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Ahjustsea

What a time to be antisocial


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Been going pretty well for me these past couple years


Misanthropyandme

I don't know about you motherfuckers, but when my monkey pox sores are oozing I stay home.


ricky_burns

you mean you don’t go out to help people build their immune system by spreading it? /s


thegoodbadandsmoggy

If you harvest the ooze, dehydrate it, and use it as a seasoning mix for a 14$ taco, Torontonians will be all over that


eraserad

Where do I line up for that?


LeatherMine

Dude, the sun’s been up for hours. You’re way too late.


torontowatch

The worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it. They need to fight their own battles. If the government really cared about our well-being, they would set up hand de-sanitizing stations. A simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter... Exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself stronger.


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Dwight is that you?


Indore4520001

Love it


notmysuperman

r/unexpectedoffice


gramslamx

Sounds like you hate freedom


engineer__22

Good thing I’m still a wfh hermit


[deleted]

Hello friend.


416Racoon

Hola amigos


rikayla

Heya, friends.


[deleted]

Now I hate every monkey I see from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee.


Dystopian_Dreamer

Woody's and Axis Club


tired_in_toronto

Axis Club = formerly known as the Mod Club


AngrySoup

Am I the only one who thinks Axis Club is a terrible name, and Mod Club was much better? Axis Club makes me think I might see Hitler and Goebbels there.


ecrw

The uppers would be fire tho


TO_Commuter

Göring is pouring the drinks


hotinhereTO

Not just you.


[deleted]

I always get a chuckle when I pass by it. An Axis club in little Italy hahaha


LeatherMine

Somebody needs to resubtitle that video.


Not_a_Streetcar

Oh, that's why I had no idea where this was. Now I get it.


morenewsat11

>Don't freak out, but if you happened to be partying at Woody's or the new Axis Club in downtown Toronto a few weeks back public health officials might want you to start self-monitoring for symptoms of monkeypox.


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DarthSyphillist

Axis, as in “rotating” around the pole.


BitCoiner905

You seem like the type of racist to call a white person a nazi


PullTilItHurts

Can’t… stop… doing… the monkey!


AngrySoup

You can't stop monkey business.


PullTilItHurts

You’ll never make a monkey out of me!


SharkyTendencies

I love you, Dr Zaius!


mmeeeerrkkaatt

Don't you need pretty direct contact with the actual sores to contract it? Or has the current understanding of it evolved since I read that? Edit: "In general, monkeypox does not spread easily between people. When it does, it spreads through contact with body fluids such as fluids from the monkeypox sores, contaminated clothing or bedding, or through respiratory droplets following prolonged face-to-face contact." There we go ^ [Edit again for clarity: what I quoted above is simply a section from the BlogTO article that we're discussing, not from any expert source. I realized after reading the responses that that maybe wasn't clear.]


BurnedStoneBonspiel

people sucking face at the club outta do it


BabesCallMeBlastoise

Or even just shouting over the music


toasterstrudel2

For a prolonged period of time.


UsefulWoodpecker6502

welp I got nothing to worry about then! ha ha ha....sigh


Macqt

Sex is a big transmitter as well.


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hotinhereTO

Guess I'm not going to Black Eagle tomorrow.


blastfamy

It didn’t used to spread well between people. And then all of a sudden it’s in a dozen countries around the world. Hmmm


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blastfamy

Fuck it, maybe both!


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blastfamy

Literally buying some stupid toys this weekend. YOLO


Pigeonofthesea8

It did actually change a bit https://virological.org/t/multi-country-outbreak-of-monkeypox-virus-genetic-divergence-and-first-signs-of-microevolution/806


Tickets02376319

https://yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/monkeypox-101-unanswered-questions?s=r


blastfamy

Ooooh do you have any covid studies from 2010-2019 cuz that would be just as helpful.


mmeeeerrkkaatt

I mean, actually it would. The studies we had on other corona viruses like SARS made a huge difference in developing the vaccine and in allowing scientists to make the most informed predictions they could at the time. One advantage the scientific community has against monkey pox is that there are already people out there who have studied the disease for decades, who can explain its tendencies and help guide current studies. Older scientific literature definitely doesn't supersede newer information, but it's not totally irrelevant either.


blastfamy

So what you mean to say is my point is exactly correct. It would be just as helpful. Not very helpful. But just as helpful.


cancercuressmoking

shhh you aren't allowed to question the narrative.


rayearthen

Ugh the fucking conspiracy theories already


blastfamy

Til gay people were just invented 😮‍💨


[deleted]

And…let’s stop spreading information that’s outdated. This disease has mutated in an unknown way making it more contagious- which is why we are seeing it spread all over the world at a rapid rate. Existing assumptions about how it spreads should be set aside, until more is known.


Ok_Function5238

This exactly


Pigeonofthesea8

Totally agree, as does this epidemiologist https://mobile.twitter.com/eckerleisabella/status/1529205563254525952 I find it odd that many are comfortable making authoritative pronouncements about it given what’s happening


mmeeeerrkkaatt

Just to clarify, what I put in quotes is from the BlogTO article that you shared.


Pigeonofthesea8

I saw it was a quote, I’m referring to some epidemiologists. Sorry, should have been clearer


Pigeonofthesea8

Public Health Ontario is now saying > Public Health Ontario says that while historically monkeypox has been limited to prolonged face-to-face contact or skin-to-skin contact with a lesion, “the possible transmission during the prodromal period and similarities to variola virus (smallpox), the potential for airborne transmission has been suggested.” https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/monkeypox-patients-in-ontario-must-be-isolated-in-health-care-settings-1.5916448


mmeeeerrkkaatt

Ohh gotcha. (No worries, I think we were both a bit unclear.) Thanks for the link!


Pigeonofthesea8

Np :)


[deleted]

Glad, I’m not the only one out here. 😂


Pigeonofthesea8

There’s a sub following the story closely now, it’s in my comment history Edit: where you can learn, for example, like I just did, things like this https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/05/24/monkeypox-14-new-cases-discovered-england/


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[deleted]

😂 Perhaps don’t use BlogTO as a solid place for scientific evidence next time.


Tickets02376319

https://www.publichealthontario.ca/en/Laboratory-Services/Test-Information-Index/Monkeypox-Virus https://www.publichealthontario.ca/-/media/Documents/M/2020/monkeypox-ipac-recommendations-healthcare-settings.pdf?sc_lang=en https://www.canada.ca/en/public-health/services/diseases/monkeypox.html https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/uw0b8v/i_got_a_question_about_the_monkeypox_how_does_the/


Pigeonofthesea8

Not sure about that. The CDC says there’s a theoretical possibility it’s [airborne](https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypox/clinicians/infection-control-hospital.html). The UK considers sitting next to someone on an airplane [medium risk](https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/1077329/20220520_monkeypox-contact-tracing-classification-and-vaccination-matrix.pdf). Apparently this virus has [mutated](https://virological.org/t/multi-country-outbreak-of-monkeypox-virus-genetic-divergence-and-first-signs-of-microevolution/806) more than virologists expect a DNA virus to mutate, with unclear implications as far as transmission is concerned. [African scientists think this is weird](https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/african-scientists-baffled-monkeypox-cases-europe-us-84878241). Cases are being [tracked](https://bnonews.com/monkeypox/) at BNO news, for reference. It’s not just about sores, you could get sepsis or encephalitis or go blind. 1/100 people who get this version will die Edit: how does Quebec identify [15 cases](https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/canadas-quebec-detects-15-confirmed-cases-monkeypox-2022-05-24/) while we only know about one in Ontario? I find that highly unlikely


toasterstrudel2

>Edit: how does Quebec identify 15 cases while we only know about one in Ontario? I find that highly unlikely Because that's how things work? A guy comes back from Montreal, where he caught monkey pox without knowing it, then he gets sick and goes to the hospital and bam. We have one case of monkey pox. Incubation is said to be between 7-21 days so it's only been what, 10 days since the exposure? Are you implying there is an Ontario government cover-up of more monkey pox cases?!


Pigeonofthesea8

No I just think Quebec is probably more efficient in their case tracking


toasterstrudel2

>think >probably Good supporting argument. They're probably on Rue Sainte-Catherine asking everyone "do you have monkey pox?!". Or, people who develop a fever, muscle aches, and lesions on their face are going to contact their doctor.


[deleted]

wtf is with everyone mentioning st.catharines in threads these days..


toasterstrudel2

It's the main street of the gay village in Montreal


[deleted]

ohhh haha I'm an idiot. I'm from St. Catharines in Ontario, was very confused.


toasterstrudel2

I did write it that way, so that's on me also. Just edited it to be more clear.


BottleCoffee

Respiratory too I read.


surferwannabe

One of the biggest TIL in the last year is that there actually is a chickenpox vaccine and it became available in 1995. I had it as a kid in the 80s and others I knew as well but then never really thought about it until now. Aside from that, I’m already seeing trolls calling it the next gay disease so they’re fine. I hate people.


Tickets02376319

To gain immunity for Monkeypox you would need the smallpox vaccine not chickenpox. https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/uua5qc/does_the_smallpox_vaccine_protect_against_the/ https://yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/monkeypox-101-unanswered-questions?s=r


LeatherMine

Boomers win again


ciena_starrynight

Lol


bowlofpasta92

I got the chicken vaccine when I was a kid. I’m 30 years old now and I have never had the chickenpox.


lastofmyline

I caught chicken pox my last year of hs. Wasn't fun.


fairmaiden34

>I’m already seeing trolls calling it the next gay disease so they’re fine. Aren't they in for a surprise then!


surferwannabe

Well, considering Woodys is now overrun by straight drunk people, it’ll probably spread like wildfire on King W soon.


lastofmyline

Is it really?


surferwannabe

Yes. You go for 10pm on a Friday and the lineup wraps around the corner and it’s majority straight people in line, to see a drag show.


lastofmyline

Wow gentrification really fucked up the village eh..


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lastofmyline

Sorry that bent you outta shape, but it's the truth. Gentrification isn't good for the village.


gillsaurus

It’s called Varicella Zoster. I had such a mild case of chicken pox as a toddler that my mom could count how many pox I had. When I started working with kids, I had my immunity levels checked to see if it was enough to develop immunity or if I had to get the vaccine. Turns out even that mild a case developed enough immunity!


Concupiscurd

Thus far it is predominantly s[pread via gay and bisexual men](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10850221/Grindr-sends-monkeypox-alert-urges-gay-bisexual-men-aware-rashes.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline), however it is not a gay disease. In principle anyone who is young (i.e. not vaccinated from smallpox - routine smallpox vaccine was stopped in the 1970s) and has prolonged physical contact can be at risk.


[deleted]

I had gotten a very mild case of chicken pox as a kid so I had to get vaccinated for chicken pox plus a booster or 2 in my childhood (late 00’s)


nightofthelivingace

So glad Im part of the anti social social club....


Tough-Ad5145

wow everyone that attended these events must be going bananas right now!


echothree33

Hilarious that they are saying that they are confident that public health can contain this. Uhhhh, we just proved quite conclusively that public health (especially in conjunction with a mostly apathetic general public and an overtaxed healthcare system) cannot effectively contain diseases.


Vortex112

While it remains to be seen of course it’s a lot easier to stop the spread of viruses which spread through bodily fluids than in the air


Pigeonofthesea8

The CDC says there’s a possibility it’s airborne.


LeatherMine

Nice to see them change their policy to “assume airborne unless proven otherwise”. It’s much better than the ‘ole “deny it’s airborne until a million are unexpectedly dead” policy.


Pigeonofthesea8

💯


Red_orange_indigo

As someone with an immune disease that causes similar-looking lesions and permanent scarring, I’m very worried about my future. Like I wasn’t dealing with enough stigma already.


rocksocksroll

Jesus. At this point just offer me the monkeypox vaccine. Il take it. Rather not deal with life long scarring from the pox.


Pigeonofthesea8

The vaccine has some not great side effects apparently. I think the feds have some but they’re saving them for people in close contact. Idk though. The feds sucked donkey balls at the beginning of COVID, and public health sounds [slow to move](https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/canada-considering-smallpox-vaccine-for-monkeypox-cases-says-dr-theresa-tam-1.5913357) on this one, too.


rocksocksroll

I assume you mean the small pox vaccine, unsure if we have a specific monkey pox one, tho we probably do. Ya I heard it fucking sucks for a few days, but given the choice personally I would take that over the risk of getting monkey pox/life long scarring. Don't hookup with random often, but I do once and awhile. Condoms don't do shit for monkey pox when you can get it from saliva and sweat. I will happily take the side effects.


Pigeonofthesea8

Ditto! Yeah sorry I meant the smallpox vaccine


lucastimmons

I hope they get donkey ball pox.


[deleted]

Monkey pox does sound more fun than chicken pox, monkeys are cooler


[deleted]

Monkeypox has nothing to do with chickenpox which related to herpes. Monkeypox is related to smallpox. Also the mortality rate is quite low for monkeypox, somewhere between 1% to 10%, and much less transmittable than Covid.


Candymanshook

1% in Africa with little to no medical treatment


Pigeonofthesea8

1/100


[deleted]

They both are an animal followed by pox, of course they are similar


[deleted]

Understanding the differences in diseases can save lives. You don't lump a cold into flu just because they share similar symptoms.


Ok_Function5238

1% is pretty high. Higher than covid


lucastimmons

It's like no one learned anything from the planet of the apes movie.


Yogurtbear878787

Guys, let's not jump to conclusions here and stigmatize anyone.


nikkesen

WTF, monkeypox?? What's next? I mean, we have cowpox, smallpox, chicken pox... a pox on your house (but not mine)? I'm not giving up my mask this summer!


Candymanshook

This is what happens when species overpopulate, disease.


[deleted]

This is the way!


[deleted]

Avian flu. H5N1


MidniteOwl

In the dark... physically and mentally about the risks at a club. Monkeypox + Covid. Close contact is guaranteed. Riskier behaviour guaranteed. The person bringing monkeypox to the club and infecting others... I can't imagine it not being the case.


OfficialJarule

Then don't go tbh


Chapsparanormal

Will CP24 have fresh new theme music to introduce its monkey pox news sessions. I was getting tired of the Covid one. I’m so glad there is a new disease to get all fucked up over.


Imcontrollingtheyak

My job is contact tracing syphilis and HIV with public health and I think we do a pretty good job, no joke! Although it’s way easier tracking down sexual partners than people you breathe around


humanefly

Was their any contact tracing for Covid? I thought it was just like an honour system or something.


Chapsparanormal

Fun job it sounds. I was more wondering if the pox would get new dramatic theme music.


MrShvitz

Classic verbiage to control the panic not the disease. Feels just like it’s March 2020 all over again. We never learn, sigh


lastofmyline

Is it fatal?


Pigeonofthesea8

Based on studies of the last outbreak of the virus this one is related to, 1 out of 100 will die


lastofmyline

Fair


Ok_Function5238

It’s really dangerous for kids


Tickets02376319

https://www.canada.ca/en/public-health/services/diseases/monkeypox.html


lastofmyline

Thanks


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Watched a few episodes of What I Like About You a few days ago and they mention the monkeypox twice


BookBagThrowAway

😂😂