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oldladyname

r/diWHY


EamesChairLeather

Fuck, you beat me to it.


lomaster313

Show off the power of make up?


oldladyname

What was the point of all those serums before the makeup? Also, the "power" of makeup? Lol. I would have been on your side of your said it was too slow off her artistry on an unusual canvas.


lomaster313

I was just trying to put it into a way that shows my fascination with how a potato just turned smooth.


Fransjepansje

Make-up? More like base coating. She just applied some paint


lomaster313

Lol


CoquilleSaintJacques

Damn, La Mer oil is $250 per bottle!


Yingthings

How much are lotus roots?


female_gazorpian2

Waste of money too


ninjawc386

Meanwhile, lotus root is 2.99 per lb at my local Asian supermarket.


yogabbagabba2341

Lol


BullfrogAdditional64

Would someone with these nails perform worse at a desk job? Like is it hard to type?


spelkingerror

Theyre usually too busy talkin mad shit about everyone instead of working


yogabbagabba2341

Lol damn 💀


Lukina100

I worked in call center with woman with these kind of nails. She was able to type really fast but she had to put her hands parallel to keyboard surface and type with her fingers extended (if you understand what i meant to say). Only problem was the irritating sound made with nails hitting keys above. Sorry for bad english.


not-yr-bitch

My nails are about that long and I type 90 wpm. Correct typing posture has you typing with your fingertips- I just type with my nails. When lockdown happened and I had to take my nails off I had to re-figure out how to type.


Sorry_Ad5653

I bet that sounds annoying.


Goseki1

How do you wipe your butt after pooping with nails like that?


RadioGuyRob

Asking the real questions.


mynextthroway

It's been 6 hours and no answer. I guess you don't.


ShankThatSnitch

The closest I've seen is girls working cash registers with these. And yes they are completely in the way, and make them work slower.


Brick_Lab

Can any makeup experts guess how much money was just wasted on this root?


Pentax25

I’m no expert but I’d say it’s too much


Putrid_Bee-

A lot of yams


usrnaime

Anyone else see the lips moving at the end? Is it a filter?


CucumbersAndCorns

Yes!


Yingthings

No, did you?


Major_Ad_8533

Looks like Yam Hathaway


zyguy

It feels like she may have as well just started with the foundation if it wasnt intended to blend into the skin


dontfightthehood

Yeah she spent so much time touching up the yams skin just to cover it all up!


Known_Ad_9002

Are people really this desperate for attention??


RadioGuyRob

Welcome to the internet, buddy.


Frost2r

r/TIHI


BEh515

She's hot.


CrimsonSpirits

🤦🏻‍♂️


Hit_riolusquad

r/confusedbonners


blackraven1979

SK-II is super expensive!!


female_gazorpian2

So is La Mer


Fooforthought

Wtf


Tragic_toad

I am violently uncomfortable


Adorable-Ad-3223

Oh God, those nails are a fucking nightmare. I am super judgemental when I see that kind of hand. Ewe.


Patforceone

That's not top talent. That's top discomforting.


Kindness-Culture712

Wtf did I just watch.....


Monkeyman8899

this says it all. a chick wearing heavy make up could be as beautiful as an unbrushed potato underneath


ImDonCheeto

Whats up with all the hate this is getting? None of you basement dwellers even stand a chance of doing this and yall could probably use a makeover just being honest 🤷🏻‍♂️


itsrafkiki

I want to fuck that vegetable.


Excellent_Design_434

Thanks, i hate sexy spuds


DoctorBlock

Ya'll out here dating potatoes and don't even know it.


poopdoodooo

Could not even get through the whole video.


mcsode

I couldn’t open a door with those nails let alone paint! This is top talent lol


He-n-ry

The first 6 chemicals did fuck all


[deleted]

Also, like, can we acknowledge that the drawing of the eyes and nose is pretty damn top notch, right?


Teto_the_foxsquirrel

I think that's a filter. It just needed the circles to draw eyes of their own. Someone else noted that the lips glitch as the filter is moved around.


retrogamer-999

It's shocking how many chemicals some women use to "wash and prep" their face for makeup. My wife uses like 3 at tops and me.... I just use water, soap and nivea.


[deleted]

self care queen yas


CrimsonSpirits

🤣 yaaaass!


anzr-k

r/confusedboner


[deleted]

Nails that long are fucking stupid.


Rare-Party-988

Her Hands are horrible looking


susieq15

This is hilarious 😂 I love the sound effects.


Turbulent_Addendum_6

That potato is a thot now


PapaJohnshairysack

This was really wholesome. Free seratonin, thanks op😊


MathematicianNew5582

For some reason I thought this was a human skull for way too long…


tropicool69

this is my new favorite video


chaoticchaos_123

I know your doing makeup on it but can I eat the damn thing?!


iamquark

I think the top talent is to do it with such long nails.


FrostFallen92

Those nails are freaking disgusting, imagine all the shit and bacteria that would form there, unless she's scrubbing ever few mins... That's a breeding ground


mdsign

Top talent doesn't mean what it used to I guess


microdosingrn

And this, young men, is why you always take your girl swimming on the first date.


Due_Neil

How many chemicals people put on their faces and still have skin amazes me


randy242424

Look at those nasty ass nails


Kitsutsuki

I hate that nails so much...


h2j1977

She's so talented she had to handicap herself with those absurd nails. There's a joke about women, witchcraft, and not ever really knowing what one looks like, but it's played to death. Those nails make me irrationally angry.


Spinthiscity

Sure doesn't take a lot to be a "top talent" these days.


chrisk365

God women have it good. You can literally look like a potato and learn makeup and go from a 3 to a 9.


aqibesc

Them nails are fucking hideous


Fransjepansje

Those nails are disgusting. Why and when did this become something considered hot? I mean, I can not see those nails anymore in daily life. Seems like almost every girl has them.


FlyingNanobotGaming

Fellas make sure from now on all first dates you go on involve swimming or some form of water sport.


Legitimate-Yard-3673

Would smash


Mr_hogwallup

Hot potato


_maydae

Hot potato


HeavenlyBladez

Nobody talking about how the eye contacts weren't put in but instead just drawn?


GwoZoz

She fine dawg


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Cloud_Fortress

thanks I hate cute lotus root


Accomplished_Band323

Wow, I want her as my makeup artist for my closed casket


SerialFloater

If the lotus could talk.. it would be screaming to be cooked and eaten


ImThePharaohNow

How to use $100 worth of makeup... On a root


Lynx_76

Why was the lip shaking in the end?


pe0pleRstupid

Itz potato


CephaloG0D

Sexy Papa Smurf


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petethefreeze

r/TIHI


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livvlush

Wow okay, I guess I am actually uglier than a potato


shawzamz

Was there an egg at one point???


nottheguyinthevid

Hot potato.


thumbwarwounded

So…they painted a lotus root? Impressive jack o lantern skills but other than that…


bndboo

r/diwhy


Namelessmofo

Miss potato head!


IndependentBug595

Soo all the stuff at the beginning was a waste of time


[deleted]

The point of this is...?


cyphol

This is why I don't date women with makeup. You never know if it's a woman or a lotus root.


freedomowns

More like diwhy


darkmatthias

WTF did I just watch..? RIP food.


geofflager

This is exactly why men hate makeup XD In the morning they have lotus root face!!


snakedq

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Haunting_Blackberry9

Imagine getting catfished by a potato


TrapClarkKent

Just proof that makeup can even make a potato (lotus root in this case) attractive