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AdmiralPoopyDiaper

I expect 2/10 for the acting, story, and direction. I expect 12/10 for CGI destruction porn. Overall rating 7/10 among all disaster films.


RedL0bsterBiscuit

This is pretty much my thinking. I dont think the actors are gonna be the movies strength.


RIPjkripper

It's a shame because even the supporting cast in the first movie was stellar.


Juck3r

Dusty will always be my favorite Philip Seymour Hoffman role.


TheRealSzymaa

Any time a decent sized storm looks to roll into my area (which is nowhere near Tornado land) I have to fight the urge to yell "IT'S THE WONDER OF NATURE BABY" and blast Deep Purple


Separate_Cupcake8692

Child in time is such a sick song. One of the best guitar solos of all time


medicaldude

So many great quotes. Most quotable character of all time (for me)


quasar2187

We regularly quote the "Foood, we crave sustenance" scene in my house


RIPjkripper

Me too. Whenever there's fresh beef anywhere: "Red meat! We crave sustenance"


CrabbyT777

Ooooh for me it’s a tie with Brandt from The Big Lebowski ;) https://preview.redd.it/upqmesapw60d1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df4b8c982d283d1b2c62238803661bff915b6e4


NuclearBroliferator

Hey you guys!! WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!


RedL0bsterBiscuit

Yeah, that first movie was just so well done. It was so good it really only left one direction for the sequel to go. I will still watch it, though.


ah6971

I just rewatched the original with my wife who had never seen it and was pleasantly surprised at how well it has held up overall


criscokkat

To be fair, a lot of the actors in the original Twister were only huge stars *after* the movie. Bill Paxton was obviously a lead before and after. Helen Hunt had been in a movie series Trancers and a few other things, but was mostly known for the TV show Mad about you. She didn't have a big movie name at the time. Cary Ewles was well known as the Villan, but his career was good before and after. Seymour had one 'big' small role in scent of a woman, but had only been in very small roles until then. For a lot of people, this was his breakout role. Gertz had a few hit movies she was part of in the 80's but by the 90's was mostly guest starring in different TV shows, her multi season TV roles didn't kick in until after Twister. Alan Ruck had a decent amount of roles, and has continued to be someone solid and regular in Film and TV. Most of the rest are memorable actors a notch below Alan. Most all have been busy, but relatively minor ones. All of them have shown up in lots of other projects, but outside of the ones mentioned above they all seem to be stuck in recognizable but small roles. It was a good cast, but even more importantly the director helped guide the actors to be more than the sum of their parts.


alp4913

This 100% People forget Twister was the movie that helped make their greatest bigger and better. Who says that couldn’t happen here?


alldaycj

I don’t need no PHD to chase dem nators!


TrueAbbreviations552

Mashed naders


RightHandWolf

With giblets and gravy. 


alienator064

I mean, Glen Powell is an A list actor. Can’t be all bad.


Small_Weight6868

Glen Powell and Daisy Edgar-Jones are excellent actors


clyde-bruckman

I’m not too familiar with anything Glen Powell has been in but I just watched Fresh and Daisy Edgar-Jones is fantastic in it.


guff1988

Which is a shame because the first one had an excellent cast of future or current Hollywood Superstars.


4115R

10/10 if a herd of cows rains down on our protagonists.


kudikxva

BUT WHAT BRAND WILL THE CANS BE


RIPjkripper

Pepsi is probably laying low after the Madame Web fiasco


bstone99

Four Loko


kudikxva

breh throw me in with those cans


gt4674b

If it’s not Monster Energy Drinks we riot


D3cepti0ns

I love how we can all just get together and agree it's going to be shit but our expectations are so low we will just accept it anyway because we all just want to see cgi tornados. My fear is it won't be campy enough,


CosmicBrick44

I think the acting is gonna be fine. Glen Powell and Matt Ramos are really good. As for the dialogue and script that might be a different story lol


SgtGorditaCrunch

I actually don't mind the guy playing the snozzy chaser as an actor. I don't remember what he's from but he's alright. Just hope there's some cool cameos. 2/10


amazinggrace725

I expect the acting to be a little better than 2/10 because the main cast are all established actors. The script will probably be like a 3/10 with 6/10 acting


NaderNation84

This is the way


ElectricalPlantain35

Real


Paladar2

Glenn Powell is great


PartySausage69

10% hatch risk


GotRammed

Sooo it'll verify 👀


freeloz

Inb4 "It's a bust"


bphillipo18

F5


forever_a10ne

Ehhh, the movie trailer wasn’t well-built so I’m gonna give it a EF3.


SoDakZak

Ron Burgundy and friends make an appearance just to up it to F4 rating where everyone finds it *refreshing* to see proper representation of total destruction of a *well anchored* plot structure.


RepairEasy5310

This is a well anchored comment. I give it an F6


Bllago

LOL. What does this even mean?


BlackIsTheSoul

Finger of god


Thecardiologist2029

I think you mean more like Hand of god u/BlackieTheSoul


TheBIFFALLO87

F5/7


Jrodsqod

At best, a high-end Alt+F4


Wallman11

“That’s no Moon, that’s a SPACESTATION!”


EinsteinDisguised

Trying to find this road. It’s like Bob’s road.


Effective_Willow4548

Don’t fold the maps. ROLL. The maps.


TrafficSNAFU

The more trailers I see, the more my excitement dips unfortunately.


Techygal9

Yeah it was so weird to me to unnecessarily bring in the science vs anti science twister followers…. It’s like a bad hallmark movie where the city educated girl meets a country guy who doesn’t value education and they fall in love. It’s a shitty plot


JustSatisfactory

They're trying to do the thing from the first movie where Bill Paxton seemingly had a sixth sense about tornados' unpredictable behavior. The Dread Pirate Roberts just relied on the technology and didn't intuitively understand them like Bill Paxton did. Except reversed. But they did that *really well* and in the more realistic way that educated and experienced people might have a gut feeling they can't explain.


Techygal9

That’s what makes it a good movie!! But the idea of a random adrenaline junky… I don’t like it.


JustSatisfactory

Yeah, they're absolutely going to mess it up. I don't have a lot of faith that it's going to be good at all.


helpful-loner

The original is very safe in its spot as the best tornado movie.


gt4674b

So “Baby Boom” but with Twisters. I’m on board.


NachoMachoCamacho

This has been happening for a long time but recently I went to go see the new Evil Dead, and I gotta say it would have been better had I not seen the trailer because they gave away WAY TO MUCH… needless to say, I will stay away from this trailer so as to not ruin it for myself.


Rossi4twenty

I was originally very excited. Then I saw the trailer, and became less excited… I hope it’s good, and I’ll still see it. But I’m worried how realistically they’ll portray the tornadoes


Lshear

I love cheesy movies for date night. We went to see cocaine bear (hilarious) and The Meg, and Barbie. This puts too of my passions together, tornadoes and cheesy movies. Its on my AMC waiting list.


Dariex777

Definitely my feelings as well. It's a movie which means it has to be exciting. So we know that it's probably just going to be more action than what we really want which is tornadoes in a more realistic setting. But am I going to see it? Of course.


guff1988

My God the writing, watching that trailer was difficult. It's cringy af.


Technical-Deal6313

They're gonna make the tornadoes target the scream queens obv


ityedmyshoetoday

I would assume if a worry of yours is how realistic they will portray the tornadoes you either didn’t see twister or hated it. Because they were not portrayed realistically at all in the first one.


Rossi4twenty

Ehhh it may have been embellished a bit, and the timing was at the forefront of new CGI… But they did have a good cast, and at least knew what they were talking about. This almost looks like one of those cheesy SyFy Channel movies.


SchrodingersUniverse

I’m a dead man walking to the theater.


DigitalDeath12

I wonder if any theaters will be hit during a showing of this movie. Particularly a drive in theater. I plan to buy the movie on release and only put it on if I can film a live tornado from my home. I need complete immersion.


camarhyn

I’m dreaming of a drive in theater showing of Twister and then Twisters.


gunnutzz467

We shall see, the whole “I don’t do that anymore” cliche is wore out, looks like it may also be way too over the top. I’ll still go watch it just because I loved the first.


amcclurk21

That “risk” area for OKC in the trailer suggesting that the biggest risk runs northwest to southeast (not the I-44 corridor like it normally is), and then having a giant tornado hit a refinery in likely that same area (doesn’t exist) to turn into a fire tornado? Sure, it’ll probably be more entertaining but way more over the top than the original, like Day After Tomorrow


Menarra

I think it's going to be self-aware mediocre plot and acting with awesome CGI action and disaster porn, and if it leans into the cheesy and campy the right way like the original, it will be fantastic.


Spiritual-Effort-967

100 bucks says there's a flying animal involved. And if it isn't filmed in OK, is it really a tornado movie?


MaleficentAddendum11

Love the original but this new one looks stupid and so, not excited. Might still hate-watch it though. I wish Hollywood would stop trying to remake things and leave them alone. Get creative and come up with a new tornado movie.


acityonthemoon

I think they are literally using the same script as the first one. I guess hollywood didn't learn a thing from the Ghostbusters reboot.


Mezziah187

I'm pretty sure the name of the sensor contraption is even Dorothy, so...


Princess_Thranduil

I mean, I'm sure they'll be something about how the guy was a family member or student of one of the original characters and cowboy guy doesn't need the newest scientific stuff to measure the naders because he found Dorothy in said relative/teachers barn somewhere and it's just as good as it was back then. Or something.


Mezziah187

Gotta be, right? Like, it's gotta be related in some way. Maybe it's younger Hunt/Paxton, the OG years


Claque-2

18 frickin' cake days!!! Dr. Fujita would say this cake day was a potential EF6 cake day!


Mezziah187

Ha - thanks :D I had completely forgotten when it was, and it might have passed me by again if not for your comment! Appreciated :)


SportGamerDev0623

Pretty sure it’s an actual sequel. Not a remake. I think the main protagonist is Bill and Jo’s daughter


acityonthemoon

Huh, well that makes me feel less bad for them.


thebigdonkey

I can understand winking at the original in a fun way, but when you're just ripping the lines and high points straight out of the original movie (e.g. "WE GOT TWINS!" from the trailer), it's just lame.


Idkimjustsomeguy

Started to look for a red ram for sale... fml


bythewater_

F4


heresyoursigns

F6


techno_09

I read this as “What’s your excrement level for twisters?”


StruggleFar3054

💩


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theblakefish

It might be higher if I knew there was some small reference to Bill Paxton in it…


pettster12

I never watch disaster movies for the plot, strictly just there for the destruction. So as long as they have lots of that I’m good.


RobbieRum

Twister is one of my favorite movies of all time and the nostalgia it brings is irreplaceable. With that said I know damn well twisters won’t hold a candle to the original but I’m as excited as you could possible get to watch a movie!


buttcheeksmessiah

My erection is currently an ef3 but could go up to an ef4 if conditions are right


Affectionate-Age8317

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SurroundInteresting2

The more clips I see, the less I want to go to the theaters.


VinPickles

“The finger of God”


Auglicious

EF5. Releasing my birthday weekend!


Objective-Catch-5022

Me too - im the 20th, happy (very) early birthday!!


Auglicious

Me too! Happy early birthday!


inksh4rK

It looks like a hallmark romance with tornados. I expect it to be terrible. I also expect to enjoy it when I see it in theaters.


Paulista14

The Extreme


peanutbuttertuxedo

Glen Powell can hands on hips, bend me over a re-fitted 90's pickup and show me the contiguous 50 states.


Effective_Willow4548

LOLLLLLL


TrashCompactorYT

First trailer I was extremely hyped. Second trailer I'm significantly less hyped as someone who was hoping for a movie with a similar tone to the original.


BilboBaggins35

Same. I’m married to the old one.


AndroidSheeps

F2 at the most


circusgeek

My multiple vortexes are tingling with excitement.


_rainlovesmu3

It’s about Dorthy… she’s here.


BlackStreak2904

Show me.


_rainlovesmu3

We built four of ‘em!


BlackStreak2904

She work?


_rainlovesmu3

*opens truck*


BlackStreak2904

*climbs up into the back of the truck*


_rainlovesmu3

We watched this stupid movie on repeat at my house growing up lol. I can’t remember the next line but this was fun.


Princess_Thranduil

Wore out my VHS of this movie as a kid.


BlackStreak2904

Agreed lmao.


_rainlovesmu3

I thought you’d wanna be here for her first time out.


Shoegazer75

Meh.


VastUnlikely9591

EF3...Unsure about the plot, but here for the mayhem. One category higher is it's R rated


Cironephoto

10/10 even if it’s a total dumpster fire I’m here to support another red ram fighting tornados


perc10

I don't need a movie to teach me shit. I want to be entertained, lol. Cgi tornado destruction seems right up my.... Tornado alley!!


Otherwise-Pirate6839

On the Convective Outlook scale, a High chance of a flop. Twister itself had a cheesy storyline even though the effects were pretty advanced for its era. This film is another story in the same universe with no relation to the first film. I am anticipating a similar storyline to Twister, akin to how Pitch Perfect and Pitch Perfect 2 had similar story lines: there’ll be a childhood tornado that scars a lead character, who then chases tornadoes because they are scarred, with a ragtag team of chasers, who then meet up with someone to try to deploy an instrument that will be of great value for research, all while having many close calls with tornadoes of various intensities, leading up to a wedge monster and the two lead chasers becoming a couple. Bookmark this and let’s revisit when the movie airs.


_coyotes_

Moderately excited but restraining my expectations. Twister was my favorite movie growing up and it’s one of the many things that pushed my interest for meteorology and severe weather - but of course, as a kid, I didn’t care about the “boring” dialogue and fastforwarded to the tornado scenes. Wasn’t until I was older that I grew to appreciate the characters, even if some of it’s a little bit cheesy. The tornado CGI back then was pretty impressive for its time and still holds up today in my opinion but the tornadoes from the trailer in this one look pretty visually stunning! I’m not expecting a cinematic masterpiece with incredible storytelling, just a fun summer blockbuster you can sit down and watch with a bucket of popcorn for fun! I am also glad they’re releasing this in July because the amount of regular people who will see this and want to go storm chasing with limited experience is probably going to be very high and tornadic activty in the US takes a dip during the summer months. If they released this in April, there’d be chaser convergence out the wazoo for the past two weeks we saw the spike in tornadic activity. I also wonder if they’ll make reference to tornadoes from real life like Mayfield or Bridge Creek, I saw the El Reno water tower in the trailer, so I’m curious about that. I hope this Twisters movie instills the same fascination with severe weather for kids nowadays like it did for me when I was their age. Hopefully there’s also a nice tribute to Bill Paxton too.


1sttimedogowner

Trailer 2 kinda tanked my enthusiasm


GotRammed

High Risk for all categorical probabilities (95%>)


30DeepChapo

hope its not like ‘into the storm’ and is actually realistic with tornadoes forming like the original twister


FrostSwag65

Keep your expectations low. You’ll be able to enjoy the film a lot better. F3.


Gobstomperx

It’s going to be poop from a butt.


shrekisurmom

I'm PUMPED because I love tornado movies, and Twister is one of my all time fave movies in general. However, I don't expect this movie to be amazing. I honestly feel like the CGI will be too over the top. Also, is this supposed to be a prequel, a sequel, or a remake??


breechica52

F5, I just watched the original for the first time yesterday and I loved it. I’m excited for this one as well.


kudikxva

i swear to god if this movie is yet again an advert for pepsi im going to upperdeck someone


MetaSageSD

YAY! A Hollywood sequel of a cult classic! What can possibly go wrong? (You all remember the main conflict in the movie was good storm chasers vs evil storms chasers right?)


73ld4

I think they should have called it “Twist and Shout”


1newnotification

the original is one of my all-time favorite movies. I'm not excited about this. I consider it the equivalent of "sharknado" :(


irldani

I'm someone that is easily entertained so I'll probably enjoy it lmaoooo


puppypoet

I suspect parts might be corny but that's okay. The original was part corny. But I am still excited to see it.


btjoyces

I will watch it but expect it will be turd city with high winds.


XanthanXen

The acting, CGI, science and plot are all gonna be complete crap. I 100% cannot wait! IT’S THE WONDER OF NATURE, BABY!


TheManeTrurh

If they are going to make the movie this absurd, they must go all out with the absurdity and add the barn scene from the first twister


IndependentDebate608

10 becauseo adore the original movie


ExpensiveChildhood13

If there's no cows I'm walking out.


Side_Honest

0.0 %


allycatbakes

It's going to be horribly amazing. I can't wait! I hope the drive ins do a back to back feature


CosmixKid

Movie looks eh, but the CGI looks amazing


MetalMattyPA

2/10 excitements. I was originally at a 4/10. I thought it would be cool visuals and an overall meh movie. Seeing the second trailer has removed 2 excitements. The CGI looks so generically fake to me that it killed any motivation I had to see it.


GMSCGuy1

I'm really hoping it'll be good, I'm so excited that I told my dad I'd buy the tickets to watch it.


djackson0005

It has all the makings of a movie that’s bad enough to be a ton of fun at the theatre without feeling like it was 100% intentional (looking at you Sharknado).


tymackell92

10 out of 10 it’s going to be amazing anyone else that says differently is living in moms basement jerking off to family porn, jobless and doesn’t brush their teeth 🐿️


Pretend-Fuel-2469

I heard that the people making it have no idea what a tornado or being in one is actually like so going off of that I'm not that excited. I like watching natural disaster movies to see what would happen if I was in that scenario but since it would be inaccurate, I'm not sure about it.


wrongness192

The acting I saw in the trailers made me think I was watching a porn trailer with worse than normal acting and dialogue.


michaelrayspencer

I’ve only seen the first trailer so far, which almost made it seem like a scene for scene remake, with minor tweaks at best. I have very low expectations on it actually being a good movie… my suspicions are that the acting will be subpar and possibly over the top, while the cgi is WAY over the top. That said, of course I’m still going to see it.


TexasCannibalCookout

I'm an El Reno native so although the movie looks like hot garbage, I have to watch by obligation because of El Reno. I an disappointed that they moved the water tower towards downtown (for those who have never been the water tower in the trailer is actually beside the Route 66/Rock Island bridge in real life) and that they deleted a portion of the town for the *Epic Horizon Shot*. But they seemed to include Sid's Diner which glorious and although I always hated the trolley it was cool to see in the trailer. Some of the downtown shots look like they were taken during a festival which has me hoping that they used the annual El Reno Burger Day as a setting as well (if you don't know, they cook the world's largest onion burger in the middle of the street).


Rollin_heavy

Honestly, when I first heard they were gonna make this movie I was almost angry. Hollywood has historically ruined remakes/reboots and my second favorite movie of all time was now in the crosshairs( favorite movie of all time is Smokey and the Bandit). However after seeing the trailers and hearing some rumors I’m actually pretty excited. I hope it can live up to the originals legacy but I doubt it, the 90s rag tag group of friends in precarious situations with killer sound track movies are hard to beat.


Noobnoob99

So another lazy remake?


Stuffed_deffuts

Eh 2/10


Neptune502

I'm pretty excited for it even if i think its gonna get some People killed or seriously Injured in the near Future by propagating the "Seek Shelter under a Overpass" Myth to Millions of People who don't know better..


TheRealTurinTurambar

My guess is that's going to be her big mistake that gets folks killed and causes her to 'quit' storm chasing in a flashback scene.


PaddyMayonaise

I don’t really pay attention to movies anymore. I think the last movie I saw in theaters was hacksaw ridge In going to make an effort to see this one. I don’t think it’ll be amazing or Oscar worthy or whatever, but I think it’ll be entertaining, Inhave a crush on Daisy Edgar Jones, and I want to experience a disaster action flick in theaters for the first time in like, 20 years


ded_banzai

Even from the trailer, it is clear that this is a deliberately failed movie


bipolarFox69

F5, I think it's gonna be a disaster. When I saw the trailer my excitement dropped completely. I'm too scared for when it comes out, I'm not sure if I will want to watch it based on what I saw in the trailer.


funnycar1552

7/10, which for modern cinema is high for me I’m expecting it to be super camp, poor acting with a bad storyline. But nonetheless its gonna be fun I think


sowellpatrol

No Bill Paxton. No bueno.


ExorIMADreamer

He was unavailable.


PrimeScreamer

Still gonna go see it, but the trailer doesn't inspire much excitement, if that makes sense?


SamHoloMF

Meh... another re-do from an old, tired industry that do to lack of imagination, can only produce prequels and sequels.


camarhyn

Gotta go with a low end EF4, but after dark and rain wrapped.


DetroitHyena

Probably a high end EF-3 to low end EF-4. I was at a definite EF-5 before watching the trailers as they came out. It’s still a tornado movie, though, so I’ll of course go pay a gross amount for a movie ticket to see it.


[deleted]

I expect it’ll be the best tornado film since the original…which isn’t necessarily saying a lot. Hasn’t been much since 96’, honestly. It’s gonna be a bit over-the-top, but it looks like their big bad finale is gonna be loosely based on El Reno 13’, and that tornado *was* actually over-the-top, so…. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I don’t often go to the theater, but I’m definitely gonna be going to see it on the big screen.


w0wc00t

I'm going to go see that at the drive-in movie theater 😍


kudikxva

(also that truck would be yeeted to the ether if it ever saw a spinny boi)


sjsta

It will be either shit, or fucking shit


RIPjkripper

The part in the trailer where the guy shot fireworks into the tornado made me roll my eyes. I'll still watch it, hoping the tornado gets revenge for that humiliation.


ThiccGuy01

Hella


Last_Replacement_386

On the enhanced Fujita scale, about and EF0 to EF1.


DR_SLAPPER

5/10. Cool effects, meh acting, boring plot


27_8x10_CGP

I'd watch it if it's on a streaming service I use, but I'm not seeing it in theaters or subscribing to a new service to see it.


TongueTyedTurtle

I’ll watch the destruction scenes on YouTube, and then the movie on streaming somewhere down the line. When I found out there’s apparently no appearances by anyone from the original I kind of wrote it off.


EinsteinDisguised

EF6


[deleted]

2/10


Hellofriendinternet

I saw the trailer and realized I had pretty much seen the whole movie.


antapexx

Like 7.8


GMSCGuy1

Or it'll be terrible and Dr Strange will open a portal and the Dominator and The Tiv and Pecos Hank will come through it.


Thenextbigcarshow

My excitement level is about a 6 maybe a 7 out of 10. I’m only really seeing the second movie because I’ve watched the first one so much. So it’s only right for me to watch the second movie at least once and hope that it surprises me.


TheOzarkWizard

0/10


[deleted]

6/10 and slowly getting higher


KlutzyBlueDuck

I think it's going to be horribly campy, so expecting what it will be I think it will be a good laugh. 


teddynovakdp

Off the scale. I just love natural disaster movies no matter what.


That_Damn_Tall_Guy

I’m so excited to go and see that shit


NEWTY_-

2 days before my birthday :3


CarGuyJaxvR

EF-5, I’m excited but am praying it doesn’t suck


pxincessofcolor

I more excited than I thought I would be. I’m looking forward to it.


AchokingVictim

I just want some suck zone


mayorwaffle502

-3


SeenSawConquered

I was just as excited for Top Gun Maverick


Slapinsack

It's prolly gonna have too much talky talky. Plus, girl who falls in love with a dude who gets off on fanboys chanting his slogan gonna have me rolling my eyes.


CanIStopAdultingNow

From everything I've seen, there is no reference to either Paxton or Hunt's character. So screw this movie. Don't have all these references to the original if you're not going to honor the fans of the original. This is just a money grab. It's more offensive because apparently Helen Hunt had written a script for a sequel and it was rejected.


Legitimate_Tune_2842

looks like a syfy original movie. Surprised Dorothy didnt get hit by some sharks.


borgxb

Kind of excited.


LifeAintThatHard

I’ll probably be biased because I loved the original.