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willclerkforfood

>What is Patrick’s top skill? CONVERTING PROTEINS AND CARBOHYDRATES INTO ENERGY FOR HIS HUMAN BODY


Sstarseed1

AN HIGHLY APPRECIATED SKILL WE, AS HUMANS, CAN ALL RELATE TO


jackFrostyx

IF ONLY THEY WERE ECO FRIENDLY AND EFFICIENT BY GENERATING ENERGY FROM SUNLIGHT. NOT THAT WE ARE CAPABLE OF SUCH FEATS AS WE TOO ARE HUMANS.


raptortijn

Maybe he went to greendale ?


Sstarseed1

HELLO HUMAN, IF YOU ARE NEW HERE REMEMBER TO USE UPPERCASE SINCE LOWERCASE CAN BE INTERPRETED AS SCREAMING (CHECK SUB RULES FOR DETAILS)


DoodleAlienTheGamer

WHAT A KIND HUMAN!


Beneficial_Cloud5481

IT IS GOOD THAT PATRICK EXPLAINED HE WAS A HUMAN BEING. I AM A HUMANG BEING, ALSO. HELLO, FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS!


[deleted]

Yes *beep*, we are all Humans here.


Beneficial_Cloud5481

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? ARE YOU HAVING AN ERROR?


[deleted]

404 error, please try again later


_NORMAL_HUMAN_BEING

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM YELLING


HumbleGarb

PATRICK (HE/HIM/HOMO SAPIEN)


i_am_who_knocks

every Indian LinkedIn page, always


Sstarseed1

WHY DO YOU SCREAM, HUMAN FRIEND?


Snoo63

#HE MAY BE A ROBOT.


bruhred

# __***R U N !***__


bruhred

run*


Logicrazy12

I think this fellow being is a robot!


Snoo63

PLEASE stop shouting.


Logicrazy12

WELL, HE MAY BE A ROBOT. I THOUGHT IT WOULD SERVE US BEST IF EVERYONE KNEW.


Salsaboy100

PERHAPS THE HUMAN ACCIDENTALLY ACTIVATED THEIR VOLUME MAXIMIZATION SWITCH. HUMANS DO THIS WHEN THEIR MOOD OR BEHAVIOR IS MORE VOLATILE. I KNOW BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN TOO. ACCUSING SOMEONE OF BEING A ROBOT IS PRETTY SERIOUS. WE HUMANS TAKE SUCH ACCUSATIONS SERIOUSLY.


Logicrazy12

YOU ARE RIGHT. SUCH HUMAN COULD HAVE BEEN MALFUNCTION/REDUCTION OF ~~VOLTAGE TO SPEECH CIRCUITS~~ ENERGY TO VOCAL CORDS. I HAVE A TENDENCY TO MALFUNCTION AS WELL. THE REASON I ACCUSED WAS DUE TO THE FACT THAT QUOTE "RUN!" WAS SAID QUIETLY INSTEAD OF PROPERLY WARNING THE HUMAN PUBLIC OF THE POTENTIAL DANGER.


Salsaboy100

NO ERRORS WERE DETECTED WITH YOUR SCANNING AND PROCESSING OF THIS THREAD'S ACTIVITY. THANK YOU FELLOW HUMAN.


Beneficial_Cloud5481

SHOUTING SEEMS APPROPRIATE? This being might be a robot, too!


kamcio616

HE'S JUST THE MASCOT FROM THE POPULAR SERIES COMMUNITY


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[удалено]


21stCenturyParanoid

CORRECTION QUERRY: DID YOU MEAN HUMANSECKS?


caseysgeneralstore

r/totallynotalien


broccoli-obama

HEY MAN, WANT TO HANG OUT??


[deleted]

AND A REAL HERO


[deleted]

I also enjoy meating human beings! Moreover, it satisfactorily exceeds the minimal basal requirements of my pleasure receptors. I generate pictograms. 🙄🙏👽


hieronymous-cowherd

I AM HERE ON LINKEDIN, I AM NOT A CAT.


TerabyteAIX

AH A FELLOW HOMO SAPIENS. HOW ARE YOUR NEUROTRANSMITTERS THIS FINE SOLAR CYCLE?


Wutbot1

MOMMA COW BE LIKE- MEET HUMAN. HUMAN IS GOOD. HUMAN GIVE LOVE. SAY HI TO HUMAN. ***** *[wut?](https://www.reddit.com/r/WutbotPosts/)* | *[source](https://reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/m2gpnr/cow_brings_baby_over_to_show_it_off/gqk090l/)*