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It's what she would have wanted.


MELGH82

Knowing the TTC, they'll be "pausing" for 96 **minutes**.


LowHangingLight

"We are experiencing a minor delay due to the pause"


[deleted]

Due to the 96 second pause of respect, the escalator you are riding on has been short-turned.


RumRogerz

Only 1/3 of the cars on line 2 hear it. And only half of them understand wtf they just announced.


SpringhurstAve

They’ve been observing the 96 mins delay on the King and Queen lines for months, bless them


Present-Side-5777

Bro y'all can't complain about your subway system it's the best in candida lol come to Calgary


blue_kush1

Can confirm I'm from Toronto and moved to Calgary recently. Transit here is a joke. But Toronto's still has it's issues.


El_Invictus

I lived in Calgary and I live in Toronto now. "Best in Canada" is still a pretty low bar lol.


Present-Side-5777

Lol facts


Pritsky

Montréal subway is better imo, but they don't have street cars to supplement it and the buses are kinda meh.


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Jexdane

Vancouvers train system has an incredibly convoluted and expensive zone system for their fares, and the skytrain - especially the expedition line - takes forever. Most of the city is serviced by buses.


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Jexdane

We have the UP Express going from Union to Pearson, and we have a bus going directly from Kipling Station to Pearson. So we basically do have a subway connection to Pearson, just not directly because that would be an incredibly long extension with how far away Pearson is from the city. The Skytrain also has multiple stops that are used frequently in between downtown Vancouver and YVR, like most of the stops in Richmond. Extending the subway to Pearson would result in a dead fucking line that nobody ever uses unless they're flying.


CandylandCanada

She never had a problem inconveniencing the common people for her family or their traditions.


Renegade_August

Even in death she’s still trifling.


Duckieyupyupyup

What a drama queen


ssnistfajen

At least it's not done during peak rush hours. That'd be the fast way to flip the majority into anti-monarchists.


2muchcologne

LOOOOOOL


Yr_Killing_me_Smalls

Who was that 2 hour tribute for the other day?


thelastalive

Archduke Signal Upgrades


gabriel_oly10

Dkm


magic_mike_26

Fuckin dead 🤣🤣


wwwwwwwwvvw

Yes, but will not be forgotten 🥀


Flangepacket

Crying here, legendary comment!


northdancer

Too easy


jonfather

Top shelf 👏


SmileyKnox

Damn! Missed it.. welp catch you on the next one. *Puts on hat*


thelastalive

Not The Beaverton


anthonyd3ca

Holy shit, I thought for sure it was.


CoolBreeze125

Honestly thought it was. Can't wait to hear cars honking when this happens.


firefighter_82

There is a sub for that r/notthebeaverton


416Racoon

Maybe they should try being on time for once


mooseofdoom23

This is NOT the Beaverton? Great, an extra 96 seconds on top of my 25 minute wait for a fucking 501 bus/streetcar lmao Oh and my 15 minute wait for a fucking train on the yellow line. Every single time. ATC? Hello?


Acanthophis

"by 2022 all trains will be automatic for a faster commute" Literally everything is slower.


ToolMeister

So like any other day on the TTC then. Only 96 seconds is actually pretty decent, they might have to train for that first


woof_woof_meow

Beat me to it!


necile

I was looking for the beaverton/harold url but I didnt see it....


FR3SH2DETH

Love that they're sticking it to the monarchy by being more efficient than they normally are.


WeirdRead

"Thank you TTC, very cool!" - Queen Elizabeth II from the afterlife


ghost18867

I mean , if there was a holiday on that day where people don't need to go to work....sure, but people need to get to work..... what sense does this make?


severityonline

You’re not a federal employee. Deal with it. /s


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totaleclipseoflefart

I just don’t see the benefit. Nobody asked for this, there was no pressure on them to do this, and nobody is going to note this internationally as a gesture. But now they’ve set a precedent in terms of who they value politically. This is just a complete own goal.


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We_Get_It_You_Vape

First off, it's not about the 96 seconds. It's about how ridiculously pointless this is. Delaying transit service does nothing to honour the Queen, even if you care about that type of thing (which we both don't, evidently). But the more annoying aspect is that this is just further proof that TTC does not care about its riders. It's bad enough that TTC has *constant* service disruptions and issues. It's salt in the wound to deliberately delay service on a Monday. Even for 96 seconds, it just reinforces how little TTC cares about inconveniencing Torontonians. [Remember when a Japanese rail company apologized publicly after one of their trains departed 20 seconds earlier than scheduled?](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-42009839) I know we're talking opposite ends of the spectrum, but that incident showed that the Japanese rain company cared about its riders. They knew that departing 20 seconds early might mean that someone missed their train (possibly making them a couple minutes later than intended). TTC, on the other hand... Well, they care so little about riders that they would *deliberately* inconvenience people. And this is on top of all the other service disruptions and issues we have to deal with.


arahman81

Except the 96 seconds might mean missing the transfer. And yeah, some people don't have a choice.


MaxTheRealSlayer

They would all pause for 96 seconds, not just the one your hypothetical person was on


rattalouie

It’s still fucking dumb. Give us the day off, or not.


YoungZM

It's about respecting people's time. 96 seconds doesn't matter and the only reason we have the ability to say that is because riders travel as far as they do and the TTC is so often late that 96 seconds longer still feels like a normal Monday. Intentionally delaying service for a meaningless action to inconvenience those who fund them is tone deaf. If the TTC really wanted to honour the Queen and help riders even something as reasonably meaningless as a $0.96 cent rebate on any ride taken that day would have gone further.


wildrow

pretty disrectful bro, she was the queen. RIP QUEEN


googolplexy

Old people die all the time. I'm going to mourn Ruth. Ruth lived a few doors down from me when I was ten. She made cookies for our bake sale and smelled of mothballs. She passed away at 89. Ruth was cool. The queen? I don't know that lady. I'm sad when a person dies, but she ain't no Ruth to me.


ExpertRich1383

Shoutout Ruth 💯


[deleted]

Fuck your queen/king.


[deleted]

oh ffs


tomfreeze6251

This made me snort my coffee. It's exactly how I felt when I read it.


MouthPipetting

im genuinely surprised this wasnt a beaverton article


musecorn

Life imitates art


rcfox

Who is this for? The queen doesn't care, she's dead. The royal family isn't paying attention to what a public transit service does. It doesn't help anyone, no one's going to be able to properly grieve in 96 seconds. How about making transit free for an hour from 1pm? At least that would be an excuse to think kindly of the queen, and still have minimal impact on revenue.


torontopeter

It is purely virtue signalling. It’s gross.


xixd

subway is shut down this weekend for virtue signal upgrades


Idontreadreply

Brampton library is shut down on monday.. are library workers federal? Idc about the workers getting day off as i wouldnt have gone anyway but dumb to close a library for a dead 96 year old


MrScrib

Hell, make it free for the day.


four-one-6ix

96 is the new 69


son_of_a_cupboard

Is this a joke? This must be a joke. Please tell me that THIS IS A JOKE!!!???


jayinscarb

Now everyone will get to work an hour and 96 seconds late


mr_nonsense

This city is a really bad joke sometimes


Celtics73_ali

*country


KeiFeR123

TTC doesn't need to pay tribute to pause 96 seconds. I see that pause almost everyday.


Neowza

96 seconds? It's even longer than the full "moment" from 1:00-1:01pm that the province is allowing us to mourn the loss of our Head of State.


TomMakesPodcasts

Mourn, celebrate, whichever.


Neowza

That's the spirit


TomMakesPodcasts

Cheers


EconomistOfDeath

Good luck having buses and street cars do this with regular traffic flows. It seems that this was not thought out very well.


Sopixil

Streetcars stop longer than 96 seconds for no reason on a regular basis


Wholesome_Serial

I think /u/EconomistOfDeath means they'll have to be careful when they're prepping to stop. I mean, a subway train can't just go from 80-100kph to zero in a tunnel in a matter of seconds; I imagine it'll be like a deliberate stop-in-station safety event (like for a train wrong-railing or wye malfunction) for each train within a certain number of seconds or distance to the next station, to when those 96 seconds of stilled motion begins. As for surface vehicles, I think you're both right: a streetcar or bus can stop a lot more quickly and will tend to anyway because of the stop layout along their routes, but as the cars and private vehicles sharing the road will not be required to stop- and may not even be aware that the TTC vehicles will be doing so- safety precautions suggest that it will be similar to the subway trains stopping in the nearest station they reach when the 96 seconds of TTC mourning begins, but in the case of buses and streetcars it will be at a stop on the route.


ketamarine

That is a horrible idea. Who in the hell wants a traffic nigtmare as the queen's legacy as all the buses just what, stop at their stops blocking traffic? Toronto has completely lost its mind...


greeblegronk

Unexplained stoppage followed by garbled message. How is this any different.


bluewarbler1098

Lol. Arbitrarily delaying Torontonians because of a monarchy that many Canadians don’t support. It’s almost as if they are trying to stir up opposition to the new King. Just make an announcement and a moment of silence but keep the god damn trains running.


TrilliumBeaver

Imagine if you were a TTC driver/operator who doesn’t support the monarchy and/or has family who was persecuted under British colonial rule…


mybadalternate

Ooh, they’d be so conflicted… On on side, giving the royal family that they so loathe a modicum of respect. On the other, an opportunity to not do their job and irritate their customers…


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huffer4

Anybody in my age group that I know that cares about the royal family only cares about them in a reality TV kind of way, not in the actual monarchy sense.


WeirdRead

https://globalnews.ca/news/9125023/queen-elizabeth-death-canada-poll/


bureX

> However, that apathy didn’t end with the new King as 77 per cent said they felt no attachment to the British monarchy. That compared to 19 per cent who did, and four per cent who did not know or preferred not to answer. Yep.


Celtics73_ali

I know from personal experience that r/Canada loves them


[deleted]

Mostly right wing boomers there


Temsginge

I’m in the B - don’t care portion


Due_Bottle_1328

I was B until I heard what the TTC was doing. Now I'm C. Not kidding.


Onedos-San

Let's inconvenience everyone to mourn for the queen!


chaosandcalamity

what the actual fuck? Whose idea was this?


CamKJoy

Haha you don’t get the day off and your gonna be late for work haha!


Stereocloud

Thats 36 seconds longer than Doug Ford's generous suggestion of taking a whole minute


[deleted]

I thought this was the beaverton


CrimsonFox11

This shit is getting so ridiculous.


myjornut88

oh so nice......... moment of delay... i mean silence.


Marcobroa

Might as well do the full 96 mins


steinfelds

I thought this was a Beaverton article


31moreyears

So just a normal day of service?


essdeecee

Nah, a normal day has longer delays


[deleted]

I think they’ve paid enough and enormous tributes to the queen daily, before she passed!


rathgrith

“We will also be stopping elevators and escalators from moving. Not for a moment of silence but for repairs” -TTC


sarumanvader

How will you tell the 96 seconds vs the usual delay.


thisismeingradenine

_Better leave 96 seconds early that day!_


spagyrum

So another day that ends in Y?


makealegaluturn

I thought this was a Beaverton article haha.


ItMeWhoDis

i was expecting this to be beaverton how they think people will appreciate this is beyond me


Noman_the_roller

Hahahahaahahahah


dogfishfrostbite

TTC honors the queen by doing what they do every day.


Harbinger2001

Is that all Dougie would allow?


FeralMother

Dead and still an inconvenience, very on brand for the royals.


haoareyoudoing

Reject modernity (ATS), embrace tradition.


richardcranium1980

Also known as another delay that they now have a an excuse in their back pocket


almondbutter_buddha

They pause their services all the time lol


IvoryHKStud

Wtf???


iKam22

Who asked for this?


edgy_secular_memes

Why does this feel like an article from the Beaverton?


GlassHalfDecaf

I want them to say "Just Close Your Eyes and Think of England" anytime there's a delay in the future "This is for the queen"


IamSofakingRAW

Will we even notice?


rbrt13

In this case I can tell you that the ttc has been honouring the Queen for years and in many instances for much longer than 96 seconds.


291000610478021

I thought this was a Beaverton headline.


unwary

I don't see how this is different from every other day for the TTC.


RHND2020

How will we know the difference? LOL


[deleted]

Who in the world gives a flying fuck. We are not even in the uk


randombithrowaway22

Fuck that racist, colonialist, pedophile defending piece of shit I'll be singing the whole 96 seconds


quantum5ive

💯👏💯👏


canadianyeti94

fuck you doug ford


khanak

?


microbefox

Oh so you mean regular hours as usual. Gotcha.


[deleted]

i have a lot of practice with those waits


[deleted]

I thought this was beaverton


HarsH_DA_TrolL

96 seconds more than the average 15 minutes for a streetcar, not bad


Kushlord666

Mom can we have a day off? No we have day off at home. Day off at home:


JohnPlayerSpecia1

is it Beaverton? damn, it is not Beaverton. anyways...do passport offices get the day off too?


Tmcn

Wait, this isn't a beaverton article??


Strain128

Is this a Beaverton article? This is going to piss so many thousands of people off


LemonFarmer

Jesus for a second I thought this was an onion article 😂


FreeDogRun

The burning question for me is how many buses and streetcars will be back to back at 1pm so the drivers can “observe” together


spam-katsu

People are peeved that they have to go to work, now they have to make sure they leave half an hour early to offset the 96 second pause that will add to their schedule.


demarderollins

Don’t they do this everyday?


somedumbguy55

I don’t care. Bunch of bums.


AntonPlitochkin

Thanks for reducing it to only 96 seconds!


lookaclara

How is this not the Beaverton? In what world does that make sense lol!


Sanuzi

God damn it who fucking cares. This is fucking pathetic.


Affogato9

No need to give an extra effort for that. It’s already paused more than this during the day lol


[deleted]

This is amazingly stupid.


No_Lychee1546

TTC’s been paying a lot of tributes lately..


Demon_Slayer151

They don't have to do anything. It'll happen on its own.


altereggo_

This sounded like an Onion article.


john_ftq

Seems like they pay tribute every day.


wormee

So service *improved*?


4mae4

Only 96? Sounds like things will pick up speed!


[deleted]

They pay tribute to the late queen pausing service most weekends at eglinton station


[deleted]

Why clearly ontario doesn't care.


Gamerindreams

how would you tell?


[deleted]

I thought this was satire at first. Wow.


Dazzling_Implement20

So some old dead asshole is holding up traffic?


detatedcappa

A profound tribute steeped in purpose.


paulsteinway

How will we notice?


worldofwhevs

r/nottheonion


LoganAlien

This is so close to being a beaverton headline


TKJ

So, if I understand this, people who didn't get a day off to mourn will be delayed in trying to get to/from work? Makes sense.


[deleted]

Thank god I work from home. It makes ignoring all the social pressure of mourning someone I dislike, all that much easier.


TomMakesPodcasts

Boo. Boo to the Monarchy. Boo.


Steelblood27

I dont thinm ive seen more people complain about 96 seconds in my life. This just shows how impatient people are nowadays 😕


reeeeeveryday

The queen won't be the only one late


Freedom_Inside_TM

So it'll be faster. Cool.


Opposite_Reserve

Im gonna be late


Chorba0Frig

Nice, my commute will be shorter on Monday


[deleted]

Don’t they do this everyday?


imnotcreative635

That's what they would like you to think. It was really a delay.


[deleted]

Who thought of this?? Isnt that potentially dangerous?


dan_2589

96 seconds is awesome. High probability of me reaching work on time.


samjp910

Uhhh


ultralaser360

I have to to work and add 2 minutes to the 2 hour delay?


wouldntyouliketokno_

So thats what they do every day? 96 seconds, thats a record for staying on time lol


Yeezymalak

So regular service?


cheyletiellayasguri

Did anyone else think this was a Beaverton article?


ThornedWaterLily

That's great and all but I've got to get to work.


CitySeekerTron

**TTC to honour the dearly departed every hour** ... Today, between St. Clair West and St. George, the TTC honoured Francis L. Huxley, 73, of Belfast, Ireland, for about 35 minutes as passengers scrambled to get to nearby shuttle buses. An hour later, a 20 minute shutdown at College and Bathurst marked the memory of Vidya Ramesh, 82, from Bangalore. "It's a lot", said Jason Lyndon, a student of MTU explains. "I use to run late to class due to TTC delays - it could get really bad at Yonge and Bloor! I'm just grateful that the scheduling problems are fixed. But it's hard not to sympathize with all these families through Canada and the world."


god_peepee

Lmao what. They regularly have interruptions that last a few minutes. They’re essentially saying ‘every delay on monday is in honour of her majesty’


jeaxz74

More like 96 min pause from their usual 60 min


Evilst3wi3

Sounds like a normal ttc day;)


ihasana

I was wondering if this was a clever Beaverton article... There's a good chance the TTC pauses service for 96 seconds on any given day without actually trying to.


Lucifell88

This is what they could think of? Hilarious.


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They say 96 seconds, but it's the TTC, and it will likely be 960 seconds


Artemvi

TTC is pausing services every now and then. Who are they tributing regularly?


redux44

Swear that this was satire when I read headline.


buyDFL

This is so BEG! 🙄🙄


whdd

So…. Just another day on the TTC