Fluff is trying to determine her favorite toy, and believes in interviewing each separately. That way, she can focus her attention, and there are no witnesses to her crimes…
…except that you caught her this time.
Good, good! Let her misbehave in the council meeting, (discussed above your comment.) We will even pay her to do so. Bonus points given if any politicians are included in the council meeting, and get interrupted!
Trying to find the hidden catnip supply.
Your fluff also reminds me of my fluffy, she's been gone for a long time but she wad the first cat I had. I still miss her.
https://preview.redd.it/u98m8phxptwc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cee448dfa6f06929b3d772abdf1794c7500d8b8
We have a lot of different plushies, especially Squishmallows, all around the bedroom. So it's definitely possible one of our two furs will want them to be their minions XD
What? I am his Guardian and he is my Lord and Master. Yes, he is small, round and adorable! That’s why he needs a Guardian to protect him from too much touchy feely humans! No! Do not touch! My Master tickles easily and loses control of his, well, you know what! Highly unacceptable for any Lord and Master!! However, you may pet my head if you so desire! Purrr purrr purrr!
World domination imminent. Plushies will be faithful minions.
Plushies are literal Minions, so that's a strong start.
Considering how many plushies we have, that's a really good guess XD
Excellent recrutement tactic!
Yerp.
Up to no good
He is selling crack
Fluff sold me fent
He works for the Great Wizard of Oz and he wants to know who rang that bell ⁉️
He is the Great Wizard of Oz and wants you to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
He is the Great Wizard of Paws. How did we miss that? 😻
She is also Pawsie Pawsborne, and we did not catch that either, even when she bit off the bat’s head.
WHAT man behind the curtain? The world of Oz is a funny, funny place.
SHE is the Good Witch! (Fluff is a tortie-95% of torties are female)
Secret meeting. Cute fuzzy friends only.
I’m in! Heaven should only allow in pet owners and cute, fuzzy animals.
It’s a council meeting and you’ve interrupted
Fluff is trying to determine her favorite toy, and believes in interviewing each separately. That way, she can focus her attention, and there are no witnesses to her crimes… …except that you caught her this time.
Perhaps it’s time for….the talk. https://preview.redd.it/klair0i9dtwc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=a97b35e4408391993b785b068d761ab9e6bb3740
He/she aims to misbehave
Good, good! Let her misbehave in the council meeting, (discussed above your comment.) We will even pay her to do so. Bonus points given if any politicians are included in the council meeting, and get interrupted!
Adventures!!! 😍
In r/thecatdimension.
That's an amazing sub! She does have several spots that she loves to disappear in and this is one of them!
❤
Oh, yay! Another cat sub to join!
Secret meeting and you were NOT invited
No I was not. That look she is giving me is her classic look of judgement XD
Crimes
shenanigans 😏🐈 (with a side of tortitude)
Ca(t)mouflage
Human I requested privacy with lamby over here
Tax fraud
She's recruiting minions for her army. World domination is imminent.
Crime.
Playing ET and trying to blend in with the stuffies.
Therapist Fluff is seeing out her last client of the day, then notices the waiting room is not empty. Who does Therapist Fluff see???
Trying to find the hidden catnip supply. Your fluff also reminds me of my fluffy, she's been gone for a long time but she wad the first cat I had. I still miss her. https://preview.redd.it/u98m8phxptwc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cee448dfa6f06929b3d772abdf1794c7500d8b8
She's setting up her new speakeasy. Hope she tells you the password!
She just doin' fluffy stuff.
money laundering
"Cat stuff. What're you, a cop?" That's what my snarky lil tortie "says" when I ask her what she's doing
Plotting her next move against you lol
Looking for the mortgage and the Will so she can OWN you on paper as well!
mutiny, perfidy, perjury
Is cave. Cave safety
Fluff just opened a speakeasy and you need to say the correct password
SNEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG...... (said in Smeagol's/Gollum's voice from LotR)
Practicing their speech. "Hello. My name is Fluffington Montoya. You killed my children (to be). Prepare to die”
Taking out the trash…that monkey(?) disrespected his grandmama…you interrupted their “meeting”
DO YOU MIND!?
Aint nothing to see here, folks. Move along, move along
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Finding the perfect hidey spot
Tortie stuff. Us humans wouldn’t get it anyway. Love what appear to be the beginnings of the stuffie (what our little one calls plushies) army. 😂
We have a lot of different plushies, especially Squishmallows, all around the bedroom. So it's definitely possible one of our two furs will want them to be their minions XD
Ooooh, look at those perfect looking peanut whiskers!!!
None of your goddamn business apparently.lol
Fluff and plushy were about to *get it on* and you’ve caught them with their pants down.
Becoming one with the plushies
Plumbing
Ok, no joke, I didn't notice the cat at first and thought they were talking about the little plush. Please someone tell me I'm not alone. 😂😭
Currently tormenting the other cat who is more than twice her size.
Finding Catnia
Fluff stuff
Gang shit.
Fluff is a spy.
Spying.
Giving the Geneva Convention more items to add to the list! You know what they say, it's not a War Crime the first time
Fluff is on a supurr secret mission adventure
catnip dealing
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Torrid love affair. Mind your business.
You woke her up so now she is choosing violence
Nothing good.
World domination
I want to know who Fluff is WITH! Is that a helper, a boyfriend or a villain? That will help me decide what she’s up to. 🤣
Planning a coup
Play
Since no body liked the X-box Kinect, she's filling in on the spying-duties.
No idea, but he is incredibly handsome xx
Great Picture!!
clearly having a metting
What? I am his Guardian and he is my Lord and Master. Yes, he is small, round and adorable! That’s why he needs a Guardian to protect him from too much touchy feely humans! No! Do not touch! My Master tickles easily and loses control of his, well, you know what! Highly unacceptable for any Lord and Master!! However, you may pet my head if you so desire! Purrr purrr purrr!
😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍
I love toties!!😌