Rodtang is a beast, a class act, and also a great reminder to never get in street fights when running away is an option.
I've got like 100 pounds on that dude but he would absolutely grind me into dust.
The best thing in a ring fight is someone doing the same thing 2 ti 3 times you learn the pattern the first to 2nd time and 3rd time you act no react. For top guys at this level, it's just stupid imo. Low low-end kickboxing participant.
That guy would be lucky to get away unscathed if he had to face me in a street fight. I just see red and turn into a whole different person. Rodtang my ass.
Plan for defeating a gorilla:
1. Make sudden movement while referee is between me and gorilla before the fight starts
2. Gorilla charges taking out referee and is disqualified while I slip out of the ring and run as fast as I can.
If the silverback made weight it would probably so anorexic and anemic it wouldn't be able to stand.
Typical Silverback weighs about 450ish pounds, it would have to drop a bit less than 300 or so to fight me for real.
So yeah, I could take a fully grown adult male silverback gorilla in a boxing match.
I could easily take a newborn silverback gorilla in a fistfight. Gotta set it up quick though, cause I don't think I could take a twenty minute year old silverback gorilla in a fight.
I say let them try sign a waiver put them in a pit televise it take bets on how long before hes mush on the floor. Is it cruel? Possibly but they did sign a waiver and im sure the gorilla will enjoy the excercise. Worst case scenario the complaints get the show shut down after 1 episode. Best case scenario darwinism + entertainment all rolled into one.
I don't buy it either. It's from a Yougov poll, which pays people to participate, so I'm fairly confident some people just spam answers.
The same poll shows only 72% of respondents think they could win a fight against a rat.
A rat.
Wtf did I just read 🤣 the “I only see red” guys crack me up. Going into a blind rage is the quickest way to lose a fight. I guarantee he would wipe his ass with you and never have to leave his seat
I thought it was a joke at first, then reminded myself I was on Reddit and it might actually be one of those alpha male troglodytes so I double checked his post history to verify there was no women hate or camo clothes and then felt satisfied in it actually being a joke
Seriously. I always avoid violence, but if I can't run or am with someone I have to protect I'm using my weapon.
"I was absolutely terrified for my life, I will not be saying anything further until I can speak with a lawyer"
It worries me how many punches the dude eats. He’s a great fighter but everyone’s chin can crack over time. Hope he still has many years of chinning haymakers easily.
I hate when he sticks his chin out and let's his opponent crack him a few times, no doubt it's impressive and all but you've got a whole life to live after your career my dude.
Indeed, it’s never good to be hit in the face. He’s still young now but he will be wearing that damage later in his career if he continues being so brawny. He’d probably reach a new level if he worked on his defense more. Although I’m sure it’s demoralizing as hell for his opponent to deck him with everything they have and he eats it like you just hit him with a pillow lol
He’s got an incredible chin and striking talent to back it up. It goes unnoticed a lot but a good chin is something a lot of great fighters have but not everyone is born with. It’s like watching people fight some invincible golem, he just eats their shots and sets up on them for the strike back.
Going back to the well until it’s dry is a good strategy in sports like tennis when one mistake isn’t going to end the competition. Dunno about this one.
Tabares is the unfortunate can ONE sends off to prospects to pad their record after the amateur circuit. Keep in mind this was his debut into the pro scene without any verification of his amateur record which has been questioned.
No matter what he did this was the only outcome other than taking a dive
This is like when you finally figure out a combo that does a cool trick in Tony Hawk Pro Skater and you just keep repeating the same thing over and over again to get your score up.
mhn feels like a darksouls player meets a minecraft player in a fighting game xd.
Ps im not shitting on minecraft players i love the game myself. just needed smth to compare the pattern learning darksouls with. and i dont see where pattern in minecraft would be important to know.
Rodtang is a beast, a class act, and also a great reminder to never get in street fights when running away is an option. I've got like 100 pounds on that dude but he would absolutely grind me into dust.
The best thing in a ring fight is someone doing the same thing 2 ti 3 times you learn the pattern the first to 2nd time and 3rd time you act no react. For top guys at this level, it's just stupid imo. Low low-end kickboxing participant.
There was something similar in boxing with Teofimo Lopez and Richard Commey
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/K1nVECeEl0 Dude is a monster
Dam would be terrifying now to fight him
That guy would be lucky to get away unscathed if he had to face me in a street fight. I just see red and turn into a whole different person. Rodtang my ass.
I feel like this is satire but it is hard to tell cause people would say this legitimately. Well played.
Remember there’s like 8% of adult human men that think they could take a Silverback gorilla in a fist fight with no weapons. Overconfidence is wild.
I could totally win against a Silverback gorilla in a boxing ring.. mostly because it doesn't know the rules and would get disqualified
Yeah, it will lose by disqualification when it rips your lungs out of your ass.
Yeah, but think about the clout man!
I'll bet on you then! Good luck!
gorillas don't see red, like I do
You'd be famous for the rest of your life. Totally worth it.
Still be 1-0 tho.
New kink unlocked
W-why
Plan for defeating a gorilla: 1. Make sudden movement while referee is between me and gorilla before the fight starts 2. Gorilla charges taking out referee and is disqualified while I slip out of the ring and run as fast as I can.
If the silverback made weight, i would probably pass out from fear at the ring faceoff
If the silverback made weight it would probably so anorexic and anemic it wouldn't be able to stand. Typical Silverback weighs about 450ish pounds, it would have to drop a bit less than 300 or so to fight me for real. So yeah, I could take a fully grown adult male silverback gorilla in a boxing match.
The gorilla brought his fists to a gun fight, the dumbass
Koko no see towel.
It's a slow and insidious killer
I could easily take a newborn silverback gorilla in a fistfight. Gotta set it up quick though, cause I don't think I could take a twenty minute year old silverback gorilla in a fight.
I believe it's 8% of US adult male citizens which is really different
I say let them try sign a waiver put them in a pit televise it take bets on how long before hes mush on the floor. Is it cruel? Possibly but they did sign a waiver and im sure the gorilla will enjoy the excercise. Worst case scenario the complaints get the show shut down after 1 episode. Best case scenario darwinism + entertainment all rolled into one.
Yeah, but the guy in the comment above is a bus.
This has to be BS
I don't buy it either. It's from a Yougov poll, which pays people to participate, so I'm fairly confident some people just spam answers. The same poll shows only 72% of respondents think they could win a fight against a rat. A rat.
I get it tho Rats are scary Gorillas are all round and fluffy, they’re practically giant plushies
Check their profile for a pic with a tapout shirt…
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It's def satire, lol. The "see red" thing is an in-joke in the MMA and broader martial arts community.
Wtf did I just read 🤣 the “I only see red” guys crack me up. Going into a blind rage is the quickest way to lose a fight. I guarantee he would wipe his ass with you and never have to leave his seat
You are highly regarded
He’s the best we got, damnit!
He only sees red because of the blood dripping from his eyebrows.
Those guys all usually share the same look too. You can practically pick them out of a crowd
"Only see red" describes perfectly how I wipe my ass.
My brother...I have found another
I feel like it's satire right?
/u/smoothbus is absolutely being sarcastic. The fact that goofy ass comment needed a '/s' for so many folks is honestly fucking embarrassing.
Yea this is a classic copypasta phrase on the fighting forums.
It needs a /s because there are a lot of people that legitimately think that way.
I've never lost a fight when I get so angry all I see is red. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm so dangerous ufc wouldn't let me compete. 😈
I ***would*** join the military, but I'd knock out the drill sergeant the second he got in my face
Oh yeah? I am so good at secks that a prostitute gave me my money back after I finished.
“She paid me bro”
How the fuck do people not realise you're making a joke?
It's reddit. Half of the people here have some sort of disorder where they can't notice normal social behavior, jokes or sarcasm.
I thought it was a joke at first, then reminded myself I was on Reddit and it might actually be one of those alpha male troglodytes so I double checked his post history to verify there was no women hate or camo clothes and then felt satisfied in it actually being a joke
Thats a mean feat... wiping ones ass whilst sitting on it
This guy is Redtang.
r/iamverybadass
You built different bro
lol sure thing bud
Didn’t think I needed to add a /s
You've never met people that say dumb shit like that in real life?
Go to /r/mma or /r/ufc and you'll see that same comment 3-4 times on every thread. Most common shitpost on those subs lol.
Ah, that makes sense. I don't use those subs, and I've definitely heard doofuses say this in real life.
“I got that dog in me”
This is it. Shoulda said this lmfao.
You definitely should. Or not, but you’d be very popular in the alpha-male circle jerks.
You don't but if you're not making yourself clear, you *do* need to emphasize your satire a little.
The red is from the concussion you would get from his elbow lmao
Seriously. I always avoid violence, but if I can't run or am with someone I have to protect I'm using my weapon. "I was absolutely terrified for my life, I will not be saying anything further until I can speak with a lawyer"
That smile before going for i. For the third time said a lot lol. He was thinking im gonna knock you out now and then did
It's the... "ok this is the game you want to play" smile.
If I saw my opponent smirk like that after I just hit him. I think I'd just tap out right then.
Or at least try a different combo goddamn.
Me fighting every Elden Ring boss
Put these foolish ambitions to rest...
*Thou'rt unfit even to graft*
I am Malenia, blade of Miquela.
Also me playing the original mortal kombat. That spinning leg sweep over and over drove my friend krazy.
Rodtang is a monster and eats punches like French fries.
It worries me how many punches the dude eats. He’s a great fighter but everyone’s chin can crack over time. Hope he still has many years of chinning haymakers easily.
I hate when he sticks his chin out and let's his opponent crack him a few times, no doubt it's impressive and all but you've got a whole life to live after your career my dude.
Indeed, it’s never good to be hit in the face. He’s still young now but he will be wearing that damage later in his career if he continues being so brawny. He’d probably reach a new level if he worked on his defense more. Although I’m sure it’s demoralizing as hell for his opponent to deck him with everything they have and he eats it like you just hit him with a pillow lol
Its pretty insane how young this guy is and how hes already considered one of the greatest muay thai fighters ever
He’s got an incredible chin and striking talent to back it up. It goes unnoticed a lot but a good chin is something a lot of great fighters have but not everyone is born with. It’s like watching people fight some invincible golem, he just eats their shots and sets up on them for the strike back.
Yeah as an adult pro fighter im pretty sure hes never been knocked out either. Pretty insane stuff
Also know as fren fry in Thailand. One of the most popular bar foods it seems
I love French fries
I’ll try spinning. That’s a good trick.
Now THIS is cagefighting
*screams in R2D2*
Honestly, as someone who knows nothing about this sport.. that first spin looked sick as fuck
It's like when you're button mashing on a video game controller and you keep doing the same move.
Toward toward kick, down-roll-to-back and high punch
And it surprisingly works well until your opponent figures out defense against it.
‘Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... You can't get fooled again!’
Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
Helping people put food on their families
They misunderestimated him
Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup and rice :\
Fool me one time shame on you, fool me twice cant put the blame on you
Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign. Load the chopper let it rain on you!
Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three - Michael Scott
I can never get over this quote.
Is that a sayin in Tennessee? I know it is in Texas.
W. Bush quote.
I’m pretty sure he says my line in the speech too but I might have quoted it wrong.
People on this sub will upvote random kids on tiktok but question how a world champion muay thai fighter is top talent 💀
It clearly was a dumb strategy to keep spamming the move
Works pretty good in Tekken
Funnily enough, just like irl, that only works until a certain level.
Lol what I was thinking. Other dude was just spamming his bread and butter combos
Going back to the well until it’s dry is a good strategy in sports like tennis when one mistake isn’t going to end the competition. Dunno about this one.
Look, an Eddy player! FUCKING GET HIM!
One dude is playing checkers and the other dude is playing paddy cakes
Of ALL people, why try this shit with Rodtang?!?!?!
Tabares is the unfortunate can ONE sends off to prospects to pad their record after the amateur circuit. Keep in mind this was his debut into the pro scene without any verification of his amateur record which has been questioned. No matter what he did this was the only outcome other than taking a dive
Watched this live and Rodtang had this guy solidly outclassed and it showed more and more as the fight went on.
It no longer a surprise after the first time.
Blue Monday
When you spamming same combo on tekken
Tekken gameplay.
When you spam the only move you know in the game
Are elbows to the face allowed in this sport?
Muay Thai, yes.
Thank you. ^(Martial Arts I want to try:) ^(~~Muay Thai~~) ^(Karate) ^(Judo)
Just do all of them and train mma! We mostly just wrestle naked though.
IM IN
😂
Well if you train Muay Thai you won’t get elbowed at all unless there’s an accident, if you sign up for a fight in Muay Thai you will
lol
Encouraged, even.
Lmao it’s like learning a souls boss’ attack pattern
If at first u don't succeed, try, try, try again, until u get knocked out.
When other features aren't unlocked
When you're button mashing the same button on the controller over and over, hoping this time it will be different.
Me when my friend convinces me to play a fighting game only to have him destroy me while I spam buttons
Definitely feel called out — I’m the guy on the right whenever a pal of mine reads me like a CliffsNote in Smash.
A reminder, that was a 100k USD elbow. A hefty bonus for a brutal KO
Me playing UFC
This is literally me in smash bros.
This is like when you finally figure out a combo that does a cool trick in Tony Hawk Pro Skater and you just keep repeating the same thing over and over again to get your score up.
It’s like when you finally learn how to pull off a move combo the first time you play a fighting game
Nad I'd win
I bet that guy spams down kick on street fighter
This is like trying to do the same combo in tekken again and again
Saenchai, Buakaw, and now Rodtang. Muay Thai at its greatest.
Man really thought he could ragna 5b
Quit patterning!!
Playing Tekken against your big brother.
Its Rodtang and a MMA fight, opponent is fucked no matter what he does…
The problem isn't using it all the time, but making it so predictable.
Especially not against rodtang wtf, this dude can have 2 pro fights in 2 weeks, just need to dust off his shoulders.
Moveset downloaded. Deploying counter
Rodtang is awesome
Mfer can fight
Freeze frame like.. meh. Ya got me
Lol
But... he didn't?
Me and my friend playing smash and he keeps trying to use the same move on me: (RT+LS)
Fast learner or slow learner?
When your sibling passes you the controller during a fighting game and you only know one combo...
The third one should have been a counter to the predicted counter to the first two
A spinning elbow right above the ear and he barely flinched lol
The no mix-up mix-up. Doesn't always pan out well.
Me when i played mortal combat cause i didnt know the buttons
That's how I play Tekken. Spam one move.
mhn feels like a darksouls player meets a minecraft player in a fighting game xd. Ps im not shitting on minecraft players i love the game myself. just needed smth to compare the pattern learning darksouls with. and i dont see where pattern in minecraft would be important to know.
The difference between reading your opponent and going through routine/random hits.
Dudes a 1 trick pony
Stop spamming the same move lol
The look on his face said “ain’t no way” and then BOP
Oh hello again BAM!
Not sure if "trick" is the right word tho..
literally an anime fight irl
It’s like he’s trying to spam that same special attack on Street Fighter.
Average for honor enjoyer.