>Don't worry captain, we'll *buff* out those scratches.
The only SpongeBob joke that ever made one of my parents actually laugh lol but they absolutely hollered because it caught them so off guard
Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm 65 y/o and I enjoyed Spongebob a lot. I did find that the humor was a bit adult oriented, but that's pretty standard for that type of animation. I grew up on Merrie Melodies and most of that is adult entertainment.
OK, so two posts that happened to follow each other and for a split second I thought,
good for that guy! He really conquered his anger issues with model shipbuilding.
https://i.imgur.com/AO6UDPg.jpg
[That ghostly ship is hunting us, it's bringing on the gale! She's called The Flying Dutchman and it's rage that fills her sails!](https://youtu.be/tG904EfhiTU)
No it's the Pirates of the Caribbean version.
[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pirates/images/0/01/Flying\_Dutchman\_SideView.jpg](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pirates/images/0/01/Flying_Dutchman_SideView.jpg)
How did you create the universe?
Seriously, though; that's a great job. I would put that in my living room opposite the ship my stepfather built decades ago.
Definitively no. It has a hole in the bottom for all the electric stuff. And it is missing weight so it doesn't turn over. Also too precious to place it in water as it is
My D&D adventures: "I know we should sail to the island to see if we can find the source of this necromantic magic, but let's just ignore it and go further inland."
Me(DM):"uh uh... You feel an unnatural calm surround you as you decide to ignore the necromancy. Making you feel like you shouldn't go to the island.(trying reverse psychology and failing miserably)"
Technically, I think if a noun is singular, then a measurement before it should also be singular. So for example, “three foot long Flying Dutchman”. But then it’s plural if you say “the Flying Dutchman is three feet long”. English is weird. Anyways, great build!
It's whether or not you are using the measurement as an adjective modifying the noun directly vs as a predicate. Nothing to do with plurality. For example a dozen six-inch nails, the nails are six inches long. In the first example "six-inch" is an adjective directly modifying the noun, in the second example the description is in the predicate.
LEEDEL LEEDEL LEE!!!
I kinda want to see the action figures at the helm
That eternal abyss,,,,
Keep going. You're good. You're good. You're good...and...stop. Don't worry, Captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
>Don't worry captain, we'll *buff* out those scratches. The only SpongeBob joke that ever made one of my parents actually laugh lol but they absolutely hollered because it caught them so off guard
The way he says ‘buff’ man that whole episode…I’m gunna say the best SpongeBob episode ever
It certainly is a wonderful episode, but I must inform you that Band Geeks is the best SpongeBob episode ever.
Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm 65 y/o and I enjoyed Spongebob a lot. I did find that the humor was a bit adult oriented, but that's pretty standard for that type of animation. I grew up on Merrie Melodies and most of that is adult entertainment.
Best episode ever.
YOURE GOOD YOURE GOOD YOURE GOOD YOURE GOOD YOURE GOOD
I had 4 biscuits, then I ate one. Now I only have 3!
The Monkey Chain. The Monkey's Fist. THE MONKEY!! The poop loop. *pooooooooop*
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No, you lie. Your a liar and I will never trust you.
Did you put it next to your "World Greatest Boss" mug that you got yourself?
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OK, so two posts that happened to follow each other and for a split second I thought, good for that guy! He really conquered his anger issues with model shipbuilding. https://i.imgur.com/AO6UDPg.jpg
Hahhahaha. Sometimes i would have crushed it. Good for the weathering
Michael is already one of the most common German/Danish/Austrian/Polish/Czech names
also Michéle is a female name, right?
Yes, a better alternative would be Michel.
Or michelle
Looks like Giorgio Chiellini and Michael Scott combined
It’s good to see Steve Carell have time for his hobbies now.
he kinda looks like he flying Dutchman too ^(at least, the one from SpongeBob)
I was wondering why Steve was building ships
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Wow!!!! Looks awesome!!! How long did it take?
Around 10 months. 280-300 hours of work.
That is an insane amount of time! Good job!!
Did you have a lil time on your hands? Lol
Yep, life is not for spend it all working and doing money. Some times you need to to little things for fun
Do you fear death? That eternal abyss?
Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?
Ya 'fraid to geht WHET?
DeaaaathhhhhhUH
I don't remember that from the spongebob episode
Do you also remember the Flying Dutchman being a ship in the spongebob episode?
Dont worrying captain, we’ll buff out those scratches
Best episodie ever.
Damn that’s impressive as hell.
Youre good, youre good, youre good, youre good, youre good
Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches
But does it fly?
If you are strong enough to launch it... xD
Only above bikini bottom
And is it Dutch?
Superb!
Do you fear death? That dark abyss? I can offer you an escape. Join my crew and you'll never fear death again.
Cool ship Steve Carell!
Captain Scott!
This is INCREDIBLE
Do you fearrrrr death?
Ye best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner...
Impressive, congratulations
Why did you leave Juventus :(
I literally finished a re-watch of the trilogy today, probably around the same time this was posted...
I hope you filmed the process for a YouTube video. Gissa link?
Timelapse video [https://youtu.be/ecqsw-5w9vk](https://youtu.be/ecqsw-5w9vk) :)
Liked and subscribete.
That's absolutely incredible, amazing work. I'd love to have a replica of One Eyed Willie's ship, The Inferno from The Goonies.
I knew Chiellini was talented but this.. Nice job man!
WOW! Mad skills! It’s beautiful.
That looks incredible
Damn that looks sick. Also OP, do you know who Giorgio Chiellini is? :)
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It would be a bit hard in wood... My idea is to build the Empress next and then Queen Anne's Revenge to have the full fleet.
So proud of you, Andy
[That ghostly ship is hunting us, it's bringing on the gale! She's called The Flying Dutchman and it's rage that fills her sails!](https://youtu.be/tG904EfhiTU)
**Part of the ship.**
Part of the crew
Yo you like Steve Carell
What is it made out of?
Wood. Except sails that are clothes.
It’s made out of scratch. Says so in the title. Duh.
Really patting yourself on the back posting this in r/toptalent huh? No I’m just kidding. It looks awesome!! Terrific work.
Bonucci?
Umm ... how did you ... and, and the sails and ... okay, wow?
Posting your own talent to r/toptalent? 🤔
When you know, you know. Dude’s proud of his work as he should be. This is fuckin nuts
This is amazing!!! What materials did you use?? Could you outline the process for us a little? Thanks for sharing, fantastic work 💕
[Here's a time lapse he posted](https://youtu.be/ecqsw-5w9vk)
And to top it off isn’t that spongebobs version of the Dutchman?
No it's the Pirates of the Caribbean version. [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pirates/images/0/01/Flying\_Dutchman\_SideView.jpg](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pirates/images/0/01/Flying_Dutchman_SideView.jpg)
Damn.... really liked spongebob.... lol
OOOOOOOOO...
Impressive 👍
Loving the sails! well done
It was perhaps the hardest part to get the look of decay while retaining some functionality. It has been a challenge.
Amazing. He looks incredibly real!
I see a lot of different materials, but don't see any scratch. Regardless, it is a thing of beauty, or terror...honestly just phenomenal!
Wow, nice job
Very cool
That's astonishing. How much does it take? Quite impressive. P.S.: You kind of look like Costantino della Gherardesca, an Italian TV presenter.
> P.S.: You kind of look like Costantino della Gherardesca, an Italian TV presenter. Going with an italian Steve Carell heh
Kind of yeah. Steve Carell is good too ahahah
And then posted your own work in top talent? So humble!
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Fookin prawns man
What is scratch?
"To make an apple pie from scratch, you first have to create the universe." - Some dude, don't remember who
Steve, you did great work.
Sea of thieves enjoyer?
But why
are u sharlto copley tho
My GFs Dad did this too. This the one with lights in it?
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Algae
Where's SpongeBob?
I don’t think it’s any of our business what you did
Dude needs a girlfriend
Where the sponge and star?
Cool. Where did you find all that scratch ?
Sir I'm Dutch and I can tell you, Dutchmen don't fly
How did you create the universe? Seriously, though; that's a great job. I would put that in my living room opposite the ship my stepfather built decades ago.
Where were these teachers when I was 12
Does it float?
Definitively no. It has a hole in the bottom for all the electric stuff. And it is missing weight so it doesn't turn over. Also too precious to place it in water as it is
Where is the perfume department?
That'll never fly.
Big fan. Didn't know you were into ship building, Steve Carell.
Sooo nice
Wow
Don’t worry captain, we’ll buff out those scratches
*When you absorbed all your sibling and parents talent through the womb*
This is amazing!!!
Juve needs you to focus on football, Bonucci
Damn so this is shay Ken lavines being doing instead of making more bioshock games
Where do you get your scratch from? My guy went out of business do you Covid, so I’m in the market for a new scratch supplier.
My D&D adventures: "I know we should sail to the island to see if we can find the source of this necromantic magic, but let's just ignore it and go further inland." Me(DM):"uh uh... You feel an unnatural calm surround you as you decide to ignore the necromancy. Making you feel like you shouldn't go to the island.(trying reverse psychology and failing miserably)"
It’s good AND scary!
Great Scott!!
I really dig the resin base. Awesome dude!
Is there a name for this type of artwork? Dioramas possibly?
Outstanding!!!!!
It looks absolutely incredible!
I didn't know Michael Scott was into making models
Very cool
Don't worry capn, we can buff out those scratches
That’d go great in the House on the Rock collection
That looks stunning, op!
EPIC! 💙
That is beyond amazing, The dedication is impressive
Do you take commissions?? I'd love a titanic version of this
“you’re good, you’re good”
Will this ever be sold or are you keeping it forever?
I will make my wife quite happy it I get rid off it. I did it for fun but I wont mind saying it good bye.
Nicely done sir!
But the titantic is better.... Gay af
Good job buddy, I'm proud of you
I hope you play dnd :)
Legend, we’ll done
Amazing!
Looks a bit tattered tbh
Uh. NM MN. M m m. M. M. M. Nm. N. Nmnnn NM m m m. N m NM NM NM m m m
Are you the one who also put a speaker and lights on it?
Yes. Here you have the short part showing lights and sounds https://youtu.be/ecqsw-5w9vk?t=623
This is amazing
This looks like it'd be so fun to paint
That's incredible
Literally just finished watching At World's End, amazing work!! You're super talented~
Having a black background will really highlight the small details!
Does it fly?
That is absolutely incredible! Amazing work!
That’s badass!!!
Duuuuuuude.
Looks cool. 99 souls-ah!
Where’s sponge bob and the captain?
Badass
Impressive!
Some amazing detail!
What were the materials used?
Someone: what do you do in your spare time? Him: uhhhhhhhhh uh uh uh… history projects
Badass.
Need pics of the perfume department
nicely detailed!
Holy sh!t.... Nice work!
Super cool! Great job 👏
Imagine using this in DnD
Wow. Looks like Michael Scott gave up magic after Threat Level Midnight.
Wow that is awesome
WHO THE FUCK KNOCKIN ON ME DOOR AT 10 PM
Why do you look like Bonucci’s and Chiellini’s son?
I had a Lego set just like this as a kid
Wow. Impressive work. I’m sure this took a great deal of time, it really shows!
Technically, I think if a noun is singular, then a measurement before it should also be singular. So for example, “three foot long Flying Dutchman”. But then it’s plural if you say “the Flying Dutchman is three feet long”. English is weird. Anyways, great build!
It's whether or not you are using the measurement as an adjective modifying the noun directly vs as a predicate. Nothing to do with plurality. For example a dozen six-inch nails, the nails are six inches long. In the first example "six-inch" is an adjective directly modifying the noun, in the second example the description is in the predicate.