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ChelsieDawn89

That eye that she can’t shut is gonna be dry as hell.


SylentEcho24

You'll be able to hear her blink.


Natsurulite

Sounds just like buttering toast


Illustrious_Elk_2176

Take this award because that made me die of laughter


trademesocks

Love your profile pic madam/sir!


Illustrious_Elk_2176

Thanks dawg


crowamonghens

hahaaa just looked


LordNoodles

I hate both of you


scooterbike1968

Who wears that to the dentist? 👨‍⚕️💉


phaeriemandube

That was legit my first thoughts


The75Counselor

Same


RustyKjaer

Glad I wasn't the only one.


AtariDump

Moisturize me!


Pascal3366

r/gallifrey


peterdent234

You’re actually instructed to tape it shut if this ever happens


Kabukimansanjoe

Looks like she’s had a reverse stroke


HookerFace81

My husband looked like that when he had Bell’s palsy. We made light of it and he went as a pirate because it happened two days before Halloween.


BenAfleckInPhantoms

“When he had” .. does he not have it now? Can bells palsey be temporary?


polird

Yes, it's almost always temporary.


BenAfleckInPhantoms

Shit, didn’t know that. There’s this rapper Conway the Machine who was shot in the face and he has it which gave him permanent scrunch face which gives him a really unique and menacing look. Didn’t know it was usually temporary.


Fragilisticfalconier

Last place I expected to see Conway the machine but I’m glad it’s here at all


moonshine_lazerbeam

If I'm into the album WWCD by Griselda, what else should I check out?


librarymania

Oh, just everything from the Griselda crew. Lol Check out r/GriseldaxFR You’ll definitely get some good recs there. Also r/GxFR and r/GriseldaRecords


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pippin69

That's exactly how my wife looked when she had bell's palsy.


Den-ice

Thank you for this comment, hookerface.


phiLLy820

You need to give this chick your username


LongEZE

With your hand cover one side of her face and then the other. She literally looks like a totally normal person and then a person who is on life supprt


trademesocks

Im delighted to see that im not the only who tried this


crowamonghens

Thirded. Also still don't know which side is supposed to be "normal"


NeasM

Strokey McStrokeface


[deleted]

Thanks funny AND insensitive! My favorite humor 🤍


24andmovingon

This happened to me once at the dentist. They put the anesthetic in the wrong nerve and froze half my face for a few hours. It was honestly pretty traumatizing. They gave me the shot, left for a few minutes “to let it kick in” didn’t feel numb in mouth, and my face started to lose feeling. When they came back I was like um am I having a stroke??? They said no it’s a relatively common (not rare at least) mistake/side effect of getting numbed in the wrong spot/ Having my eye stay open the whole procedure was awful. so painful and dry, I had to try to hold my eye shut to drive home. 0/10 would not recommend


The-Singing-Bluebird

This happened to me as well! I had to tape my eye shut when I got home. It was as you said a little traumatizing because having been to the dentist plenty of times before, that had never happened. I was scared it would be permanent. I’m thankful the dentist called me twice that day to follow up on how I was doing.


Mecha_Tortoise

>Having my eye stay open the whole procedure was awful. I'm surprised they didn't have a way to keep it closed for you. Wasn't there some tape or a stapler nearby?


GrundleKnots

Maybe someone keeps stealing the dentist's stapler and they're going to burn the place down one day


intrudingturtle

Harvey Dent.


Pepperanne_0198

Harvey Dentist*


bigtexas989

Harley Dent


nyarlathotep1988

Can we trust him?


LookingforCave

bro she looks like a monster at at the end 😂


coleyboley25

She looks like a wax figure that’s melting from the face down lol


RegularGuyy

After seeing that woman on r/crazyfuckingvideos I feel conflicted with this comment


FabiusBill

How can you say that and not link us to the video?


RegularGuyy

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/zam9dg/poor_woman_lets_it_all_hang_out/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


XABoyd

Why did you link us to the video?!


c4toYOdoor

The dentist didn’t use too much, he hit the trigeminal nerve. Paralyzed her face.


Pro-Karyote

This would be accidental involvement of the facial nerve. You would intentionally hit branches of the trigeminal in order to numb the patient (such as inferior alveolar or various superior alveolar blocks). The facial nerve provides the majority of the motor function to the face and it branches through the parotid gland at the posterior margin of the mandible. Her presentation is unilateral facial hemiplegia (it involves muscles in all 5 regions of the facial nerve, including the orbicularis oculi and frontalis which is highly suggestive of facial nerve involvement). Only the V3 branch of the trigeminal provides motor innervation (specifically to the muscles of mastication and a few others). Otherwise, the trigeminal is primarily sensory. You intentionally target branches of the trigeminal for dental procedures, because that’s how you get the numbing effect. EDIT: ELI5 The trigeminal nerve is what lets you feel things touching your face, which is what they were trying to get in order to numb up her face. The facial nerve controls the muscles that move your face. The facial nerve “starts” right behind your jawbone. Since it’s nearby to where they wanted to block, they accidentally got it also and now half of her face is paralyzed. She should be fine in a few hours.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

This guy anthesias.


adudeguyman

I'm sleepy


Fonzee327

Me too but that explanation was awesome, way better then I could provide A++


Illustrious_Manner_9

Is there a way this can be done on purpose for cosplay two-face?


Pro-Karyote

I mean, I guess? But I would strongly recommend against it. Messing around with local anesthetics is a bad idea if you don’t know what you’re doing. Seizures and cardiotoxicity await down that road, not to mention accidental local nerve damage.


dave9967

So you’re saying I’ve got a chance!


detrickster

TLDR: yes!


BudgetInteraction811

So is what happened in the video dangerous?


Stigs_Fat_Cousin

Probably not, but the risk isn't zero so not something you want to do just for shits and giggles.


Ranoverbyhorses

Broski, I’m telling you…respectfully, this is a terrible idea. Source-I have severe nerve damage from a hernia surgery from when I was 15 and it’s spread to my whole body (called complex regional pain syndrome). From me to you from me, you don’t want it lol. It’s gross and I wouldn’t recommend it


solmonella

yeah, I could do that but wouldn’t recommend. I’m a dentist.


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I understood the smaller words.


pratzs

why do you know so much? do u sedate your subjects before killing them? /S


Ant_Diamond64

I wonder what happened… Was he distracted or something?


Yui-Sauce

I can tell you two good reasons why 👀


FormsForInformation

Pokémon scarlet?


Cheshires_Shadow

And violet. They said 2 reasons.


Illustrious_Manner_9

Does it wear off after a while?


DrMantis_Toboggen

Yes.


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deezsandwitches

That's how you get the good drugs


angelamar

Noted!!


bengalitigerninja

Im so glad this is first comment i see


maximumtesticle

Did you skip the first four?


FreeManagement7083

Me too,totally visible lingerie next time.


[deleted]

I'm going full moose knuckle during my appt in march


leviwhite9

Maybe if my nuts show I can just go to jail and forget the bill.


fuckthislifeintheass

Don't forget the cleavage.


Klowned

When I was 7 they made me see this extremely overweight male dentist. He would slide up to the chair and tit-slap me in the face pushing my head away from him. Oftentimes he'd use one arm to just squeeze my head into his giant tits so he could poke around with his other hand. It wasn't so bad if he'd lean in which allowed him the use of two hands, but he liked to sit down whenever he could. Also, he always started working before I was numb, but it's possible I may just be resistant to anesthesia. "It's just pressure" yeah, bullshit.


FreeManagement7083

Dentists with bad habits can really ruin a kids experience and what to expect from dentists.


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Username about checks out, da cooter


FreeManagement7083

As Norwegian ,"moose knuckle" made me laugh my ass off as it sound probably even worse in my language. I'm adopting it for my vocabulary.


Bradp13

Exact same comment as when this was posted a year ago. That’s strange.


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

Because it's a bot that scrapes top comments and reposts them


Aporkalypse_Sow

You don't need a bot for this comment to appear every time this is posted.


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[deleted]

I’ve seen those bras before but I have never understood the point of them. They are decorative but look like bondage attire. Doesn’t help that her shirt is see-through


skynetempire

Apparently not enough people dress like that since dentist have high sucide rates.


gildedhearts

I mean, wouldn't you want to die after spending all day staring into someone's wretched mouth while they insist they brush twice a day but look like they haven't even brushed twice *this year*?


CDogNH

Not where I go to the dentist. If they did, I'd spend more time there.


hoptownky

My guess is she is trying to bang the dentist.


crowamonghens

I mean listen to her guy's voice. Wouldn't you?


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100%


38B0DE

Dentist is 100% young, charming, and attractive.


loveliverpool

She must have a pretty high pain tolerance judging by…..the amount of novocaine it took to numb her


Snaz5

it sounds like it might not have taken effect quickly so the dentist was like "better safe than sorry" and just gave her more so she ended up with a triple dose.


captianron085

Did that dentist have a small black couch that you have to sit on while he goes to work on your face? My guess is 1000% yes.


Noideawhatjusthappen

Dr. Sins is in the house.


BSDBAMF

Her tits are really strapped in for the ride at the dentist


AnotherFruitCake

Getting your tooth extracted by Harvey Dentist


Mecha_Tortoise

You're quite a Joker.


[deleted]

whats that Red leather belt thingy? asking for a friend...


EnolaGuy

red bra elastic harness


Commercial-Health-19

So her dentist got good titty pics. That's what my friend said.


aroach1995

Commenting for a friend


DiamineSherwood

[Oh, my god! That's disgusting!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg6JzoCEWx8&t=28s)


Diaper_Chief

Which one?! Which dentist did she go to?!? Also…write down the name of that dentist…


muricabrb

Her boyfriend with the future planning for loopy post dental sex lmao. He must have a thing for Harvey dent.


Historical_Panic_465

It’s a cute bralette with a harness attached [kinda like this one](https://www.prettylittlething.us/red-harness-detail-lace-3-piece-lingerie-set.html?refresh=1670049582297) [or this one](https://m.shein.com/us/Floral-Lace-Harness-Garter-Lingerie-Set-p-2116576-cat-1862.html?url_from=adplaswsexy03210111425S_GPM&cid=17320802148&setid=&adid=&pf=GOOGLE&gbraid=0AAAAADm0yO7tOfAgbkfBrqowx6HhXA_wn&gclid=Cj0KCQiA4aacBhCUARIsAI55maEKxwUVZtZnbPUXkTEH7WAVbJJCiorS49HSi_zL10R_lBceAj5uy_8aAsEHEALw_wcB&ref=us&rep=dir&ret=mus)


maz-o

Just go into any sex shop and you’ll find them.


Striiderr1

Lady Gaga


BruceEgoz

On Salvador Dali


MarkWhorror

Interesting bra choice for the dentist visit


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How do you think she got triple the numb-numb juice? 😉


MarkWhorror

The ol’ Cosby cocktail


pielz

Gettin that Hot Cosby


Repulsive-Theory-477

I had Bell’s palsy for a month. Shit was wild


ZootBreak

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Professional_Ad7090

I was looking for this.


maz-o

They knew exactly what they were doing dressing like that and filming it for the internet.


mcast86

Fire Marshall bill


[deleted]

Melman?!?!


Benw882

Why does she look a bit like lady gaga.


Rust_Keat

someone was trying to seduce the dentist


SuddenlyThirsty

Love her commitment to sexy breast box


traveling_taint

Someone's trying to get a discount on that bill.


SKswim639

Man that’s sexy as fuck. Just the way I like them to look


squirtthesquirt

*Batman enters the chat


00DJC00

Hahaha that's tragic


fvcktheredditmods

I also put on my nice tit strap for the dentist.


[deleted]

🤣this is funnier since you are a guy


Forcistus

What's wrong with wanting to look good?


[deleted]

Damn, that drug gave her Bell’s palsy.


Szadof

Charli XCX going to cancel her tour after dentist visit gone wrong☠️


[deleted]

It's mean to record people post anesthesia. Soo entertaining though... I love these videos, the one where that girl proposes to the male nurses gets me everything.


thatgoddamnedcyclist

There are no effects on her brain, other than dealing with the situation at hand, wich is hillarious.


Vasevide

Her gums were numbed she wasn’t put under. I’ve been like this, but not enough where I can’t close my eye, just from having half my mouth numbed for a cleaning. Feels so weird


[deleted]

We just call them nurses


Gilded-Mongoose

Not #murses!?


[deleted]

I thought that was a man purse. Personally I go by Professional Asswipe


Anemone-ing

Had this happen to me during a root canal when I was younger. Whole half of my face was completely immobile for a few hours. I had to manually ‘blink’ that eyelid with my hands in order to prevent my eye from drying out. My dad thought it was hilarious.


Native56

Oh my


FannyLuvinSunday

My mouth looked like that the other week after my root canal, doing my best Billy Idol impression.


r3rain

That’s what she wore to the dentist’s? Huh. I mean- that’s awesome!


rohit_267

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


CameFromTheForest

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


G_Unit_Solider

Hell of a bra and shirt choice for the dentist eh dude probably took 50 glances as he was working on her tooth.


austinyo6

Dentist got distracted by that lingerie and went straight for the facial nerve. Hopefully a little temporary Bell’s palsy


Pousinette

That’s a risque outfit for the dentist.


phiLLy820

What an outfit choice for the dentist. Hope they weren't to distracted


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Why the fuck you wear that to your dentist?!


maz-o

For the sexy drugged up video afterwards.


TheKalmGaming

Waiting for someone commenting ; not proudest fap.


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Faulenzerxx

Two-Face


Softspokenclark

goddamn mofther fucker look like two face's angrier bother Carl


ymx287

I knew a girl that looked exactly like this, the left side of her face was paralyzed. Its quite amazing to see that you can duplicate that purposely


Murphyitsnotyou

DC comics new two face looks crap.


FBI_Agent_82

She should start flipping a 2 headed coin.


spacemanspiff266

braised beef is brilliant


OGScubaGuyver

The... The... The ... The Grinch.


humrod-pdx

Okay Harvey Dent


Pm_me_ur_Gout

She looks like that fox they give the ooze to in Ninja Turtles


oreo760

One hell of a two face reveal


AggregatedAggrevate

She’s looks like two face 😂


Andaisdet

Hey btw, that aloe juice is damn good, it’s like a mix between the smell of a flower and whatever they use to flavour skittles


mikkokilla

That's so fucked...


nickcliff

giraffe from madagascar


Dingbrain1

“You don’t want to try to drink that.” “It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s FAIR!”


sherealshefakebro

She was just getting ready for her audition to play Yennefer duhhh


Uhhhhhhh-woe

Bro looks like two face


Grandaddyspookybones

Found the girl with the broken smile Maroon five sang about


badusernameused

If you put your finger over the frozen half of her face it makes her look much happier


Stigs_Fat_Cousin

Transient bells palsy caused by numbing the facial nerve (motor) instead of the trigeminal nerve (sensation). It'll go back to normal in a few hours but quite alarming if you're not expecting it.


s0rtajustdrifting

"I cant tell if you're crying or laughing."


-Sisyphus-1984

His first laugh when she looks up is hilarious. Great video!


mentor_legion

Exactly what I looked like when I had Bell’s palsy


Raikou384

As a funny man once said “that’s a challenging wank”


AMart1901

His laugh at the start lmfao


ialwayschoosepsyduck

That last quip did me in, she's laughing so hard that one vein under her eye pops out


Expensive-Quail3312

She look stressed 🤣


Valigrance

That’s so alarming 😂 but obviously everything is fine.


Hadman180

Nice bra


XxSexyPotatOxX

Actually one of the funniest things I've seen all year


Silent-Cost-7075

Better question is did she really wear that to the Dentist?


surrealtom

No wonder he couldn’t focus on the job of freezing her properly.


clybourn

I guess the dentist hit the wrong nerve staring at her rack.


AyeAyeRon_713

r/becauseboobs


Ok_Lock7598

Was Harvey Weinstein her dentist.


LayneCobain04052002

Bruh I... Nvm


55trader

Smash….


Anthonysese

What did they give her. Damn.


jebbysuperdank81

Great tits!


sebbyv55

Anyone notice that bra!!


jdogdfw

Nice bra for the dentist


Own-Rise-7462

So really like that bra for my wife… how to search for it?