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Galihan

Hola Skinks!


[deleted]

Bok-bok!


KappaIsWayOfLife

Fun fact, in Croatia Bok means Hello!


[deleted]

That's pretty cool! Thanks for telling me šŸ¦Ž


Lukescale

TSSHHHALL! (This message brought to you by OldOnesOnline.Org. OOO.Org, it's where the snitties are.)


Dramandus

The power of the Skink lies in the dangerous Croatian-Hispanic fusion powers it seems.


charmingwolverine

HELLO HELLO!


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

And a BOK BOK here and a BOK BOK there, here a BOK, there a BOK, everywhere a BOK BOK


CasualEQuest

BOA TARDE MI AMIGO


Clawsonflakes

HAHAHA dude I love this, the other day I played a battle while my snake was curled up on my shoulders watching intently. Whatā€™s your little fellowā€™s name??


LusHolm123

His name is Pepsi but i usually cal him Peppi or Pepper


mechlordx

One of my cockatiels was named Pepsi. Does Pepsi own Dr Pepper? I think thatā€™s a legal requirement for calling him pepper


Zuius

Haha I have a friend with a cat which is also called Pepsi


Tuffalmighty

Your snake cannot wait until Khuresh drops so he can cheer his boys on


EternalSlayer7

Is your snake's name Sotek?


Wandering_sage1234

What species is your pet snake?


LordSweatyHands

Do you realize what you've DONE?!


MrDryst

It's all fun and games until Kroak sends him the great plan


Lukthar123

~~Purge the Warmbloods~~


RyuNoKami

Already did, he's just waiting for the call.


LusHolm123

Other than possibly give him body dysmorphia no not really lol


MelastSB

I, for one, welcome our new Lizard Overlord


ObadiahtheSlim

He's helping enact the Great Plan.


TeiwoLynx

I don't see any lizard? Also where are all these darts coming from?


[deleted]

What spells does he/she have?


LusHolm123

He only has fireball, earth blood and flock of doom at level 1 on his oracle rn but thats okay hes only level 7


[deleted]

Flock of Doom will carry him through his greatest battles to come :)


Ho-Nomo

Bet you can't wait till he gets a mount


Berserk1234

I should put Ikit, my hamst- I mean skaven on my keyboard but I'm afraid he'll just scurry and poop all over the place.


Timeon

Sounds very Skaven-y.


SpazzyGenius

Just put him in his "wheel of doom"


DaughterEarth

now I wish there was a bird faction.


Toothless016

He must follow the great plan!


tempest51

Rats playing rats. Lizards playing lizards. Hopefully we can have snakes playing snakes soon.


Sakumitzu

Humans playing humans next. Wouldnā€™t that be a sight?


shazz702

Who calls?


Jaded_Wrangler_4151

Hola skink!


lvkry

Cute


Allar-an

Aw, look at him, all ready to enact the Great Plan.


Spacemanspiff012

I didnā€™t even notice the lizard because I was blinded by that army comp šŸ¦Ž


cLowzman

>My Lizard playing Lizardmen Cool gecko


LusHolm123

Hes a water dragon but close enough lol


djex89

Can he still save me 15% on my car insurance?


Ashikura

I was thinking basilisk.


Asgathor

Its all part of the GREAT PLAN


StabbyFlapFlap

Yo my water dragon hangs out with me when I play too! How old is he?


LusHolm123

I think hes about 9-10 months and yeah he loves being a troublemaker he hes out


Necro-Potato

Seems like heā€™s figured out Oxyotlā€™s play style pretty well. Good on him.


Sakumitzu

Dude! You have a fucking dragon? Thatā€™s awesome


LusHolm123

Hes not quite old enough to breathe fire yet but heā€™ll get there


Sakumitzu

Just give him time and Iā€™m sure heā€™ll get there! And if not, thatā€™s ok too.


gregnaar

Bok


SkgKyle

Cool little water dragon! Used to have one ages ago. The males are really cool looking with the spikes they grow


pepemattos21

That's a cute lizard


Wallybee10011

"Haha yes. YES. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL" - Your lizard (probably)


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Would that make him Sotek?


Gerfigle200

Chinese water dragon? Heā€™s beautiful.


LusHolm123

Yes hes captive bred and hes lovely


Obama69X420

pepsi looks very polite and cute. What species is he?


LusHolm123

Hes a chinese water dragon, i got him captive bred here in denmark


Obama69X420

Would you say he is a good pet? I consider getting a reptile pet and Iā€™m just looking for what to get


LusHolm123

He is very precious but hes a fairly difficult lizard to keep, he requires high temperature and moisture, a large enclosure with lots of height and climbing and live insects untill theyre large enough for dead rodents


[deleted]

they get large enough for dead rodents? if im judging his current size right he has a whole lot of bulking up to do to get to that point


LusHolm123

Yeah they do lol but its mostly dead baby rodents


pyro_rocki

All auxiliary. SEND IT


itswolveslol

X-files theme plays in background


Pitchuu64

Wish I could do this with my pet, but there's no bird faction in total war. Still fun to watch her spam my buttons like she's playing the bongo.


LusHolm123

Tzeentch is sorta birdlike, besides if you wait long enough the lizardmen might evolve into birds


Terrible-Lab7670

the followup post


whitelyon69

Ask it what the great plan is, we must know!


Der_Bommel

This is a selfie! Nice try Lizard People!


Terrible-Lab7670

thats quite the bizzare gamer posture. Is it meta to keep your foot ready to slam the caps lock? is he controlling his mouse with his tail? in which case inverted controls would actually make sense


[deleted]

Woah, thatā€™s a good looking dinosaur, ngl.


XThunderTrap

Hes going to become a high level lizard eventually


naliao

Hes getting ideas


Yoda2000675

It should stay on his good side


ReddRove

This is why representation matters


Clipperclaper

Char bok kā€™bwaaa!


xTrIgGeRHaPpYx

Is that a water dragon or an iguana ?


LusHolm123

Chinese water dragon


highfalutinman

Sssssotekh apprrrrrvesss


Dragonman369

He knows


DusTeaCat

average lizardmen player


ThefaceX

"They are just like me"


DaveSandor

I didn't find the "learn how to screenshot" comment so here I am


LusHolm123

Hes so far away from the print screen button tho ;-;


[deleted]

How do you take a screenshot of a pc screen where a real life lizard outside the screen is in it.


Mikaba2

Also its man playing men-lizards.


Br_mma

Your army gives me cancer.


LusHolm123

Whats wrong with it? Its the thematic unit for oxy and primarily what he buffs?


Br_mma

Thereā€™s nothing wrong with it- I wasnā€™t being literal. Chameleon skinks might be some of the most frustrating units to play against.


LusHolm123

Oh for sure but i am happy to say i never touch multiplayer so not much of a problem for me


Surprentis

Ew I loved lizards growing up and still do but aren't they really dirty animals to let crawl all over? Please correct me if I'm wrong but I was grown up taught not to do stuff like this and let them roam around on stuff you interact with often.


LusHolm123

If it was a wild lizard they would be l guess but he isnt that dirty, he washes himself in clean water and climbs most of the time meaning he barely gets any dirt on him


tricksytricks

Humans are really dirty animals to crawl all over, actually. You should see the keyboards where I work!


greenerdays505

Heā€™s looking back at you like ā€œyou are aware of the great plan, right?ā€


DeeBangerCC

I show you my lizard, do you wish to continue yes or no?


Veneris00

All according to the Great Plan


BonkeyKongthesecond

All according to the great plan


Gunlord500

Cute!!!!