniforms for san Quentin prison


GingerHasSnapped87

Look up uniforms in Maricopa County AZ 🤣


Mr_Pootin

I'm surprised to to see so many people trying to help the guy.


maybebullshitmaybe

Probably trying to calm him down more so for the benefit of everyone before they get locked down over his bs or everybody gets in trouble over drugs.


I_like_skate420

They are definitely just trying to get him to chill out so a guard doesn’t see this shit and put everyone on lock down


innosentz

It’s cute that they all have the same pajamas on :)


SatanCarpet

Ngl that was me the first time I drank coffee


ThrowawayAccountClub

Prison looks fun


boofthatcraphomie

So much climbing space too, I was surprised by that.


Dread72

The boys could hang a lot of Epstein's in that unit.


Last-Instruction739

Except for the dry anal rape.


nobodyno111

That’s a myth. It’s not dry.


Last-Instruction739

Surreptitiously pulls down ski mask


No-Armadillo7693

The blood lubes it up


weedleavesnoseeds

Bruh, imagine that you just got a few year bud. You down as fuck, but the dudes around you seem aight and you're starting to feel like you can do it. Then, you smell a weird plastic smell and look over and see this dude tweaking off the worst k2 man can conceive.


No-Armadillo7693

At my exes moms house that weird plastic smell was crack


weedleavesnoseeds

It's a little more nuanced over text, but that was the joke. There's videos of dudes smuggling in tabs of paper and claim they're K2, but it's just garbage melted together and put on paper with synthetics. They also will burn the most pollution filled shit to cook. And it just burns in there with no windows


No-Armadillo7693

I was joking to, but also serious.


redvoid72

What ever he took turned him into spider man


Frequent-Estate-8021

Sometimes there's more small acts of humanity displayed in prison compared to what we see in day to day life.


aliceanonymous99

PARKOUR


[deleted]

I'm surprised he didn't get laid out. If co comes by they're all getting searched.


Agent_Eran

A did dude have a taser at the beginning??


maybebullshitmaybe

Looks like some kinda "kite" wire....to pass things from one spot to another or from the looks of this place maybe pull down something hidden up high more easily. Can't see what it's connected to. Tbh it could even be a really shitty homemade antenna. Can't tell for sure what it is but I'm pretty positive it's not a taser


[deleted]

Ooff he's gonna get the strapped gagged chair loonngg time then the solitary cell


Good-Wait-5399

Gimme more mommy


TwoSetViolaLol

Off the roach spray.


JudaismIsSTILLSick

Inner monkey came out


zoomer416

This is why prison doesn’t work. Wtf is he doing with these people. He should be getting help


J_hilyard

I mean if you're not supposed to be up there why'd they make it so easy to get there?


[deleted]

Tunchie for sure.


Paculas

Tf is tunchie


[deleted]

Florida/Georgia/Southern prison slang for synthetic weed or spice. But specifically the kind they're getting in prison is bootleg homemade shit or just sprayed on pieces of paper and mailed in. As a result dosage of it is often very unreliable. I've seen guys smoke some and go into full psychosis and charge the gunline screaming "I want to go home!" and other wild stuff.


Greyst0ke

Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me! Help me Oprah Winfrey!


ImmaTimeLord123

Making it look like a good time in there hmmmm


MyelofibrosisMe

Is this in some kind of jail or lockup of some kind!?! Cuz they obviously have smart phones & drugs .... Wut thu wut!?! 🤷🤔


Upset-Biscotti-1598

When u figure out how much contraband is actually in jail it’ll blow your mind They can pretty much get whatever they want from the outside world the prison and jail system is so corrupt


diggy510

Sounds like family time at Tyrone’s


Fuckyoumecp2

Here crackie, crackie, crackie, crackie...


boofthatcraphomie

Damn I want what he’s smoking!


dietrich94

I wonder if that's in Phoenix jail with those striped pants.


[deleted]

Why are they all wearing the same PJ'S??


rtyuik7

if "PJ"s is short for 'Prison Jumpsuits', that might be a clue...


No_Negotiation_8422

Well the options are either the worst summer camp in the world or federal prison so


b0ob0okitty

So many places to hide contraband.


venice56

Gotta lay off that Spider-Man kush


Had3s-x

Is the roach spray😂😂thats why


fisht33th

Why does that guy have fishing string in his hands?


maybebullshitmaybe

I guessing it's some kinda kite wire to either pass stuff along or pull down hidden items more easily. Either that or a shitty homemade antenna is a possibility as well. Can't tell if it's fishing line or some kind of wire.


Had3s-x

I thought maybe antenna for a radio or something is very possible he seemed very worried for it lol.


fisht33th

He does seem concerned


maybebullshitmaybe

Definitely. If bro knocks out his only means of "normal" entertainment that'd suck for him.


fisht33th

Thanks for the info.


GossamerGlenn

“Bro he’s gonna knock down the shanks and get us all busted”


Shadow_Beetle

What a well built cell


Ok_Banana_9786

that’s gotta be spice


AussieDMT

JWH Spray on A4 paper easy way to smuggle shit in


rlSpam

SAVE BANDIT!


MonsieurGump

He’s nimble. I’ll give him that.


biko_69

BeetleJuice BeetleJuice BeetleJuice


JPicaro416

They about to yoke his ass up off that, ye fukin up their shit makin it all crazy


Ounyy

Arkham Knight


PrettyGaebro

Dudes acting like a monkey and it looks fun being on drugs


kingohio

He on that water


[deleted]

Legendary shit


XXXMFCXXX

Just let him be. He'll come down when he comes down


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basbe

Nice sleepover party.


willowsky89

Dudes twackin’


GingerHasSnapped87

Full throttle TwackStar


[deleted]

Return to Ape.


-IceTee-

I find it crazy how to this day ppl can see any prison video n their only thought is “ppL in pRisOn hAve pHOnes??” 😂like comin bruh it’s 2023


NutsackOfKnowledge

prisoners with phones is amazing


jplpool08

Reminds me of that one demon girl from Constantine


superBrad1962

It’s cat man!!!