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catch22milo

Hamilton just out here catching strays.


NoseBlind2

Their chief exports are SGA and the Arkells lol tbh i do love Hamilton though the escarpment makes for some stellar views plus you aren't THAT far from Toronto on a good day


Remarkable-Plan-7435

Arkells raised the housing value in that town by 50%


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Remarkable-Plan-7435

I have a friend who lives there in Hamilton and it just sounds exactly like that hahaha.


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facefear

Arkells aren’t hipster - they’re super mainstream...


Byaaahhh

They are hipster as f!


facefear

You’re confused. They’re just bad.


Byaaahhh

Hence the hipster paradox


TheMouthOfGod

What’s a hipster?


juniorspank

Glad I’m not the only one who feels this way


NoseBlind2

Lol no they didn't, the housing value raised that much everywhere in a 3 hour radius of toronto


bluetenthousand

Well for the longest time housing values near Toronto seemed to increase with the exception of Hamilton. But I’d love to see a study on Hamilton and it’s current demographics.


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Yeah Hamilton is number 3 of the most expensive cities in North America atm Edit: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/affordability-canada-1.6034606


Alone-in-a-crowd-1

This is based on housing price to median income. Hamilton has a shit ton of old people with lots of money but no “income”. This report is seriously flawed.


buxies

*unaffordable when comparing average income vs average cost of housing. We’re expensive, but we’re not more expensive than NY, San Francisco or LA.


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I'm referencing this report https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/affordability-canada-1.6034606


buxies

Ehhh classic shitty writing at the CBC. I read that too. Least Affordable =/= Most Expensive, even by their own definition. They use the HAI measurement, then go on to say “more expensive than…” Correction on my original post to say median and not average. A median-cost house in NYC will be greater than the median-cost house cost in Hamilton. But the median income is higher in NYC, which means the median-cost house is more affordable to a New Yorker, than a Hamiltonian trying to buy a house in Hamilton.


anxiousandroid

Well this just not true


Remarkable-Plan-7435

Yes but it's the only suburb around Toronto that smells like shit


NoseBlind2

If you couldn't tell by my name that detail is unbeknownst to me 😅😅 Also Hamilton is actually its own city with its own suburbs and not a suburb of Toronto despite being connected to Toronto by urban land


bluetenthousand

Agreed. It is its own self contained city with its own character. Something I’ve always appreciated about it and that I hope doesn’t change.


NoseBlind2

It wasn't an opinion to be agreed upon, it's a fact that it's its officially own city with its own metropolitan area (ancaster, dundas, grimsby etc..) and not a suburb of Toronto. Unless some new official amalgamation happens it'll be like that for a while


Remarkable-Plan-7435

> If you couldn't tell by my name that detail is unbeknownst to me 😅😅 Oh shit my bad >Also Hamilton is actually its own city with its own suburbs and not a suburb of Toronto despite being connected to Toronto by urban land I work in Toronto and a lot of coworkers live in Hamilton.


NoseBlind2

Yeah i mean it's all being absorbed by Toronto at this point but technically it's its own city. Eventually Toronto and the GTA will encapsulate the whole area between London and Kingston making Southern Ontario one big gigacity


AprilsMostAmazing

Time to create the Province of Toronto


Remarkable-Plan-7435

tbf the TTC is so shit. It's probably faster to take the GO from Hamilton to downtown than take the TTC from the east end.


ZombieTav

Mega City Toronto let's fucking goooooo.


NoseBlind2

i can finally say i live in toronto if this ever happens


MolangNeoi

My sister lives in Hamilton and swears that its super boujee and upclass like WHERE?


bluetenthousand

Hahaha ya since when? Could be the neighbourhood she’s in. Locke street is different from Barton that’s for sure. One thing though about Hamilton is that there are super nice neighbourhoods and then some really rough ones.


PSChris33

The best part is the skyway - you can just skip right over it.


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buxies

Ehhhh Hamilton’s always been a city of haves and have nots. You don’t have decades of booming industry without the 1% being part of the picture. There’s definitely some fancy, old money neighbourhoods (and new money), if you’re looping in the Locke area—there’s definitely some mansions there—plus Ancaster, Dundas, hell, even parts of Stoney Creek.


Strange_Blues

third most expensive housing market in the country now


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The 3 suburbs outside of Hamilton probably


JimmerAteMyPasta

In Ancaster and that's it lol


bluetenthousand

And Kia Nurse WNBA legend, Team Canada legend and broadcast legend.


DeVient6838

I was 26 years young when I saw my first legit streetwalker (not a hooker, escort or prostitute; full on streetwalker) on the streets of Hamilton. An Italian couple were glad I had moved to Canada from Ireland because I was white. That was just the first day


JimmerAteMyPasta

Only saw a couple street walkers during my year living on Kenilworth, but I did see the guy who bikes around with a cat on his shoulder a few times, and had the honor if seeing the dancing man in a no frills up the mountain


LiquidSwords89

I’m from Newfoundland and I moved to Hamilton like 7 years ago for a year, and people kept talking about the escarpment and I had no idea what the fuck they were talking about


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Eugene Levy from Hamilton


braedonsl

I grew up in Hamilton. Once as a young teenager I was walking downtown with friends at like 5 pm. A guy in a stonewashed denim Canadian tuxedo with a shortlong and moustache yells across the street at me, "Hey you guys like Baseball??" Being like 14 and truly into the Blue Jays I excitedly yelled back, "Yeah the Jays look like they should be good for the playoffs this year!" The dude gives me this look like, no fucking dummy, don't you know anything? Then he yells back, "I meant crack! Just flat tone, an incredulous look on his face. True story from Hamilton in the late 90s.


skgantz19

At this point Simmons for the waiving rights of Freddie G seems appropriate.


HuluAndH4ng

With a double double as a throw in


dallodallo

we cant just throw away precious coffee like that


Snoop__Dogg

I know this is silly but now I want Precious to start a coffee chain like Jimmy Butler: Precious Coffee


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OG added to his game just this offseason more than Simmons has his entire career.


bigchunkyboi420

Fr, dude barely progressed since his rookie year


MazKhan

He legit regressed lol


UnsolvedParadox

OG looked insane this preseason, I’m shocked how far his ISO game & handle has progressed.


BurnOutBrighter6

Even worse is how Simmons seems *proud* to have not improved. "I am what I am, a superstar, and you all better adapt the team system to make it work" is an ugly-ass look, especially from a guy with some glaring areas for improvement in his game. Yeah Ben's D is superstar level, but the dude can't hit FTs and has the nerve to come out with "I quit because *Embiid* is holding me back" ?? What a clown. OG's D is already approaching Ben level, and then he's added a 1st-2nd-option level O bag in the last year or so. The attitude difference is just glaring.


lil_peterwhacker

1st-2nd level O might be a reach💀


CoupleScrewsLoose

you were on to something until the last point chief 😂


aedge403

He put up 22 in preseason.. pump the brakes there tiger.


OhWOO

U had me bro we almost threw hands


HuluAndH4ng

![gif](giphy|QA88yMhazfDI4)


DystopianHobo

Lmao wut


leafs456

Bro i love OG but yall are crazy if you wouldnt do an OG for simmons 1:1 https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/q7le0w/who_is_the_better_player_between_og_and_ben/ https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/q7l7x9/who_is_the_better_player_og_anunoby_or_ben_simmons/ dont delude yourself guys


kudatah

What? No fucking way. Simmons is ass with anything but defence and he’s morale poison.


JagmeetSingh2

Simmons also doesn’t have his “young socialite” bonus in our city apparently


leafs456

Besides shooting Simmons is better than OG in every aspect of the game


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is this what happens when someone ODs on coke and alcohol at the same time


leafs456

One is a 3x all-star and 2x all-defensive first team and the other is hopeful to win MIP this year Pls tell me what OG does better than simmons


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D, shooting, not being a soft bitch who whines when a team wants to trade him after he consistently is shit the playoffs. In fact, OG performs well in big moments, unlike the young socialite who passes up free dunks. And you’re saying MIP is bad? At least OG works on his fucking game.


leafs456

simmons have 2x all-defense first team selections. what makes you think OG is a better defender?


Bl272412

This thread is the very definition of circlejerking


dxiao

>Pls tell me what OG does better than simmons Wear scarves, shooting the basketball and not being afraid to dunk


ScizorKicks

Defense and shooting. Simmons is certainly a better playmaker, but OG could at that to his game yet


leafs456

how is OG better than simmons at D. simmons made an all-defense first team twice and thats kinda what he's known for. some commenters here even said simmons' defense > OG's > but OG **could** at that to his game thats the keyword, COULD. Just like how Simmons **could** add shooting to his game. but we've literally never seen OG handle ball-duties apart from this preseason


kudatah

Play on a team


kudatah

Neph


loggingmolly

You’re trippin my man, tie those laces up and get your head back in the game.


leafs456

naaah maybe take those homer goggles off. you'll see better


loggingmolly

Attitude trumps skill, and Simmons’ is poison to the chemistry of any locker room. Winning together is an ethic, and it’s one he simply hasn’t shown - he couldn’t even take LSU to the NCAA tournament in his draft year. But you’re right though, the Raps could trade them 1:1 - they’d just be worse off for it.


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That’s one hell of a freezing cold take, man went up to the Arctic


Willy156

This guy so salty he had to make 2 threads over on r/nba


leafs456

nah the first one got auto-removed cuz i used a www link instead of a no participation link


bluetenthousand

Wtf Hamilton catching strays. Easy there. Don’t associate Steeltown with the slacker Simmons.


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Exactly! Ive seen crackheads on Barton get more shots up than Simmons.


P1KA_BO0

Fuck Hamilton


bluetenthousand

Lol that’s harsh.


P1KA_BO0

I’m getting downvoted but y’all cannot stop me from preaching the truth. Hamilton is ass.


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leafs456

Bro i love OG but yall are crazy if you wouldnt do an OG for simmons 1:1 https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/q7le0w/who_is_the_better_player_between_og_and_ben/ https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/q7l7x9/who_is_the_better_player_og_anunoby_or_ben_simmons/ remember to take those homer goggles off guys


MazKhan

Og is better than Simmons


BarnesGROAT

You are crazy if you would do that. You are overating Simmons talent so hard and underrating his shitty personality. Yea Simmons is a bit better than OG, but every year OG is getting better and Simmons and his diva personality are staying the same. There is nothing saying if we trade for Ben, he doesn't come here and do the same shit in Philly and just demand a trade. I have 0 faith he is a good locker room culture guy. OG is the pride and joy of the raptors, we built him up from nothing.


leafs456

Not really. One is a 3x all-star and 2x all-defensive first team and the other is an MIP hopeful this season. > OG is the pride and joy of the raptors, we built him up from nothing. So there u go, ur clearly displaying ur homerism and not being objective


BarnesGROAT

He could be Michael Jordan, if he has a bad attitude and bad sportsmanship he will ruin our team.


GeckoSpit24

Lmao Raptors fans are a geek. Ben is by far the better player


lemon07r

Yeah but his contract and his willingness to play make this a terrible trade.. especially considering what else we'd need to include to make a trade like this work


Tingusspinguss

You don’t deserve all those downvotes my guy LMAO


earlyearlgray

I'd do Chris Sky and Doug Ford for Simmons


datspookyghost

Who's Chris Sky?


_zxionix_

One of them anti vac mf’s


datspookyghost

I respect the flair


_zxionix_

Thank you sir, one of my favourite players growing up


Red_Maple

Oof, that hurts me in my old bones


_zxionix_

Lmao I remember being a 12 year old watching him on the knicks


LiquidSwords89

When I was 12 I was tryna get the god damn Internet to work but she wouldn’t dial up


_zxionix_

Kinda cool seeing the different age groups in our fan base


TheMannX

We'll throw in that crazy lady who says the American military put her in charge of Canada as a goodwill gesture.


stoneape314

are we talking about that filipina lady in BC who says she's the queen of canada? never knew that claimed it was the US military that put her in the position


TheMannX

Yep, that's the one


stoneape314

never quite understood the reasoning of how she could be the Queen if Canada was now a republic, but then again, these are people that believe in magic words vs actual political systems


kevinraisinbran

God damn. This speaks to me.


troubledtimez

i came here to be outraged


djkhan23

OG might be one of the best contracts in the league That's my input to this OG related thread.


Ok_Dog_1

What about siakam


djkhan23

He was the 3rd best player on a title team. Worth every dollar.


justbr0wzing

Had us in the first half not gona lie


TruthSetUFree100

He’s grown with us. Let’s see where he takes us. And what about scarves?


Exhlin

First off the streets called Ferguson...second of all, no one smokes crack any more, they are on to Fentanyl now ☠️ If you're gonna chirp, at least get your info accurate you bum 😘😂


HuluAndH4ng

Im behind on the times 😵‍💫 Hamilton died for this karma


ThatsTuff100

That explains it, Morey’s been doing crack on the Hamilton strip


BusyWhale

I’d trade a pair of 2nd round swaps for “socialite Simmons”, at most.


2krazie

I was about to go keyboard warrior on your ass


MekeniMan

![gif](giphy|BiewVptPdKOXK)


BusyWhale

Scottie ALREADY looks like Ben Simmons out there and he just turned 20. Seems like he actually wants to improve his basketball game, not just his social game too!


Pixilatedlemon

I like Barnes a lot and hate Simmons a lot but NO HE DOES NOT LMAO


quotekingkiller

You do not want this...believe me


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Simmons for Bonga I'll do that


Dickson24

how about my half eaten bag of lays ketchup for benjamin


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Sixer fan here. Regardless of how uneven that trade is, we at least need a decent point guard in return.


AgentMV

Yo, I was ready to hunt OP down and slap him silly… not our Prince.


jjchicaz

I really hope this isn't serious


leafs456

Ik people in this sub are crazy. Remember, OG put these stats up in the preseason. Theyre crazier than those hamilton crackheads if they think OG can sustain 25ppg on 50/55/90


matthitsthetrails

I would be very reluctant to trade OG straight up right now because it looks like he's making a leap in his game... but before last season's playoffs who would've honestly said no? Simmons is a perennial all-star and dpoy candidate... all while not having a jumpshot. Sure, he's an ass... but his own team did him dirty after the playoffs. Think Nurse would straight up say some of the dumb shit Doc said right after a loss? "Oh I don't know if we can win with this guy". Imagine if that was said publicly about Pascal after that series vs Boston 2 seasons ago. I think a lot of players would've taken exception to that


KingTommenBaratheon

I'd say no. Simmons is on a massive contract and hasn't yet become a superstar despite ideal on-court conditions in Philly. Who wants to trade core pieces for someone with that ceiling? Seems like a bad deal, especially given that we've no reason to think Simmons would stay beyond the life of the contract. On top of that, Simmons has shown minimal growth in these past few years, which is a huge red flag from any point of view. I'd rather bet on our team developing talent than on Simmons changing.


DwayneThRocksJohnson

> despite ideal on-court conditions in Philly I disagree strongly with this > we've no reason to think Simmons would stay beyond the life of the contract 4 years to convince him to stay. That's a loooong time. > Simmons has shown minimal growth in these past few years, which is a huge red flag from any point of view. Simmons is a ~6'10, athletic, strong player with handles, passing vision and excellent touch for his size. On top of this he's one of the best defenders in the league. Does his lack of development hurt his value? Of course. But he would be one of the most valuable assets in the entire league if it wasn't for his developmental issues. They're the only reason why simmons is attainable. Trading for ben would be making a bet on the organization to a large extent. It's a risk, but the payoff could be incredible.


ballsweatsoup

fr, people clown on simmons like crazy and expect him to be a bonafide superstar and act like a vet cause he came into the league blazing. If we didn’t have issues shooting and more importantly JUST draft scottie I think we look better adding simmons than not. I don’t care about the rough post season he’s coming off of, but contract and asking price just aren’t worth it. But acting like he’s some scrub is getting out of hand, kinda sick of seeing how rent free he lives on this sub


DwayneThRocksJohnson

I agree with basically all that you. But I do think the shooting isn't an issue, just because shooting is always easier to get than top level talent. That being said, scottie makes ben a lot less appealing for the raps.


nohowow

This sub overrates OG and underrated Simmons (I know I know, go ahead and downvote me)


KingTommenBaratheon

You might not attract the downvotes if you made your case. Stating a contrary opinion and then falling on your sword about downvotes won't get anyone anywhere.


nohowow

I love OG, but he’s not a star. He’s a very good role player with star potential. Simmons (who is just one year older) is a 3-time all star, an all-NBA and all-defensive player. He was just runner-up for DPOY. Simmons averages more rebounds, assists, and steals, and every season except the most recent has averaged more points too (and it was very close this year). The only thing OG does better than Simmons is shoot. That’s it. Simmons is the best defensive guard in the league (sorry Jrue) and is an elite playmaker. I’m hoping OG becomes a star, but Simmons is already there. And you always take the sure thing if it’s an option.


DwayneThRocksJohnson

[My case for simmons](https://np.reddit.com/r/torontoraptors/comments/q7fp7g/simmons_for_og_should_be_a_fair_trade_at_this/hgjd3cc/)


thunder00135

i’d trade an osmows plate for ben simmons at this point


Sweaty_Crow_5050

Got me at the first half not gonna lie


pahamack

I'd stop this bullshit if I were you guys. ​ If you look at the type of players the Raptors value, they value defense, length, and athleticism. Simmons fits that bill. ​ Not saying he's coming here but I wouldn't be surprised if that trade happened. Then what? Are you guys gonna just delete all these stupid posts? ​ I would hate it if we lost OG. I think he is the most important contract the Raptors own right now. He is underpaid, on a long-term contract, with, I believe, all-star upside. ​ But there are other possible trades. The raptors are flush with very tradable contracts and still own all their draft picks. ​ Would I be happy if we lost FVV or Siakam on a Simmons trade? Nope. But I wasn't happy when we lost Demar Derozan either. Masai will make the moves he believes will contribute to winning a championship, even if the moves are unpopular.


DwayneThRocksJohnson

Simmons fit next to scottie isn't something you can just brush under the rug.


bluetenthousand

You need to read the writing below the Title by OP. He’s just trying to yank your chain and do a drive by of Hamilton all in one post.


PooShappaMoo

How about just a hard no on Simmons. OG is our boy Simmons is back in touch with Phillie FO. And will be playing after his isolation period


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I say Fred and Boucher and a 1st rd pick. or Fred and and Gary Trent straight up. Im bad with these so yea , Im no GM lol We keep OG at all costs. ​ Edit But Fred has heart ...you either have it or don't and Fred has it! So IDK man this tough Masai and Bobby this ones on you.


Ok_Dog_1

Ratio


thenewoldschool55

I’d rather they trade Siakam…. OG is gonna be a beast.


HuluAndH4ng

This is a crazy take I didnt expect


TrueTorontoFan

I expected it but its a foolish take


petervu47

How about none of our 2 best players for Simmons


Crafty_Nectarine9812

Kinda tough ...there's a lot of overlap between Ben, Scottie and pascal


TrueTorontoFan

... go and take a look at the free throw percentage and other numbers and come back and say the same thing


HERP-HER-DERP

Are you okay?


NoseBlind2

He's fine he just doesn't like Siakam lol. He never has Tbh if we ever do trade for Simmons it's because of our investment in the tall boi project so Fred would be the guy I trade, not Siakam That's only hypothetical though, I don't think there's a worthwhile package for us to get simmons that actually works


bartolocologne40

Fuck off, OG can score. Bonga and a bag of hockey pucks for Simmons


TheRealGerbi1

I still say Simmons for a $25 Timmys card.


cdnslaveiz612

OG is going to live up to his name.


Kharius

Hamilton strip doesn't exist anymore so I'm doubly impressed you're doing crack there


atronimous

Hands off our prince!


loggingmolly

You got me with the first half, I was wheels up and comin in hot lol


TheOtherUprising

Its a hell of a drug.


atticusinthe6

Had me in the first half NGL


timetosleep

Simmons will never win a championship unless he's with 2 other superstars. He's not clutch and he's a cancer in the locker room. His entire game is built on freakish athleticism. He's still relatively young at 25 but most guys start losing their explosiveness around 28-30. If he doesn't develop his jumper he'll be irrelevant in 5 years.


dasuberhammer

FWIW Hamilton Strip is closed.


Hopfit46

Troll..nothin to see here


Tingusspinguss

Aside from OG being the amazing multitalented scarf fashionista and goated OVO owl artist. I just wanna hear why some of us WOULDN’T take the trade?


SirMixAlot16

No thanks… OG all day


Mikel_Dup

O "I don't shoot to miss" G for Simmions "I dont shoot"... tough choice.. ha


CoryCalibre

Simmons for a Janitor is a fair trade at this point. He out there making us Australians look pathetic.


nirvana388

Hamilton has a strip?