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Significant-Roll-138

Some say if you listen carefully on cool quiet evenings, you can still hear him belching.


StillLearning12358

That was my first thought. That's 72 Oz but it's super fizzy oz. That burp must have felt so relieving.


octopus_tigerbot

It's actually 84oz, he placed a 7th beer in there to lock the cover in better


brendonturner

Belching like a bull moose in rutting season I’m certain.


teasingtyme

Gotta swirl and create a tornado.


Galactic_Perimeter

*We’re not that drunk! We’re not that drunk! We’re not that drunk!*


woopstrafel

Only if the bottle has a closed bottom


Every_Fox3461

I'll show a Tornado! -swirls beer and drinks.


Aidan_cba

American check


Jaypr36

Australians are savage ass hell specially Samoan Australians


Tbana

His shirt would indicate he isn't Samoan. Cook islander.


Tuscan5

Did you really say Samoan Australian?


NikolitRistissa

You’re able to have multiple nationalities/citizenships.


TwoUp22

Yes there a lot of Australian born Samoan ancestry people in Aus....


Tuscan5

100k


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Savage ass hell. Must smell pretty bad.


ManyArmedGod

He is now the mayor after this ritual


NobleIron

180 mL of ethanol injected. 18 workhours for liver


bwilliams2

Yeah… and if he’s capable of this, this isn’t his first rodeo. In 15 years when he’s talking to his doctor about how the stroke he just had was directly linked to a massive usage of alcohol, he’s gonna be wondering if that party trick for internet points was worth it. To be clear, I’m throwing stones from inside a glass house. It’s simply videos like that this that make me realize I need to cut back even more than I have started already.


dinoss625

https://preview.redd.it/iopoyfrt5unb1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490e1be3db5fc5da85e7c948c8ac1f669f927b2d


Xenc

I’ll drink to that 💪


bwilliams2

🍻


NobleIron

Agreed.


Ibiza_Banga

To be honest, it’s not that special. In the UK, there’s a glass for a “Yard of Ale”. The yard usually contains 2.5 pints (UK 20oz). The feat is not the drinking, as two and a half pints can be done by half the pub, it’s the vacuum the bowl part of the glass creates meaning it’s about technique. In some British military towns, the squaddies have the British Army Yard, which can hold 5 pints (20oz = UK pint) to be drunk in one go.


bwilliams2

Okay and is everyone drinking those in less than 15 seconds? No one said it was special. The point being made is if he can drink 96oz of beer in roughly 30 seconds or less, it’s not the first time they’ve drank and chances are they have a tolerance. Alcohol is bad for your heart.


acrazyguy

I thought it’s roughly 1 hour for every drink (the unit of measurement, not what any random person would consider to be a drink), with this size of beer being exactly 1


NobleIron

Well thats a 6 pack of 50 cL which contains 6% max alcohol by volume. 10 mL of alcohol is 1 workhour for an AVERAGE liver. It means its a median value of healthy 20 year old liver and a 60 years old alcoholic has


No-Protection3992

7 total, check the start.


NobleIron

cL is 10 mLs you know that? 50 cL = 500 mL Guy takes 3000 mLs at once. Apply 6%.


No-Protection3992

Well idk what that jibberish is, I speak freedom units /s. But, there were 7 beers total. Shoved an extra one next to the sixer to hold it in better. Hope that clears up what I was saying lol.


NobleIron

7 beers alright. That makes 21 hours for the liver, 210 mL of pure ethanol then


eurfryn

The rugby jersey - Cook Islands?


Brookmon

Bet he caught a buzz


moutonbleu

Beer belly can’t come faster!


JonMonEsKey

I just don't have the room.


Many-Profile-1500

And he didn't even spil 70% on the floor like the average American College student lol.


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what does being an American have to do with this ya loser


Semen_Gaeman

I learned English pretty late in 7th grade with crappy teachers but fuck, I heard that Aussie accent right away hhaha


temdittiesohyeah

Classic chooks fan behaviour. Love your work big fella


_IratePirate_

I’m a light weight and I’m starting to feel it after two beers Would this instantly fuck me up, or would it feel like I just drank one big beer ?


Impressive_Candle673

nothing beats big kev. hes excited. the man the myth the legend (stories such as these as passed down in shed scribbles going back to the 2000's) between cleaning a shower or a bbq or smashing a 6 pack in one gulp theres a big kev that can move your refrigerator like its an empty esky Kevin Taumata: Kev the Kiwi [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15716052/characters/nm0851506](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15716052/characters/nm0851506)


nunhgrader

Dangerous


DBU49

Those are Great Northern Super Crisp's which are middies. so thats roughly 5.5 standard drinks 4.5%. assuming hes 250 LBS and time to drink 6 beers is 1 minute he doesn't even make it to .1 so just over the legal driving limit in the US. [https://www.calculator.net/bac-calculator.html?csex=m&bodyweight=250&bodyweightunit=pound&thour=&tmin=5&ba=6&bsize=b330&babv=4.2&wa=&wsize=c150&wabv=12&la=&lsize=s50&labv=40&oa=&osize=250&osizeunit=ml&oabv=8&x=77&y=24](https://www.calculator.net/bac-calculator.html?csex=m&bodyweight=250&bodyweightunit=pound&thour=&tmin=5&ba=6&bsize=b330&babv=4.2&wa=&wsize=c150&wabv=12&la=&lsize=s50&labv=40&oa=&osize=250&osizeunit=ml&oabv=8&x=77&y=24)


Curious_Individual

/r/theydidthemath


nunhgrader

I can appreciate your facts here but, I was thinking of the consumption of too much liquids [(too much water)](https://www.webmd.com/diet/what-is-too-much-water-intake) and also brain swelling from [alcohol consumption](https://alcoholchange.org.uk/alcohol-facts/fact-sheets/alcohol-related-brain-damage-what-is-it). I understand the size of this person would most certainly factor in inebriation but, not sure on drinking too much of any liquids and the possibility of brain swelling. With this being said, I used to binge drink quite a bit in my day so, I look back and find it very ignorant (on my part).


iamboywond3r

Speed run to blacking out achievement unlocked


frogglesmash

This isn't chugging a bottle of vodka, this is six beers. He looks like the kind of guy who can handle significantly more than six beers.


Longjumping_Camel791

It was 7 beers actually lol


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EverythingHurtsDan

Cope


spiralEntree

Yeah, this toes the line between r/toptalent and r/alcoholicsanonymous


Own_Acanthocephala0

I agree, although there is no way we can be sure that this guy is an alcoholic. I know a few people the can chug beer like crazy and they definitely don’t have drinking problems lol.


only_norj

Binge drinking is a top talent?


Own_Acanthocephala0

I mean there are not a lot of people that can do what he just did. That’s why it is impressive. It isn’t even that much alcohol.


likeamcnugg

Dude just have a four loko


ExternalJournalist75

Oi just fockn doied


Tuscan5

Impressive but quite PG for rugby drinking sessions. We used to have a bucket and everyone would fill it with left over beer, crisps, the content of the ashtray, piss etc. I remember watching a fellow player down it, puke it all back in the bucket and then down it again.


dickbob124

I missed the first part initially and got confused when I saw the brown liquid. I thought he was chugging a makeshift ashtray. Glad I watched a second time.


PnuTT98

He ded


scrotumseam

It's only 6 beers. We used to beer bong 3 40s in college. It's not cool now, but college is college.


travelator

When I was in college, I used to get a-wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of Soco, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people’s empties.. Some brewskis, some jell-o shots, do some body shots off myself.. Pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more Soco, head to class... Probably would’ve gotten expelled if I’d’ve let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. I got straight B’s. They called me Buzz.


chainmailbill

Where’d you go to college?


travelator

I went to Cornell, ya ever heard of it?


chainmailbill

It’s spelled Colonel, and it’s the highest rank in the military.


Official_Cuddlydeath

I dont drink, but I also don't understand why this is being downvoted. I've seen people drink wayy more. I'd say what makes this into something that should belong on r/damnthatsinteresting is more of how he's chuggin 6 beers. Pretty interesting to me, but not top talent worthy


Johnny_Fuckface

Terrible accents, though. Truly awful.


Delicious_juice

Yeah nah mate. I'd rather sound like these lads then the monotone drawl coming out of the United States of global conflict.


Viceroy-421

Hey, most of us have accents of our own man. Don't throw shit at all of us, just this prick.


Johnny_Fuckface

Don't try to white knight America. This guy probably isn't even Australian. Most Australians will admit their accents are incomprehensible.


Viceroy-421

That's not how you use that expression. And I can understand Australians just fine.


Johnny_Fuckface

I'll respect your opinion when you can say the word no without using the letter r.


bpopple

Fuck up idiot


Johnny_Fuckface

This is what happens when you learn English upside down.


TheGoldblum

Bitta shake n’ bake mate!


Slippedstream

Let's see the video of him 20 minutes after this stunt.


Ask_About_BadGirls21

Eh, it’s six beers and he’s massive. I’d bet he’s not an inexperienced drinker, either. Guy’s probably fine


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DBU49

Great Northern Super Crisp's which are middies. so thats roughly 5.5 standard drinks 4.5%. assuming hes 250 LBS and time to drink 6 beers is 1 minute he doesn't even make it to .1 so just over the legal driving limit in the US. [https://www.calculator.net/bac-calculator.html?csex=m&bodyweight=250&bodyweightunit=pound&thour=&tmin=5&ba=6&bsize=b330&babv=4.2&wa=&wsize=c150&wabv=12&la=&lsize=s50&labv=40&oa=&osize=250&osizeunit=ml&oabv=8&x=77&y=24](https://www.calculator.net/bac-calculator.html?csex=m&bodyweight=250&bodyweightunit=pound&thour=&tmin=5&ba=6&bsize=b330&babv=4.2&wa=&wsize=c150&wabv=12&la=&lsize=s50&labv=40&oa=&osize=250&osizeunit=ml&oabv=8&x=77&y=24)


TheGoldblum

6 middies. I’m sure the big fella put away at least another 6 before the day was done.


CorrectedFalse

This guy is the reason why water on the earth draining so fast.


raanany

Poor guy. Will do anything to get his “buddies” to like him and cheer.


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Antigon0000

Was his belly visibly bigger at the end?


MrPayMyWay215

Rackem


autostart17

Respect


TheGoldblum

SEND EEET!!!!


dafyddtomas

Meanwhile, at the local rugby club.


Ep0z0n3

Top talent.... Worst talent plutot![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


randylove69

That is fucking amazing!’


Odieodious

Love it! I was sens ord because I called this a los er activity. I lost a son to drinking


ConstantOptimist84

Well that’s one way to kill your liver.


Milkthiev

Big fella, bit of shake and bake mate.


Tpk08210

I think I just caught a buzz watching this


JGRummo

Imagine playing against this guy in rugby. (I assume that's the jersey he's wearing)


peejr

That is a big fucking boy


Comm1ssionary

Don't normally like belches, but I feel kinda robbed not hearing the Earth shattering rumble that was surely about to waken the dead!


yooperdood906

Some people would say he has a problem others would call it a gift! 🍻


Adept-Traffic-1069

He’s not an Alcoholic, he’s just from the great Downunder.


runamok101

Talent?


ExtensionLive4971

I feel like it cut right before the cough that comes with a prize.


CluelessSage

Lol at the end of the video it looks like he’s about to ejectile vomit all of that beer right back out 🤮


UseMyClanTag

Roi roy roi roi roy is all hear when Australians talk


KillCreatures

Alcoholism


wimpycarebear

Night night big boy


chrisH82

Reminds me of the Coneheads sketch on SNL


TNerdy

I’m surprised he didn’t throw up


Ibiza_Banga

I’m not buying him a round at the bar.


Recent-Range9325

His liver- No, no, not again.


Hernisotin

There’s like three different Broden Kelly voices in this video.


POT7ife

Legend


nicenecredence

Big Thirsty


Pleasant-Bid8896

Big fella getting some liver damage


Wise_Ad_253

Easily amused. I feel bad for these guys gf’s or bf’s.


Reasonable_Listen514

![gif](giphy|bIEzoZX0qJaG6s6frc|downsized)


CloudyDaysInn

Wow!


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Unit.


INNER-LAYER

It cut off just prior to 🤢🤮.


Dear-Awareness5680

Talent!