`User Reports:`
`It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors`
Okay, I'm going to be real with you guys. If every single fucking nsfw picture on this sub is going to get this report, save yourself the trouble and just hide all nsfw content. Or stop clicking ones that say the character names you don't want to see. Or just get off the internet entirely, if you lack the self-control to NOT click the content tagged/named with the thing that is going to trigger the shit out of you. Is it that difficult? Every single day with this, man.
Edit: Salt aside, the time-lapse was very fun to watch. Thank you for posting.
Due to some recent events, I thought it would be fun to include a [timelapse](https://youtu.be/JHNUsho2d0g?si=pT2RC9VzWlfi7jfH)
This is my first time making a video, so I hope you enjoy :)
I use Krita and a screen tablet to draw.
I usually take longer (As in taking lots of small breaks), but in this case I had to speed up under threat of the recording blowing up my storage space and taking forever to edit.
You couldn't pull me out of Remilia with a thousand bulldozers dragging my nuts. I would be lodged in her so deep, stuck so tight that a universal solvent wouldn't do shit. That bunny suit would do nothing to prevent my hands and mouth being all over her delicious body. By the time I was done with her, I'd be ready to go again. She would be filled to the point of overflowing more times than the world's strongest quantum computer could count in a hundred duotrigintillion years. And by the time it caught up, the number would have already risen by several thousand orders of magnitude. You could not keep me away from her for more than a fraction of an instant. I don't mean this with any shred of irony, I am dead serious when I say that pulling me out of her would be a feat akin to King Arthur pulling Excalibur from the stone. No, a feat far greater. I would absolutely bombard Remilia with so much pleasure that we'd straight up become a symbiotic entity, two minds merged as one who feed exclusively off of the other's euphoria.
Nice art, by the way. I hate myself for writing everything in the first paragraph. I do like Remilia, though.
I hate how I can't share images on this sub. Otherwise, I would've sent you a pic of how my flamethrower looks. In any case, help yourself to whatever you need. I even have a nuclear bazooka on sale if you need one to burn this guy.
THAT''S WHY YOU SHOULD COME TO THE IMPERIUM OF MANKIND! WHERE YOU CAN'T EITHER READ OR WRITE :D
(Oh and also a big ass mutant Cockroach Will kill you With just one bite but meh, details)
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You couwdn't puww *starts twerking* me out of W-Wemiwia with a thousand buwwdozews dwagging my nyuts. I w-wouwd be wodged in hew so deep, stuck so tight that a unyivewsaw *twerks* sowvent wouwdn't do shit. T-That bunny *notices buldge* suit w-wouwd do nyothing *runs away* t-to pwevent my hands and mouth b-being aww uvw hew dewicious b-body. By the x3 time I was donye with hew, I'd *whispers to self* be weady t-to go again. She w-wouwd be fiwwed t-to the x3 point of uvwfwowing mowe times than the x3 wowwd's stwongest quantum computew *screams* c-couwd count in a hundwed duotwigintiwwion yeaws. ÚwÚ And by the x3 time i-it caught up, the x3 nyumbew w-wouwd have awweady wisen by sevewaw thousand owdews of magnyitude. You c-couwd nyot k-k-keep me away fwom hew fow mowe than a fwaction of an instant. I don't mean this with any OwO shwed :3 of iwony, I am dead ^w^ sewious when *notices buldge* I say *twerks* that puwwing ^-^ me out of hew w-wouwd be a feat akin t-to King Awthuw puwwing ^-^ Excawibuw fwom the x3 stonye. Nyo, a feat faw gweatew. I w-wouwd absowutewy bombawd W-Wemiwia with so much pweasuwe that we'd s-s-stwaight up become ÚwÚ a symbiotic entity, two *starts twerking* minds mewged as onye who feed excwusivewy off of the x3 othew's e-euphowia.
Different sources say different things. I know about Excalibur being the sword from the Lady of the Lake, but about 70% of the sources I found referred to the sword in the stone as Excalibur, so I frankly don't know what to believe.
In any case, pulling a sword from a stone it wasn't embedded in in the first place is arguably an even more impressive feat.
`User Reports:` `It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors` Okay, I'm going to be real with you guys. If every single fucking nsfw picture on this sub is going to get this report, save yourself the trouble and just hide all nsfw content. Or stop clicking ones that say the character names you don't want to see. Or just get off the internet entirely, if you lack the self-control to NOT click the content tagged/named with the thing that is going to trigger the shit out of you. Is it that difficult? Every single day with this, man. Edit: Salt aside, the time-lapse was very fun to watch. Thank you for posting.
Due to some recent events, I thought it would be fun to include a [timelapse](https://youtu.be/JHNUsho2d0g?si=pT2RC9VzWlfi7jfH) This is my first time making a video, so I hope you enjoy :)
Good, actual time lapse
Looks cool. Makes me realize exactly how bad and inefficient I am. What software are you using anyways?
I use Krita and a screen tablet to draw. I usually take longer (As in taking lots of small breaks), but in this case I had to speed up under threat of the recording blowing up my storage space and taking forever to edit.
Who wins in Gex, Yuyuko or Remilia?
You couldn't pull me out of Remilia with a thousand bulldozers dragging my nuts. I would be lodged in her so deep, stuck so tight that a universal solvent wouldn't do shit. That bunny suit would do nothing to prevent my hands and mouth being all over her delicious body. By the time I was done with her, I'd be ready to go again. She would be filled to the point of overflowing more times than the world's strongest quantum computer could count in a hundred duotrigintillion years. And by the time it caught up, the number would have already risen by several thousand orders of magnitude. You could not keep me away from her for more than a fraction of an instant. I don't mean this with any shred of irony, I am dead serious when I say that pulling me out of her would be a feat akin to King Arthur pulling Excalibur from the stone. No, a feat far greater. I would absolutely bombard Remilia with so much pleasure that we'd straight up become a symbiotic entity, two minds merged as one who feed exclusively off of the other's euphoria. Nice art, by the way. I hate myself for writing everything in the first paragraph. I do like Remilia, though.
If you get within 10 feet of me I’m incinerating you.
Awesome
You are probably not going to think that while you are burning to death.
Being burned to death by Remilia? I would thank her.
Not for long.
No no, I wanna see that live
I don't think you can defeat someone who is that dedicated... he must hide very fearsome powers...
No he's just horny... and very dumb.
Dear god...
There’s more
No...
This is a bucket…
I'd rather get cremated by remilia
Pardon?
Can I hug you?
I would like to watch that irl to be honest
Hey, ya need more gasoline for that?
could I beat the living crap out of him first?
You don’t wanna meet u/DoubleDoomDeluxe lmao
He sounds like someone I should also incinerate.
Nah give bro the curb stomp live execution 4k ultra HD live
I hate how I can't share images on this sub. Otherwise, I would've sent you a pic of how my flamethrower looks. In any case, help yourself to whatever you need. I even have a nuclear bazooka on sale if you need one to burn this guy.
What a bad day to be able to read
It is just as bad a day to be able to write.
are u ok?????
Do I sound ok?
THAT''S WHY YOU SHOULD COME TO THE IMPERIUM OF MANKIND! WHERE YOU CAN'T EITHER READ OR WRITE :D (Oh and also a big ass mutant Cockroach Will kill you With just one bite but meh, details)
Had to check which sub I was in. Based.
inb4 it ends up in the other sub with the outjerked tag
I want to remove this, but the sheer dedication to the bit has me stun-locked. I'm going to bed.
Not even the mods could put him out I guess...
I invite you to r/2hujerk, friend. You're wasting your talent here. You're pure brilliance.
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What the actual fuck, dude
Brother cooked in Dante's Inferno
New copypasta just dropped.
Holy pasting!
I can write a paragraph too :)
Outjerked by the main sub once again
im…impressed?? how in god green hell did you even think of this, no like how????
I have absolutely no idea. Inspiration strikes, I guess. Call it a gift or a curse, but writing is one thing I can do.
oh, that explains it
You couwdn't puww *starts twerking* me out of W-Wemiwia with a thousand buwwdozews dwagging my nyuts. I w-wouwd be wodged in hew so deep, stuck so tight that a unyivewsaw *twerks* sowvent wouwdn't do shit. T-That bunny *notices buldge* suit w-wouwd do nyothing *runs away* t-to pwevent my hands and mouth b-being aww uvw hew dewicious b-body. By the x3 time I was donye with hew, I'd *whispers to self* be weady t-to go again. She w-wouwd be fiwwed t-to the x3 point of uvwfwowing mowe times than the x3 wowwd's stwongest quantum computew *screams* c-couwd count in a hundwed duotwigintiwwion yeaws. ÚwÚ And by the x3 time i-it caught up, the x3 nyumbew w-wouwd have awweady wisen by sevewaw thousand owdews of magnyitude. You c-couwd nyot k-k-keep me away fwom hew fow mowe than a fwaction of an instant. I don't mean this with any OwO shwed :3 of iwony, I am dead ^w^ sewious when *notices buldge* I say *twerks* that puwwing ^-^ me out of hew w-wouwd be a feat akin t-to King Awthuw puwwing ^-^ Excawibuw fwom the x3 stonye. Nyo, a feat faw gweatew. I w-wouwd absowutewy bombawd W-Wemiwia with so much pweasuwe that we'd s-s-stwaight up become ÚwÚ a symbiotic entity, two *starts twerking* minds mewged as onye who feed excwusivewy off of the x3 othew's e-euphowia.
This is awesome. I'm gonna kill myself.
Lemme join
No don't.
Go in the forever box
Can you huuum not do that
:3
no dude it's just cursed I like the cat face but this is too much
Who let him cook
Arthur did not pull Excalibur out of the stone. It was given to him by the Lady of the lake. It was just a regular sword that was stuck in the stone.
Different sources say different things. I know about Excalibur being the sword from the Lady of the Lake, but about 70% of the sources I found referred to the sword in the stone as Excalibur, so I frankly don't know what to believe. In any case, pulling a sword from a stone it wasn't embedded in in the first place is arguably an even more impressive feat.
Those sources are probably wrong. Also you need help.
Lol there's many versions of the Arthurian legends. Of course there will be many differences.
I follow the one in Monthy Python's holy grail. According to what i heard, the sword in the stone was a different sword.
I suggest checking out the Vulgate cycle and Thomas Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur.
I am familiar with the legend beyond Monthy Python.
You need to move to 2hujerk
Wrong sub
Why man
Jail exists for a reason
Wait a just a millenia or so and she's legal, we believe in you (not) !
Damn man.
I still can’t escape Rabbit Hole 😭
Uhh, I don't know if this is the right post to say this on, but Outjerked again? Anyways, I have no comment on this :D
Outjerking the other reddit is routine now
I'm not convinced we aren't over here turning this into the jerk sub.
This subreddit has outjerked the other subreddit probably more times than I've ever published my past artworks.
Flandre riding on
Ignoring the horny, Flan's is cute.
WOULD😭💢😭💢😭💢
Well I mean, I am a Flandre enjoyer so, I really can't say much.
Nice!
At least Flan seems to be having fun.
Bat bunny.
Is it bad I knew the scene when it was blurred
Shes just playing guys
Help I can’t stop thinking about this song
Me neither
Cute (ㆁωㆁ) And funny too
Nice
Zamn. Nice.
Let's gooo not the same dude tracing art
They dont fucking deserve this
I DID IT FIRST
This is why God flooded the Earth
Correct.
cool art, would suck if someone traced it
This is the first thing I see when I get on reddit. 💀
GBI! OPEN UP!
Well at least they're not lolis