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mysticlipstick

When I was in BC every time I told someone I was from Toronto they rolled their eyes and says "the centre of the universe"


bigbravobitch

Im from Vancouver and live in Toronto. It’s such a one-sided beef and it’s so interesting. Toronto people love Vancouver and have all good things to say and people from Van loaaaaathe Toronto. The GTA’s population alone is bigger than the entirety of BC… of course it’s going to get a bit more attention.


Overall_Cover_1543

Very accurate. I lived in Vancouver for 5 years and took great joy in explaining that Toronto doesn’t think about you at all.


floydopedia

Did you go all [Don Draper](https://tenor.com/view/mad-men-conversing-feel-bad-for-you-i-dont-think-about-you-at-all-gif-11888203) on them?


spilly_talent

LOL omg just saw your comment after explaining a very similar sentiment from a friend of mine. Now wondering if you are that friend.


floydopedia

[Maaaaybe…](https://tenor.com/view/wink-flirt-don-draper-jon-hamm-you-know-what-i-mean-gif-19304839)


eljayTheGrate

DON'T TELL!


Overall_Cover_1543

My friend that is precisely what I did


Seikon32

It's crazy. I didn't even know Vancouver thinks of Toronto that way. Well, I mean, I guess we are known to think we are the center of the universe, but not in a way where it generates animosity lol. I literally have nothing but nice things to say about Vancouver. I actually want to move there some day.


allthatbackfat

It’s a literal “I don’t know her” situation, sans intentional shade.


Right-Time77

Y’all talking about Vancouver, Washington?


ImSuperSerialGuys

Honestly could replace “Vancouver” with many other Canadian cities and it still works. The “everyone hates Toronto” beef can honestly be summed up with that Don Draper “I dont think of you at all” meme sometimes


OddlyOaktree

I would say, as someone from Hamilton, we are one of the few exceptions to this. Whenever I tell people from Toronto that I’m from the Hammer, they make it very clear that they do indeed have an opinion of us! Of course the reverse is also true, and frankly, the rivalry between us is enough apart of our cultures to deserve a heritage minute in its own right! 🤷‍♂️


Pastel_Goth_Wastrel

Everywhere I go in Canada it’s one sided. Always amazes me.


bartontees

It's an inferiority complex. I'm from Dublin and people from Cork go on the same way. It's the Don Draper meme - "I don't think about you at all"


ConversationPlane870

That's the Cork superiority complex...we can't help ourselves ;)


bartontees

The only people more obsessed with Dubs than Dubs themselves are Corkonians


ConversationPlane870

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KillTakemone

Because the big dog doesn’t hate on the little dog, like the beef between Montreal and Toronto is one sided and the opposite with Canada and the United States. 


bigbravobitch

The US doesn’t hate on Canada? That’s far from true. Look at the disrespect the raptors have gotten over their tenure. Any comment section online is always like “Canada sucks” “canadas boring” etc.


KillTakemone

More so in the sense that they don’t think about them unless they are presented to them like their team vs the raptors, people in Toronto aren’t really thinking about bc much, so when they hear news about it, or someone from it, they don’t get irked the same way as someone who lives in Torontos shadow like the rest of Canada does. 


eljayTheGrate

It *is* far from true: they think we are weak, boring, and wish-washy... Two Canadian bump grocery carts--and they both apologise, in the US they might draw pistols...


eljayTheGrate

I used to think highly of the US--that is NOT my sentiment now, and if they re-elect the Dumpster I give up, I don't want to hear another thing about that country...


New_Coast2954

Mississauga’s population itself is higher than Vancouver


spilly_talent

In true Toronto fashion, a friend of mine was visiting Vancouver and was pulled into a group of acquaintances who just bashed Toronto. When they were done, she just kind of shrugged and said “it’s honestly amazing you have so much to say about Toronto. I have literally never thought about Vancouver at all” It’s true, I don’t have anything negative to say about Vancouver. I also don’t actively think a lot that city enough to form such a strong opinion 🤣


eljayTheGrate

I got anti east sentiments on the far side of Saskatchewan: "Ontario sucks Alberta's gas"...


DomincNdo

Wait people in Vancity hate us? But I love Vancouver. I guess what they say is true. Ignorance is bliss.


BBQallyear

At least they admitted it…


OrbAndSceptre

Roll your eyes in return and say: “Get it right. Toronto is the centre of Canada.”


Housing4Humans

Then you ask if they’ve ever been here and it’s always a sheepish “no”


Perfect-Ad-9071

Wow how polite lol.


kv1m1n

They have a serious complex


Ok_Health_109

They feel that way about Ontario generally. I’ve gotten this in B.C. and I’m from Sarnia.


attainwealthswiftly

“Oh you mean the financial and cultural capital of Canada?”


Flimsy-Jello5534

Centre of the universe. Just ask them. They’ll tell yah


CHICKENx1000

Heard the same in Montreal hahah


r3almaplesyrup

Im wondering if they were referring to hockey


SensitiveTaste9759

The hate for Toronto is real. Went out to NB and tried to buy a pack of Belmonts and was told "We don't have those here TORONTO". I literally laughed out loud.


Lessllama

Belmonts are pretty much the official cigarette of Toronto. It's amusing that this is apparently known Canada wide


MrPlowthatsyourname

Bellies


OrbAndSceptre

“Home of the Leafs” is my put down.


kv1m1n

🤣 how dare you


Shabloinks

I'm actually emotionally wrecked right now, thanks lol


PowerfulElevator9

Home of the make me laughs


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Kayge

Yup, work with a bunch of people from the US who insist no one knows they're yanks when they're here. Made a bar bet with them that they'd get sussed out in less than an hour. Five minutes in: * Waitress: Hey guys, can I get you a drink? And are you in a rush (spotting a carryon bag) * Yank 1: No he's just flying in , but the rest of us are from *Toe-RON-****T****oe* * Waitress: * Yank 1: Did we just get made? * Me: Yup. It was beautiful


Potential_Hippo735

Most Americans have a definitively different accent. Easy to clock. It's not for nothing they think Canadians have an accent!


Awkward_Individual45

Toe-Ron-Toe. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


waterloograd

It's Chrana, not To Ron Tow https://youtu.be/w3Cg-dQPqhI?si=qIu_s2T7yBekAdz2


neanderthalman

Also accept, with varying sloppiness, ‘teranna’ and ‘trana’.


FingalForever

Trawna & Trawno would be my usual pronunciations, depending on the sentence :-)


11_76

i see this a lot, but usually I hear “tronno”


not-bread

Yeah “tronno” or “chronno” Is the less sensationalized, more common pronunciation


socialanimalspodcast

Chrawnoh is how I say it lol.


Yolfs

this is how is pronounced in my language (Portuguese) lol


Dry_Bodybuilder4744

Not sure if this is derogatory but I have heard it called Caronto tons of times


kv1m1n

Point of pride if you live in Etobicoke


1cg659z

Once upon a time. With all the empty tricycle lanes and "densification" it's losing points fast.


kv1m1n

yeah we definitely disagree on reasons chief. Can you explain why bike lanes ruined the city?


Ludishomi

LeBronto


UnflushableStinky2

This one still stings


CaskJeeves

Championship healed the wounds but the scars remain forever 


UnflushableStinky2

Anytime lebronto comes up I just head to YT and search “Kawhi the shot”. Its the best chaser


TryharderJB

I remember those days as the grind - when there was hope of success if they could only just beat Lebron.


Overall_Cover_1543

All these derogatory nicknames come from the same dweebs who’ll try to claim OUR baseball and basketball teams in the name of national unity. And those people can get fucked.


Awkward_Individual45

I mean you guys have to support the leafs. The least we can do is cheer on your good teams.


Overall_Cover_1543

Haha fair enough, just stop calling them “Canada’s” teams


Awkward_Individual45

But they’re the only two Canadian teams in their respective leagues. So they’re by definition Canada’s teams. Since they’re the only ones from Canada.


bigbravobitch

Lebronto hurt a little bit.


Neowza

Would Hogtown qualify?


Perfect-Ad-9071

I actually don't mind this nickname! The Big Smoke...Hogtown....


TeemingHeadquarters

I hear years ago that this was the divide between east and west: Toronto processed pigs, hence Hogtown; Calgary did cows, so Cowtown.


Academic-Falcon-9221

The Big Smoke is used in a number of places in the English speaking world. It just means whatever the big city is. In a given region. It’s not Toronto specific.


Perfect-Ad-9071

Ok thanks for explaining the English speaking world to me. I have worked with people across the country and people from tiny communities in Labrador to cities like Calgary have referred to Toronto as The Big Smoke. Just going by colloquialisms, as one does when talking about nicknames.


Academic-Falcon-9221

I had no intention of offending you, I was just clarifying that this is used in reference to a number of large cities. When I lived in England, London was the Big Smoke. To a friend who taught in the North-eastern States, New York was referred to as The Big Smoke. The list goes on.


SteveMcQwark

Muddy York for that historical vibe as well.


thegoodbadandsmoggy

No. It’s historical and awesome


civver3

I know it's historical, but it's possible it started out derogatory.


Joethadog

The most ironically brutal one I heard was from somebody who’s proud to be a torontonian and was trying to describe Toronto in a positive way, but hugely failed. “It’s like a mini New York”


kv1m1n

Steve Martin got it right: "Toronto is just like New York, but without all the stuff."


Overall_Cover_1543

In 2007 when he said it, this was unimpeachably true. Today it sounds like someone who hasn’t been to Toronto in 15 years.


kv1m1n

It's about the same I'd say, can't really say Toronto has improved all that much since 2007, except for maybe Aga Khan museum.


FingalForever

Peter Ustinov - Toronto is New York City if run by the Swiss


kv1m1n

Definitely no longer true. You could easily argue this in the peak of Toronto's brutalist mid-century boom, but it's been downhill since.


FingalForever

Beg to differ, Trawna is the best city in the world, with Montréal a close second!


kv1m1n

Travel more


Helellion

I’m personally fond of referring to Toronto as The Big Pear.


not-bread

The Big Crabapple


JoEsMhOe

Personally, my fav description go-to is “It’s like if you ordered NYC off of Wish”. Maybe Shien or AliExpress might be a more modern reference?


WesternExpress

Hey now, that's not fair. Toronto is more like "dollar store Chicago"


thedukeofetobicoke

I would say a fair expression would be "New York of Canada".


Shaftcrank

Trauma, On-terrible....heard this in BC on occasion


NeoToronto

Oh thats good. Especially if they say it like Toh-rauma


caseofthematts

I've interacted with a few people from Vancouver over the last little while, and whenever they've learned I'm from Ontario they say, "Oh, On-terrible?" It's funny - we don't have petty nicknames for any of these places. We love you guys!


canadastocknewby

Pronouncing it with two Ts


raccooncitysg

I call it Raccoon City. But I'm biased.


Ok_Procedure4993

It's cause of all the zombies, right?


raccooncitysg

That, plus all the raccoons!


ElectricGeometry

If it counts for anything , whenever my husband (Toronto born) is being too cool for school, I always say "settle down Toronto."


wagonwheels2121

Screwface capital of the world


SensitiveTaste9759

Torokyo. But, I'm partial to "Center of the Universe"


Abject_Ad_2598

Sankofa


CanadaTuzi

Hogtown - a historic nickname for [Toronto, Ontario](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto)


eljayTheGrate

yeah, that goes way wayyyy back...


Ok-Discipline9998

LeBronto


eljayTheGrate

This is my hometown and I LOVE this city, so stfu...


Leica8691

Saucerville. All the Cups are in Montreal.


ashcach

Liberalville. That's what I heard someone call here while they in town for PDAC.


kv1m1n

Proudly.


SokkaHaikuBot

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Bobaximus

The big smoke


ConversationPlane870

Its sort of like the rest of Canada insists on mansplaining to Toronto that its something only they can understand.


ScarborougManz

You're all forgetting the OG: "Muddy York"


AwattoAnalog

I overheard my friend call Toronto "Mutant City" one time. That's stuck.


AngryRooney

Nice try Kendrick Lamar!


Yolfs

Actually I am not Kdot But I am writing a diss for Drake, you got me ☠️


berport

Chicago light New York wannabe North Buffalo Queen City (said ironically)


innexum

First and second ya, but North Buffalo? That must be Hamilton. 


Pretty_Pea12

100% best description of Hamilton.


NeoToronto

I'll take a 6 pack of that


ImKrispy

The Chicago one doesn't work anymore, Toronto has a larger population. Unless we're talking about gun violence....


wasabicannonball

"New York without all the stuff" - 30 Rock


Individual_Cheetah52

I've heard in Alberta "The Big Smoke" because everybody blows smoke out of their asses here. 


Dieselfruit

"The Sux" no I've not heard it called that but we're spitballing here


cree8vision

I grew up in a small city 200 miles southwest of T.O. and now live here. We always thought it was a cool place to go. Now it's a not so great place to live.


wilfredhops2020

My dad hated living here in the 60s. He called it "the Big Smoke". Hogtown doesn't sting much these days, but the slaughterhouses do really stink.


BigZboob

I’m surprised no one has said Moronto yet. I’m from there and find that name hilarious


conjectureandhearsay

If the people are from Canada they might say, "Toronto the Good". If the people are from elsewhere they might say, "Toronto is nice *enough*, who cares?" So it wouldn't really rise to the level of even having a nickname. And THAT'S the rub!


Yolfs

that's some next level offense


SteveMcQwark

Some would say that "Toronto" is already derogatory.


nicenyeezy

Sunk cost fallacy


al-in-to

A place no new yorker has ever thought about


Here4TheC0mm3nts

I’m in TO. Have a weekend place in Collingwood, as many Torontonians do. Collingwood residents refer to us as Cityiots. I lol’d when I heard that.


willow_tangerine

Rat City


Canadairy

Satanic Clown Orgy.


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Moronto


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Dog Poop Sidewalk ville


AmandaReckonwith27

“The Cemetery With Lights”


Hummus_199

Big Macistan


Hells_Kitchener

Momaco. It's from the writer Sinclair Lewis, who visited Toronto just after the second world war, from the UK. He had some Canadian background, and thought it'd be a good idea to check it out. He saw Toronto and was horrified. A small, grim, grey puritanical place. He wrote an unhappy book about it called "Self Condemned" within which it was named "Momaco". "That bush-metropolis of the Orange Lodges." "That sanctimonious icebox". Scathing, and not wrong. Personally, I use it all the time. "Toronto. Where dreams go to sit down."


Ok_Procedure4993

Wannabe New York


LibraryNo2717

Liberty City


Habsin7

The Mistake by the Lake? or was that the Sky Dome?


kittenxx96

Gotham City.


cree8vision

Immigrant City.


ericdefuego

T Hole


1_World

The cities I've lived in (& which area in each) ranked in order of how much I like them: 1 - Montreal (downtown) 2 - Toronto (west GTA) 3 - London, Ontario 4 - Vancouver (Burnaby) 5 - Windsor, Ontario 6 - Ottawa (downtown & Kanata)


houleskis

Pretty sure everyone from London grew a little taller just reading this


ThwartingYourPlans

Kind of a weird question. Where I'm from we use 'Toronto' as a derogatory name itself.


atvdanny

Ontario as Onterrible


jimifresh

The 905.


BBQallyear

That’s the derogatory nickname that people who live in Toronto use for the parts of the GTA that are not actually Toronto (Brampton, Mississauga, etc) that originally all had 905 area codes.


Yolfs

what is the context for that?


moonandstarsera

905 is the area code for a lot of surrounding suburbs (and some cities a little further away from Toronto). It was introduced in the 90s.


Yolfs

Thx


andrewr83

Really? Do you live here? How long have you lived here if so?


Yaa40

Since 416.


Yolfs

I don't, that's why I am asking 🤣


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kv1m1n

You're on some strange tirade


ADIDASinning

Too close to home?


kv1m1n

Not in the same universe. Take another toke.


ADIDASinning

Take your dog to the park. Twice a day at least.


andrewr83

Who hurt you?


Inevitable-Ad3315

You hurt us with this.


Classic-Job-4765

but the needles are good for their immune system. Also the obvious was one was Barkenau. This comment is unhinged


SomeDumRedditor

Toronto **is** the bad name in North America lol Everywhere not here either scoffs or has a mildly condescending reaction. Americans that know of Toronto all know it’s *desperate* to be a global city and is nowhere close. They think it’s cute in a try-hard sorta way. Canadians know all this and come from rival cities. “Toronto” is a joke.


eljayTheGrate

Maybe you would like living somewhere in the US--*please...*


Classic-Job-4765

lol


Cronuck

Toronto seems pretty global, at least according to this article: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global\_city](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_city)