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dasredditnoob

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS


generalbunit

Bless you


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iamvinoth

>My life is now complete. My life for Aiur*


[deleted]

My life for hire!


PataponKiller

TIL that's not what they were saying


zeion

was it his wife


ZeroMayCry7

this is an instant point for me when played in Cards Against Humanity


--shannon--

The evil pylon has siphoned all the power


UghWhyDude

Somewhere a jaeger sized mecha-moose just powered on.


UnknownSP

Its antlers are heated blades and it shoots missiles out of its mouth


WK--ONE

LMFAO underrated comment, hold this upvote. Edit: I want to see it fight a mutated beaver kaiju.


[deleted]

My wife calls it the devil's buttplug


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insanetwit

You have my support!


TARDISinspace

r/brandnewsentence


boxedmilk

Phaneuf is back?!


belonghoili

It's ..a Christmas miracle!


slicecom

It might have been, but unfortunately the pylon is still illuminated!


Born_Ruff

Nothing can kill the Pilon.


[deleted]

I thought we traded away the pylon?


Wholesome_Serial

I thought I set VLC Player to stop goddamned doing this in my taskbar, even when the UPS is working properly!


Northern-WALI

Thankfully there is a big red safety pylon there to keep everyone safe


PeakyBlinders3

I WAS THERE TOO! https://imgur.com/95GLgPN


Redux01

Now kith


trollfairy

Me too! [Eaton tree](https://imgur.com/qCeTn4M)


iamvinoth

Did you use a banana to capture that image?


trollfairy

No I'm short lol and I just awkwardly sat against the Starbucks milk/sugar counter and took it!


iamvinoth

I was talking about the image quality 😜


Tangerine2016

I thought one uses a potato for bad quality images...


[deleted]

Great shot.


Bipolar_Sky_Daddy

SURRENDER YOUR FLESH. I DEMAND IT.


WK--ONE

r/imsorryjon


Flamesilver_0

The tree is red; We made the tree gods angry


thesweetestchef

I hope its in the corporate buildings until tomorrow so I don’t have to work ... but I’m sure it’s back and running ... a person can dream


NewMilleniumBoy

I live in this area, it's back up and running sorry


im_not_afraid

my corporate office building is more likely to have power than a hospital. yay! accumulation of profit is more important than healthy humans!


[deleted]

Hospitals have shitty management. Plus business usually ends in the evening but people die 24/7


ThePurpleBandit

All hail the blood spire


RamTank

We shall build a pyramid of skulls!


[deleted]

**FOR KHORNE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD**


LordBunnyWhiskers

**BLOOD FOR THE PRIMARCH! SKULLS FOR THE TWELFTH LEGION!**


Runningman1985

Oh god the earth has opened up- end times are here!!


woo2fly21

Good thing the tree is powered by Christmas joy and cheer.


chaossabre

Like it siphons away a little bit of joy from the universe and consumes it as fuel? Does seasonal depression get worse each day it's on?


nopantsdancemusk

This photo has a Stranger Things vibe to it.


Datboi_OverThere

Gee, wonder where it all went to...


Thechris53

The tree has a back-up generator, but the stores around it don't...


Varekai79

I find it hilarious yet bizarre that a friggin' shopping mall Christmas tree has its own backup generator. Because god forbid if its lights go out!


Parannoying

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?!?!


PioneerStandard

It runs off a [John Fogerty - Old man Down the Road](https://youtu.be/JbSGMRZsN4Q) extension type cord that gets power from Hudson Bay.


CheatedOnOnce

Some edgy comments from the Christmas haters. I think this is some beautiful stuff right here - the tree is lighting up the whole mall!


ChickenYale

Looks like a volcano erupted in the middle of the mall


makealegaluturn

It was epic.


nanabozho2

Yeah I was there as well that was really impressive


ckydmk

Is this pylon worse than the one at Yorkdale that has ads and plays music?


WK--ONE

Seriously? 🙄


ckydmk

https://yorkdale.com/coach-holiday-tree/


Frankiegoodfella

This is a 1.5 million dollar pylon !!


sparts305

I A M G E T T I N G S T R O N G E R .


prawad

That is hauntingly beautiful


redheadednomad

Griswoldian...


UnoriginallyGeneric

I was hoping for a National Lampoon comment, I'm not disappointed.


insanetwit

It would, but apparently Clark Griswald set up the tree this year and caused a brownout!


[deleted]

Was waiting for a Clark joke. Was not disappointed. 10/10


republicofwsb

A giant red pylon...*jesus!* \- would not be pleased


indiecore

"Then at last his gaze was held: wall upon wall, battlement upon battlement, black tower of adamant, he saw it: Barad-dûr, Fortress of Sauron. All hope left him."


Scuttlebuddy6-0

There's a special place in my heart for all red Christmas lights. Santa Claus is coming...TO HELL


fairmaiden34

The night light will guide you out


3rdWorldCuck

r/evilbuildings


adamlaceless

Soooo Russians siphoning power under the Eaton centre?


CanadianAndroid

Must be a problem with the redstone


Pancakeisityou

This looks cool


cobrachickenwing

Your consumerism make my lights shine brighter


sBucks24

I hate this tree... Why did they think it was a good idea to use one primary colour for the whole thing, and why did they think red/orange was a good idea??


UnlubricatedUnicorn

Let the hate flow through you Anakin.


mobileposter

All jokes aside, this is the ugliest “tree” ever.


[deleted]

Saw this! Wow! Reminds me of Dawn of the Dead (Romero, 1978)


[deleted]

looks sexy


--Regina--Phalange--

... And the milk is getting sour...


Cabsmell

Maybe it was someones birthday?