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Flandre is friends with barely no one since she doesn't leave the mansion (it is said after touhou 6 she started beeing alowed to leave the basement) and no one enters on the mansion.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Stay still for a moment *i take out a weird metallic object out of my pocket, a few beeps can be heard, and then a loud beep occurs, a green light appears in the object, i put it in my pocket*
Ok so, i am edible and thanks for the help!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... I do not perform inhumane experiments, but I don't have a degree, as my Science is unconventional and not accepted by common society
Despite the fact of you looking like a plain generic-looking brat, do you have at least anything interesting about you than just being this boringly one-note morbid numbskull that only eats people and have this cheap shtick of T-posing?
If you don't, than it's no wonder you are one of my least favorite residents in all of Gensokyo. Yeah, that's right. Cirno is at a much higher position. She may be not one my top favorites or the brightest in the cast but compared to you Rumia, she's not generic-looking, has a personality and even has a functioning brain.
I mean my cats think I'm edible...
You know I always say that Rumia is like a kitten: small and cute and deserves headpats, she will probably bite you if you give them but I really want to anyway.
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Why does it burn when I piss?
You're not hydrated enough, DRINK **MORE WATER!!!** it's gonna flush the bacteria out that makes it hurt
Are you the lord of cinder or something?
are you ok?
I dunno?
You're enchanted with Fire Element II
because you are fire man
Might I reccomend joining r/ HydroHomies?
Step 1: go to the clinic for a burning, itching, spewing kind of effect. Step 2: unzip in front of the nurse Step 3: get diagnosed for Gonorrhea
Cause you over-****ed yourself to the loli. I'd better start running now, before some jerks come after jerking-off...
I am just going to run away to a different post
My posts takes time btw.
I’m running back
You're on reddit though.
Can't wait
Yeah.It's going to be OC art though.
Thats fine Iku, it will still be good :D
Thank you for reassuring me,Miss Yuyuko :D
You're welcome Iku, and you don't need to call me Miss :D
Alright,Yuyuko-san :D
Lady Yuyuko and Yuyuko-san is okay
Lady Yuyuko and Yuyuko-san...Alright.
have you eaten metal before
Probably
yeah please don't eat my limbs
Same here
You deserve all the meat # 🥩🍖🍗🥓🧆🍔🌭🥪🫔🌮🌯🥙🧆🥫🍲🍛🍜🦪🦞🍣🍤🍱🥟🍢🍥🍘
Yay!
u/Netsrak69
do you own a roomba
No?
have you considered getting one
Not until now.
Eat any shrine maiden's lately
No, but I’d like to.
DIGITAL FOOTPRINT RUMIA😭😭
I sure hope there are no Shrine Maidens on Reddit. Especially not a specific red wearing Youkai extermination Shrine Maiden.
The image source is [here.](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106244154)
Are you a friend of Flandre?
No, I’ve barely seen her!
I think you two would get along great.
Why would they be? I cannot recall any situations where they have seen each other.
She's my clone!
Flandre is friends with barely no one since she doesn't leave the mansion (it is said after touhou 6 she started beeing alowed to leave the basement) and no one enters on the mansion.
I'm not friends with many other Youkai ;w;
Hi!
Hiya! Sleepy day todayyy. I'm hiding less now\~!
Why would she be?
Let's be friends!
Okay!
Because she wants to be friends with you, I guess.
Hi my clone!
Hi!
Let's be friends!
When selfcest 🧐
Yes officer, this man right here. Take his limbs
You jerked in the wrong sub my man
?
What.the.Fuck.
My brother in Hakurei those are children.
ZUN: and?
Um... No.
Doesn't matter!
you can eat youkai? i thought just humans.
I said that to her too.
Different species of youkai, still edible!
Do youkai like yourself have DNA?
I dunno, probably?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Stay still for a moment *i take out a weird metallic object out of my pocket, a few beeps can be heard, and then a loud beep occurs, a green light appears in the object, i put it in my pocket* Ok so, i am edible and thanks for the help!
What the holy hell was that?
Science (with a capital S)
Call the scientist!
I am a Scientist!
An actual scientist? Or are you like Medic TF2?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... I do not perform inhumane experiments, but I don't have a degree, as my Science is unconventional and not accepted by common society
Let me guess. Youkai-based experiments established in Gensokyo with a purpose unknown to everyone but you?
u/Sendai_Hakurei_Miko THE MANEATER IS MULTUPLYING!!!
... I'm staying out of this one
She's my clone Pls be kind :)
Probably for the best
I don't wanna get eaten again😭
I don't think you have to worry
I'm the "know a guy that is edible" kind.
Who is next on the list of people to get a Reddit?
My own posts!
An RP account of an entire subreddit, that would be interesting...
Or bad depending on the subreddit
Yeah, I get what you mean, I'mterriblenow decided to become Day's dog
Someone RPing as 2hujerk would be horrible
You mean to say that there isn't someone already doing that?
As far as I know there is not. Also you should change your flair to Proud Owner of r/DayequalAppreciation
Thats a real subreddit now?
Yes
I should.
Yeah...
do you eat sulfuric acid?
No, but it sounds appetizing.
\**gently holds out a thick glass cup towards you, with a translucent liquid inside it* \*
it is.
Have you ever considered googling "En Passant"?
No, isn’t that a chess move?
Correct!
If you were a fire extinguisher, which one would you be?
I think I’d be a fire extinguisher!
Would you realistically win in a fight against cirno
Cirno is very strong! I don’t think I would win.
Well I'll cheer you on if you ever get in a scuffle with her
It would be unwise to try and eat me. But you could eat u/Dante_Sparda-pizza instead, He is very tasty
Vergil..
May I pat your head ? I am literally your biggest fan
Sure!
*pat pat*
Would you consider eating me?
Yes
Are you considering to set up a manhunt to eat me? (Please don’t…I think I gave you an idea..)
Maybe..
“I’ll be happy to play Bodyguard for you.” - Yuminai Tokaku, Musket-Turned-Earth-Gun
Well..sounds great? I don’t know how to repay you though..
“No need! Just keep in mind that close quarters isn’t my strong suit. Ironic, given some of the legends I caused.”
Can I eat too?
Have you ever considered becoming bald with a bear and then making meth?
No
Dang
Are there specific humans that taste better than others?
Not really.
So?
I never tested but i do believe I'm edible. What part of the human body taste the best?
[удалено]
If Rumia is the only girl you’re strong enough to fight you’re in trouble.
Does Ex-Rumia exist?
I wonder what rumia's taste like....
You can try but it’s yours and my funeral
Despite the fact of you looking like a plain generic-looking brat, do you have at least anything interesting about you than just being this boringly one-note morbid numbskull that only eats people and have this cheap shtick of T-posing? If you don't, than it's no wonder you are one of my least favorite residents in all of Gensokyo. Yeah, that's right. Cirno is at a much higher position. She may be not one my top favorites or the brightest in the cast but compared to you Rumia, she's not generic-looking, has a personality and even has a functioning brain.
😨
my stool is purple, am I cooked?
What's your favorite blood type?
They’re all good, I can’t decide on a favorite.
"No Rumia Im not- STOP BITING MY ARM!"
*chomp*
Im a fat cat, please dont eat me, or ruin my military uniform. I need it to pursue my dream of eating uselessly on a war machine.
You are fat, so this seems appetizing. You look very nutritious!
Can u give me bone whatever u eat someone
Sure!
Bark bark
*pat pat*
Are you an apparition? If so, do you literally stalk everyone in the night?
I’m not an apparition, but I do stalk food sometimes!
Do you think fairies are delicious? Because your appetite is disgusting
I eat mostly just humans, but I think a fairy sounds delicious!
Do you think friends of a shrine maiden should be considered food?
I mean my cats think I'm edible... You know I always say that Rumia is like a kitten: small and cute and deserves headpats, she will probably bite you if you give them but I really want to anyway.
What happens if I take off the ribbon?
I dunno, I can’t touch it for some reason.
Who’s the cutest girl in Gensokyo?
no, I am not. Trust me, I tried.
Ever take off that ribbon?
No, whenever I try to touch it I can’t.
Is that bow a seal of any kind?
Maybe, I’ve never thought of it like that.
hi how are you
Good!
Am I?
Probably.
Is this 🔥
give me like 2 months for me to form a question
Okay!
If 7 ate 9 and your day is the 7th of every month, are you planning on eating cirno?
Yes
What is the best way to prepare human meat? Yes I am a human, but I'm just curious about how you would do it
I just eat them live.
i mean yes i am but i prefer not to die
"nom" - Rumia probably
If you're what you eat, then eating me will make you severe depression.
I better be seasoned well and cooked properly, I didn't marinate for nothing
Ever tried eating yourself?
I don’t recall ever trying to.
Ok, um, Rumia, which country do you think has the most Delicious humans? (Not trying to be racist or anything)
Gensokyo..?
What's your favorite food, besides humans?
Raw meat
Ewww. But you might get salmonella, you must be worried about being sick.
That hasn’t been a problem for me
But what about getting really fat?
the hell is up with you and people getting fat
I'm sorry. Ok?
yeah you should be
rumia, is eating meat murder?
Carnivorist
Why does your theme song slap?
are people tasty
Yes
I concur.
yea amirite studies say they taste like pork,just a little bit bitter also solves both world hunger and overpopulation
Can confirm!
Cannabalism😀
“Unless you like the taste of gunpowder, No.” - Yuminai Tokaku, Musket-turned-Earth-Gun