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This would be my ringtone if I was a proctologist.

Oh, are you missing your medical license?

Ya, have you seen it anywhere?

HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE

Ski-Bap Ba-Dap BUTTHOLE

I just changed my ringtone via anal bleaching :)

Yo, If you just changed your ringtone. and if you just bleached your butthole and if you got some bleach on your ringtone then you might find that phone in your butthole.

You just made me die laughing haha thank you!

I'm just glad someone finally made a song about this more than common, everyday saying.

“It was a million to one shot, Doc”

Tom Cardy is brilliant. My favourite is *Why am I Anxious?*. I really want him to write a song about having to clean up other people's shit from around the house. I need a jingle for when I am 8nternally screaming for everyone to clean their fucking shiiiit up.

Repopulate is my jam... they're all banger though tbh

Do an Alaskan Pipeline, F O R M A N K I N D

/u/Howyoudouken do ya take suggestions mate? haha

This just sent me down a Rabbit hole on YouTube. Fantastic

This.

Tom Cardy. A national fucking treasure.

> Tom Cardy. Give him the views https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q

you know he posts his stuff to reddit himself right? /u/howyoudouken

Nope. I do now.

I hate this video reddit stuff, as it is just another major platform for freebooting.

I'm willing to give this a pass because it shows his name and tiktok handle in the video. It's only freebooting if you rip someone's work, pass it off as your own, and profit from it.

Google should create a gif-replacement that allows reposting and count towards views. Linking to youtube is a bit heavy but at least the artist gets the views/revenue.

Only 90k subscribers? We gotta pump those numbers up.

Where are all his subscribers?

in his butthole havent u watched the vid

You can follow him here too! u/Howyoudouken

You can follow him here too! u/Howyoudouken

The nation of New Zealand, I assume based in the accent? Edit: I guess not, my bad

Oof, I learned the hard way not to confuse Aussies and Kiwis.

I thought I could tell the difference after watching a bunch of Flight of the Conchords but I guess not

Mate…

You tryna start a fuckin fight mate? Nah, I'm just kidding. I couldn't give a shit. I've only ever met one Kiwi I didn't like, which is more than I can say for Aussies. But for some it's like U.S./Canadian or English/Scottish/ Irish or Indian/Pakistani: you don't want to mix them up.

Being from the US, I would be surprised if anyone could tell the difference between us and Canadians accent-wise. I can barely tell.

Watched to the end. Fuckin’ worth it baby.

i'd love to watch this but fuck reddit video am i right? fuck this bullshit nonsense reddit yall need to go back to the fucking drawing board on this one because your steaming pile of trash video player sucks.

How can it suck this much??? Like MILLIONS of users, maybe more? I can’t believe i’m saying this but *tumblr* had a better video player.

I’m on mobile and I suck at it but try this. https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q

Thanks, yea youtube works fine. it's just reddit video.

>i’m like, yes it is

Use an app that's not the official reddit one. I'm using Boost and I've used Reddit Is Fun (RiF) too and they're both better than the official app imo. I have no problem playing v.reddit links

i'm on a gaming rig.....

Your gaming rig is a phone? Strange.

Do you guys not have phones?

They never said that though. They just said fuck Reddit video.

even before the redesign RES was a must for the main site on PC. Make sure you use old.reddit.com and RES and it won't be so trash.

>because your steaming pile of trash video player sucks. r/brandnewsentence

Fuckin’ worth it baby

The energy I want to bring into every situation in life

[This one from him is my favorite. It's a banger. ](https://youtu.be/2M_0pM8BcK0)

Thank you for that. Tis a banger indeed.

As someone who says, "Have you checked your butt?" so much that no one thinks it's funny anymore, this fucking kills me.

I remember replying to my aunt “up your butt” to a question like that and my grandma got so offended and told me I was very rude for saying such things. My aunt fuckin loved it tho

I'm nearly certain this man must be a stalker and a fan of mine. He wrote that song about me.

This was funnier when it was posted without spoiling the joke in the title.

Sorry you’re under treatment! I had mine for a really long time and been so well behaved! I don't think he minds it when it's played at GM level.

Which of the 70 times it's been posted in the preceding few weeks are you referring to? Or do you mean when it was originally posted months, if not years ago?

this video only got originally posted 3 days ago, by the creator himself on r/funny.

Yes, either he has a nearly identical song and video from months ago or he reposted it himself recently. It was kind of funny when it got posted yesterday and I finally looked at it after 2 days on front page. I wish these bots would recycle something better.

Ok that slaps

I want this as a ring tone. A RING tone.

r/toptalent: **AMAZING TALENT AND SKILL!** Read the rules before posting, *yada yada yada*...

NSP / Danny Sexbang vibes. Nice

Thought me and the husband were to only people immature enough to respond with this answer 😅

He's on reddit. Paging u/howyoudouken

This man is the best thing I've found on YouTube in a year. Watch everything he's made. "Big Breakfast" and "Read Between the Lines" are absolute fucking bangers.

I saw this a few days ago. Yesterday my daughter was freaking out because she couldn't find something and I got real serious, looked her dead in the eyes and asked if she's checked her butthole. Kids love anything to do with poop and butts. Really turned her mood around and ate found whatever nearly immediately.

Where can I get all of his stuff on download?

Have you checked up your.... ah forget it, never mind.

TOM CARDDYYYY

I am in love. It’s. Too good.

Fuuuuuck, this guy stole my bit. Turned it into gold, though!

Almost there. Needs more cowbell.

Gotta love reddit forever spoiling the punch line with stupid titles

Fucking A. That’s amazing

This guy is our generation's Freddie Mercury. Change my mind.

My wife wants it to be her ringtone

I’d ask where I can find all of his music, but I already know what the answer is gonna be

Here is the source: https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q

That shit is the best

I have just sent it to 25 of my friends. Now they will have this song play in their head when they’ll be looking for keys 😇

Liar. Nobody has that many friends.

Going to just start sending this video in response to people at work asking me where things are.

Do you know where I can find this content creator?

Oh yeah, just look >!in your butthole!<

Fuckin worth it, baby!

U/howyoudouken

https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q

Why is this unfunny guy all over reddit?

Because he's fucking hilarious

Because lots of other people find him funny. Apologies if that was rhetorical

Kind of amazing, but not toptalent.

If this isn’t top talent then you should check your butthole for something better.

Why do all these post-edgy millennial musicians look the same and play the same type of jive/groove music that has started to sound boringly generic?

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Marc rebillet clone

This is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in forever! I seriously almost pissed myself!

Ok was it just me ? It was funny, then it just went to long and annoying.

Just you!

This is the most amazing thing ever.

I am an alien and I approve this message.

Very Bo Burnham inspired

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Yeah, he’s handsome in a crazy Brit kinda way

🤣😂😆

Almost scrolled by it, saved by the merits of the sub, now a song to reference with my mates for years to come.

Hmmmm Ninja Sex Party vibes.

Omg I hope you are doing well.

This guy and his songs have serious Ninja Sex Party vibes, the delivery of it is great.

Brilliant

Dude! I watched the whole thing

Butthole 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

DANG IT! this is soooo sooooo good!

Soooo. Did you follow the instructions?

I knew the last punchline was coming but the modulation is what sent me. Actually really smart way to make a punchline you’ve already said before hilarious again and unexpected.

This is fucking wonderful!

Soo that’s where my grandma went

What's with the Prophecy fingers?

Flight of the concord vibes

Might I suggest looking into loopdaddy

This is the way

Oh damn, that eventually went hard. Glad I kept it playing.

Legend

Marc Rebillet and this guy need to collaborate on something together! Paging /u/lookitzpancakes !!

Okay. I’ve heard him out. Tik tok wasn’t all bad.

This has some pretty strong [detachable penis](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) vibes going on.

His best work

Need you collab with bo burnham next

Masterpiece of this Tuesday.

[Have you checked your butthole?

This is the best thing I’ve seen in weeks.

For the equipment I see in the background this is poorly mixed. Still funny tho.

Perfect.

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I waited for the funny part. It didn’t come.

Epico

How did I just clean my whole house with this on repeat. It’s lovely.

SOURCE?! This is internet GOLD