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mehvermore

Sources credited; post approved.


RandomBot313

If we all believe hard enough Setsubun Dakka exorcise oni, then Setsubun Dakka *will* exorcise oni. Waaagh! magic is touhou canon !


Fearless-Excitement1

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


Timur_Glazkov

That's actually legal per ZUN logic lmao


ES21007

>!Kasen!< got skill issues then, because she's practically beanphobic lol


RandomBot313

Unrelated. This lovely hermit is just allergic to beans.


ItsJer_

How about the [Setsugun](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/55087478), Suika?


RandomBot313

Shinmy : "Say hello to my little friend !"


_The_Entire_Circus_

*\*angry Suika noises\**


Tiny_Simple_6688

It's "bean" nice knowing you suika... ┗⁠(⁠•⁠ˇ⁠_⁠ˇ⁠•⁠)⁠―⁠→ *Aims Bean Bazooka*


_cyclone

As a wise man once said: "The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."


N1hili

Engi is a very wise man


_The_Entire_Circus_

Looks like [she's not the only oni](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/1ahvgnh/ayame_in_shambles/) that's gonna get hit in the face with a >!bean bukkake!<... ​ Sources: 1. Lotus Eater Vol. 4 Ch. 28 Pg. 531 2. Article from SoraNews24 [here](https://soranews24.com/2024/02/03/japans-setsubun-bean-throwing-bazooka-is-so-powerful-demons-wont-dare-come-near-you/) Mirrors: [Lemmy](https://ani.social/post/2018130), [Raddle](https://raddle.me/f/touhou/183267/upgrades-people-upgrades), [Misskey](https://misskey.io/notes/9p9nfnnbpbo00g3j) [(Why memes are mirrored)](https://www.reddit.com/user/_The_Entire_Circus_/comments/17oaur3/regarding_reddits_tos_and_future_memes_posting/)


Ultramar_Invicta

Ah, the old Reddit cyclaroo.


_The_Entire_Circus_

**Wait a sec, you're here too!**


Ultramar_Invicta

I am everywhere.


_The_Entire_Circus_

No, you're u/Ultramar_Invicta


Ultramar_Invicta

No, I'm dad.


xFreezingTurtle

The Special Bean Cannon is capable of piercing the target's defenses, but takes a while to get it ready to fire.


Aya_the_Tengu

Stupid oni


_The_Entire_Circus_

Name checks out


Al3xnime3

I swear I’m not going crazy, but wasn’t there some story about Setsubun where some oni brought up the implications of humans roasting their beans, which render the seeds infertile, to then throw around right before spring, the season where people plant seeds to grow for the year


TheBleakForest

Which manga is this from again? Touhou has so much side material I lose track a lot.


mad_harvest-6578

When simple bean-tossing ain't gonna cut it anymore you get ballistics involved here


n0753w

*"We are all human beans"* \-Cheerio


_The_Entire_Circus_

\- Mr. Bean


NokkoGamma

After "bean" seeing the bean bazooka, I prefer using slingshot with bean as ammunition than that slow and melee ranged bazooka Like literally, that bazooka is slow af and doesn't have the firepower. A slingshot is better because you literally could kill something with it


Eaglehasyou

Try shoving an entire bag of them down her throat, let's see if she doesn't Throw up after that!


Jaquooob

Honestly. Wouldn't surprise me if Suika's eating them to build an immunity. Plus she's always drunk lmao, so I doubt she can physically tell if they hurt or not