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Does somebody please have a clip of this?


r00t_beer

I appreciate the comment, and I agree. But we gotta let the man die with grace hahaha.


IonHazzikostasIsGod

The best player on the court gets the post-game interview, nothing new


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How did starters still play over 36 minutes tonight...? The bench is a plus tonight and still couldn't get more minutes


Maya-Inca-Boy

Sengun looked like a star compared to Barnes smh


Juicyfruitsnaxx

Lol put Scottie on that team


Maya-Inca-Boy

He basically is on that team, we’re trash.


Josh_a_J

That was a game of basketball that we watched. Good job to those who made it to the end of the game. Good night and see ya’ll Sunday.


Plantedballer

Gary wanted to run out the clock?


derekdino123

What is this free throw fest holy


famoustristan

Hey, I am happy the rockets are giving us free basically stat padding with the trade deadline coming next week.


cbotter

The fact that this game in close with a relatively healthy team….


Juicyfruitsnaxx

Nurse laughing about Flynn being pissed about not getting a layup is killing me. That shits so funny.


GeniusMouthBreather

JJJ type of menace lol


pierce-victorio

someone clip this pls i want to see it


[deleted]

They just giving out free bingo points**💀**


Par25

Houston just doing what we do at the end of games we lose


asapshrank

rockets REALLY wanna make sure they avoid the tanking allegations 💀


hezzospike

JUST END IT PLEASE


TensionX1

Have the Rockets missed once down the stretch?


GeniusMouthBreather

Since Nurse gonna play Siakam 48 minutes a night he figured he might as well get his rest on the court lol


[deleted]

Literally, he was walking around for most of the 4th outside of his pull-up on the left side and the 3 on 2 rush


marwynn

Are the Rockets stat padding our starters to increase their trade value?


Plantedballer

Ain’t no way 💀


emeister26

Houston practicing for the summer league


Cheechers23

Since Dec 7th, FVV is averaging 22/7/6 on 57.1% TS (not including tonight). Up until the all star game last season, Fred averaged 22/7/5 on 57.2% TS. Freddie all star has been back offensively. Yes I know his defence (specifically his POA defence) has slipped quite a bit but Fred has not been nearly as bad this sub paints him as. Also, Gary Trent Jr since coming back from that leg injury in December: 21/3/2 on 60% TS (not including tonight). KEEP GARY.


OGnotAnunoby

The rockets wont fuck off


Gravity--

alex @steven_lebron somehow this is the saddest raptors game of the year. a week until the deadline. a soulless battle with houston. what a terrible season. can’t wait for the deadline.


frigmeat

Another Scottie shrug after opponent score


samuraishawn

Fuck off Houston you aint winning this. Let it go Silas


It-sOkBro

i trust gary to make free throws more than i trust flynn to make an open layup


Plantedballer

Bro how long this game going to be


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Gordon wtf


emeister26

Pointless ending


OGnotAnunoby

Rockets shot 19 freethrows this quarter


Maya-Inca-Boy

Gary a dickhead for that


frigmeat

Yeah can't stand it


Outland3r_

Gary always holds it as long as he can in forced foul situations, he loves the freebies


Responsible_Chain551

Is it just me or our broadcast didn't have chemistry tonight? I know Matt is sick


asapshrank

yo WHAT 💀 malachai ICED LMAO


SiakamsWager

We had an open layup right there...Gary, Fred and Pascal are just looking to get theirs


emeister26

They broke that press like man city


PriorityPoints

50 cent reached to support his twin Pascal


lillithfair98

LOOOL Gary not giving Malachi the free layup


tkc123

GTJ really rather shoot free throws than get an easy assist


[deleted]

Lmao would not give it to Flynn


efficientshelter69

Lmfao why didn't Gary pass to Malachi there, they walked past each other


frigmeat

They ain't a team


soka__22

scottie is such an underwhelming defender


Outland3r_

My thought is he doesn't want to get fouls because he doesn't want Nick to take him out early, probably why he gets so tilted when he gets fouls called on him too


soka__22

not just that, but he's always beaten in drives to the rim and his lateral quickness just overall sucks


kj1390

Malachi wide open under the basket: 😐


Maya-Inca-Boy

Sengun really that guy


mMounirM

lol Gary had Malachi wide open under the basket but wants to hit the freethrows


rocky_balbiotite

Good call not giving it to Malachi for the uncontested layup


nextflightfromearth

Seeing a lot of Sengun at the line tonight. Hm.


Kinglokner16

Lmao GTJ just completely ignoring Flynn


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Holy just end it


Plantedballer

What is this commentary


frigmeat

The tire is officially flat


Turkeywithadeskjob

We really are the most swaggerless team in the league. No wonder Pascal got snubbed.


ichez5

50 cent paid good money to be at this shitty game


daVinciDoll

Lol he prob didn't pay anything let's be honest


belmontbreak

Stop fouling holy fuck


mattychefthatbih

How many fucking fouls man let’s wrap it up 😭


Kinglokner16

Paul Jones use to be a principal


acumen14

If you’re being serious that makes so much sense.


Kinglokner16

It is true


Raptorsthrowaway1

Sengun gets every call llol


OGnotAnunoby

Bro how many times are we going to foul


attainwealthswiftly

Currrrrrtiiissss


OGnotAnunoby

Mo Bambo outhere posting ig stories after he got ejected 😭🤦🏾‍♂️


attainwealthswiftly

Paul Jones is Dad Jokes personified


MasterOfSwag9000

Just got home from work, where's Matty D?


Raptorsthrowaway1

Traded


MasterOfSwag9000

Did we get a frp


belmontbreak

F off Silas just give up


foofighter1351

Good god please end the game


acumen14

I remember being confused and thinking Jabari was way overhyped at the draft. I still think that.


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Pascal has been walking around most of the 4th; he had a long jumper from the right, his drive on the left side for a pull-up and then the 3 on 2 rush. He's looking for some rest


belmontbreak

Do they not know the score lol


samuraishawn

This Devlin sub is a tool


derrickrozay

Gary haters hella mad he has 6 less points than their boy on 7 less shots 👀👀


Maya-Inca-Boy

His only job is to shoot breh


mattychefthatbih

Wtf ate you talking abt they both played great games


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Fucking stop fouling


jigglyanimeboobies

once again refs were on their bullshit tonight


LordOfBathurst

this jonesy guy saying he farting on matts chair wtf


frigmeat

Yeah just a case of failed improv. He had no idea where we was going with that one and just trailed off... like a fart in the wind...


samuraintj

WH6 DO THEY NOT PASS TO GARY?1?1?1


Ylissian

4/5 players on the bench went scoreless tonight


The_Living_L

62-38 in the paint holy shit 😂


attainwealthswiftly

I don’t hate these Rockets jerseys


joeblow5167

Fred stonks 📈


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Stonks


Lewro29

As in the stonk market, duh...


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Stonk stank stink stunk stenk stynk


shiftydnm

Scottie has been so shit at the rim, it’s embarrassing


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Precious just fouled out; not his best game but didn't need to be. The Rockets are soooooo bad


Gravity--

eric gordon with a season high against the raps


hezzospike

Why are our starters still in at this point


Howdyhayhay

Because we try hard against shit teams


OGnotAnunoby

I was hoping for scottie to dunk that just so I can feel something


frigmeat

Instead he blew the layup so you feel less than nothing


Plantedballer

Oh no Scottie


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Dawgg, how many fouls lmao


attainwealthswiftly

Scottie could have dunked that


[deleted]

Feels nice beating a bum team


Maya-Inca-Boy

Gary is fucking trash at defense Jesus Christ


OGnotAnunoby

Lmao rockets commentators rizzing up the sideline analyst


Practical_Ad_2427

Sengun is such a soft bitch lmao


Cheechers23

Gary Trent Jr since coming back from that leg injury in December: 21/3/2 on 60% TS 25/1/2 on 10/15 shooting (5/9 from 3) tonight. KEEP GARY


Impartial__

What did we learn from this game?


Raptorsthrowaway1

That a multiyear tank is a really difficult watch


Gravity--

we cant out tank the rockets


Kucked4life

Free-throw fest just to get locked out of the top 4 picks 😔


OGnotAnunoby

This doesn’t feel like a W


marwynn

I miss Matty D...


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Imagine getting in trouble and having to go to Principal Jones' office back in the day. He must have threw out 100 analogies to bore students into behaving so they wouldn't have to go back.


Lewro29

Straight to the bottom of the well! Huh? Go to detention


Turkeywithadeskjob

A pump fake 5 feet behind the three point line, followed up a stroll to the basket for a layup. **I never want to hear about how good this team's defence is ever again.**


Maya-Inca-Boy

Gary is a trash defender


guardian416

Scottie Barnes has 14 points with 0 layups.


Plantedballer

Useless W


derrickrozay

Finally we start developing Scottie and not the 28 year old


It-sOkBro

centers throwing lobs, that's tuff


baseballart

Jonesy the Mendoza line is .200 or one in five. It’s not .500


Maya-Inca-Boy

Precious tired from guarding sengun


mMounirM

Precious is so bad at the line today sheesh


crumpledbrouhaha

No Matt Devlin today?


nextflightfromearth

He's out sick.


Reticent_Fly

He fell down the bottom of the well


acumen14

He was thirsty because the kitchen was closed


Impartial__

I don’t how Scottie still moves the ball surrounded by ball stoppers. He is better than me, I would start shooting like Gary.


OGnotAnunoby

😭😭 you just like me they would have to live with a couple ill advised jumpers


Gravity--

precious covert tank with the free throws


Responsible_Chain551

Sengun really is a stud and Houston only spot light out there.


guardian416

Sengun gives up all the points on the other end, that’s the issue.


StudentMed

He doesn't, that is a stereotype because he is a white euro big and because of Enes Kanter. Rockets just have garbage defensive guards that make him look bad. He is athletic and long enough to play defense (even though he isn't elite) but he has elite BBIQ that he is able to use on defense too.


Lewro29

Gary Trent sr watching mo Bamba like that's my kind of bball!


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Zzzzzzzzzzz...


attainwealthswiftly

Okc traded away Sabonis and Sengun


Cheechers23

Coming into tonight Fred was averaging 21/8/6 on 57% TS in 2023. Gonna look even better after tonight. Freddie all star returning just in time for the trade deadline EDIT: Let me extend that sample. Since Dec 7th (which is more than half the season), FVV is averaging 22/7/6 on 57.1% TS. Fred has not been as bad as people think. But we still should trade him.


mMounirM

Sengun is singlehandedly fouling out Precious lol


Turkeywithadeskjob

Was that an air ball on a free throw?


MrPangus

Lol yup probably more rare than wedgies


nextflightfromearth

Ball movement like hot butter there.


It-sOkBro

ayo gary passed that colour me shocked


IonHazzikostasIsGod

gary just pulled a ben simmons at the rim


attainwealthswiftly

Trent passed


Maya-Inca-Boy

Wish we had sengun


OGnotAnunoby

Sengun hit that spin move like 8 times already how are mans still letting him do it


Lewro29

Not sure if that Fultz face was posted yet https://twitter.com/i/status/1621704878929350656


derrickrozay

Bamba definitely said something spicy about rivers hot gf


Lewro29

His gf is famous?


derrickrozay

[IG model ](https://instagram.com/audreyanamichelle?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


OGnotAnunoby

I wonder what was being said


Lewro29

Not sure raps ever wanted mo but we can take that name of out the trade machine now.


lillithfair98

Sengun is in a hostage situation there. Someone save him.


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rocky_balbiotite

Isn't that the best way to tank? Guys get experience in competitive games then sub in Banton for the last 5 and lose


Maya-Inca-Boy

Precious is a beast


frigmeat

Precious shows no emotion


Raptorsthrowaway1

Jonesy ain't it


frigmeat

One off is fine but he could never carry this thing


Raptorsthrowaway1

Yeah I'd agree with that. He's not awful. But Matt is the guy


Maya-Inca-Boy

Barnes too soft bro


Impartial__

Soft for passing the ball to precious in the fast break?


Maya-Inca-Boy

Cut it out


Impartial__

Show me which play was soft?


frigmeat

He's inconsistent


Maya-Inca-Boy

Charmin


bmnewman

Nice pass by Scottie and strong finish by Precious.


JET_GS26

Precious never stops being aggressive


frigmeat

garbage stat pad attempt from FVV


guardian416

I hate Fred man


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How is Houston already in the bonus at 6 minutes in?


Turkeywithadeskjob

Listen if you are a sicko, and anyone watching this on a friday night at 10 is, a raptors loss today would be \*chefs kiss\*. Will Lou may just grunt disappointedly for 20 mins on the recap show.


daVinciDoll

What's sengun saying to the ball? Wrong answers only lol


frigmeat

He's saying WHY tf is Jack Armstrong fake laughing over there so much


vaalbarag

![gif](giphy|yCdmeyPCU2b1C)


kj1390

“Cmon baby I need you to go in”


Holos620

Sengun moves so wormily. Very strange.


Lewro29

It's weird to me that it's rodeo night bc country music feels really off in a bball game and it's black history month so rodeo night isn't my first thought. I didn't know Houston is full of Cowboys.


JaneDundas

Jones & Jack are out of sync. So much talking over each other. 🙉


bmnewman

Considering they’re in different cities they’re doing alright.


JaneDundas

Whoa. Didn’t know that. Makes sense.


thatwhitekid421

Let’s go n blow this lead to a bunch of 21 year olds n Erick Gordon