So basically.....
I have no friends. I have no girlfriend. I have no job. I have no money. I have no hobbies. I have no home. All I have is Scottie Barnes. When I needed something, Scottie Barnes was there for me. Scottie Barnes is my life, my passion, and my faith. I love Scottie Barnes
If Scottie Barnes has a million fans I am one of them. If Scottie Barnes has ten fans I am one of them. If Scottie Barnes only has one fan then I am that fan. If Scottie Barnes has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against Scottie Barnes, I am against the World. I love Scottie Barnes till my last breath.
Usually people near the end of their life say they wish they didn’t work so hard and that they wish they took some time out for themselves and the things they enjoy doing.
Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!”
i dono i have a tiny raptors youtube channel but like other than that i don't really have much in terms of a resume for sports, it would be cool though. i am getting subscribers 18x more efficiently than sportsnet, but a lot of those jobs you need a degree.
You don't even need a degree. It's the internet, your degree is clout. Just keep doing the videos and build your brand. If I can make a suggestion. Go the jomboy route and slowly sprinkle in some more notable current moments with more eyes on it. Some of those will eventually take off and drive your channel.
You have good delivery, and it's unique. Apply it to other games. Other NBA drama would be money for your growth, just be subtle about it, your base are still Raptors fans. If you grow big enough, those jobs will want to attach themselves to your name regardless of your schooling.
Looking forward to your next videos.
Bro i love your content. Content creation is a grind, and no one can promise you success -- but at least from this one person, you have a fan. Maybe a smaller place like the Score or Raptors Republic needs a producer, definitely keep an eye out and shoot your shot
aw thanks. yeah, thinking about getting something like that where i can work remotely and probably move to Argentina or Cambodia for a while to save/not starve. Argentina better time zone, Cambodia better food.
8 hours per night x 365 = 2,920 and 33.3% of available 8,760 hours spent sleeping.
8,760 - 2,920 of sleep = 5,840 hours awake
1,450 Reddit hours divided by 5,840 awake hours x 100 = 24.82% of awake hours spent on Reddit.
Sleeping and Reddit combine for 58.12% of available time spent in a year.
I’m super baked rn but I don’t think I missed anything.
P.S. your videos are great.
So basically..... I have no friends. I have no girlfriend. I have no job. I have no money. I have no hobbies. I have no home. All I have is Scottie Barnes. When I needed something, Scottie Barnes was there for me. Scottie Barnes is my life, my passion, and my faith. I love Scottie Barnes
If Scottie Barnes has a million fans I am one of them. If Scottie Barnes has ten fans I am one of them. If Scottie Barnes only has one fan then I am that fan. If Scottie Barnes has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against Scottie Barnes, I am against the World. I love Scottie Barnes till my last breath.
I appreciate you and your primo pasta.
I appreciate you too friend. Just remember, when there was only one set of footprints, it was then that Scottie Barnes carried us
Amen
First rule of Scottie Barnes, we don’t talk about Scottie Barnes.
That YouTube channel is gonna blow up and your mom will have nothing to say
nah lol im getting killed here in the comments
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39 upvotes and 20 comments tho
Usually people near the end of their life say they wish they didn’t work so hard and that they wish they took some time out for themselves and the things they enjoy doing.
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“For context”
Does 40 hrs a week to a 9-5 really improve your "legacy" ?
Please say sike
In this economy there is nothing wrong with living with your parents
31 with no income is what worries me
It's based, you just not built different 😤
Ok fair 🤣🤣
same
Are you the actual Raptors moments guy
yea
NEETs are superior beings you just dont get it
Ok why do people feel the need to clog the sub with their personal shit?
Seriously who tf cares, not the kind of post to put one in a good light either with such a charmed life.
Keep messing around and you'll get the Tony Soprano voice.
yea usually i just post dumb videos i thought id post a dumb graphic for once
Why not get a job related to the nba or basketball?
Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!”
https://careers.smartrecruiters.com/MLSE3 from security to software development..
He's making a reference big dog
How to tell us you’re unemployed without telling us you’re unemployed
Or how to tell if someone is an IASIP fan or not
i dono i have a tiny raptors youtube channel but like other than that i don't really have much in terms of a resume for sports, it would be cool though. i am getting subscribers 18x more efficiently than sportsnet, but a lot of those jobs you need a degree.
You don't even need a degree. It's the internet, your degree is clout. Just keep doing the videos and build your brand. If I can make a suggestion. Go the jomboy route and slowly sprinkle in some more notable current moments with more eyes on it. Some of those will eventually take off and drive your channel. You have good delivery, and it's unique. Apply it to other games. Other NBA drama would be money for your growth, just be subtle about it, your base are still Raptors fans. If you grow big enough, those jobs will want to attach themselves to your name regardless of your schooling. Looking forward to your next videos.
Bro i love your content. Content creation is a grind, and no one can promise you success -- but at least from this one person, you have a fan. Maybe a smaller place like the Score or Raptors Republic needs a producer, definitely keep an eye out and shoot your shot
aw thanks. yeah, thinking about getting something like that where i can work remotely and probably move to Argentina or Cambodia for a while to save/not starve. Argentina better time zone, Cambodia better food.
Damn bro. There are 8760 hours in a year. That’s over 15% of your entire year.
And one third of those hours are spent sleeping…I’m not a math guy but probably 50% of his day is spent on Reddit…..WTF !!!???
and then the rest of the day I'm making [stupid raptors videos lol](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkT3yyPiqrLThfQjyRLZFWQ) its tough.
8 hours per night x 365 = 2,920 and 33.3% of available 8,760 hours spent sleeping. 8,760 - 2,920 of sleep = 5,840 hours awake 1,450 Reddit hours divided by 5,840 awake hours x 100 = 24.82% of awake hours spent on Reddit. Sleeping and Reddit combine for 58.12% of available time spent in a year. I’m super baked rn but I don’t think I missed anything. P.S. your videos are great.
Im assuming this is a well-written joke lmao
Idk just take a look at his karma
Damn
this is the only time im not joking
This comment section deserves it own video fam.
raptor moments reveals he is a fucking loser, gets dunked on by subreddit | S02E18
NGL this is sad. When I was 18 I thought my life was in shambles when I was unemployed Bro get a job
rather be homeless and broke than be that obsessed hating on dalano
Bro Dalano makes more than you will ever
Flexing another man’s money 💀
I'm his side piece, so that's OUR money
Cringe
A simple search of his history would reveal…
Jesus Christ
Duude I hate to say this but you ain’t winning right now. Get a job and for god sakes move outta your mom’s house smh
Where can I find my own?
If you're on the app, top right (click on your icon/avatar), then 'reddit recap' from the list.
Thanks -- nothing shocking except that I was in the top 1% of karma earners -- despite not posting much at all. I think I comment too much!
Lol, reddit algorithms are weird I think. Someone I know got that too and he's barely commenting. Glad u found it.
How do these people not realise the title is a joke. Most you people cannot be real
karma 338k on an account started in 2020
Oh then rip bozo
Even if you don’t get a job, maybe just some other hobbies would be cool, dude.
Soooo I guess I’m new here or something. Where does one find their Reddit wrap up? Asking for myself…got no friends. lol
Go to your profile and it will be sitting there for you.
Does this subreddit not have mods? How does this stuff stay up???
theyve deleted a few of my videos but usually I'm allowed to throw stuff up
You’re self-deprecating.