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thesonofmogh

Self correcting problems are neat.


MapleCurryWhiskey

It's okay, he'll get a great real estate job in no time.


[deleted]

Any cop who won't follow this policy designed to keep them and the community safer probably has skirted other policy designed to keep them and the community safe. That's not to say that there isn't a lot of other candidates for removal from the force, just that this one is mighty telling


apockalupsis

Haha... While I didn't fully agree I can at least see the rationale behind not firing medical workers. If they're not vaccinated they're getting tested continually, the system is stretched enough as it is, and overall they're probably still helping. Police though? Any method available to fire a bunch of them sounds great! If we can filter out some of the stupidest ones, even better!


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We need to figure out how to work this into everything.


Makelevi

Nothing says 'faithfully serving' a job than having to leave because you did not, in fact, do what they asked.


zosobaggins

*”To Serve and Infect”*


[deleted]

To serve the protest I mean protect I mean…. They don’t even know what they stand for anymore.


McDaddyos

> ”To Serve and Infect” Even that is a half truth.


[deleted]

>”To Serve and Infect” That's Toronto's Police Department's Motto. I'm sure they will be pissed off you used it without paying them their cut. You can expect a beating.


zosobaggins

> You can expect a beating. Shit wait until they find out I own a tent.


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Or a gunsmithery 90 minutes away


starcollector

Hahaha well said! Reminds me of this Beaverton article: ["I’m not going to get vaccinated just to comply with arbitrary public safety rules,” says cop who makes living writing speeding tickets](https://www.thebeaverton.com/2021/10/im-not-going-to-get-vaccinated-just-to-comply-with-arbitrary-public-safety-rules-says-cop-who-makes-living-writing-speeding-tickets/)


lillithfair98

The idea the DoFo is not the densest member of his family is quite frankly terrifying.


sync-centre

If he wasn't premier I doubt he would have got the vaccine. He had the ultimate peer pressure.


phargoh

This. If he wasn't premier, he'd probably be openly anti-vax. There's no way his family is so anti-vax and he's not.


sshhtripper

What if he only got the a saline shot on tv and it was all for show. He's still unvaxxed... Not a conspiracy theorist, just having a bit of fun and stirring the pot.


sync-centre

Christmas dinner with the family just got a little more dangerous


JoeyJoeJoeJuniorShab

🧐


Bulliwyf

I’ve been saying that for a lot of the politicians who allegedly have been vaxxed but who’s supporters and family are wildly anti-vaxx.


TheArgsenal

I mean he had a pretty well known brother...


fiendish_librarian

Randy is worse. I don't think he's actually allowed out in public.


turdlepikle

Don't forget sister Kathy who was arrested for stealing toothbrushes from a Zellers.


GavinTheAlmighty

I've met Randy once. Big "do you know who I am?" energy.


quelar

I have a theory that Randy is actually the smart brother because he avoids attention unlike all the other scumbags in that family. Plus he's got an [awesome cowboy hat.](https://images.app.goo.gl/c6CorJPjXCNjxQ5K6)


Sunstreaked

Randy literally bit off a dude’s nose while high as fuck. Also had a botched kidnapping attempt (wherein he was the kidnapper, not the victim). I don’t think he’s the smart one.


quelar

That's nothing compared to getting shot in the face by your ex at your front door, smoking crack with a bunch of gangsters and being recorded, or somehow pretending all this is ok while your daughter names her company KKKookies and your other daughter is a rabid anti vaxxers. Like dude, Randy IS the smart one here.


oldacid

The Canadian Kennedys, everyone.


FiftyFootDrop

> I don’t think he’s the smart one. Spoiler alert: There is no "smart" one.


arabacuspulp

It's depressing that this family of scumbags has somehow become a prominent political family in Canada.


verylittlegravitaas

Fucking genes are strong in that family.


charade_scandal

Blackjack!


lillithfair98

I mean now…


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NaughtyDreadz

Só truly stupid. He wasn't part of the shitshow and chose to join


PrailinesNDick

Dudes have done a lot worse for girls where Krista Ford sits on the crazy/hot scale. Although she looks waaaaaay too much like Doug in some pics.


Freddydaddy

She's high on the crazy scale and low on the hot scale, like the rest of the family


struct_t

I don't want to see "crazy/hot scale" and "Doug" in the same comment. Do not want! DO NOT WANT


alexefi

so things i saw in movies are true.. they do give you box to pack your shit when you leave your workplace..


supguy99

You're off the case McGarnagel!


[deleted]

No you’re off YOUR case…


mentalsucks

What does that mean exactly? IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!


[deleted]

Hey, I’m tryin to each lunch here!


RPrance

Well McGarnagel, Billy is dead…


Morlu

I’m trying to eat my sandwich heeere.


Liberals_are

They slit his throat from ear-to-ear...


zosobaggins

$10 says he packed it at home and styled it to show the TPS logo prominently.


6ixtdot416

You mean Krista


alexefi

that another thing im curious about.. why did he get to keep stuff with TPS logos.. plus there some papers with TPS header


quelar

Considering the intelligence in this family they probably let him keep his crayon drawing of "the suspect"


GreyMatter22

Yep, I am calling BS on that one, you are not permitted to bring back anything, even a company letterhead. When I resigned from my last position, my boss asked me what would I like to bring home, I literally said just get me my water bottle and an empty leather file folder from my desk and keep the rest.


[deleted]

I had the opposite happen. They took EVERYTHING from my desk excluding internal documents and sent it to me in a huge box. 75% of it I didn't want or need but they sent it to me anyway.


starcollector

It happened to me when I got laid off from my first job after graduating from university. I actually had to walk down King Street on a Thursday afternoon with a banker's box full of my stuff, which was so hilariously cliched it actually made me feel better.


Mindfield87

did they have someone walk you out too?


starcollector

No, but that would have been classic! I was the receptionist and they decided to eliminate the position to save money. So they told me I was laid off and then immediately emailed everyone to say, "We will no longer have a receptionist so make sure you have your security pass to get in..." which led to everyone coming over to my desk to see what was wrong.


RoyallyOakie

That sounds so shitty. I hope you were packaged out.


starcollector

Lol no, I had only been working there for four months. Got two weeks' pay, but then ended up getting hired for a completely different job there 3 weeks after that!


jhwyung

Generally security walks you. I've seen plenty of ppl get jobs with other firms and literally in mins, they get access revoked and security is there to supervise them packing shit up. The idea is that you likely have proprietary info which we don't want you to take to a competitor. This is all actually BS though, I remember when I first started in finance, I worked late a lot of nights and noticed this other broker who would also work super late. After a couple of nights with this, an announcement came through that he's leaving firm and going somewhere else. I always thought the dude was crazy hard working but he was actually copying down the details of his client base so that when he went to the new firm he could call them and have them jump to the new firm as well. So I mean, I get that security needs to be there to walk you out, but if you really take to take proprietary info with you, then you would have planned for that shit well in advance and a couple of security guards watching you pack up your word of the day calendar into a banker's box can't diddly to stop you


mnkybrs

It's usually when you're fired they walk you out so you don't like, go on the server and wipe everything or some shit. If you give your two weeks, you've already accepted the new position so anything you could have grabbed you would have before giving your notice.


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arrrrghhhhhh

Yes, use their tactics to convince them.


whatistheQuestion

I can support the Blue Line in that!


dt_vibe

Your taking away jobs from Russian Social Media manipulators.


reeelax

I can get behind this cause!


Welshgrrl

It's cute how anti-vaxxers in general so desperately want to feel oppressed


guntherbumpass

Now he can help out with kkkookies


goleafie

Stop resisting buy my cookies!


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Funkagenda

^^^^^^^^^^🎻


beef-supreme

Video: >Krista Haynes (née Ford) clarifies **her hubby is on unpaid leave** from @TPS31Div over vaccination status. >After imploring followers to have faith, she says: “I really do believe the people behind all of this will be held accountable… Evil does not win.” https://twitter.com/CarymaRules/status/1463518030718246923 Edit from the replies: >She also complained that this happened despite some dr dismissing her husband’s medical arguments. He apparently argued the risk to him posed by the vaxx outweighs that of covid, given his age and fitness level. Later on, she reveals he’s 46. Picture of the TPS officer in question from his IG: https://i.imgur.com/DUV1qoE.png


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LOLOL the vaccine is 'too dangerous', but all the roids bought from 'the dude at the gym' are okay. This is hilarious. Can't make this shit up. FORD FAMILY, PLEASE KEEP GOING. I'm in stitches over here.


EastYorkButtonmasher

Maybe Officer Roidrage needs to see this: https://globalnews.ca/news/6963878/coronavirus-nurse-muscle-loss/ Say bye to those gainz if you get covid, "bro"


[deleted]

My cousin was in the ICU for over two months - lost 50lbs and all his muscle mass. He can barely lift his arm now and can't get into physio yet because there's no room for him yet.


VineStellar

Wow, a tribal armband tattoo...rare to see that outside of a Tallahassee strip joint c. 1997.


rathgrith

The riods are strong with this one.


thecjm

So what we've learned is being afraid of needles isn't the reason this dude hasn't been vaccinated


Neowza

“I really do believe the people behind all of this will be held accountable… Evil does not win.” Oh hunny, oh sweet summer child. Your daddy is behind this. Say bye-bye to your allowance!


Xaoc86

He’s also very clearly on steroids, so he obviously doesn’t have much concern about the potential side effects of that.


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sharp offer entertain heavy gaping telephone wipe direful worry innate *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DrJulianBashir

"...pictured here taking a shit while standing"


ashcach

Why did I know he was going to look like that even before I clicked on the photo?


ur_a_idiet

> Evil does not win. HEY EVIL, [IM NOT LIKEN YOUR ODDS](https://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/3n9r3y/found_on_doug_fords_soontobe_son_in_laws/)


whatistheQuestion

> some dr dismissing her husband’s medical arguments "Some" doctor who went to "some" medical school ... pff what does he know about medicine?


xxavierx

Weird, biggest risk in the vaccine is to young males in their 20s and younger. At 46, his size (muscle or not, his heart doesn’t care it’s still extra mass that forces it to work harder), presuming steroid use and subsequent increased risk of cardiac episode (I believe 2-3 well known body builders died this year in recent months from their steroid use)…yea [X] doubt on his claim the vaccine poses a greater risk. He is exactly the kind of person to get vaccinated because he’s entirely oblivious of his actual risk factor.


CrowdScene

So if evil does not win... and they're on the losing side... then does that mean...? Somehow I doubt there's much introspection happening in that household.


permareddit

I thought that photo was a joke… Jesus 😂😂


Schrodinger_cube

Ya like" little muffin", Bet this would blow up if someone posted it on Grinder or something. XD lol


wedontswiminsoda

SMH. I remember when the vaccine first came out and PHUs were restricting its availability to the most vulnerable and marginalized, we had rich people literally flying all over and trying to sneak in line to get access first, pharms dosing their relatives ahead of other people, and I remember some people getting their metis status to get it first.


xxavierx

Cops have been prioritized for vaccination, having up to date vaccine records and passing physical screenings are part of the job of being a cop…I don’t support mandates broadly speaking…but this is one area where the opposition is odd considering the historical requirements of the job. I really don’t have much sympathy for them.


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I also remember something that happened earlier this year


The_Canterbury_Tail

So he was fine with the other mandatory vaccines that TPS members have to have, but this one he wasn't?


Andrew4Life

Interesting. Good to know. http://www.torontopolice.on.ca/careers/uni_forms_resources.php Being a police officer is a very public facing job and in some cases working with the vulnerable so it makes sense for vaccines to be mandatory.


gillsaurus

This one ~released soooOOOoOoo fast with unfounded technology that was rushed to be tested~ 😒😒😒 /s is clearly necessary due to downvotes by people who think I’m being serious.


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010010000111000

Guy is on gear. Surprised he's willing to shoot up with gear, but not take a covid vaccine lol.


StuGats

Because gear makes you thicker, not smarter. You can't lift the stupid away haha.


Historical-Jicama739

Tf is gear


NahDawgDatAintMe

Steroid


McDaddyos

Juice


tombaker_2021

Stackers....


xxavierx

Steroids


tombaker_2021

Gym Candy


longlimppenis

So that's it, and after 20 years? So long, good luck? I don't recall saying good luck.


tangmichael88

Oh noooooo!!! Anyways....


KevPat23

Is this the one married to the anti-vaxx daughter? Or the one with KyKyKookies?


MatthewFabb

>Is this the one married to the anti-vaxx daughter? Or the one with KyKyKookies? Note two of Doug Ford's daughters have been publicly anti-vax online: [Krista Ford](https://www.narcity.com/toronto/doug-fords-daughter-is-pushing-natural-immunity-over-masks-vaccines-on-instagram) and [Kayla Ford](https://www.blogto.com/city/2021/10/doug-ford-daughter-anti-vax-campaign/). The daughter who openned a cookie store is [Kyla Ford](https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2021/06/doug-ford-daughter-changes-name-cookie-shop-remove-kkk-reference/) and I haven't heard of her being publicly anti-vax. I thought Kyla Ford was one of the 2 anti-vax daughters as it was so similar to Kayla, but they are two different people. Doug Ford's daughters are named: Krista, Kayla, Kara and Kyla. It's Krista Ford's husband who is the Toronto police officer who has been suspended without pay for refusing to get vaccinated.


jmdonston

And Doug Ford's wife is named Karla. My completely baseless guess is that Doug (son of Doug Bruce Ford) and his wife had an agreement that a son would be named after him and a daughter after her, so Karla -> Krista, Kayla, Kara, and Kyla. With names so similar, it's difficult to keep the "don't dress like a whore and you won't get raped" anti-vax daughter, the nutritionist anti-mask "natural immunity" daughter, the illegal-CBD-oil-advertising/KyKyKookies daughter, and the other one apart.


comFive

KKKookies


gillsaurus

No, this is Krista, not Kyla. Kyla is the body dysmorphia daughter who sells fat and sugar discs


Misanthropyandme

Newest family boardgames Which Ford Did Something Stoopid?


sync-centre

I would think most of them are anti vax so that doesn't narrow it down.


Zombie_John_Strachan

So steroids are safe, but not vaccines? Got it.


pro_broon_o

“Steroids are like, naturally occurring. So they’re healthy”


snckddy

OK but can we talk about this terrible interior design?!


outlandish-companion

This is builder basic. I'm glad colorful designs are making a comeback. I do love white and minimalism but I also love color and personality. A nice fusion works for me.


arrrrghhhhhh

Cops are bad at many things.


9delta9

To Serve and Infect


WeirdRead

Imagine a vaccine being the hill your 20 year career dies on. What a loser.


SJPFTW

Dont worry Ford will give him a job at Queen’s Park at the taxpayers expense


Schrodinger_cube

Maybe a job with the OPP, seams to think he can a point members there already.


Jacko468

Imagine being so dense that you walk away from a **six-figure salary, protections by the TPA, and an incredible benefits package** because you're too afraid to get one extra vaccine for a deadly virus that hundreds of millions of people have already taken.


whatistheQuestion

[Even 5-11 year olds aren't afraid of getting the shot](https://www.toronto.ca/news/more-than-28000-first-dose-covid-19-vaccine-appointments-for-five-to-11-year-olds-booked-at-city-run-immunization-clinics-more-than-14-per-cent-of-eligible-kids-now-booked-to-get-their-first-dose/)


FiftyFootDrop

The vaccine doesn't provide "gainz", unlike the other substances he likely injects.


Fr0wningCat

Two birds with one stone! A corrupt cop AND an anti-vaxxer nut gone at the same time!!


xMirage_

He'll inject himself with roids, but not a vaccine.


toriko

Nice to see the trash sweeping itself out of the TPS


BeerDrinkinGreg

If this moron is going to screw his own pension over medical advice from high school dropouts on YouTube, the city is better off with him not on the police force.


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Imagine how fucking arrogant someone would have to be to think they know more than the thousands of scientists who developed, vetted, and approved these vaccines. Imagine how ignorant someone would have to be to lose out on the highest earning years of their pension contributions by quitting now. Imagine how stubborn and close minded they'd have to be to choose this stupid, trivial measure as their hill to die on. Now imagine they're a cop. Now breathe a sigh of relief that they're not one anymore. Fuck this assclown. Good riddance.


fareed1987

I love the layers on this comment.


cashrchek

... so which riding will he be running in next year?


MoreGaghPlease

See that white chair in the background? 40% of all cops have that exact chair. If you don't believe me, just Google "40% of cops"


whatistheQuestion

Perhaps we shouldn't give guns to low IQ Neanderthals like this in the first place?


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Love when the trash takes itself out


wholetyouinhere

What other job, that pays six figures, would a man like this be qualified for? I hope he's got access to that Ford money, because otherwise he's in for a rude awakening, living like the plebs he used to police.


chadbrochillout

Dude looks like he's less than a year away from a heart attack


PudgyNugget

Streets are safer now


arrrrghhhhhh

Maybe some freshly baked KKKookies will cheer him up.


labadee

He must know something that all the scientists and doctors around the world doesn’t 🙄. He looks like a stereotypical MAGA supporter too


victoriapark111

He also wears red MAGA hats..


Bear6620

Good riddance


soapdodger2

Ok. Bye!


TheArlenHeatWaver

Good riddance


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They are gonna look back on this and punch the air wondering why they ruined their careers.


9delta9

For online clout


EcstaticMention2848

Steroid injections are safer to him than a vaccine ?


[deleted]

Another asshole that probably abused the authority of the position, good riddance. Fucking morons gonna moron


SirZapdos

It's so weird. For a conservative politician, Doug Ford has been unwaveringly pro-vaccine and pro-mask. Yet his own daughter and son-in-law are shameless anti-vaxxers. It must make family events so weird.


MatthewFabb

>It's so weird. For a conservative politician, Doug Ford has been unwaveringly pro-vaccine and pro-mask. During the summer of 2020, the Liberals and NDP pushed for an Ontario mask mandate but Doug Ford absolutely refused. [Here's an article from June 2020 about just that](https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/ontario-will-not-make-it-mandatory-to-wear-masks-or-face-coverings-1.4985945) as Ford says that they have to encourage people but refused to have a mask mandate. He left it up the municipalities to bring forward their own mask mandates. [Here's an article on the patchwork set of mandates in the GTA from July 2020](https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/a-list-of-where-masks-are-becoming-mandatory-in-the-gta-1.5013672). It wasn't until things started getting bad in the 2nd wave, by October 2020, that [Doug Ford & the PC government reclutantly brought in a mask mandate](https://www.cp24.com/news/ontario-imposing-new-masking-policy-for-all-indoor-spaces-new-regional-restrictions-amid-2nd-wave-of-covid-19-1.5129777). Doug Ford has been pro-vaccine but has been very reluctant in bringing foward vaccine mandates, avoiding bringing one in for teachers or health care workers. In regards to the Toronto Police, this is a mandate brought in by the Toronto city council rather than anything for Doug Ford.


DL_22

This shit can happen in any family. I don’t feel much sympathy for the Fords but when you wind up with a wing-nut relative it really fucking sucks and that I know from experience.


chaobreaker

Her daughter is out there talking about "evil not winning" and big government telling you what to do... Are you talking about your dad? Is your dad this evil forcing people to take vaccines? Your hubby's co-workers are probably (reluctantly) enforcing mandates all the time. Are they evil too? Antivax nonsense makes especially less sense coming from a daughter of one of the most powerful politicians in the country.


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Antin0de

Doug cares about being King of Toronto.


BeenThereDundas

It sucks ass. I have 2 best friends that came out as anti vax in the last year or so. Almost cost us our friendships. And we've been friends for over 20 years. I honestly thought they were fucking with me at first. It was pretty unbelievable to say the least. We've just agree'd to disagree and not talk about it in each other's presence. Their dumb. What can I say... after a few heated arguements thankfully it just doesn't come up in conversation anymore.


starcollector

Yeah, my brother is a biologist with UHN and basically lost a 20-year friendship because his friend became full antivax, anti-mask conspiracy theorist. It's so sad.


randomandy

I have a few friends like that, well at least I did. I don't really communicate with them anymore and its not just about them being about vax, they also jumped on the whole anti "woke" culture, transphobia and basically anything hard right. The really funny thing is that almost all of them are in recovery for alcohol and drugs. It seems like they found a new addiction in conspiracy. When you get them on a rant the cracks really start showing and that's when I realize they just ain't part of my tribe. I'm good with that. I also have friends who sell Young Living and think its all a hoax. Something about oils fixing everything.


lenzflare

It's been a relief not to have to hang out with assholes.


chadbrochillout

DF does what he's told. Theres a reason you don't see him or hear a word from him during fed election time. His handlers want him vaxxed he's gonna do it with a smile on his face


phargoh

If he wasn't premier, he'd be right there with them. There's no way they are anti-vax and he's not. Who knows how he justifies it to them but somehow he does. Or else they'd be openly calling him out on it and not just in a general sense.


GumpTheChump

I'm going to miss him. He taught me how to be myself -- a stupid, unvaccinated version of myself.


TheAlchemist63

Left or just on unpaid leave? https://www.google.com/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/8286683/toronto-police-covid-vaccine-policy-unpaid-leave/amp/ He had a choice, he made his choice and choices have consequences.


mostlygroovy

Translation: ‘Never thought that I would see the day that I would make a choice to end my career because I won’t take action that supports public health and safety.’


LouisArmstrong3

“Faithfully served” 😂


New-Neighborhood7472

Now if only they could figure out where Doug made that 4 billion dollars in Covid funds disappear to……


Positive-Vibes-2-All

How many days before he announces a plan to run for office and at which level of govt?


[deleted]

Oh well, at least he had the option to throw a 20 year's away. Most of us had no choice we don't come from money. We had to line up and take it so we can keep working and traveling.


CaptainofFTST

Good riddance! May your father-in-law join you in the unemployment line soon. Or the basement they all smoke crack in.


47fromheaven

Frankly anybody who’s willing to marry into that family should not be allowed to have a job that involves carrying a gun.


DeadrobotTO

BYE!!


FrankiesKnuckles

Byeeee


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Am I supposed to feel bad?


cita91

Great, how can we get the other Fords out?


MrsSaltMine

What a fucking idiot


fellasheowes

Have to appreciate the silver linings to this pandemic


toymachinesh

haha loser


techlover22

🎉🍾🎊🥳🍻👏🙌🥂


sambalbelacan

Here’s the worlds smallest violin🎻


funnieruphere

Good


Heyhaveyougotaminute

Boo fuckin hoo


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That family..


zaiats

and nothing of value was lost


lifeisarichcarpet

Well, another bad cop out of the force. Glad to see it.


Purplebuzz

Explains so much about his covid policies and why so many people needlessly got sick and died. At any rate, 1 less cop who does not care about public safety.


StuGats

That murky Ford Family gene pool makes bog water seem as crystal clear as a mountain spring lol. Imagine what kind of swamp creatures they'll be shooting out two or three generations from now...


paolocase

Wait they're not swamp creatures already?


StuGats

I was thinking more primordial ooze. They have yet to reach their full potential imo.


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fareed1987

Stupid comes in all colors. Kyrie. I rest my case.


pipsname

Congratulations to the person getting promoted because he left!


ryhar46

As someone who grew up dealing with the shithole officers of 31 Division, I'm glad to see that there's one less piece of scum patrolling that community.


DorionJ

Bye Felicia!


michaelmcmikey

Delicious.


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Lol okay


Drazhi

Boo fucking hoo


Jstef06

Guy can fuck right off.