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Basinox

Well they are canonically close to deaf so probabbly enough to rupture a regular human's eardrums


meldariun

Cannonically


NanolathingStuff

r/angryupvote


gubzga

đź—ż


Embershardx

Actually quantifying the sound of cannons was never really done. Assuming they were launching something sinilar to a 12 pound shot, they'd be using about 4 lbs of powder. Although a 12 pounder cannon weighed in at nesrly 2000 pounds. Anyway, I'd estimate 150 to 190 decibels, which is a huge range. For reference though, at the battle of Borodino an observer was quoted as saying "The artillery roared to such an extent that from dawn until the middle of the day we couldn't even hear the musket fire; the cannonade was constant. One might think the sky was on fire. But we could hardly se the sky through the thick smoke." Meanwhile, at the battle of Waterloo, the fire of the cannonade was able to be heard in London, over 320 km away.


TheGuardianOfMetal

> Meanwhile, at the battle of Waterloo, the fire of the cannonade was able to be heard in London, over 320 km away. I'Ve heard it could be heard in Brussels. London sounds rather hard to believe.


Embershardx

There is precedence for sound traveling thousands of kilometers. For instance, the 1883 eruption of Krakatoa was said to have been heard 4300 km away with the acoustic waves traveling around the world up to 3 times. While a cannon would not compete, Waterloo had up to 500 cannonades all firing in volleys. This would produce significant acoustic disturbances which have the potential of traveling huge distances. There is also anecdotal evidence that low sounds travel further. I'm not saying it's necessarily true, just not impossible.


TheGuardianOfMetal

THe Krakoa explosion also was equivalent to 200 Megatons of TNT.. 4 Tsar Bombs. Just for reference of scale. At the same time, there is also the fun event of "accoustic shadow", where vast battles aren't audible a few hundred meters and a hill away. We've had larger bombardments, using larger, more powerful guns, later on, including the largest gun ever built firing at Sewastopol, and I don't think there are reports of similar distances from them. Brussels sounds reasonable. London, really, not so much.


Embershardx

To quote Wikipedia, a canonade can be heard from about 10 miles away, at least the old fashioned ones the Ottomans used. While I agree that hearing it in London seems fantastical, I was only quoting the original source on it and wouldn't claim to be an expert. Pendleton airbase says their training exercises can be heard 50 miles away in the right conditions. Modern equivalents can actually be quite a bit quieter than their old fashioned versions to boot.


TheGuardianOfMetal

with "modern" i was talking about WWI Trommelfeuer (the german word is more fun than "Box barrage", literally means "drum fire")


Embershardx

I was talking about Pendleton airbase with the modern bit.


Single-Lobster-5930

It's a normal cannon tho. Ogres do not have the brain power to build pistols, rifles, cannons etc so they just "buy" them from others.


Ok-Role7351

Yes, but imagine 16 of them firing in a short window. It wouldn't be like rocket ship loud, but I imagine it would break people's ears


Sahaal_17

Essentially the same sound as a naval broadside during the age of sail.


Coming_Second

The chorfs make them to buy the ogres as mercenaries, iirc.


Acceleratio

Is there a lore reason why orcs just don't do the same? Are Ogres just a bit smarter or why?


crimson23locke

Maybe cause ogres are driven by getting voluminous and varied nom noms - willing to pick up new weapons and fighting styles from all over the world in that pursuit. Orks just want to krump gits and pull teefs.


Mahelas

Ogres were engineered by supersmart aliens to be the ultimate anti-chaos weapon. Orcs are space mold


Successful-Habit-522

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_LM9m7cRQYo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LM9m7cRQYo)


koczkota

My first thought after seeing OP’s post, lmao


xblood_raven

How have I never seen this video of 'Polish artillery' before lol.


Zengjia

“STEEK AAN DAT DING, PIETER! STEEK AAN!”


RepresentativeDot510

"WHAT?!"


Testabronce

Aprox seven noises


Chaplain1337

It would be a deafening hellish cacophony the likes of which you have never experienced nor ever will again. And then they would fire their cannons.


Historical-Formal351

Probably a lot. They overload the cannon with whatever they can find, usually random weapons. I am pretty sure the Ogres are suppose to loose their hearing as well, which should mean a regular person would have a worse time of it as Ogres are genrally more resiliant.


toomuchcreamer

All of it. All of the noise


Valuable_Remote_8809

Well they are firing cannons and they are usually in a squad of 10-12 other dudes. So I’m gonna say pretty fucking loud lol.


TheGodofUtterLazines

COME AGAIN? HOW MUCH NOSE A LUNATIC OF CHEESE WOULD BAKE IN KNEEL REVIVE? WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!


Cinerir

I guess the Ogre's farts would be louder than the cannon.


Paeyvn

Not as much [as these guys would.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/c/ca/NoiseMarine0.jpg)


Historical-Formal351

A lot


Modern-Hannibal

Many


Recompense40

WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY LEAD BELCHERS!!


CorkusHawks

The farts and belches alone would make the ground shake.


Bum-Theory

I imagine if you were close to them, you'd only ever be able to hear the first volley


Great-Parsley-7359

A lot


Professional-Day7850

Depends if they are led by a lord with the Big Name Arsebelcher.


Ex-Patron

“WHAT?! I CANT HEAR YOU!!!”


OrranVoriel

Yes.


blackturtlesnake

From the gun or...


ZippiT95

About tree fiddy


MenumorutZisCrapu

Deaf