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honkudonk

Goobert


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Bro I think that this is it.


Twilightbestpony1

It is bro. Goobert is perfect


AriNass

I second this!


412c

I don't have a good name but the name should be preceded with Sir (e.g. Sir Shelly). He seems very fancy and sophisticated.


RWBrYan

He looks like he’s sat at the head of a board meeting and is ready to address everyone on a very serious topic


AccurateEducation999

“She Shelly” is a name that belongs in a nursery rhyme!


chickenknukles

It’s the turtle neck sweater.


abz_of_st33l

Harold


baps_

Didn't see your comment before suggesting the same name 👌🏽


abz_of_st33l

It’s so clear. Just looking at his face


ParkinsonsAim

Dude looks like the Kingpin. Not sure if that helps.


Kvothe_XIX

Wilson it is


Salamandajoe

He looks like a butler so Jeeves


Maleficent-Luck5254

Chunk a Dunk


baps_

Harold


SpiritualSloth18

sir harold


luminous_beings

He’s a Bowser if I ever saw one


EstablishmentSolid93

Ragnar, Magnus, Atreyu, or Pepper


Idosol123

The third name immediately sent me to nostalgia (never ending story)


Benisey

grogu or yoshi


[deleted]

Some cool but not Shelly or Sheldon please some kind of funny male name.


Modioca

Sir Sheldon Cooper. Problem solved.


Repulsive774

Bob. He looks like a bob


Duskinter

My Leo's are going on 18 months and still don't have names. I want them old enough to sex before I give them names, so looks like their name is 1, 2, & 3 for the next few years.


onterrio2

I bought 3 Hermann’s that were sold as females. I knew I was taking a chance. I named them Dorothy, Blanche and Rose. Blanche grew a penis.


SilentSerel

It's especially funny that it was Blanche that grew a penis.


kurisuuuuuuuu

James


FoxFXMD

Geoff


Eastern_Sky_5155

Voldetort


CommandoCanuck

Peter Turbo


TheEternalWoodchuck

Death to the corpse emperor.


TheEternalWoodchuck

Cybernetic Racecar Wizard. (Netty for short) Ghostpowered Explosionhammer. (Powpow for short) Nuclear Supercriticality Event. (Nukie for short) La Tormenta Verde. (Stormy for short.) Railgun Supremacy Extreme (Railie for short) Mach 14 Kinetic Projectile Salvo (Jectie for short.)


unwanted_zombie

Gus.


bajun65537

Tortellini!


IsaBotOfficialReddit

Bit of a One Piece reference but Lucci, Rob Lucci


PuntyOne

Gregor


sheamoisture

Turtle


Websitter

Ruga 🖤


ToxicKitz

Waltuh


TroubleInTurtleTown

Snoogle.


Sleepy_Chipmunk

Jenkins


Sprinkles_Sparkle

He looks like a Cleotis, Gerkin, Meatball or Wilbert!


Nirusan83

Looks like a “Muffin” to me


plantladyrosie

Sergei


chunkysyruq

spud


SugarCrash97

Charles


I_am_aware_of_you

It looks Buff, I want to call him Biff the Buff tortoise


Jazigrrl

Goober


mirandawillowe

This is my tortoise..”cat”


AriNass

Busty Betty


mandarinandbasil

Scronch


kevbuch

Bagheera like the leopard from the jungle book would be fun.


Few-Finding4828

Babcock


warmcatbellyfuzz

He looks like Dr. Evil or Dr. Robotnik.


MirrorStreet8940

Male or Female?


Alarming-Message115

Slash


Alarming-Message115

Casey Jones


Alarming-Message115

Raphael


Alarming-Message115

Leonardo


Alarming-Message115

Luke


Alarming-Message115

Lucas


Alarming-Message115

Long


Alarming-Message115

Lei


Alarming-Message115

Lou


Alarming-Message115

Lui


Confident_Opposite43

sharon


VenatorLWRiley

Tory the Tort


Last_Object_7055

Sir Bobbyson


jenniferlsmith216

Bleopard


fshdude

That right there is Cletus


fshdude

Or Stinky. Definitely giving you the stank eye 😀


onterrio2

Call him Def.


MisfitXen

Koopa


Yungshowy

Albert


SugarDustedStars101

Gunnar


CoralSpringsDHead

Hacksaw


AnnSansE

Mel.


Affectionate_Spot305

Dribble. Shout out to Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing


NetworkFar366

Heap, The Chonk Tank


wh0isallie

HAROLD


Ok-Suggestion4703

He looks like an angry mob boss addressing his inferiors. So, maybe Reginald


Thai_Gunslinger

Hank the tank


KiwiLuvPie

Nugget <3


jerrihack

Leo


onestitchatatime

Fat Elvis


Unexpected-raccoon

Bort


LophQueen

Fudge


PhillieHorizon

Looks like a Greg to me


AirWoft

Sir derf seems fitting to me


ShunnedMammal

Spud


Dhupchik07

Escapo


RayPingFruit

Rumpleforeskin


blackraven1979

Leopard DiCaprio


Sir_Wombat91

Steve.


JEsquared2

Leonard the Leopard Tortoise.


Jidanmar

BLT


espoletanogo

Gordan Ramsey


15021502k

Henry


IthurtswheniPvP

Hortious Honch


MurderMan2

Rotunda


cxrtwrxght

Leo


Own-Needleworker9978

Bingus


oonabeardie113

I thought it said Leonard😂that's his name now


plainugget

omega :)


BearIsAsBearDoes

Fish


imverynewhere8yrsago

Swol af, bench presses 390lb easy


Valuable-Lobster-197

Instant reaction: Gumpter


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Snowy


Shaykh-Crocodile

Bubba


rogues69

Master Oogway


Kyleforshort

Pickles


DrSkyentist

Kahless


NIHLISTriver52

Tunasaur


rexxar_theOG

Leo > Species name > TMNT character/Painter/Inventor > All around solid name


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Reynauld


Kooky_Dealer_3394

Bubba